big mouth ball king

Chapter 563
Fellaini headed the ball back, the ball bounced, and it bounced up almost to the height of Tang Zhenglong's waist.

It stands to reason that the most important thing to do at this time is to unload the ball and then shoot, but Tang Zhenglong thought of the bet with Ibrahimovic.

"Isn't this a good opportunity for the scorpion to wag its tail?"

Just do it.

"What is Don doing?"

"Is this shuttlecock kicking?"

Tang Zhenglong's action at this time is very similar to kicking a shuttlecock, making a scorpion wagging its tail on the spot. Of course, the "scorpion wagging its tail" only exists in Tang Zhenglong's own heart. From the perspective of outsiders, it is better to say that this is a wonderful shot.

GOOOOOOOOOAL! !
"Tang Zhenglong scored a goal, but I don't know why he did that. Anyway, congratulations to him."

Tang Zhenglong rushed towards Ibrahimovic.

"Kneel down."

"..."

"Don, I don't want to beat you up."

"We agreed, I scored a goal with the Scorpion's tail, and you kissed my sneakers."

Ibrahimovic was completely dumbfounded.

"what?"

"Are you a scorpion wagging its tail?"

"That's right."

Ibrahimovic didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see that it was a scorpion wagging its tail. It's a cute move."

……

……

"You want to play tricks?"

"I didn't play tricks, you are not a scorpion wagging its tail at all."

"You're cheating, hurry up and kneel down and kiss my football boots."

"Impossible, your actions can call me a fake mother."

Tang Zhenglong's whole body is bad, it's obviously a scorpion wagging its tail, okay?

Ibrahimovic left, Tang Zhenglong found his teammates.

"Do you think my action just now was a scorpion wagging its tail?"

"A scorpion wagging its tail?"

"It's not like, we thought it was Chinese Kung Fu!"

……

Well, the second blow, the blow was like a tornado, and the song "Tornado" by Jay Chou suddenly sounded in Tang Zhenglong's mind.

"System, you know me best in this world, do you think I'm a scorpion wagging its tail?"

"..."

"Master, I'm on Ibrahimovic's side this time, you're a bitch."

"..."

"woo woo woo woo."

on the commentary.

"Why is Tang Zhenglong not happy after scoring a goal?"

"Yeah, I'm depressed. This is a Champions League goal. If you are an ordinary person, you must be crazy."

"Could it be that Tang Zhenglong has already suffered from a disease called goal anesthesia?"

Goal numbness?
Have such a disease?
Then the system jumped out.

"Master, you can buy the scorpion tail wagging skill!!"

"How much?"

Tang Zhenglong reckoned that the system would cheat him. Generally, when he really wanted something, the system would cheat him.

"500 point."

...?
"So conscientious this time?"

"Wait a minute..."

Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes.

"I know."

"This skill is an auxiliary skill."

"I see, it's just that there's no guarantee of scoring, right?"

"Yes."

Now Tang Zhenglong is very clear about the skill, that is to say, this skill can help you complete the scorpion tail swing, but it does not guarantee that you can score goals.

"It doesn't matter, I've scored a lot, buy it."

"Actually, there are..."

"There is no need to say, I believe in my strength."

*****
1 to 2 is unacceptable for Mourinho.

"Give me an attack, we can't lose to Everton, never!!"

Inter Milan's attack wave after wave, Quaresma's cross was blocked.

corner kick! !
Quaresma ran to take a corner kick, and Tang Zhenglong also ran back.

"Ibrahimovic."

"Zlatan."

"Ibrahimovic."

Ibrahimovic gave Tang Zhenglong a blank look, "What are you doing?"

"Defend you."

Ibrahimovic refused to talk to Tang Zhenglong.

Quaresma took a corner kick, the ball drew a beautiful arc, and the players of the two teams competed fiercely for the header in the middle.

But no one touched the ball.

Seeing that the ball was about to come to the back point, Tang Zhenglong quickly plugged in and got stuck.

"Don't grab it, it's my ball."

Ibrahimovic was slightly dumbfounded, he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so fast, this time he was at a disadvantage, but he was helpless, his position was stuck, as long as he made a move, it would be a foul.

Tang Zhenglong was about to kick the ball away with a big foot, but it was strange why his body suddenly didn't seem to be his own.

Oops! !
Could it be that the scorpion wagging tail can also be used in its own penalty area?
Tang Zhenglong jumped up and touched the ball with his back heel. The ball drew a beautiful parabola and fell into his own net.

……

……

Everyone at the scene was shocked, including Tang Zhenglong himself.

"Scorpion wagging his own goal?"

"It was a beautiful goal, even though it was an own goal."

Tang Zhenglong was crying to death.

"Master, I wanted to tell you this just now, stay away from your goal, but you won't let me say it."

"Whoa, how do I know!!"

At this moment, I don't know who came to hold his football boots.

"Don, I am convinced, I kiss your sneakers."

Ibrahimovic kissed Tang Zhenglong's football boots, but Tang Zhenglong couldn't be happy because it was an own goal.

Teammates ran over.

"Don, we know you have a bet on calling me Ibrahimovic, but you can't do that either."

"I was not careful."

"Accidental? This own goal can win the Puskas goal award. You tell us it was careless?"

"I was really careless."

Tang Zhenglong was really careless, but this is not important, the important thing is that no one believes it at all.

*****
2 to 2, Mourinho is very satisfied, although the goal is Tang Zhenglong.

"Continue to attack, we want to win the opponent, this is our home court."

Moyes looked at his watch, thinking.

"Alan, with such a strong opponent and an away game, I think a draw is completely acceptable."

"David, are you going to change?"

"Yes, I want to replace Tang Zhenglong with a defensive player."

"It's better to change to Saha, Tang Zhenglong may not be willing to end."

Moyes said angrily: "He has betrayed, what else can we say."

Ha ha ha.

"I think Don didn't mean it."

"I know, but I want to seize this matter and make him be more honest in the future."

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong ran over on his own initiative.

"Boss, don't replace me."

"..."

"Don't be surprised, I can read lips."

"Lip-reading? You're still an all-round talent."

In fact, Tang Zhenglong can interpret a few simple words, such as substitutions, such as offense.

Moyes said confidently: "Don, do you think you have any right to say anything to me now?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"Boss, I must score again, they laughed at me, I want to prove myself."

"No, I want to replace you, 2 to 2 is enough."

"Then I will be the first player in the history of the Champions League not to obey the coach's substitution."

"you!!"

Alan showed a weird smile, as if to say, "Look, I know."

"Okay, I'll give you another 10 minutes, and if you can't score, I'll replace you."

(End of this chapter)