big mouth ball king

Chapter 599

bell bell bell.

Di, I am World Footballer, I am not at home now, please leave a message.

Kaya wondered.

"Don, you are obviously right next to the phone, why do you use the answering machine?"

"It's like this. If I answer the phone as soon as it rings, it looks like I have nothing to do. So answering the phone so quickly, I feel very embarrassed."

Kaya Khan.

Tang Zhenglong's brain circuit is really special.

"World Footballer? Don, I know you are on the phone, answer the phone."

"Jose..."

"what?"

"I have already warmed up with the Chinese team according to your request, should you also return my favor?"

"Favour? What kind of favor?"

I'll fuck it! !

"Don, if you cheat, I'll make you pay, you know?"

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death, this time he couldn't afford it.

"Hehe, Jose, don't be so excited, tell me, what's the matter with you? I will help you."

"It's Mario."

"Balotelli?"

"That kid recently lost his love, and he doesn't listen to anyone. I heard that you have a lot of experience in being dumped, and nothing happens every time. Help me enlighten him."

Five thunderstorms hit the top.

"I have a lot of experiences of being dumped? Who said that?"

"Zlatan."

"..."

"That doesn't matter, anyway, you help me get Mario back to the state he should have."

Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to accept it, but he was a hundred unhappy with Ibrahimovic, which was simply nonsense.

*****
A doorbell rang.

Balotelli went to open the door and saw that it was Tang Zhenglong.

"why you?"

"We are friends."

"We're not friends, we're just a broker."

Tang Zhenglong was a little embarrassed.

"Haha, it's all the same, can I go in?"

"..."

When he came to the living room and sat down, Balotelli said bluntly: "If you are here to comfort me, then don't say anything, I don't want to hear it."

"Hehe, I'm not here to comfort you, can you show me the picture of that girl?"

Balotelli was taken aback for a moment, this was the first time he had encountered this request.

"can."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the photos on the computer, and found that she was a typical Italian beauty, enthusiastic and unrestrained, just like a little wild cat. No wonder Balotelli was so obsessed with it.

"very beautiful."

"Yes, we met in a cafe."

"Why did you split up?"

"She said the players were unstable and had no future."

"Then do you want to chase her back?"

"Of course I do."

Ha ha.

"why are you laughing?"

"Did you call her every day recently, but she didn't answer, and then you still called desperately?"

"Correct."

Balotelli nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"Do you think she doesn't want to train anymore?"

Balotelli nodded again.

"No wonder Zlatan said you have a lot of experience being dumped, sure enough!"

"..."

"Don, how do you get through the days of being dumped? It's really hard."

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"I haven't been dumped at all, okay?"

"Do you think this is good? I'll call Zlatan, and the three of us will chat together. How about Zlatan and I each talk about our experience of being dumped?"

"it is good."

*****
"What?" Ibrahimovic was stunned, "I'm sorry, I have never been dumped."

"Zlatan, don't be so stubborn, who hasn't been dumped before, we are helping Mario now."

"..."

"Zlatan, I promise you will keep it secret, okay?"

"Ok."

So Ibrahimovic talked about his first love, which was still in Sweden, and Ibrahimovic cried after he finished speaking.

Balotelli was dumbfounded.

"Zlatan, I didn't expect you to be so miserable."

"Yeah, I'm very thin-skinned, but that's my first love, woo woo woo."

In the end, Balotelli also comforted Ibrahimovic in turn.

"Zlatan, Mario and I both sympathize with you, don't cry, in fact, I was dumped too."

Tang Zhenglong told the story of Hua Zelei in "Meteor Garden", anyway, foreigners don't know about "Meteor Garden".

"Damn it, you are too miserable, so your first love is called Shancai."

"Yes, a very beautiful girl, Shancai."

"Well, we'll be good friends from now on, and we've shared our deepest secrets."

*****
At night, Balotelli's phone rang.

"Zlatan, what's wrong?"

"Is Tang Zhenglong still there?"

"Go away by plane."

"Oh shit!!"

"What's the matter?"

"That bastard lied to us. I checked. Shancai is the heroine of a TV series called "Meteor Garden"."

Balotelli was shocked.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I knew that kid was not that kind. Thanks to the almighty Internet, I checked."

"This bastard!!! He used a TV series plot to trick us into telling us our biggest secret."

"Why don't we find someone to silence him."

"good idea."

But this is just for fun.

"I called Jose and told him to beware of Tang Zhenglong, and never help him again."

"Ok!"

*****
"Tang Zhenglong, what is the name of your first love?"

"Shancai."

"Your head, Zlatan already knows you lied to him."

"..."

"So fast?"

"Did you know there's a thing called the Internet these days?"

Tang Zhenglong almost died of sweat.

"Jose, you can't blame me, I really haven't been dumped before."

"how is this possible!!"

"Really, my ex-girlfriends are all devoted to me, and they all want to marry me."

……

"Jose, isn't your first love also miserable?"

"Do you think I might tell you?"

"Well, let me tell you about my real first love, her name is Haruko Akagi."

"I will not believe anything you say, I warn you, if Balotelli and Ibrahimovic have any problems, I will settle with you."

……

……

"It's unreasonable. Why do you want to find me when you're broken in love?"

After hanging up the phone, Mourinho was a little confused.

Haruko Akagi?

I seem to have heard the name.

Search it.

After a search, Mourinho was furious. Tang Zhenglong is addicted to playing tricks, isn't he?

******
Came to the club the next day, Mourinho was surprised to find that Ibrahimovic and Balotelli have recovered.

"All right?"

Balotelli smiled slightly, "It's nothing, I let it go."

Mourinho wondered in his heart: "Could it be that Tang Zhenglong's enlightenment is useful?"

"Because when we met that bastard Tang Zhenglong, we found out that life is actually beautiful."

……

Ibrahimovic said with a smile: "We think, we don't live in the same country as Tang Zhenglong, so we should be grateful to God, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?"

Mourinho was thundered outside Jiao Linen's.

It turned out to be the case.

"Hehe, as long as you are happy, by the way, do you know Akagi Haruko?"

Ibrahimovic and Balotelli showed puzzled expressions.

"Your first love?"

(End of this chapter)