big mouth ball king

Chapter 726 This is Worship
GOOOOOOAL! !
The Nou Camp was dumbfounded, this is a lore.

Real Madrid are celebrating.

The Barcelona fans who were relieved realized that in this situation, should we boo them?
Booooooooooo! !
Huge hisses sounded.

But at this moment, in Real Madrid's view, boos are praises.

Tang Zhenglong folded his arms around his chest, posing in a pose similar to Cantona.

Teammates rushed over.

"Don't touch me, if you want to thank me, then kneel down."

"..."

Guti chuckled, "What are you still doing, beat him up."

"Ah, help!!"

"Mess up his hairstyle."

"Don't, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messed up."

"Take off his pants."

"No, women in Barcelona won't be able to stand it."

"Hahaha."

After celebrating here, Ibrahimovic also stood up there.

"What's wrong with me? Why do my legs suddenly become weak? Could it be that I'm sick?"

At this time Tang Zhenglong leaned over.

"Zlatan, thank me quickly."

"Thank you? Why?"

"Because I basically ended your Barcelona career just now, you can go back to Milan during the winter break."

"..."

Ibrahimovic Khan died, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

"Hehe, isn't it normal to occasionally fall down?"

"Is it normal? Look at the face of your head coach."

Ibrahimovic turned his head and saw that "I want to kill" seemed to be written on Guashuai's face.

"Why is there nothing good when you meet Tang Zhenglong?" Ibrahimovic remembers that this kind of bad luck can be traced back to the World Cup in Germany.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are a witch, you are a bug, you are..."

"Zlatan, you are a soft-legged shrimp."

puff.

"When you see me, you will automatically soften."

puff.

Ibrahimovic vomited three liters of blood.

The final score was fixed at 3 to 2, and Real Madrid won.

After the game, Pellegrini knelt on the lawn. The goal was too thrilling, or he was very surprised.

The last two goals had a certain element of luck.

"Very lucky, thank God for blessing."

******
In the mixed interview area, angry Barcelona reporters questioned Ibrahimovic.

"Zlatan, did you take money from Real Madrid?"

Ibrahimovic said angrily: "The club can check my account. If I charge a penny, then I should go to jail."

"But it didn't rain today. With this lawn condition, I won't fall even if I wear leather shoes."

After finishing speaking, the elder brother of the reporter ran to the lawn in person.

"did you see that."

"And what amazes me most is, why don't you get up right away?"

Ibrahimovic can never say that my feet are weak.

"This is the self-protection of football players. After falling, it is likely that the muscle is strained. I must confirm that I am fine before I can get up."

This explanation is also reasonable.

But the angry Barcelona reporter didn't buy it.

"Zlatan, if you don't tell the truth, then let's ask Tang Zhenglong."

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded.

"Ask Tang Zhenglong?"

"That's right, you are the same agent, he probably knows something inside, and he has a big mouth."

"I warn you, if you and Tang Zhenglong dare to talk nonsense, then I will sue you to death."

Soon the group of reporters surrounded Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, what do you think of Ibrahimovic's diving? Did he take advantage of Real Madrid?"

Tang Zhenglong chuckled.

"it's out of the question."

"why?"

"Think about it, if we want to buy people from Barcelona, ​​then we must buy people like Messi, Xavi, and Henry. Who will buy Ibrahimovic? He is a substitute."

puff.

Ibrahimovic watched the live broadcast in the locker room and went into shock.

The Barcelona reporter thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

"Then... look at the lawn today."

It was the same dramatist reporter just now who ran around the lawn again.

"Is it possible for a professional player to fall with this turf condition?"

Tang Zhenglong laughed.

"Who told you Ibrahimovic fell down?"

"..."

The reporters were stunned. Isn't this kind of situation called a fall in China?
I only heard Tang Zhenglong say: "That's called worship!!"

DUANG! !
All reporters are dumbfounded.

"Worship?"

"That's right, I happened to appear in front of Zlatan at the time, and he saw it, wow, superstar."

"Excuse me, will your legs soften when you see the Spanish love song prince Enrique?"

A female reporter who looked like a little girl nodded.

"The answer is correct. Ibrahimovic just saw me, so his legs became weak. This is the halo of a superstar."

******
In the locker room, Ibrahimovic just woke up, but after seeing this passage, he passed out again.

The team doctor was puzzled.

"What's the matter?"

"Hypoglycemia?"

"Go get a Coke."

Soon Ibrahimovic woke up, watched TV, and left a sentence, "Don't save me, let me die."

Then passed out again.

*****
"You mean Ibrahimovic saw your legs go weak?"

"No! I saw my superstar halo and weak legs. In fact, I am an ordinary person after taking off this Real Madrid jersey."

"..."

This is so bullshit that the reporters can't take it anymore.

But Barcelona reporters want to make things happen, the bigger the better.

So someone continued to ask.

"Don, what do you think of Barcelona's loss?"

"This is normal!"

In the locker room, Guardiola was about to explode. This guy Tang Zhenglong was talking a lot, criticizing his passing and controlling football.

"Barcelona pays too much attention to ball possession, not shooting. I want to ask everyone, football games are not about ball possession. Even if the opponent has 100% possession of the ball, but they don't score goals, what's the use?"

Someone couldn't help but nodded.

"It seems quite reasonable."

"It makes sense!!" Gua Shuai yelled at the TV.

"Cruyff is playing with the ball, you know a P!!"

The team doctor immediately came over to persuade the boss.

"Boss, calm down, one of us has already been killed, you can't have an accident."

"..."

A reporter asked back.

"You mean possession of the ball is useless?"

"No, possession is useful, what is useless is possession like Barcelona, ​​they are too obsessed with possession."

In the Barcelona locker room.

Alves yelled, "Let go of me, I'm going out to fight him."

"Calm down, calm down, one of us has already been killed."

The team doctor pointed to Ibrahimovic lying on the ground.

At this time, Messi turned off the TV, "Don't watch it, we lost, go back and sum up, the rest is not important."

Everyone also calmed down.

At this time someone asked, "What about Ibrahimovic? Should I be sent to the hospital?"

"Zlatan's last words before he passed out were to leave him alone," said the team doctor.

"Okay then, let's bow to Zlatan."

******
Madrid, in Florentino's mansion.

Fermina put her arms around her grandfather and acted like a baby.

"Grandpa, Tang Zhenglong has done meritorious service this time, shall we invite him to our house for dinner?"

"Of course, he is a great contributor to the victory over Barcelona, ​​and this matter is entrusted to you."

A smirk appeared on the corner of Fermina's mouth.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are here this time, you can't leave!"

(End of this chapter)