big mouth ball king

Chapter 550 Ibrahimovic's Provocation

Another game, the same 3-0, Inter Milan beat PSV, Ibrahimovic scored two goals, Quaresma scored one goal.

After the game, Ibrahimovic was interviewed as the best player in the game.

"Zlatan, you did a great job."

"I probably only played 50% of my strength and didn't sleep well last night."

"..."

The reporter was not surprised either, after all, this person in front of him is also a master braggart, similar to Tang Zhenglong.

"Zlatan, Everton and Marseille, Tang Zhenglong scored a hat-trick."

"Then I want to congratulate him."

"Who do you think is stronger, you or Tang Zhenglong?"

"Of course it is me!"

……

……

The reporter thought that Ibrahimovic would be a little humble, but I didn't expect it to be so direct, but after thinking about it, if Ibrahimovic is humble, then it is not Ibrahimovic.

"But Tang scored a lot, far more than you."

Eevee shook his finger.

"Do you know why Maradona is great? Because in 1986, he scored several goals in a row. In addition, Cruyff and Basten are also like this."

"A great striker must score beautiful goals at critical moments, such as my scorpion kick against Italy in the 2004 European Cup."

In the second round of the European Cup group stage in 2004, in the match between Sweden and Italy, Ibrahimovic's scorpion swayed his tail and shocked everyone, which also established Sweden's status in world football.

Ibrahimovic shrugged, "Although Tang Zhenglong has scored a lot of goals, it seems that there is no goal comparable to my scorpion tail."

"Zlatan, are you challenging Tang Zhenglong?"

"Yes, I am challenging Tang Zhenglong. If he can also score a scorpion tail, then I will kiss his sneakers."

"It's a very interesting challenge. I don't know if Tang in front of the TV has seen it."

*****
Finch Farm.

The reporters conveyed Ibrahimovic's challenge to Tang Zhenglong.

"challenge?"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "The most important thing for me now is to collect the kisses of girls of the twelve constellations. I don't have time to care about that idiot Ibrahimovic."

"I do not……"

Tang Zhenglong was about to say, I don't want to, but then the system jumped out.

"accept."

"Why? Is there a reward?"

"No."

"Fuck."

"Master, in the face of provocation, if you refuse, it will seem cowardly."

"That's right." Tang Zhenglong thought for a while.

"Okay, I accept Zlatan's challenge, I will try to dirty my sneakers and let him kiss mine."

puff.

"By the way, you guys will do a survey later."

"Questionnaire?"

"why?"

It was the first time that I encountered an interview and had to do a questionnaire survey.

Two female reporters are holding questionnaires.

"These questions are weird. What is your constellation?"

"what food do you like."

"What's your favorite team?"

"Could it be that the answer is wrong, so you can't interview Tang Zhenglong in the future?"

"Never mind, let's answer as required."

"Ok."

Tang Zhenglong got dozens of questionnaires, first lost the male ones, and left the female ones, and then looked at the horoscope.

"I rely on."

"Gemini, Cancer, Leo, all of them."

"It's cool."

Tang Zhenglong found the three female reporters.

"Please stay."

"Don, what's the matter?"

"I want to ask you one thing."

"what's up?"

"Do you believe in constellations?"

"Of course, I also modify my own recipes according to the horoscope."

"Yeah." Tang Zhenglong yelled in his heart, "Sure enough, girls nowadays are all astrology freaks."

"This month is my rising sign."

"Really? That's important to you."

"I have a shy request."

"what?"

"A friend who is an astrologer of mine said that I have to have a girl with a Gemini, Cancer, or Leo give me a kiss to keep my luck with my rising sign this month."

The three of them were taken aback, they had never heard of this statement before.

One of the girls showed a surprised expression.

"It turns out that the questionnaire survey is for this purpose."

"Haha."

Tang Zhenglong said shyly: "I'm quite embarrassed, but you know, players are superstitious."

"I heard a story that Del Piero would ask his friends to wear special underwear and sit in a specific position on the court before a certain game. It is said that it will bring him good luck. The striker is really superstitious."

"So... can you guys do me this favor!"

"Don, what can you do for us?"

"You are reporters, and I can give you the priority to ask questions."

The three of them glanced at each other, this is a good condition, Tang Zhenglong is so popular, building a good relationship with him is still very beneficial to his career.

"Let's say it first, it's just a kiss, we don't do the rest."

"..."

"A kiss is really enough."

The three of them kissed Tang Zhenglong's cheeks respectively.

Ding.

Ding.

Ding.

"Haha, that's great, five of them have been completed."

*****
"Is it difficult for a scorpion to wag its tail?"

Tang Zhenglong thought it should be okay, so Tang Zhenglong asked Yakubu to train with him.

"Pass me a ball, not too high, just about my waist."

Yakubu's passing skills were not bad, the ball flew over, Tang Zhenglong saw the ball, half turned around, and touched the ball with his heel.

but……

"master!!"

Yakubu rushed over, and Tang Zhenglong had already slapped him on the ground, as if he fell hard.

"Don't touch me, get the team doctor."

The team doctor came to take a look.

"It's okay, but I advise you to stop practicing this trick, your flexibility is not enough."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"I'm Chinese. Didn't I say that Chinese people are the most flexible?"

Team doctor Khan.

"It doesn't matter where you are from, Ibrahimovic used to practice taekwondo, so he can do such leg movements, but you can't."

……

"Woooooo, dead system, as I said earlier, if you don't accept the challenge, you insist on me accepting it, what should I do now?"

"Master, you can find someone for special training."

"Special training in Taekwondo?"

"correct."

"You pay the money!!"

"Or you can admit it."

"I'll spray you to death with a sip of Coca-Cola."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, the only person around him who knows martial arts is Xiao Fei, why don't you ask him to try special training?
*****
"Boss, in fact, the foundation of martial arts is the same all over the world. You only need to do two movements. The first is the zama step, and the second is the split."

"Cheat?"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "I seem to be good at cheating."

"Boss, that's not what I meant."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fei directly made a split, as if there were no bones.

"It's so soft."

"This is the basic skill, otherwise you will hurt yourself by flying your legs."

"Okay, then you can help me train my flexibility."

"Okay, let's start splitting."

Xiao Fei supported Tang Zhenglong, and slowly began to descend. Suddenly, there was only a click.

The feeling of breaking the egg is heartbreaking.

"Woooooo."

(End of this chapter)