big mouth ball king
Chapter 628 I'm Really Fast
Chapter 628 I'm Really Fast
4月22,埃弗顿客场0比0战平切尔西,4月25日,埃弗顿在主场0比1输给曼城。
Tang Zhenglong was not included in the squad for this game, because the semi-final of the UEFA Champions League between the team and Inter Milan will be in the middle of next week, and Moyes has hidden a few main players.
After the game, the media focused on Tang Zhenglong.
"Is the team suffering from Tang Zhenglong's dependence?"
"Hehe, this is the first time I've heard of this disease."
"I have calculated that Everton's winning percentage is very low without Tang Zhenglong."
Moyes smiled, "Next week is the UEFA Champions League match, Inter Milan has hidden more people, why don't you ask Jose what he thinks."
"David, you should know what we mean. Football is a team sport. If the team only relies on one person, it is very dangerous."
Moyers paused.
"When you mention Liverpool, who do you think of?"
"Shankoli, right?"
"When it comes to Manchester United, who would not mention Sir Charlton?"
"Football is a collective project, but football is also made up of individuals. To be honest, your questions are boring. I am happy to have a player like Tang Zhenglong."
Moyes left after speaking.
But the standings will not lie. In the standings, the gap between Everton and Manchester United is already three points.
*****
Tang Zhenglong is drinking water.
to chat with.
Then drink water.
to chat with.
Moyes assigned training tasks, and then patted Alan.
"Tell Tang Zhenglong to stop chatting and come over to me."
Tang Zhenglong ran over, "Boss, what are you doing?"
Moyes holds a stopwatch in his hand.
"One thing always makes me wonder, you seem to be running faster and faster, don't you?"
"can you?"
Moyes nodded.
"Well, let me test your [-]-meter speed."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong rushed forward.
12 seconds.
Moyes was furious.
"Be more serious, okay?"
"Boss, I'm almost at this level. Maybe my explosive power is better, but my acceleration ability in the middle is average."
Moyes thought to himself: "You liar!!"
"Well, if you can't run under 10 seconds, I will deprive you of the right to chat during training."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
Not chatting during training is the same as not playing games during exams, it is unacceptable.
"It's too cruel."
"There are more ruthless sports drinks that don't give you blueberry flavor. I know you like blueberry flavor the most."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
What's the fun in life without blueberry-flavored Gatorade?
"Are you afraid?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded dully.
"Then run hard for me."
In fact, Moyes estimated that it was impossible for Tang Zhenglong to run under 10 seconds, that is, he deliberately stimulated him, and it would be very fast to reach about 10 seconds 3.
Tang Zhenglong lowered his body, ready to start.
The teammates on the side also quieted down, watching the good show here.
"For the right to chat, for blueberry-flavored Gatorade, I fought."
It is said that men with dreams are the most charming. Tang Zhenglong rushed out like an arrow from the string, and his teammates were dumbfounded.
"Tang Zhenglong is so fast."
Tang Zhenglong got faster and faster, faster and faster, and finally he seemed to take off.
The moment he crossed the finish line, Moyes pressed the stopwatch.
He was shocked.
9 seconds 98.
Damn, if this was in the past, it would be enough to enter the finals of the Olympic men's 100-meter sprint.
Tang Zhenglong ran over and said with a smile, "How is it? How much?"
Moyes quickly stuffed the stopwatch into his pocket, and he must not let Tang Zhenglong see it. This bastard will break a few cowhide if he has nothing to do. If he sees that he can run under 10 seconds, then he will probably bring the recliner to the training ground in the future.
"Why don't you show me?"
"Boss, do you want to cheat?"
Teammates gathered around, Tang Zhenglong and Moyes were grabbing the stopwatch.
"What are you still doing in a daze, pull Tang Zhenglong away quickly."
Everyone laughed, "Boss, we are playing a game with Tang Zhenglong."
"Game? What game?"
"The name of the game is We're all wooden."
puff.
Moyes wanted to hit someone.
Tang Zhenglong was very active, and of course he would kill Moyes in seconds when he grabbed something, and soon he snatched the stopwatch.
one look.
I'll go for it.
"9 seconds 98."
impossible! !
Teammates gathered around.
"So fast?"
"Don, you are amazing."
Moyes' face darkened, "This watch is not accurate."
"Haha, Boss, you lost, so how about it, I won't come to the training tomorrow, why should I train for a top student like me!!"
Everyone sweats! !
Moyes was sweating even more, he was just worried about this happening.
"Tang, if you are one minute late, I will deduct your money."
"Boss, you are being unreasonable."
"Give me back the stopwatch."
"I warn you, don't be like Tang Zhenglong, the team is disciplined."
*****
The next day, Moyes froze when he came to the training ground.
"Whose chair is this?"
"mine."
A man walked up to the talking place, holding a bottle of Gatorade in his left hand and another bottle of Gatorade in his right hand.
"Tang Zhenglong!!! What's the matter with this deck chair?"
"Boss, I went back yesterday and thought about it. We are a team, and now my level has seriously surpassed that of my teammates. So, I am going to wait for everyone to catch up with me."
puff.
After speaking, Tang Zhenglong lay down.
"This terrible weather in England, if only there is sun here, I can still bask in the sun."
Moyes kicked the recliner, "Tang Zhenglong, don't you want this month's salary?"
"Boss, I'm not absent, you can't be unreasonable."
"You are worse than absence. I will give you 10 minutes to make the deck chair disappear before my eyes. Otherwise, I will deprive you of the right to chat and drink, and I will also deprive you of the captain's armband."
I'll fuck it! !
Too cruel! !
Tang Zhenglong could only move the deck chair away and start chatting.
*****
After getting off the plane, Ibrahimovic shivered.
"It's really wet and cold here in England."
Even though it is almost May, it is still cold here in the UK, mainly due to the high humidity.
Balotelli patted Ibrahimovic, "How about we play with Tang Zhenglong?"
"That guy won't pay."
"Hehe, money is a trivial matter, I will pay for it."
"Well."
"I also want to experience the nightlife in the UK. I don't know if the girls here are different from those in Italy."
At night, Tang Zhenglong appeared in a nightclub.
"Don, I heard you don't like going to nightclubs?"
"I don't like it, it's as weird as throwing money into the water."
"Don, are you a man?" Balotelli laughed.
"I chase girls by charm, not by money, which is different from you."
At this time, several girls gathered around.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Balotelli enjoyed the treatment of stars, Tang Zhenglong felt a little awkward at the side, but Tang Zhenglong must not have imagined that this nightclub has the eyeliner of The Sun.
(End of this chapter)
4月22,埃弗顿客场0比0战平切尔西,4月25日,埃弗顿在主场0比1输给曼城。
Tang Zhenglong was not included in the squad for this game, because the semi-final of the UEFA Champions League between the team and Inter Milan will be in the middle of next week, and Moyes has hidden a few main players.
After the game, the media focused on Tang Zhenglong.
"Is the team suffering from Tang Zhenglong's dependence?"
"Hehe, this is the first time I've heard of this disease."
"I have calculated that Everton's winning percentage is very low without Tang Zhenglong."
Moyes smiled, "Next week is the UEFA Champions League match, Inter Milan has hidden more people, why don't you ask Jose what he thinks."
"David, you should know what we mean. Football is a team sport. If the team only relies on one person, it is very dangerous."
Moyers paused.
"When you mention Liverpool, who do you think of?"
"Shankoli, right?"
"When it comes to Manchester United, who would not mention Sir Charlton?"
"Football is a collective project, but football is also made up of individuals. To be honest, your questions are boring. I am happy to have a player like Tang Zhenglong."
Moyes left after speaking.
But the standings will not lie. In the standings, the gap between Everton and Manchester United is already three points.
*****
Tang Zhenglong is drinking water.
to chat with.
Then drink water.
to chat with.
Moyes assigned training tasks, and then patted Alan.
"Tell Tang Zhenglong to stop chatting and come over to me."
Tang Zhenglong ran over, "Boss, what are you doing?"
Moyes holds a stopwatch in his hand.
"One thing always makes me wonder, you seem to be running faster and faster, don't you?"
"can you?"
Moyes nodded.
"Well, let me test your [-]-meter speed."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong rushed forward.
12 seconds.
Moyes was furious.
"Be more serious, okay?"
"Boss, I'm almost at this level. Maybe my explosive power is better, but my acceleration ability in the middle is average."
Moyes thought to himself: "You liar!!"
"Well, if you can't run under 10 seconds, I will deprive you of the right to chat during training."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
Not chatting during training is the same as not playing games during exams, it is unacceptable.
"It's too cruel."
"There are more ruthless sports drinks that don't give you blueberry flavor. I know you like blueberry flavor the most."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
What's the fun in life without blueberry-flavored Gatorade?
"Are you afraid?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded dully.
"Then run hard for me."
In fact, Moyes estimated that it was impossible for Tang Zhenglong to run under 10 seconds, that is, he deliberately stimulated him, and it would be very fast to reach about 10 seconds 3.
Tang Zhenglong lowered his body, ready to start.
The teammates on the side also quieted down, watching the good show here.
"For the right to chat, for blueberry-flavored Gatorade, I fought."
It is said that men with dreams are the most charming. Tang Zhenglong rushed out like an arrow from the string, and his teammates were dumbfounded.
"Tang Zhenglong is so fast."
Tang Zhenglong got faster and faster, faster and faster, and finally he seemed to take off.
The moment he crossed the finish line, Moyes pressed the stopwatch.
He was shocked.
9 seconds 98.
Damn, if this was in the past, it would be enough to enter the finals of the Olympic men's 100-meter sprint.
Tang Zhenglong ran over and said with a smile, "How is it? How much?"
Moyes quickly stuffed the stopwatch into his pocket, and he must not let Tang Zhenglong see it. This bastard will break a few cowhide if he has nothing to do. If he sees that he can run under 10 seconds, then he will probably bring the recliner to the training ground in the future.
"Why don't you show me?"
"Boss, do you want to cheat?"
Teammates gathered around, Tang Zhenglong and Moyes were grabbing the stopwatch.
"What are you still doing in a daze, pull Tang Zhenglong away quickly."
Everyone laughed, "Boss, we are playing a game with Tang Zhenglong."
"Game? What game?"
"The name of the game is We're all wooden."
puff.
Moyes wanted to hit someone.
Tang Zhenglong was very active, and of course he would kill Moyes in seconds when he grabbed something, and soon he snatched the stopwatch.
one look.
I'll go for it.
"9 seconds 98."
impossible! !
Teammates gathered around.
"So fast?"
"Don, you are amazing."
Moyes' face darkened, "This watch is not accurate."
"Haha, Boss, you lost, so how about it, I won't come to the training tomorrow, why should I train for a top student like me!!"
Everyone sweats! !
Moyes was sweating even more, he was just worried about this happening.
"Tang, if you are one minute late, I will deduct your money."
"Boss, you are being unreasonable."
"Give me back the stopwatch."
"I warn you, don't be like Tang Zhenglong, the team is disciplined."
*****
The next day, Moyes froze when he came to the training ground.
"Whose chair is this?"
"mine."
A man walked up to the talking place, holding a bottle of Gatorade in his left hand and another bottle of Gatorade in his right hand.
"Tang Zhenglong!!! What's the matter with this deck chair?"
"Boss, I went back yesterday and thought about it. We are a team, and now my level has seriously surpassed that of my teammates. So, I am going to wait for everyone to catch up with me."
puff.
After speaking, Tang Zhenglong lay down.
"This terrible weather in England, if only there is sun here, I can still bask in the sun."
Moyes kicked the recliner, "Tang Zhenglong, don't you want this month's salary?"
"Boss, I'm not absent, you can't be unreasonable."
"You are worse than absence. I will give you 10 minutes to make the deck chair disappear before my eyes. Otherwise, I will deprive you of the right to chat and drink, and I will also deprive you of the captain's armband."
I'll fuck it! !
Too cruel! !
Tang Zhenglong could only move the deck chair away and start chatting.
*****
After getting off the plane, Ibrahimovic shivered.
"It's really wet and cold here in England."
Even though it is almost May, it is still cold here in the UK, mainly due to the high humidity.
Balotelli patted Ibrahimovic, "How about we play with Tang Zhenglong?"
"That guy won't pay."
"Hehe, money is a trivial matter, I will pay for it."
"Well."
"I also want to experience the nightlife in the UK. I don't know if the girls here are different from those in Italy."
At night, Tang Zhenglong appeared in a nightclub.
"Don, I heard you don't like going to nightclubs?"
"I don't like it, it's as weird as throwing money into the water."
"Don, are you a man?" Balotelli laughed.
"I chase girls by charm, not by money, which is different from you."
At this time, several girls gathered around.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Balotelli enjoyed the treatment of stars, Tang Zhenglong felt a little awkward at the side, but Tang Zhenglong must not have imagined that this nightclub has the eyeliner of The Sun.
(End of this chapter)
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