big mouth ball king

Chapter 664 The Mouthpiece Battle
As we all know, in Spain, Real Madrid and Barcelona have their own mouthpiece newspapers.

For example, Real Madrid's "Marca" and Barcelona's "Mundo Deportivo". The media in this country are clearly divided. If I hate Real Madrid, then I will always black Real Madrid.

If I complain about Barcelona, ​​then I will never betray. Of course, this is related to the history of Spain.

But on the other hand, these two giants have the most fans in Spain.

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Barcelona.

At the headquarters of "World Sports News", the editor-in-chief Santi Nora called Fernando, his capable man, over.

"Go to Ibrahimovic for an exclusive interview tomorrow."

"It should be arranged, the Swede said he needs time to adapt."

"Very well, and..."

Fernando looked at his boss.

"The firepower can be stronger. I worry that the summer will be too long and the fans will be bored."

"Haha, I understand, I must turn my guns to Real Madrid."

The next day, Fernando came to Ibrahimovic's new home in Barcelona as scheduled.

"A beautiful house."

"I've bought it and I'm ready to play for Barcelona for a long time."

"Haha, I hope you become a legend."

The two sat down, and at first they talked about some innocuous topics, such as the Spanish diet and the progress of Spanish learning.

Soon, Fernando changed the subject.

"Do you have anything to say to your old friend Tang Zhenglong?"

"Tang Zhenglong?"

"Tell you a secret, in fact, he has always envied me."

"why?"

"Because I am taller than him, stronger than him, and more handsome than him. I am what he dreams of."

"Hahaha."

"Zlatan, do you like Spanish girls then?"

"Of course, it's very wild, but it's not suitable for Tang Zhenglong."

"Why is this again?"

"Because Tang Zhenglong doesn't like girls who are wilder than him, and all Spanish girls are more manly than him."

puff!
"Zlatan, you are the same manager, you should be friends, don't you have a warm time?"

"When it's warm? Let me think about it."

Ibrahimovic pretended to think about it, then smiled and said, "Not really."

……

"We're like Tom and Jerry."

"what?"

"Cat and mouse, have you seen it?"

"No."

"Tang Zhenglong... he's more like that cat, he always circles around me."

"I think Tang Zhenglong must have different opinions."

"Haha, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm telling the truth."

Most of the later topics were about Real Madrid. The purpose of "Mundo Deportivo" was to lead the war, and the war between the two was indeed over at one point, and soon "Marca" was ready to fight back.

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"Wow, that girl is so beautiful."

"Marca, Sophia, don't you know that her nickname is King of Stinky Face."

Benzema chuckled, "I'm new here, how could I know, why do you call her the king of stinky faces?"

"It's very famous. She never gives players a good face. It is said that she thinks the players are too scumbags."

Benzema smiled bewilderedly.

"That may be because you are not charming enough, look at me."

Benzema moved closer to Sofia.

"Hi, I'm Karim Benzema."

"Of course I know you, but I'm here to find Tang Zhenglong."

"Hehe, then I'll take you there."

As he said that, Benzema put his hand on Sofia's shoulders. Under normal circumstances, girls will not say anything out of face, but Sofia is not.

"Can you get rid of your stinky hand, be careful and I will sue you."

Benzema was stunned.

"I did not do it on purpose……"

Sophia looked at her watch, "Tell Tang Zhenglong, I'll come back in the afternoon."

Teammates came over to watch Benzema's joke.

"Haha, you are stupid."

"This girl has taken the wrong medicine."

"There are rumors that she doesn't like men."

"I don't think she likes humans."

In the afternoon, Sophia came, and Tang Zhenglong was chatting with the cleaning lady.

"Tang, your Spanish is improving very quickly."

"Haha, thanks for chatting with me."

"It was a pleasure chatting with you, and you bought me a cup of coffee, thank you."

Sophia coughed, Tang Zhenglong saw it and walked over.

"You are the king of stinky faces who made Benzema unable to step down."

"..."

Is it necessary to be so direct?

Sofia squeezed out a smile, "Hi, I'm Sofia, today's interview is an appointment with Real Madrid."

"What more appointments are there, family, you are the mouthpiece of Real Madrid."

Sophia's face changed, "Don't talk nonsense, we are an independent and fair football media."

Tang Zhenglong showed an expression of "I understand".

"Understood, understood, we still have to talk about the scene."

Sophia was sweating to death. It turned out that the legend was true, and Tang Zhenglong was really unreliable.

Sophia took out her notebook and voice recorder.

"So shall we begin?"

"no problem."

"First of all, Zlatan Ibrahimovic said a lot about you, do you have anything to respond to?"

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "He said he was taller than me. I admit this. He was born to his parents. There is no way. His ancestors came from Russia, and the people there are all stupid. I am from China. I am a gentleman, a country of etiquette."

"What about him saying he's more handsome than you?"

"Put P."

"He's more handsome than me? Hehe, he might be going blind. I'm obviously [-] times more handsome than him. Sofia, tell the truth, if there are only two men left on this earth, Ibrahimovic and I, then who would you choose to be with Papa?"

Sophia was stunned.

She knew that the players were scumbags, but a scumbag like Tang Zhenglong was also the best.

"Now I am interviewing you, not you interviewing me."

Tang Zhenglong waved his hand, called the cleaner aunt over, and repeated the question just now.

"Of course it's you, cutie."

"Haha, did you see that even the aunt chose me."

Sophia was stunned. Could it be something to be proud of?

"I suggested that "Marca" organize an event, the theme is called, who do you want to be with Papa?"

"A Tang Zhenglong, B Ibrahimovic."

"Everyone votes, this is the most fair, don't you think?"

……

……

Sophia was stunned, unable to speak for a long time.

"how is everything?"

"We are an objective media, it is impossible to do this kind of thing."

tsk tsk!
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "It's no wonder that you are eliminated by the Internet, you must keep pace with the times, you know?"

"When I was in England, there was a newspaper called The Sun, and it was their favorite thing to do."

"I suggest that you must hold such an event, it's very interesting!!"

After half an hour of the interview, Sofia felt like half a year had passed. It was suffering, and she wanted to hit the goal post with her head.

"What should I do? Tang Zhenglong came to Real Madrid, how will I live in the future?"

(End of this chapter)