big mouth ball king

Chapter 601 Expelled from School

"Argentine woman?"

"How do you know I'm Argentinian?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, he would lose his words if he said too much, he slipped his mouth.

"Because you speak Spanish."

Mika said with a straight face: "People in South America and Spaniards all speak Spanish, so you can guess right?"

"..."

This seems unreasonable.

"because……"

"Are you following me?"

"I……"

"I know Diego Maradona."

"So what? I like Leo Messi, do you know him?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I don't know him, but I know Aguero."

"cut."

"The man who was greened by you."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Everyone in Argentina knows?"

"Hehe, in Argentina, who doesn't know about Maradona's family?"

"All right."

"You don't look like a good person, but you actually like Maradona's daughter."

Tang Zhenglong is not happy, this is a deep insult.

"What? You don't like Diego?"

"I don't like fat people, I like Leo's, cute."

Do big sisters like little brothers?

"Then what do you think of me?"

Tang Zhenglong pretends to be cute.

Mika rolled his eyes, "Same as Diego, greasy."

Boom.

Five thunderstorms hit the top.

Rumble.

Tang Zhenglong was struck by lightning, and it was the first time someone called him greasy!

"If there is nothing else, I want to go first, and don't follow me in the future, unless you have news about Leo."

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, is Messi amazing?
*****
"I'm greasy?" Tang Zhenglong said angrily, "Kaya, Linda, Claudia, Emma, ​​tell me the truth, am I as refreshing as a lemon?"

puff.

"Tang, actually Mika is right. You are quite greasy. Only Kaya likes you. She may have a bad taste."

Thunder struck again.

"Woooooo."

"You don't know my fame in China, it will scare you to death."

"But this can't change your greasy temperament."

"Okay, I get it, you guys are Chiguoguo's jealousy, deliberately hitting my self-confidence."

Kaya smiled and said, "Don, why are you going to strike up a conversation with a 32-year-old teacher?"

"This……"

"It's not a cheating mission arranged by the cheating system!"

"What are you talking about? Yellow card warning."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong stood up, "Talking to you won't help at all. I'll talk to my good male friend."

"Remember to take a shower first to remove the oil."

puff.

Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes and gave it to Linda.

*****
"Greasy?"

Tang Zhenglong tried hard to think of this key word.

Who is the fattest person you know?

After thinking about it, emmmmm.

Have it.

Tang Zhenglong dialed the phone.

Schultz looked at the phone number and was startled, Tang Zhenglong?
"This bastard remembers me?"

"Hey."

"Matia, long time no see."

"Hehe, you are the World Footballer now, it's normal to forget me."

"How is that possible? I remember every plant and tree in Cologne."

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Why are you looking for me?"

"It's nothing, I just want to chat with you."

Schultz rolled his eyes at the phone.

"If you don't say anything, then I'll hang up."

"do not!!"

"Go ahead."

Tang Zhenglong can only say everything.

Schultz was taken aback, "How to avoid being hated by girls? Isn't this your area of ​​expertise, why call me and ask me?"

"Wait a while, I seem to understand what it means, do you take me as a counterexample?"

Tang Zhenglong died of sweat, is it so obvious?
"no."

"Don, I know you too well, goodbye."

"Damn, hang up?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan, how did Schultz's IQ increase?Is IQ and hair inversely proportional?

*****
What will be the consequences of going to the roof of the teaching building and kissing the female teacher forcefully?
One: I was beaten violently.

Two: Reported by the teacher and expelled.

Three: I was beaten up by the teacher and then expelled.

"It doesn't seem to be a good result."

However, there are already 11 missions, and the speed is only one step away from 90. That is a whole new level, Tang Zhenglong is very excited.

Tang Zhenglong touched his trousers, they were stuffed with thick cardboard, which should be able to withstand the first critical blow.

Mika got on the elevator, and Tang Zhenglong sent her a text message just now, with top-secret news about Messi, and went to the top of the building for an interview.

"Top secret news about Messi? Could it be that Leo is getting married?"

Thinking of this, Mika almost broke his heart. The male god is getting married, so how can he live? Mika once imagined that he and Messi could do some indescribable things.

When I came to the top of the building, I saw Tang Zhenglong.

"What is the news?"

"You let go of your fist first."

"why?"

"It's nothing, let go, then lean your back against the wall and relax your whole body."

Mika was dumbfounded.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"If you want top-secret news about your man, then do as I tell you."

Mika leaned against the wall, "Is it okay?"

As soon as the words fell, Tang Zhenglong gave a wall-dong, and then...

When you're done, just hear a ding.

"The task is complete, congratulations master, your speed has been upgraded to 90."

"Haha."

When he came back to his senses, Tang Zhenglong was waiting to pay the price.

Is it violent?
Or fire?
It doesn't matter, prodigal youth will always be expelled.

Unexpectedly, Mika said slowly: "Don, I didn't expect you to be so overbearing."

"..."

"I don't like small men, I just like domineering men. I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly."

I'll fuck it! !

"Can you kiss me again."

"This one……"

"If I fail in the Chinese department, can I transfer to the Spanish department?"

"Aren't you Chinese? Is Chinese so bad?"

Tang Zhenglong laughed awkwardly. In fact, Chinese is not that easy to learn. Last time the teacher asked, who are the Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties?
Tang Zhenglong was stunned, and then said it was good.

"I'm just in case."

"No problem, I can teach you."

"By the way, you lied to me about the news about Leo, right?"

"..."

"You are so bad, I like bad men."

Tang Zhenglong sweated, thinking: "Teacher, you are so cheap."

*****
Benjamin, a professor of the Chinese Department of the University of Liverpool, found Tang Zhenglong. He had always had a question in his heart.

"Don, I came to you today to ask you something."

"what's up?"

"Are you really Chinese?"

"..."

"Why is your Chinese so poor?"

"Teacher, I went abroad early."

"That shouldn't be."

"Tang, why don't you change departments, I really can't teach you."

Tang Zhenglong almost died of sweat.

"Okay, I'll switch to the Spanish side. I also want to play in Real Madrid in the future."

"That's great, I'll go through the formalities for you right away."

Tang Zhenglong is not happy anymore, do he need to appear so happy?It's like sending the plague god.

(End of this chapter)