big mouth ball king

Chapter 708 The most embarrassing handshake before the game
Calderon Stadium,

Atletico Madrid's home court, Tang Zhenglong was smashed by a mineral water bottle as soon as he walked in.

"Nimma's!!!"

"Who hit me?"

"I."

A fat man less than one meter tall, probably only in elementary school.

"Hey, kid, believe it or not, I'll type your S out."

"come on!!"

Of course Tang Zhenglong couldn't rush to the fans, so he picked up the mineral water bottle and threw it back.

Booooooooooo! !
"Tang Zhenglong is a bastard!!"

"Tang Zhenglong is an asshole."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out a finger, of course the one in the middle.

"Look, Tang Zhenglong raised his middle finger at us, he is dead!!"

Soon, the reporter found out about this incident. There have been such arrogant players in history, but what happened...

For example, Germany's Effenberg, he never entered the national team after he gave the middle finger to the fans.

"Don, how can you give the middle finger to the fans."

Tang Zhenglong pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "I don't have one."

Someone took out his mobile phone, and there were pictures and the truth.

"Look, someone caught it."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it and said with a smile, "I mean once."

"once?"

"That's right, I mean I won the Champions League once."

DUANG! ! !

"Tang Zhenglong, we don't study much, don't lie to me, raising the middle finger in China is also a curse, right?"

"How many times do I have to say it, I'm not giving the middle finger, I'm telling the Atlético fans that I won the Champions League once and they have nothing."

"Then you can raise your index finger."

Tang Zhenglong smiled slightly.

"The way you hold up your index finger is very girly."

"Very girly?"

"can you?"

"If you don't believe me, the men present will follow me and raise their index fingers."

Everyone did it, but it felt weird.

It's not that it's a mother, it's just weird.

The girl at the scene had a black face, what is this for?
"Well, I think you all know what I mean by now?"

……

……

"But you can't give the middle finger to the fans."

"Believe it or not, I'm giving you the middle finger right now?"

"come!"

"You think I dare not?"

"Come on, give me a middle finger, do you dare?"

"Yes, do you dare?" Everyone at the scene challenged.

Tang Zhenglong raised his right hand, only to see his middle finger raised high.

……

Everyone is stunned, what is this?
"This...is...yeah?"

It turned out that Tang Zhenglong raised his index finger when he raised his middle finger, making a YA comparison.

"See!! I raised my middle finger."

……

"I mean you put up your middle finger alone."

"Yup!!"

This is nonsense.

"Did you see it? What's the matter? Are you dissatisfied?"

The reporters put on a dark face and secretly changed their concepts. We only obey Tang Zhenglong!

*****
Atlético de Madrid coach Flores reminded his players to keep an eye on Aguero. He was afraid that Tang Zhenglong and Aguero would fight in the tunnel.

"Kun, calm down."

"Calm what?"

"We know that your heart is very painful. If it were us, your wife was robbed, and you would have gone crazy. You have done a good job."

Aguero was wailing inwardly.

"My God, is this consolation? Why do I feel like it's rubbing salt in my wounds."

"I don't need your reminders. I'm a professional player and I know what to do."

At this time Tang Zhenglong came.

Atletico Madrid's Maxi walked over, and his attitude towards Tang Zhenglong was very unfriendly.

"Bastard, how could you do such a shameless thing."

I'll go for it.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "That's all done by the old horse, and it has something to do with me."

"Shameless things, the third party is the most disgusting creature."

Atletico Madrid cast malicious glances over there.

A trace of disdain appeared on the corner of Tang Zhenglong's mouth.

"Do you know what a third party is? In the emotional world, the one who is not loved is the third party."

Rumble.

Everyone was shocked, including Real Madrid players.

Why such a scumbag sounds quite reasonable.

"In the world of love, the third person is the one who is not loved." Simao repeated it thoughtfully.

"Why are you repeating what that bastard said?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Because this sentence makes sense."

"There's a reason for that!!"

Tang Zhenglong shrugged.

"Is it my fault that Giannina likes me?"

"No, it's my mother's fault."

Maxi didn't understand, what's your mother's business?

"Who told my mother to make me so handsome." Tang Zhenglong patted his face, "Who told me that this face is so attractive to girls."

puff.

Marcelo laughed unkindly.

Aguero clenched his fists, "Maxi, can you stop talking and come back."

"No, I want to help you out."

Aguero thought to himself: "Help me out? Are you helping me? The more you help, the more busy you are."

"Thank you, but I don't need it. This is a football field. We are professional players. Please respect our profession."

on the field.

The two sides shook hands before the match.

Real Madrid players shook hands with Aguero as if they were attending a memorial service.

Only then did Aguero realize that it was such a sad thing to be sympathized with.

"Sorry!"

Aguero really wanted to rub Marcelo's curly hair on the ground.

"Don't be sad, find another one."

"..."

It was Tang Zhenglong's turn, and the cameraman at the scene followed like a melon-eating crowd, focusing on Aguero and Tang Zhenglong.

"Will they shake hands?" is the question of the world.

"Sergio, I think we'd better put on a show."

"I won't shake hands with a pig."

"But it's not pretty, the whole world is watching!"

In the end, Aguero still shook it. The scene was super embarrassing, and Tang Zhenglong smiled at the camera.

******
Off the court, Flores and Pellegrini also shook hands, but it was very stiff. For Pellegrini, this was second only to the game against Barcelona.

The meaning of the derby has gone beyond a game, but has risen to the expectations of the whole city.

The winning side can be happy for half the season until the next derby, while the fans of the losing side will feel ashamed.

The two sides took their positions, and the Calderon Stadium erupted with thunderous shouts, mostly scolding Real Madrid.

At this moment, there was a ding.

Task: Kiss a visiting female fan after scoring a goal.

Reward: Stamina Potion (use it in the last 10 minutes to restore stamina to [-]%).

Punishment: The same tragic experience as Aguero (sympathized by the whole world).

"..."

"really!!"

Tang Zhenglong already knows the urgency of the system, and the tasks assigned are all related to reality. For example, when he meets Drogba, he is the African Andy Lau. How could he let Aguero go this time?

(End of this chapter)