big mouth ball king

Chapter 724 Disgusting people are a tactic

At the end of the first half, Ibrahimovic stretched his waist and prepared to go back to the locker room.

At this time the head coach stopped him.

"Zlatan, you don't have to go back to the locker room, warm up at halftime and get ready for the second half."

Ibrahimovic was stunned for a moment, then happy.

"Okay, boss."

Tang Zhenglong saw that Ibrahimovic did not go back to the locker room, and he didn't want to go back, so he said to Pellegrini: "Boss, I want to continue warming up during the intermission."

"are not you tired?"

As soon as the words fell, Pellegrini himself started to laugh. Tang Zhenglong's running distance was the shortest in the team. How could he be tired?
"Okay, but don't make trouble."

"..."

*****
Ibrahimovic asked the substitute goalkeeper to train with himself.

With a burst shot, the ball crashed into the net.

"pretty!!"

Ibrahimovic is the kind with its own sound effects.

"How can I be so handsome? I'm really 24K pure handsome."

At this time, a ball flew from behind, which was more angled and faster than the one shot by Ibrahimovic just now.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that this is a provocation.

Ibrahimovic turned his head, it really was Tang Zhenglong.

"Aren't you going back to the locker room at halftime?"

"How? Isn't it surprising? Why doesn't a main force go back to the locker room?"

Ibrahimovic's face darkened.

I remember there was a hot topic on the Internet - how can one sentence irritate others, if this event can enter the Olympic Games, then Tang Zhenglong will definitely be the gold medal among the gold medals.

"What substitute, the main force... In my heart, the whole team is the main force, but the division of labor is different."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Tang Zhenglong laughed hard.

"Zlatan, I'll call you Zia Q from now on."

"Who is Ah Q?"

"A man like you."

Ibrahimovic knew that this guy might be teasing himself as a substitute.

"Tang Zhenglong, have you ever played as a substitute? Or, among football players all over the world, who has never played as a substitute?"

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong said - no.

"Bah!! You think I don't know about the things in Cologne."

sweat!
"Okay, don't disturb my warm-up, I have to abuse you in the second half."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Zlatan, I don't think you need to warm up, anyway, you won't be able to play in the second half."

"..."

"Get lost! Tang Zhenglong!"

Tang Zhenglong turned and left. At this moment, he flicked his heels back, and the ball flew towards the goal as if it had eyes.

The Barcelona fans at the scene were all stunned, this feeling of the ball is really against the sky! !

"It would be great if we bought Tang Zhenglong instead of Ibrahimovic." Someone whispered.

Ibrahimovic was about to go crazy and kicked up.

"Ah, who spanked my ass."

"This time it's football, next time I'll just kick your ass."

"..."

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At the beginning of the second half, Tang Zhenglong became even more aggressive towards Harvey.

"Do you have a daughter? I'm actually quite young, and I don't mind hanging out with younger girls."

"Or you have a sister."

When Harvey caught the ball, Tang Zhenglong was all in his mind.

Many years later, when Harvey came to China, he saw a movie called "A Chinese Journey to the West", and suddenly became famous.

"I've seen this person before, Tang Zhenglong!"

Xavi's passing was obviously affected.

Guardiola has nothing to do. After all, according to the current football rules, disgusting people are not considered fouls.

Guardiola glanced at Pellegrini.

"You let Tang Zhenglong disgust my players so much, do you have any shame?"

Pellegrini shrugged and said I don't know what you're talking about.

"It turns out that disgusting people are also a tactic." Pellegrini secretly laughed in his heart.

But soon, Harvey thought of a countermeasure, and he put on earplugs.

"..."

"Don't be so desperate." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"Hey, little man, can you really not hear what I'm saying?"

"Hey, short winter melon."

Tang Zhenglong was helpless.

Barcelona's pass control football has returned to [-]% of the level, and the midfield pass control has become silky again.

*****
"Run for me." Pellegrini yelled at the court.

In the face of Barcelona's passing control, Real Madrid can only run harder to deal with it for the time being, and it seems to be useful to make up for one's weakness with hard work.

but……

Fitness is an issue.

The corner of Guardiola's mouth rose.

"You will die if you run like this, haha!"

Sure enough, Guti fell to the ground with leg cramps.

It can't go on like this, Tang Zhenglong suddenly thought of the physical potion.

"System, I have an idea."

"Tell me."

"Can I give my stamina potions to my teammates?"

Faced with Tang Zhenglong's brain opening, the system froze.

"Why are you so stunned!!"

"A bottle of stamina potion? 11 people drink?"

"Of course not, just a few people in the back line."

Tang Zhenglong's idea was to share a little with each person, mix it with water, and drink it without anyone noticing it.

"Master, I can only say that you are too creative."

"Hahaha."

"But I don't guarantee it will work!!"

"..."

"It's okay, I still have the spiritual victory method."

*****
Guti received simple treatment from the team doctor, and his teammates also ran over to see if he was all right.

At this time Tang Zhenglong handed over a bottle of water.

Guti took a sip.

puff!
spit it out.

"What is this?"

Tang Zhenglong added some physical potions and mustard powder to the water.

"traditional Chinese medicine!!"

traditional Chinese medicine?

Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and many people know this.

"I passed it down from my ancestors, and that's the secret of how I can run so well."

"Just by drinking this?"

"Your grandfather is a Chinese medicine doctor?"

Marcelo Khan said: "Did we get the point wrong? The reason why Tang Zhenglong can run so well is because he is lazy and rests while racing."

puff!
Hahaha.

Too! !
It's Nima! !

Tang Zhenglong's face was dark, but Guti took a few more sips.

"Don't tell me, I feel better."

Peipei smiled, "Then I'll try it too, maybe the things from China are really magical."

Several people felt really refreshed after drinking a little water.

"Damn, it seems to be really effective. Tang Zhenglong, you can do it. If this is mass-produced, you can beat Gatorade in minutes, and you will be a rich man."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.

"Mass production? You think too much."

******
Guardiola looked at it and felt that something was wrong. Just now the Real Madrid players couldn't run anymore. Why did they suddenly come back to life again?
"It's not scientific!"

Tang Zhenglong came over.

"Tang, have you taken your medicine?"

"how do you know?"

Guardiola's eyes lit up, could it be... He thought of the darkest possibility, that is, the whole Real Madrid team took medicine.

If this is the case, it is not a question of winning or losing the national derby, but of Real Madrid's ruin.

"Don, I know you are definitely innocent, and you are not to blame for this matter."

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I did this."

"..."

"Want to know what the name of the medicine is?"

Guardiola nodded.

"Gatorade!"

(End of this chapter)