big mouth ball king
Chapter 561 It's Easy to Ask God
Chapter 561 It's Easy to Ask God
Three whistles, the first half is over.
Tang Zhenglong walked back, looking back from time to time to avoid being overshadowed by Ibrahimovic.
"so far so good."
As long as it's not Ibrahimovic and Mourinho, it's fine.
"Don."
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and saw that it was Balotelli calling himself.
"Hello, Mario."
"Can you talk, I think what you said is very wise."
"Of course."
"Come on, I'll invite you to drink at the VIP restaurant at the Meazza Stadium."
A stadium like Meazza is like a maze. If you are not familiar with it, it is easy to get lost while walking.
"Mario, why haven't you arrived yet?"
"Coming."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong felt bad.
"Forget it, I don't drink coffee anymore, I suddenly remembered that the boss has something to do with me."
Turning around, Ibrahimovic blocked there.
Turning around again, Mourinho stood in front of him with his arms folded.
"Hey, Jose, do you want a lifetime ban?"
"Hehe, I bought you coffee, why did you get banned for life?"
Tang Zhenglong said bitterly: "Mario, I trust you so much, yet you actually bully me, woo woo woo."
"Don, don't pretend to be dead, let's talk, come with me."
"Where?"
"Of course the dressing room at Inter Milan."
"I won't go, that's the enemy's locker room, and if I go, it means I've betrayed Everton, which is absolutely unacceptable."
"Don, you should know this is Italy."
"so?"
"Have you seen the godfather? Italy is the hometown of the Mafia."
"It's the 21st century now, and my country is very powerful. If you dare to bully me, my country will not spare you."
Mourinho is no nonsense.
"Mario, Zlatan, let him know what an Italian treat is."
Tang Zhenglong has an advantage, a hero does not suffer immediate losses.
Came to Inter Milan's locker room, Mourinho introduced Tang Zhenglong to everyone.
"Tang Zhenglong, a Chinese, a gangster in the football world, is very bad."
"Hahaha."
There was cheerful laughter in the locker room, those who didn't know it thought they had traveled to the tavern where Kong Yiji was.
"Let us remember this face and guard him in the second half."
"Yes, boss."
Tang Zhenglong almost died of sweat.
"can I go now?"
"Of course not."
"What else to do?"
"Apologize!"
"Apologize? Apologize for what?"
Balotelli stood up, "You call me black, that's racist."
Tang Zhenglong is furious, I was tricked by you, you want me to apologize?
"Should I just apologize and leave?"
"Yes."
"Okay, Mario, I'm sorry, I called you Xiao Hei, how about this, I will call you Xiao Bai from now on."
"..."
With a bang, joyous laughter erupted again in the locker room.
"Don, you will really sue you."
"Then what else do you want? Xiao Hei can't do it, and Xiao Bai can't do it either."
"Don't mention the color of my skin."
"Ok."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea.
"I feel the need to express my own opinion on the issue of racism."
dumbfounded.
What qualifications do you have to comment on this?You yourself are the worst example of this.
"It is well known that in Europe, white people like Jose Mourinho, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, they are born with a sense of superiority, they bully people of other races, like me."
……
"They randomly kidnapped a Chinese during halftime, do you think it's still the 19th century?"
Everyone was stupefied, Tang Zhenglong was really underwhelmed.
"Shut up, Tang Zhenglong." Mourinho said angrily.
"I urge that we say to people like Jose and Zlatan - NO!!"
"The slogan of FIFA is - say no to racism."
"Come on, let's talk about it with me."
"Say no to racism!!"
Mourinho's face was livid.
"Don, why are you so thick-skinned?"
"Jose, stop bullying me, or I'm going to hold a press conference and tell the world what's going on here."
Everyone was dumbfounded. Tang Zhenglong might be able to do this kind of thing.
"Open the door and let him go."
Ibrahimovic opened the door.
"get out."
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Suddenly I don't want to leave."
"..."
"Then what do you want to do?"
"You think, if David Moyes finds out that I'm missing, calls the police, and the police find me in the Inter Milan dressing room, isn't that funny?"
……
Mourinho is completely out of temper.
"Tang, I was looking for you just as a joke, you can leave now."
"Ten thousand euros!"
……
Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded at first.
"You are extorting."
"Well, then I can't go."
This time Mourinho knows what it means to ask God is easy, but it is difficult to send God away.
He discussed it with Ibrahimovic.
"Or just give him [-] euros, not much."
"It's not a lot of money, but it's very annoying."
"No way, that guy is a rascal."
Mourinho nodded.
"Don, yes, I promise you ten thousand euros."
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Jose, you may not have understood, the [-] euros I said are [-] euros per person here."
……
Mourinho was furious.
"Tang Zhenglong!! I will fight with you."
"Calm down, calm down."
Inter Milan came up with three talents to hold Mourinho.
Ibrahimovic said: "Don, don't go too far, 20 per person? Wouldn't it be [-] euros?"
"That's right, I brought laughter to you, don't you need to pay?"
"..."
"I advise you to think quickly, otherwise my boss may have already called the police."
"Don't stop me, I will fight with him."
Ibrahimovic said, "Don, we didn't bring any money."
"It's okay, just write the IOU, I'm not afraid of your refusal."
"Bring a pen and paper."
Tang Zhenglong wrote an IOU and asked Mourinho to sign it.
"Why did I sign it?"
"Because I asked you for money."
"I won't sign."
"Well, I'm not leaving."
Inter Milan players persuaded Mourinho that the good guys don't suffer from immediate losses, and the second half is about to start. If Tang Zhenglong doesn't leave, there may really be a scandal.
Mourinho resentfully signed the IOU.
"Okay, I'm not afraid that you will renege on your debts, so I'll go first."
*****
Everton dressing room.
Fellaini found that Tang Zhenglong was missing.
"Boss, Tang Zhenglong is gone."
Everyone froze for a second, and then continued to do their own things. Fellaini was puzzled. Aren't you worried?
At this time, Howard smiled and said: "Maruwang, you are new here, you may not understand, Tang Zhenglong doesn't see him often, but he will come back on time."
Fellaini was dumbfounded, this was too tough, at this moment, Tang Zhenglong opened the door and came in, everything was so casual, as if this was his living room.
(End of this chapter)
Three whistles, the first half is over.
Tang Zhenglong walked back, looking back from time to time to avoid being overshadowed by Ibrahimovic.
"so far so good."
As long as it's not Ibrahimovic and Mourinho, it's fine.
"Don."
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and saw that it was Balotelli calling himself.
"Hello, Mario."
"Can you talk, I think what you said is very wise."
"Of course."
"Come on, I'll invite you to drink at the VIP restaurant at the Meazza Stadium."
A stadium like Meazza is like a maze. If you are not familiar with it, it is easy to get lost while walking.
"Mario, why haven't you arrived yet?"
"Coming."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong felt bad.
"Forget it, I don't drink coffee anymore, I suddenly remembered that the boss has something to do with me."
Turning around, Ibrahimovic blocked there.
Turning around again, Mourinho stood in front of him with his arms folded.
"Hey, Jose, do you want a lifetime ban?"
"Hehe, I bought you coffee, why did you get banned for life?"
Tang Zhenglong said bitterly: "Mario, I trust you so much, yet you actually bully me, woo woo woo."
"Don, don't pretend to be dead, let's talk, come with me."
"Where?"
"Of course the dressing room at Inter Milan."
"I won't go, that's the enemy's locker room, and if I go, it means I've betrayed Everton, which is absolutely unacceptable."
"Don, you should know this is Italy."
"so?"
"Have you seen the godfather? Italy is the hometown of the Mafia."
"It's the 21st century now, and my country is very powerful. If you dare to bully me, my country will not spare you."
Mourinho is no nonsense.
"Mario, Zlatan, let him know what an Italian treat is."
Tang Zhenglong has an advantage, a hero does not suffer immediate losses.
Came to Inter Milan's locker room, Mourinho introduced Tang Zhenglong to everyone.
"Tang Zhenglong, a Chinese, a gangster in the football world, is very bad."
"Hahaha."
There was cheerful laughter in the locker room, those who didn't know it thought they had traveled to the tavern where Kong Yiji was.
"Let us remember this face and guard him in the second half."
"Yes, boss."
Tang Zhenglong almost died of sweat.
"can I go now?"
"Of course not."
"What else to do?"
"Apologize!"
"Apologize? Apologize for what?"
Balotelli stood up, "You call me black, that's racist."
Tang Zhenglong is furious, I was tricked by you, you want me to apologize?
"Should I just apologize and leave?"
"Yes."
"Okay, Mario, I'm sorry, I called you Xiao Hei, how about this, I will call you Xiao Bai from now on."
"..."
With a bang, joyous laughter erupted again in the locker room.
"Don, you will really sue you."
"Then what else do you want? Xiao Hei can't do it, and Xiao Bai can't do it either."
"Don't mention the color of my skin."
"Ok."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea.
"I feel the need to express my own opinion on the issue of racism."
dumbfounded.
What qualifications do you have to comment on this?You yourself are the worst example of this.
"It is well known that in Europe, white people like Jose Mourinho, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, they are born with a sense of superiority, they bully people of other races, like me."
……
"They randomly kidnapped a Chinese during halftime, do you think it's still the 19th century?"
Everyone was stupefied, Tang Zhenglong was really underwhelmed.
"Shut up, Tang Zhenglong." Mourinho said angrily.
"I urge that we say to people like Jose and Zlatan - NO!!"
"The slogan of FIFA is - say no to racism."
"Come on, let's talk about it with me."
"Say no to racism!!"
Mourinho's face was livid.
"Don, why are you so thick-skinned?"
"Jose, stop bullying me, or I'm going to hold a press conference and tell the world what's going on here."
Everyone was dumbfounded. Tang Zhenglong might be able to do this kind of thing.
"Open the door and let him go."
Ibrahimovic opened the door.
"get out."
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Suddenly I don't want to leave."
"..."
"Then what do you want to do?"
"You think, if David Moyes finds out that I'm missing, calls the police, and the police find me in the Inter Milan dressing room, isn't that funny?"
……
Mourinho is completely out of temper.
"Tang, I was looking for you just as a joke, you can leave now."
"Ten thousand euros!"
……
Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded at first.
"You are extorting."
"Well, then I can't go."
This time Mourinho knows what it means to ask God is easy, but it is difficult to send God away.
He discussed it with Ibrahimovic.
"Or just give him [-] euros, not much."
"It's not a lot of money, but it's very annoying."
"No way, that guy is a rascal."
Mourinho nodded.
"Don, yes, I promise you ten thousand euros."
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Jose, you may not have understood, the [-] euros I said are [-] euros per person here."
……
Mourinho was furious.
"Tang Zhenglong!! I will fight with you."
"Calm down, calm down."
Inter Milan came up with three talents to hold Mourinho.
Ibrahimovic said: "Don, don't go too far, 20 per person? Wouldn't it be [-] euros?"
"That's right, I brought laughter to you, don't you need to pay?"
"..."
"I advise you to think quickly, otherwise my boss may have already called the police."
"Don't stop me, I will fight with him."
Ibrahimovic said, "Don, we didn't bring any money."
"It's okay, just write the IOU, I'm not afraid of your refusal."
"Bring a pen and paper."
Tang Zhenglong wrote an IOU and asked Mourinho to sign it.
"Why did I sign it?"
"Because I asked you for money."
"I won't sign."
"Well, I'm not leaving."
Inter Milan players persuaded Mourinho that the good guys don't suffer from immediate losses, and the second half is about to start. If Tang Zhenglong doesn't leave, there may really be a scandal.
Mourinho resentfully signed the IOU.
"Okay, I'm not afraid that you will renege on your debts, so I'll go first."
*****
Everton dressing room.
Fellaini found that Tang Zhenglong was missing.
"Boss, Tang Zhenglong is gone."
Everyone froze for a second, and then continued to do their own things. Fellaini was puzzled. Aren't you worried?
At this time, Howard smiled and said: "Maruwang, you are new here, you may not understand, Tang Zhenglong doesn't see him often, but he will come back on time."
Fellaini was dumbfounded, this was too tough, at this moment, Tang Zhenglong opened the door and came in, everything was so casual, as if this was his living room.
(End of this chapter)
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