big mouth ball king

Chapter 689 Shampoo Your Hair, My Treat
"Ahhh, I just want to refresh you, I have no malicious intentions."

Dida grabbed Tang Zhenglong's neck.

"In such a cold day, if you wash your hair, are you sick?"

"Is it cold? It's okay."

"I'm Brazilian, I'm from a tropical country, and I'm afraid of the cold."

"No wonder, Saori!!"

The referee ran over, "What are you doing?"

Dida pointed to his head, "This idiot poured water on my head."

"Referee, wash your hair and feel refreshed."

"..."

"Stop it."

"Referee, give him a yellow card."

"A little water, it's not enough." The referee laughed.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Could it be that the rumors are true, are you afraid of water?"

"Fuck you, your gloves are just slippery when it rains, you're afraid of water."

Seeing Dida's guilty expression, Tang Zhenglong thought there was something to be said! !
A few minutes later, Real Madrid got a corner kick and Tang Zhenglong robbed the water source of the bench again.

"Damn, if this goes on, we'll all die of thirst."

Alonso took the corner in the past and Dida was ready.

Just at this moment, an ominous voice sounded—"It's so cool, I feel refreshed after washing my face."

……

……

Dida felt sick all over.

An uncomfortable feeling came over me.

"I warn you, if you dare again this time..."

As soon as the words fell, a bottle of water was poured down.

"You're welcome, refreshed."

"I kill you!!!"

"what!!!"

Tang Zhenglong took the opportunity to unscrew another bottle cap, the two of them pushed and shoved, the water bottle was overturned, and it all fell on the most critical part of Dida.

"Nimma's!!"

This time the referee was not polite, and each person received a yellow card.

"Referee, give him a red card, he is a complete jerk."

"He did it on purpose!!"

"Damn it, did you pee your pants?"

"You peed your pants."

The referee was angry, "You can give a red card, but one per person, how about it?"

"..."

"I don't need it." Tang Zhenglong smiled.

"I don't need either."

After Tang Zhenglong made such a fuss, Dida felt as disgusted as if he had eaten a fly.

"It doesn't matter, I'm not a landlubber, I'm not a landlubber, I can definitely throw the ball, I'm the best."

But Dida seemed to be really afraid of water. Alonso took a corner kick and Dida jumped high. The moment he touched the ball, he felt something was wrong, and the touch was not right.

Then tragically, he let go.

The ball leaked to Tang Zhenglong's feet, Dida turned his head to look.

The two telepathic telepathy.

"Brazil boy, do you think I will score this goal or not?"

"Don't shoot, what's the point of kicking an empty goal? It's not a hero."

"I'm not a hero."

"you!!"

"Hey, why do we have telepathy?"

Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong kicked the ball into the goal.

GOOOOOOOAL! ! !

"Tang Zhenglong scored the empty goal, his luck is really great."

Dida complained to the referee.

"That Chinese man seriously interfered with me, the ball doesn't count."

"It's just a little water, isn't it a disturbance?"

"I'm from Brazil, brought by the heat. I'm particularly afraid of the cold. Look, I'm shaking."

The referee ignored him.

A few minutes later, Real Madrid got another corner kick.

Dida already had a premonition that something bad would happen, Tang Zhenglong could be called his nemesis.

"It's so cool, after washing my face, I feel refreshed."

"Nima."

Dida turned around and grabbed Tang Zhenglong's neck.

"Again……"

Tang Zhenglong's hands were empty.

"..."

Dida knew that he had been fooled, and this time Tang Zhenglong didn't have a water bottle in his hand.

The referee came running.

"Oops!!"

Dida already had a premonition of something.

"He didn't hold the water bottle this time, why did you pinch him?"

Dida chuckled, this...

He glanced at Tang Zhenglong, "Help me."

"Why should I save you?"

"I'll give you the money."

"How many?"

"Ten thousand euros."

"No talk."

"Thirty thousand?"

"can."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "The great referee, it's like this, he wants to take a look at the tattoo on my neck."

"Tattoo?"

The referee looked at it, "But you don't have any tattoos at all."

"some."

The referee looked again.

"No."

"Could it be just washed?"

The referee was dumbfounded, can the tattoo be washed off with water?
"It's disgusting. I must complain to the owner of this tattoo shop. It's so unreliable."

The referee turned his head and walked away, so as not to seriously insult his IQ.

"The tattoo has been washed, isn't that ridiculous?" Dida asked.

"Will it? It's okay."

puff.

*****
"It's just luck."

Kaka didn't take Tang Zhenglong's empty door seriously. This guy would only pick up leaks. As for his strength, he was far behind him.

Kaka dribbled the ball in the midfield, Seedorf and Pirlo had already run out of space, but he didn't pass the ball, and he was going to dribble the ball himself.

How terrible is Kaka's speed at its peak?
In a warm-up match between Brazil and Argentina, Messi defended Kaka, but he couldn't catch up, which shows how fast Kaka is.

"Kaka breakthrough."

Before reaching the penalty area, Kaka didn't intend to slow down at all. Facing Ramos, Kaka dribbled the ball and changed direction. The wind-like speed was terrifying. Ramos didn't hold Kaka down at the first time, and Kaka's rhythm followed.

Facing Casey, Kaka pushed the far corner.

The ball rolled towards the goal, not fast, but in a straight line, the ball slowly rolled into the goal.

GOOOOOAL.

Kaka ran to the sidelines, celebrating wantonly at the Bernabéu fans, his teammates were stunned, this is?
Kaka is usually like a gentleman, unsmiling, not to mention provoking others, he is that kind of natural idol.

"Ricardo is actually so arrogant."

The teammates giggled.

Only coach Leonardo understands Kaka's inner thoughts, he is proving himself.

"Is it great to score a goal?" Ronaldo said disdainfully.

"No, he is not a provocation, but a proof."

Ronaldo turned his head, it was Tang Zhenglong.

"Prove what?"

"He wanted to tell Real Madrid, what a big mistake it was for you to buy Ronaldo in the summer. If you use this money to buy me, how good would it be?"

"..."

"Hehe, why not the other way around, I think it would be nice to trade you for Kaka."

Tang Zhenglong put on an expression of hating iron but not steel.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Dead wood cannot be carved."

"Don't speak Chinese if you have the ability, say what I can understand."

*****
In the balcony box, Fermina was holding her grandfather's arm.

"Grandpa, that Kaka is so handsome."

"Hehe, you really saw one and loved one."

"And he's good at the game, too."

"Grandpa, would it be a mistake for you to buy Tang Zhenglong in summer?"

"Trust grandpa, Tang Zhenglong has great potential, and grandpa won't be fooled."

Fermina nodded, but still felt that Kaka was actually quite good.

(End of this chapter)