big mouth ball king

Chapter 644
"Second Master Guan, in our China, he is the most chivalrous. Let's pay homage to Master Guan. He will bless Manchester United to lose."

In the locker room, no one knew where Tang Zhenglong found the portrait of Master Guan.

The teammates were taken aback.

"Don, what are you doing?" Moyes asked.

"Greetings, Second Master Guan."

Moyes really wanted to hit Tang Zhenglong hard on the back of the head, you bastard.

"Tang Zhenglong, it is the 21st century, can we believe in science?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and took out a bag of things.

"What's this?"

"Rat poison, who of you is going to feed Ferguson?"

Everyone took a step back in unison.

"Hehe, I lied to you, this is popping candy."

After finishing speaking, Tang Zhenglong opened the package and poured it into his mouth.

Moyes felt that he was with a lunatic, and he waved his hand, "Get out, get out, and go to the game."

After all the team members left, Moyes looked at Second Master Guan, and then bowed.

*****
Roy Hodgson.

The famous England coach is now the head coach of Fulham. Fulham has nothing to desire this season, but he doesn't want to be a supporting role for others. If he can overthrow Everton, then it is something worth boasting about.

When Moyes saw Hodgson, he quickly went forward, looking very polite, after all, he was an old man.

"Roy."

"David."

At this time Tang Zhenglong passed by.

"David, I heard that there is something wrong with the stadium at Manchester United. What's the matter? Mr. Guan is very smart. That grandson of Ferguson must be finished."

Moyes Khan, thinking: "Don't you fucking know Hodgson?"

this……

Tang Zhenglong is face-blind to whites and blacks, and indeed he cannot remember so many faces.

"Hey, who is this old man?"

Hodgson was sweating to death.

"Hello, I'm Roy."

"Hi, I'm Tang Zhenglong, you can call me Dalong, or handsome guy."

Moyes couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed Tang Zhenglong by the collar and threw him out.

"Roy, don't be angry, he is Chinese, he doesn't remember our faces, he is face-blind and late-stage cancer."

"Hehe, it's okay, I know Tang Zhenglong, a young man with a lot of personality."

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong came back again, "I remembered who you are, you are Lao Lei, Redknapp, right?"

……

……

With a whoosh, Tang Zhenglong was thrown out again.

Hodgson was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground.

"David, let's talk after the game."

"Ok."

*****
At 70 minutes into the game, it was still 0-0. Moyes called Tang Zhenglong over.

"It's all your fault. If you hadn't provoked Hodgson, he wouldn't have smashed us. You scored me a goal."

"Score now!!"

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Boss, you can't be unreasonable. How can you blame me? I'm not the coach."

"It was you who caused the trouble."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "Who told you to disrespect Guan Erye, I'll just say, Guan Erye is very clever."

Moyes was so angry that he really wanted to replace Tang Zhenglong and beat him up.

Fortunately, Manchester United is still 0-0. If a goal is scored here, Everton will be the champion.

*****
Hodgson called a few players over: "Hold on to me. Don't let Everton score. They are already in a hurry. Maybe we can win."

Moyes glanced this way.

"Old guy, you pushed me into a hurry, so I just..."

The court is very stalemate, and the atmosphere of this game can be described as suffering.

"Alan, what's going on at Manchester United?"

"It's still 0 to 0."

Moyes nodded, okay.

*****
For Manchester United, Ferguson is like an ant on a hot pot.

If it is 0 to 0, then the championship is also Manchester United, but Ferguson does not want to hand over his fate to God.

"Goal, we have to score, I decide my own destiny."

Manchester United all pressed on, but they didn't expect the defense to make a mistake and Hull City stole one.

Ferguson was furious.

Still lagging behind.

*****
When the news came that Manchester United was behind, Moyes couldn't hold back his excitement.

"Tang Zhenglong, Manchester United is behind." Saha told Tang Zhenglong the good news.

"Hehe, is it important? It's just a Premier League champion."

Saha was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, this kid is crazy."

In fact, Tang Zhenglong was very happy. He was leaving. Of course, he hoped to leave a Premier League title for Everton fans.

At this moment Everton gets a free kick.

Tang Zhenglong came to the ball with an expression of Dugu begging for defeat.

"I come, I conquer, I hang."

"Tang Zhenglong, are you reciting poetry?" the opposing player wondered.

"No, it's a spell. Do you know the anti-physics goal? It's just my spell."

The other party was dumbfounded.

Moyes prayed on the sidelines, "Tang Zhenglong, you better kick me in, or I will kick your ass."

Tang Zhenglong started to run, and suddenly... he stopped.

"Sorry, my shoelace is loose, let's change."

The other party was dumbfounded, is this bastard playing with us?

Moyes was also dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong, are you going to die?

Everton replaced Arteta to take a free kick, Spain's footwork is also very good, a curved ball went straight to the dead corner.

GOOOOOOOOOAL! !
Damn, it turns out that the so-called loose shoelaces are also a tactic.

The opponent looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously.

"Listen to me, my shoelaces are really loose."

"I swear in the name of Guan Erye."

Hodgson walked towards Moyes, "David, this tactic is wonderful, the shoelaces are loose, next time the shorts are loose?"

Moyes Khan.

"Roy, I think he may have really loosened his shoelaces."

"Haha, do you want to continue insulting my IQ? Do you think I'm old enough to be insulted at will?"

"No no."

Moyes is really embarrassed, this tactic was not formulated by me at all, it has nothing to do with me, the baby is suffering.

*****
"What? Everton scored a goal? Did that bastard Tang Zhenglong score?"

"No, it's Arteta."

Ferguson was furious.

"Give me an attack. If we lose, I will have no face to see Tang Zhenglong in the future."

"woo woo woo woo."

Manchester United bombarded Hull City indiscriminately, and finally scored one. The score became 1 to 1, which was also the final score.

"Come on, we curse Everton."

"Boss, didn't you say that only a villain like Tang Zhenglong would do things like cursing?"

Ferguson froze for a moment.

"I changed my mind, can't I? Am I the boss, or are you the boss?"

*****
"Second Master Guan, I will go to Guandi Temple to fulfill my wish, thank you for your protection."

Moyes suddenly felt that he was very stupid, for the championship was really unscrupulous, and he even believed Tang Zhenglong's nonsense.

Tang Zhenglong patted Moyes on the shoulder, "That's very good. After the game, we will go to see Guan Erye together."

(End of this chapter)