big mouth ball king
Chapter 698
Chapter 698
"What is he afraid of?"
"He's afraid of cockroaches."
"cockroach!!"
Dida blurted out, "What is Xiaoqiang?"
"Nickname for cockroach."
Dida said with a disgusted expression, "Cockroaches still have nicknames?"
Indeed, many people are disgusted with cockroaches. In fact, it is not fear, but nausea and nausea.
Tang Zhenglong smiled.
"There is a move!!"
Pirlo glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw Tang Zhenglong obliquely behind him.
"idiot!"
This kind of one-on-one grabbing the ball at his feet has a zero success rate.
Pirlo has already figured out what moves he will use to tease Tang Zhenglong later.
The ball rolled over, getting closer and closer, and everything was going on as Pirlo expected.
"It's now."
Two people act at the same time.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong shouted, "There are cockroaches."
In an instant, Pirlo froze, and the ball rolled over.
"Hahaha, the ball is mine now."
After reacting, Pirlo realized that he had been fooled and was furious.
"You liar!!"
"No, I really saw cockroaches."
"where is it?"
"Maybe it ran away, you know that, the vitality of that thing is very strong, who knows where it went?"
Pirlo was so angry that he vomited blood.
"Shameless Pinocchio."
Tang Zhenglong was complacent, but suddenly found something was wrong, where is the reward?
"Where's my reward?"
"Master, the ball won by cheating does not count."
Rumble.
Five thunderstorms hit the top.
"What!!!"
"You, the most unscrupulous system, are talking about morals with me now?"
"Master, please watch your words."
"Pay attention to Nima's."
"Master, if you do this again, I will shut your mouth down."
"..."
"Or deduct your attribute points, you can choose."
"..."
In other words, you can only rely on your own strength to grab the ball?
Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.
"Cristiano, can you do me a favor?"
"What are you busy with?"
"What do you mean by prejudgment?"
Ronaldo chuckled, feeling very refreshed.
"Call Brother Yi to listen first."
"..."
"Don't go too far, I have a bottom line in life."
Ronaldo shrugged, "Forget it if you don't want to."
"Okay, brother one." Tang Zhenglong added in his heart - from Manchester United.
It seems that as long as he is the first brother of Manchester United, he can still accept it.
I didn't expect Ronaldo to be unrelenting, "You don't come here, let me tell you everything."
"Okay, Portuguese brother."
"Bah, it's Real Madrid's first brother."
"Okay, Brother Yixiu, Real Madrid."
……
"Ignore you."
"Wait a minute."
Tang Zhenglong gritted his teeth, for the sake of the task, he could only endure the humiliation.
"Brother Real Madrid, is this okay?"
"Hahaha, remember."
Tang Zhenglong rolled a huge white eye in his heart.
"Prediction is actually..."
*****
Tang Zhenglong approached Pirlo.
"What is it this time? A mouse or a fly?"
"Or monster cockroaches?"
"Hahaha."
Tang Zhenglong's face was black, "This is insulting me, am I so uncreative? I can definitely say a cockroach that looks like Ronaldo."
Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong smiled.
"I'm so fucking creative, a cockroach that looks like Ronaldo."
"Hahaha."
Pirlo saw Tang Zhenglong giggling alone.
"What is this bastard smirking at? Could it be that he is laughing at me?"
The ball rolled to Pirlo.
Tang Zhenglong pressed forward, and Pirlo was already aware of Tang Zhenglong's pounce. This guy can only use brute force to grab the ball.
Seedorf ran forward from the left, and Pirlo pushed the ball over. As soon as the ball came out, Pirlo found something was wrong.
The ball is broken! !
"He!!! Got it right!!!"
Tang Zhenglong observed just now that Pirlo's best shot point is Seedorf's side, so Tang Zhenglong pretended to rush Pirlo, but in fact he was going to cut off his pass.
"Perfect, this ball grab is really perfect."
Tang Zhenglong was very happy.
With a ding, the reward is in hand.
Marcelo ran over and said with a smile, "Okay, Don, everything will be predicted."
"Haha, it's just talent."
Ronaldo laughed, "Tell him, who taught you?"
"teach??"
Tang Zhenglong put on a surprised expression.
"Do I still need someone to teach?"
Ronaldo was taken aback.
"Aren't you planning to renege on your debt? Let me ask you, who is Real Madrid's first brother?"
Tang Zhenglong gave a thumbs up and pointed to himself.
"Does that matter? Of course it's me."
Ronaldo said with a dark face, "It seems that what I said to you must be recorded."
"It's useless to record it, I will deny it."
*****
Pirlo blamed himself, "How could I be intercepted by such a person?"
"It shouldn't be, it's unreasonable, shit!!"
Tang Zhenglong was following him again.
Pirlo has a psychological shadow at this time, this guy doesn't play his cards according to the routine.
"cockroach."
Pirlo glanced at Tang Zhenglong, "I think you are more disgusting than cockroaches."
"can you?"
After the ball was passed, Pirlo found the referee to complain. Now UEFA stipulates that verbal harassment is also not allowed, especially insulting words.
The referee found Tang Zhenglong, "Did you say something you shouldn't have said?"
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "No."
"Stop saying the word cockroach."
"why?"
"Because you made your opponent uncomfortable."
"But I like cockroaches, it's a lovely animal."
……
The referee laughed and said: "Well, if you can find one more person who likes cockroaches among the 22 people on the court, then I will forgive you."
Tang Zhenglong found Marcelo.
"He just likes cockroaches. Look at his appearance and hairstyle. In fact, one-eighth of his blood comes from cockroaches."
As soon as this remark came out, the referee and Pirlo laughed.
Marcelo's face darkened.
"Although we are friends, you can't talk nonsense."
Tang Zhenglong lowered his voice and said: "It's okay, this referee's IQ is not high."
The referee patted Tang Zhenglong.
"Thank you for making me laugh, but I'm telling you, it still doesn't work."
"Why?"
The referee took out a yellow card, Tang Zhenglong turned and ran.
The referee chuckled.
*****
Leonardo looked at his watch, 20 minutes into the first half, neither side had any chances, and the game turned into a mid-court fight.
But that's how masters fight, you can't expect Feng Qingyang to meet Ren Woxing and fight like street gangsters.
The ball went to Ambrosini's feet. This AC Milan engineer is considered the least talented, similar to Gattuso, purely doing dirty work.
Just when the Real Madrid people ignored Ambrosini, he suddenly sent a kick through the ball, and the ball reached Kaka's feet. At the same time, Inzaghi ran forward quickly as if he had received some induction.
He is waiting.
Waiting for Kaka to send a precise pass, a pass that is deadly enough.
Kaka looked up, and Pellegrini had a different premonition.
(End of this chapter)
"What is he afraid of?"
"He's afraid of cockroaches."
"cockroach!!"
Dida blurted out, "What is Xiaoqiang?"
"Nickname for cockroach."
Dida said with a disgusted expression, "Cockroaches still have nicknames?"
Indeed, many people are disgusted with cockroaches. In fact, it is not fear, but nausea and nausea.
Tang Zhenglong smiled.
"There is a move!!"
Pirlo glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw Tang Zhenglong obliquely behind him.
"idiot!"
This kind of one-on-one grabbing the ball at his feet has a zero success rate.
Pirlo has already figured out what moves he will use to tease Tang Zhenglong later.
The ball rolled over, getting closer and closer, and everything was going on as Pirlo expected.
"It's now."
Two people act at the same time.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong shouted, "There are cockroaches."
In an instant, Pirlo froze, and the ball rolled over.
"Hahaha, the ball is mine now."
After reacting, Pirlo realized that he had been fooled and was furious.
"You liar!!"
"No, I really saw cockroaches."
"where is it?"
"Maybe it ran away, you know that, the vitality of that thing is very strong, who knows where it went?"
Pirlo was so angry that he vomited blood.
"Shameless Pinocchio."
Tang Zhenglong was complacent, but suddenly found something was wrong, where is the reward?
"Where's my reward?"
"Master, the ball won by cheating does not count."
Rumble.
Five thunderstorms hit the top.
"What!!!"
"You, the most unscrupulous system, are talking about morals with me now?"
"Master, please watch your words."
"Pay attention to Nima's."
"Master, if you do this again, I will shut your mouth down."
"..."
"Or deduct your attribute points, you can choose."
"..."
In other words, you can only rely on your own strength to grab the ball?
Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.
"Cristiano, can you do me a favor?"
"What are you busy with?"
"What do you mean by prejudgment?"
Ronaldo chuckled, feeling very refreshed.
"Call Brother Yi to listen first."
"..."
"Don't go too far, I have a bottom line in life."
Ronaldo shrugged, "Forget it if you don't want to."
"Okay, brother one." Tang Zhenglong added in his heart - from Manchester United.
It seems that as long as he is the first brother of Manchester United, he can still accept it.
I didn't expect Ronaldo to be unrelenting, "You don't come here, let me tell you everything."
"Okay, Portuguese brother."
"Bah, it's Real Madrid's first brother."
"Okay, Brother Yixiu, Real Madrid."
……
"Ignore you."
"Wait a minute."
Tang Zhenglong gritted his teeth, for the sake of the task, he could only endure the humiliation.
"Brother Real Madrid, is this okay?"
"Hahaha, remember."
Tang Zhenglong rolled a huge white eye in his heart.
"Prediction is actually..."
*****
Tang Zhenglong approached Pirlo.
"What is it this time? A mouse or a fly?"
"Or monster cockroaches?"
"Hahaha."
Tang Zhenglong's face was black, "This is insulting me, am I so uncreative? I can definitely say a cockroach that looks like Ronaldo."
Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong smiled.
"I'm so fucking creative, a cockroach that looks like Ronaldo."
"Hahaha."
Pirlo saw Tang Zhenglong giggling alone.
"What is this bastard smirking at? Could it be that he is laughing at me?"
The ball rolled to Pirlo.
Tang Zhenglong pressed forward, and Pirlo was already aware of Tang Zhenglong's pounce. This guy can only use brute force to grab the ball.
Seedorf ran forward from the left, and Pirlo pushed the ball over. As soon as the ball came out, Pirlo found something was wrong.
The ball is broken! !
"He!!! Got it right!!!"
Tang Zhenglong observed just now that Pirlo's best shot point is Seedorf's side, so Tang Zhenglong pretended to rush Pirlo, but in fact he was going to cut off his pass.
"Perfect, this ball grab is really perfect."
Tang Zhenglong was very happy.
With a ding, the reward is in hand.
Marcelo ran over and said with a smile, "Okay, Don, everything will be predicted."
"Haha, it's just talent."
Ronaldo laughed, "Tell him, who taught you?"
"teach??"
Tang Zhenglong put on a surprised expression.
"Do I still need someone to teach?"
Ronaldo was taken aback.
"Aren't you planning to renege on your debt? Let me ask you, who is Real Madrid's first brother?"
Tang Zhenglong gave a thumbs up and pointed to himself.
"Does that matter? Of course it's me."
Ronaldo said with a dark face, "It seems that what I said to you must be recorded."
"It's useless to record it, I will deny it."
*****
Pirlo blamed himself, "How could I be intercepted by such a person?"
"It shouldn't be, it's unreasonable, shit!!"
Tang Zhenglong was following him again.
Pirlo has a psychological shadow at this time, this guy doesn't play his cards according to the routine.
"cockroach."
Pirlo glanced at Tang Zhenglong, "I think you are more disgusting than cockroaches."
"can you?"
After the ball was passed, Pirlo found the referee to complain. Now UEFA stipulates that verbal harassment is also not allowed, especially insulting words.
The referee found Tang Zhenglong, "Did you say something you shouldn't have said?"
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "No."
"Stop saying the word cockroach."
"why?"
"Because you made your opponent uncomfortable."
"But I like cockroaches, it's a lovely animal."
……
The referee laughed and said: "Well, if you can find one more person who likes cockroaches among the 22 people on the court, then I will forgive you."
Tang Zhenglong found Marcelo.
"He just likes cockroaches. Look at his appearance and hairstyle. In fact, one-eighth of his blood comes from cockroaches."
As soon as this remark came out, the referee and Pirlo laughed.
Marcelo's face darkened.
"Although we are friends, you can't talk nonsense."
Tang Zhenglong lowered his voice and said: "It's okay, this referee's IQ is not high."
The referee patted Tang Zhenglong.
"Thank you for making me laugh, but I'm telling you, it still doesn't work."
"Why?"
The referee took out a yellow card, Tang Zhenglong turned and ran.
The referee chuckled.
*****
Leonardo looked at his watch, 20 minutes into the first half, neither side had any chances, and the game turned into a mid-court fight.
But that's how masters fight, you can't expect Feng Qingyang to meet Ren Woxing and fight like street gangsters.
The ball went to Ambrosini's feet. This AC Milan engineer is considered the least talented, similar to Gattuso, purely doing dirty work.
Just when the Real Madrid people ignored Ambrosini, he suddenly sent a kick through the ball, and the ball reached Kaka's feet. At the same time, Inzaghi ran forward quickly as if he had received some induction.
He is waiting.
Waiting for Kaka to send a precise pass, a pass that is deadly enough.
Kaka looked up, and Pellegrini had a different premonition.
(End of this chapter)
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