big mouth ball king
Chapter 694 I am here for charity
Chapter 694 I am here for charity
"Haha, Milan, Italy, here I come."
"I, Tang Zhenglong, are here."
In the away game against AC Milan, Real Madrid came to Milan early, just to win Milan here and lock in the first place in the group.
When I came to the hotel, there was a ding.
"A mission coming?"
"System, I'm so hung up now, I'm already the king of the ball, you should get out, I don't want to take the task anymore."
"Hehe, you are still far behind."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong feels that his level is pretty good now, so there is no need to take on any tasks, but... this guy is relying on me, just like Maradona.
Task: Get 100 kisses from Italian supermodels (both cheeks and lips are acceptable)
Reward: Pass to 85.
Punishment: Only date ugly women forever.
……
……
……
"Italian supermodel? 100 more? Do you fucking think I'm Berlusconi?"
"is it possible?"
But the rewards are really generous. Tang Zhenglong's pass was originally 72, but now it has been upgraded to 85.
But punishment...
Well, just pretend you didn't see it.
100 supermodels?
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and called Raiola.
"Hi, Xiaolonglong."
Tang Zhenglong felt uncomfortable all over.
"You can call me Tang, or Zhenglong, it doesn't matter, just don't call me Longlong."
Being called Longlong by a fat middle-aged man, if it were you, would you be able to bear it?
"Haha, well, Don, what's the matter?"
"That's right, can you find me 100 Italian supermodels?"
"..."
Raiola froze.
Cursed: "Tang Zhenglong! What do you think of our Italy, your harem? Italian women are not so casual!!"
"Humph!!"
"..."
"You misunderstood, that's right."
Tang Zhenglong babbled, and Raiola froze again.
"What? You're doing this for charity?"
"Yes, I am actually a feminist. I hope to prove that I love women and care for women by interacting with more women."
"Bah!! Among my players, you are the one who disrespects women the least, and feminism? Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"..."
"Okay, fat man, I admit it, I made a bet with Ronaldo, if I can get 100 kisses from Italian supermodels, then I will be the first brother of Real Madrid in the future, and he will call me brother when he sees me."
"Hahaha, that's right, your reason must be insignificant to be reasonable."
Tang Zhenglong looked at the phone and thought for a second—"This fat man has the right to call me obscene?"
"Okay, I'll give it a try and wait for my good news."
A few hours later, Raiola called.
"Good news. There will be a small fashion show in Milan tomorrow. As you know, Milan is the capital of fashion. There will definitely be many models at that time. I have already signed up for you. You can be the mystery guest."
"Then do I need to go on a catwalk?"
"Maybe, anyway, you can just take a few steps, it shouldn't be difficult, right?"
"It's okay, as long as there are enough models."
After finishing this, the next thing Tang Zhenglong has to do is to investigate.
After all, having enough models is the first step, and more importantly, people should be willing to kiss themselves.
*****
"Why is it me every time?" Linda asked in disbelief.
"Because you used to work for The Sun, didn't you just do this kind of thing?"
"Go to hell!!"
"1000 euros."
"..."
"not enough."
Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "You are worth the price. If you don't want to, I'll find Emma, and she will do it for 800, and I will save 200."
"You bastard!!"
Linda snatched the money and left angrily.
Tang Zhenglong shouted: "Do a good job of investigating."
*****
"Hello, beauty, can I ask you something?"
"what's up?"
Linda took out Tang Zhenglong's photo, "Can you kiss him?"
"..."
"You are so funny, why should I kiss him?"
"He's a Real Madrid star."
"Hehe, what's wrong with Real Madrid? If it's our Kaka, I can do whatever you want."
"Kaka?"
"That's right, Kaka, handsome Kaka."
Half an hour later, Linda met Tang Zhenglong at the open-air cafe at the intersection.
"How? When you took out my picture, did Italian women's legs go limp?"
"Haha."
Linda was sweating.
"It's okay, but it's frightening."
"..."
"cut!!"
"What's the result of the survey? How many Italian women are willing to offer a kiss to Tang Zhenglong?"
"you guess."
"90%?"
puff.
"Where did you get your confidence?"
"Hehe, we... that's what happened."
"I did it for your money and a free apartment."
Rumble.
Five thunderstorms hit the top.
What a cruel thing when a woman says, I'm actually doing it for your money.
"Tch, you're lying, you're obviously greedy for my beauty."
"Where does your beauty come from?"
"Okay, how many are there?"
"zero."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Is there one?"
"Correct."
"This is the result of the investigation, see for yourself."
Tang Zhenglong looked at it, Kaka ranked first, about 80% of women were willing, Inzaghi ranked second, 60%.
"What the hell!! Ronaldo has 30%?"
"Cristiano is more popular than me in Italy? I know, Italians must be racist, they discriminate against me."
"Wooooow, I love England, the women there are stupid!"
Linda rolled her eyes.
"Okay, my mission is done, let's go!!"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it. He remembered that he had exchanged jerseys with Kaka last time. Why don't he go to an event with him tomorrow?Fishing in troubled waters?
That's the only way, otherwise I won't even get a kiss.
*****
"Ricardo."
After receiving Tang Zhenglong's call, Kaka was taken aback for a moment.
"It's Don?"
"It's me. Actually, you can call me Longlong."
"Dragon Dragon?"
"..."
"What's the matter?" Kaka was still a gentleman as always.
"That's right, there is a charity event, and I want to invite you."
"What kind of charity?"
"It's an event about women's rights. There are too many scumbags in society now. They treat women as playthings. They are really scumbags, so we must stand up and oppose it, don't you think?"
Kaka nodded, "That's right."
"Then you agree?"
"..."
Tang Zhenglong hit the snake with the stick, and did not give Kaka any time to hesitate.
"That's it. At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, I will send the address to your mobile phone. See you soon."
Kaka wanted to say something more, but Tang Zhenglong had already hung up the phone.
But after thinking about it, it's a charity event anyway, so it's okay to go there.
At [-]:[-] the next morning, Kaka came to the appointed place to have a look. The beauty of Xiangche, is this the charity that Tang Zhenglong talked about?
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong walked over with two ice creams in his hands.
"Riccardo, you need to wait a while to eat ice cream."
"Longlong, I don't understand. This is obviously a fashion show. What does it have to do with charity?"
(End of this chapter)
"Haha, Milan, Italy, here I come."
"I, Tang Zhenglong, are here."
In the away game against AC Milan, Real Madrid came to Milan early, just to win Milan here and lock in the first place in the group.
When I came to the hotel, there was a ding.
"A mission coming?"
"System, I'm so hung up now, I'm already the king of the ball, you should get out, I don't want to take the task anymore."
"Hehe, you are still far behind."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong feels that his level is pretty good now, so there is no need to take on any tasks, but... this guy is relying on me, just like Maradona.
Task: Get 100 kisses from Italian supermodels (both cheeks and lips are acceptable)
Reward: Pass to 85.
Punishment: Only date ugly women forever.
……
……
……
"Italian supermodel? 100 more? Do you fucking think I'm Berlusconi?"
"is it possible?"
But the rewards are really generous. Tang Zhenglong's pass was originally 72, but now it has been upgraded to 85.
But punishment...
Well, just pretend you didn't see it.
100 supermodels?
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and called Raiola.
"Hi, Xiaolonglong."
Tang Zhenglong felt uncomfortable all over.
"You can call me Tang, or Zhenglong, it doesn't matter, just don't call me Longlong."
Being called Longlong by a fat middle-aged man, if it were you, would you be able to bear it?
"Haha, well, Don, what's the matter?"
"That's right, can you find me 100 Italian supermodels?"
"..."
Raiola froze.
Cursed: "Tang Zhenglong! What do you think of our Italy, your harem? Italian women are not so casual!!"
"Humph!!"
"..."
"You misunderstood, that's right."
Tang Zhenglong babbled, and Raiola froze again.
"What? You're doing this for charity?"
"Yes, I am actually a feminist. I hope to prove that I love women and care for women by interacting with more women."
"Bah!! Among my players, you are the one who disrespects women the least, and feminism? Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"..."
"Okay, fat man, I admit it, I made a bet with Ronaldo, if I can get 100 kisses from Italian supermodels, then I will be the first brother of Real Madrid in the future, and he will call me brother when he sees me."
"Hahaha, that's right, your reason must be insignificant to be reasonable."
Tang Zhenglong looked at the phone and thought for a second—"This fat man has the right to call me obscene?"
"Okay, I'll give it a try and wait for my good news."
A few hours later, Raiola called.
"Good news. There will be a small fashion show in Milan tomorrow. As you know, Milan is the capital of fashion. There will definitely be many models at that time. I have already signed up for you. You can be the mystery guest."
"Then do I need to go on a catwalk?"
"Maybe, anyway, you can just take a few steps, it shouldn't be difficult, right?"
"It's okay, as long as there are enough models."
After finishing this, the next thing Tang Zhenglong has to do is to investigate.
After all, having enough models is the first step, and more importantly, people should be willing to kiss themselves.
*****
"Why is it me every time?" Linda asked in disbelief.
"Because you used to work for The Sun, didn't you just do this kind of thing?"
"Go to hell!!"
"1000 euros."
"..."
"not enough."
Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "You are worth the price. If you don't want to, I'll find Emma, and she will do it for 800, and I will save 200."
"You bastard!!"
Linda snatched the money and left angrily.
Tang Zhenglong shouted: "Do a good job of investigating."
*****
"Hello, beauty, can I ask you something?"
"what's up?"
Linda took out Tang Zhenglong's photo, "Can you kiss him?"
"..."
"You are so funny, why should I kiss him?"
"He's a Real Madrid star."
"Hehe, what's wrong with Real Madrid? If it's our Kaka, I can do whatever you want."
"Kaka?"
"That's right, Kaka, handsome Kaka."
Half an hour later, Linda met Tang Zhenglong at the open-air cafe at the intersection.
"How? When you took out my picture, did Italian women's legs go limp?"
"Haha."
Linda was sweating.
"It's okay, but it's frightening."
"..."
"cut!!"
"What's the result of the survey? How many Italian women are willing to offer a kiss to Tang Zhenglong?"
"you guess."
"90%?"
puff.
"Where did you get your confidence?"
"Hehe, we... that's what happened."
"I did it for your money and a free apartment."
Rumble.
Five thunderstorms hit the top.
What a cruel thing when a woman says, I'm actually doing it for your money.
"Tch, you're lying, you're obviously greedy for my beauty."
"Where does your beauty come from?"
"Okay, how many are there?"
"zero."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Is there one?"
"Correct."
"This is the result of the investigation, see for yourself."
Tang Zhenglong looked at it, Kaka ranked first, about 80% of women were willing, Inzaghi ranked second, 60%.
"What the hell!! Ronaldo has 30%?"
"Cristiano is more popular than me in Italy? I know, Italians must be racist, they discriminate against me."
"Wooooow, I love England, the women there are stupid!"
Linda rolled her eyes.
"Okay, my mission is done, let's go!!"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it. He remembered that he had exchanged jerseys with Kaka last time. Why don't he go to an event with him tomorrow?Fishing in troubled waters?
That's the only way, otherwise I won't even get a kiss.
*****
"Ricardo."
After receiving Tang Zhenglong's call, Kaka was taken aback for a moment.
"It's Don?"
"It's me. Actually, you can call me Longlong."
"Dragon Dragon?"
"..."
"What's the matter?" Kaka was still a gentleman as always.
"That's right, there is a charity event, and I want to invite you."
"What kind of charity?"
"It's an event about women's rights. There are too many scumbags in society now. They treat women as playthings. They are really scumbags, so we must stand up and oppose it, don't you think?"
Kaka nodded, "That's right."
"Then you agree?"
"..."
Tang Zhenglong hit the snake with the stick, and did not give Kaka any time to hesitate.
"That's it. At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, I will send the address to your mobile phone. See you soon."
Kaka wanted to say something more, but Tang Zhenglong had already hung up the phone.
But after thinking about it, it's a charity event anyway, so it's okay to go there.
At [-]:[-] the next morning, Kaka came to the appointed place to have a look. The beauty of Xiangche, is this the charity that Tang Zhenglong talked about?
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong walked over with two ice creams in his hands.
"Riccardo, you need to wait a while to eat ice cream."
"Longlong, I don't understand. This is obviously a fashion show. What does it have to do with charity?"
(End of this chapter)
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