big mouth ball king

Chapter 527 The England goalkeeper's unlucky physique
Wembley Stadium.

Fan songs are playing outside.

In the player channel inside, players from both sides are preparing to come out.

At this time, Lao Lei also came over, and happened to meet Tang Zhenglong. He glanced at Tang Zhenglong, and he still had a grudge against what he said yesterday—the old senior.

"That bastard!"

Tang Zhenglong had long forgotten what happened yesterday, he had offended so many people, how could he remember it, when he saw Lao Lei, he immediately went up to say hello.

Tang Zhenglong patted Lao Lei on the shoulder.

"Harry."

Old Lei's face darkened.

"Harry? Harry is your name?"

He smiled awkwardly.

"Don, you are so naughty."

"Harry, we're old friends too."

old friend?
Is there a dime relationship between me and you?

There is a reason why Tang Zhenglong did this, because the staff of Sky Sports told him that he would invite a heavyweight in English football to partner with him during the European Cup, but the specific one is not sure.

Tang Zhenglong estimated that it might be Shearer or Lao Lei, so it is better not to be too arrogant, so as not to be embarrassing at that time.

Lao Lei pushed Tang Zhenglong's hand away.

"Don, I don't know you well, and please call me by my full name—Harry Redknapp."

sweat!
Old Lei left with his head held high, and his teammates came over.

"Haha, I was rejected, hot FCAE posted cold ASS."

"Get out, I taught you a Chinese idiom, and I use it indiscriminately."

If Tang Zhenglong's teacher heard that this is an idiom, then the English teacher and the Chinese teacher would probably die of anger at the same time.

*****
Portsmouth's striker is very strong, there are two Nigerian players, one is Kanu who used to play for Arsenal, and the other is newcomer Utaka.

In the midfield, there is the Portuguese international Pedro Mendes who once represented Porto to win the Champions League, and the biggest player in the team is the French international LS Na Diarra (the one who later moved to Real Madrid)

The cards in his hand were good, so after the opening, Lao Lei did not choose to be conservative, but played against Everton.

The game was not so silent, which made the audience very excited.

At this moment, there was a ding.

Task: Give James a red card.

Reward: 1000 points.

Punishment: If you have a big mouth, you will get half off.

"James? Red card?"

"Give the goalkeeper a red card?"

"correct."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, this difficulty is super high, the possibility of the goalkeeper getting a red card is the least.

"System, you really don't want to let me go, it's the last game, and you still let me go to the mountain of swords."

"Master, you have accepted a fat contract from Sky Sports, so it's okay to do some tasks."

"Fuck you, that's a job I took based on my ability, it's none of your business."

But the task is coming, it must be completed, otherwise...

Tang Zhenglong glanced at James, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic. The England goalkeeper has always been unlucky in physique, and he did not expect that the system would not let him go.

Everton wins a corner.

Tang Zhenglong stared at James, thinking in his heart, "How can I provoke him?"

Calling the wrong name is a good move.

For example, if Rooney is called Ronaldo, Rooney will be pissed off, and when XX called his girlfriend by the wrong name, that would be terrible.

Just do it! !
Tang Zhenglong quietly went over to ask for water.

"Can you lend me some water?"

"of course can."

Tang Zhenglong took a sip of water, and then returned the bottle to the other party.

"Thank you, Joe Hart."

……

……

James was dumbfounded for a moment.

"Joe Hart?"

Although he and Joe Hart are both from England, their appearances are vastly different, so can they be mistaken?Unless you are blind.

"I'm James, you're Asian, I forgive you, don't make the mistake again."

"Ok."

The corner kick was taken, James lightly stretched his ape's arm, and took the ball off. This corner kick is not a threat to Portsmouth.

Soon, Everton won another corner kick, and Tang Zhenglong came to ask for water again.

"Is this guy from a desert country? Could it be that he has never drank water since he was a child?"

James pointed to the ground.

"help yourself."

"Okay, thank you, Green."

As soon as this remark came out, James exploded.

England's three goalkeepers, James, Green, Joe Hart, this guy only remembers the other two, what does this mean?
Deliberately disgusting yourself, what else do you mean?
James kicked the water bottle away, "You kid is disgusting me on purpose, I won't let you drink my water, get out!!"

"Hey, Rooney, you are too much, I am Asian, how can I remember to ask for the name of the British?"

"Rooney?"

James was dumbfounded, he didn't want to continue talking nonsense with Tang Zhenglong.

"Get out!! Don't ask for water in the future, I have seen through your little trick, Bruce Lee."

James thought to himself, "You call me by my name, so I will do the same."

"Hi, my name is Andy Lau."

"I don't care, I'll just call you..."

"Tang Zhenglong."

"Okay, Tang Zhenglong."

When James thought about it, it seemed wrong. This guy seemed to be called Tang Zhenglong.

James pushed Tang Zhenglong, "Don't interfere with my attack."

This time James succeeded in picking the ball again, and Everton did not form an attack.

*****
Tang Zhenglong wondered what to do next?It is no longer possible for him to drink water to make him sick, so he has to think of a new trick.

"By the way, slap in the face."

It's a good way to deliberately hit the opponent's face with the ball.

Tang Zhenglong came to the left side of the penalty area to avoid the activation of his skills, and soon Everton created an offensive opportunity, and Arteta stuffed the ball straight to the left side of the penalty area.

Tang Zhenglong aimed at James' face and shot a burst.

"what!!"

James has little stars in his eyes.

Twinkle twinkle little stars, how I wonder where you are.

After a while, James slowed down, and Tang Zhenglong ran over with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Joe Hart, I did it on purpose."

"What did you say!!"

"Ah... I was wrong, I didn't mean to, and your name is Marcus, right?"

James was dumbfounded.

"I see, you want to provoke me? Well, I won't be angry, Andy Lau!!"

"Hey, why do you call me Andy Lau, I'm very angry, you know?"

"Okay, I'll call you Andy Lau."

"You try shouting again?"

"Andy Lau, you hit me."

Tang Zhenglong expressed his indignation, the corners of James' lips rose, he was very proud, and finally won a victory.

The game continues.

"System, can you turn off all shots from the right side of the penalty area first?"

"Impossible, unless you give up your skills."

"Go to Nima, then I would rather not do the task."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, then he had to use up his skills first.

Soon, Everton got a good chance to attack. The ball was sent to the right side of the penalty area.

James strikes.

"Asshole, hit me in the face again if you have the ability."

But this time, Tang Zhenglong's shot flew to the dead corner.

(End of this chapter)