big mouth ball king
Chapter 772 Skills Have Side Effects
Chapter 772 Skills Have Side Effects
The only defensive technique that Tang Zhenglong knows is the trick of "following the strange sorghum", which is to follow secretly, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, and breaking the ball.
This trick is okay for some players of average level, but it is basically useless for players of Messi's level.
"No, there is no chance at all."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea, I can buy skill cards.
"System, I want to buy a defensive skill card."
Choose to choose.
Tang Zhenglong saw Cannavaro's god-level defense, but he didn't know how effective it was, and it was a bit expensive, costing 2000 points, and it only lasted 10 minutes.
In other words, successfully defend Messi 10 times within 3 minutes?
It seems time is a bit tight.
"Master, I also want to remind you that this skill has side effects."
"What side effects?"
"..."
"Cannavaro is 1 meters."
Tang Zhenglong's heart skipped a beat, "Could it be possible that I will become 1 meters too?"
"Yes, as we all know, Cannavaro's defensive skills are unique to short players, so if the height does not match, the effect will not come out."
Tang Zhenglong was taken aback for a while.
1 meter 75?
If it is lower than 1 meters, then I will not be tall and mighty, and I will not be handsome.
Woo woo woo.
"Master, you're not tall, are you okay?"
"Fuck you, 1 meters is the threshold, the boundary between handsome guys and ordinary people, below 8 meters is not majestic."
The system sweats to death.
"Then do you want it?"
Tang Zhenglong had an idea again.
"Do you have Stam's skills?"
"Why Stam?"
"Because he is over 1 meters."
"..."
"No, and the height is something that is more refundable than less compensation."
"Nimma, that is, if you exceed 1 meters, you don't need to make up? If you are less than 8 meters, let me lose it?"
"That's right!!"
"..."
"Then exchange it!!"
"okay."
******
Ronaldo stared at Tang Zhenglong, making Tang Zhenglong feel uncomfortable.
"Could it be that this guy sees that I'm five centimeters shorter?"
"What are you looking at? I haven't seen a handsome guy."
"..."
"Why do I feel that something is wrong with you?"
"..."
"Damn! So obvious?"
"woo woo woo woo."
"I see, you look like a pervert following Messi."
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, luckily I haven't noticed that I've become shorter, but my majesty is still there."
At this moment Marcelo ran over.
"Hey, Don, why do I think you seem to be shorter?"
"..."
"Maybe you have cataracts. You have time to look at your brain, do a gastroscopy, and check your intestines."
puff.
Ronaldo laughed.
With a dark face, Marcelo said to himself: "It's getting shorter, could it be my illusion?"
*****
"System, why is there no effect? I still only follow this move."
"Master, you have to intercept it head-on."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong ran back to the position of the midfielder, and Guti looked at it, "Tang, what are you doing back? This is my position."
"The head coach asked me to help you defend Messi."
"What did the boss say?"
"Yes, if you don't believe me, ask."
Guti looked at the sidelines, and Pellegrini pointed to Tang Zhenglong, meaning to tell Tang Zhenglong to get out.
But Guti misunderstood it and asked him to cooperate with Tang Zhenglong.
"Really!!"
"Okay, you take the first shot, and I will fill up behind you."
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Remember, don't be so rough, it's easy to get cards."
Guti reckoned that Tang Zhenglong's role could only be to disgust Messi and make him worry a little more when passing others. The real defense can only be done by himself.
Messi runs forward with the ball.
"Don, remember, you don't need to stop the ball, just don't foul."
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and showed a confident smile.
"What is this guy laughing at?"
"Also...why do I think this guy is a little short?"
Messi's left shoulder sank, and then he adjusted the ball to his right foot, and then began to accelerate infinitely. If you compare a player to a sports car, then Messi is Ferrari's gear change.
At the moment when Messi was completely superior, Tang Zhenglong suddenly stretched out his foot to block the ball, and the whole process was accurate.
Guardiola looked silly.
The Barcelona players looked dumbfounded.
Real Madrid players looked silly.
Guti was even more dumbfounded. He was the closest and saw the whole process clearly. Tang Zhenglong's block interception was too accurate, he can be called a master.
"Damn, Tang, so your defensive ability is so strong?"
Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and laughed, "It's not bad, it's the top three in the world."
puff.
Pepe and Ramos also ran over.
"Tang, the kick just now was fine, the kick was so accurate, it's a pity not to play as a defender."
Peipei laughed and said, "Tang Zhenglong is so short, he won't be tortured to death playing a guard."
"Bah! You are short, I am a little Asian giant."
At this time, Tang Zhenglong felt someone behind him, turned around and looked, "Marcelo, what are you doing?"
Marcelo is comparing his height with Tang Zhenglong. He is 1 meters. It stands to reason that Tang Zhenglong is much taller than him.
In fact, short people are more sensitive to height, which is why Marcelo is very keen to feel that Tang Zhenglong has become shorter.
"Don, you've really gotten shorter. You used to be much taller than me."
puff.
"That's because... I cut my hair."
"Does hair count as height?"
"Nonsense, isn't hair part of the body?"
"In short, can you forget about my height and pay more attention to my skills? My skills are so superb, this is the most important thing."
*****
"So fast, he was so fast just now, is it a coincidence?"
Messi has passed more defenders than Luo Zhixiang's girlfriends. He knows too much about defenders' defense.
Tang Zhenglong's defensive action just now was too fast, so fast that it was outrageous.
"It must be a coincidence."
Messi is ready to do it again.
Guti also wanted to see if Tang Zhenglong just got lucky.
"Don, be careful."
"Stop talking nonsense, what should you do, why go, don't delay the defense of the world's third defender."
Guti Khan.
"Now I understand Ronaldo's mood. Cooperating with this guy can drive people crazy!"
Messi rushed to Tang Zhenglong.
"Come on, hahaha, look at my super defense."
At this moment, Ibrahimovic shouted, "Leo, pass the ball."
Messi looked up, he is not a selfish person, the interests of the team are more important, so he passed the ball.
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Pass the ball? System, how does this count?"
"Of course your defense failed."
"It depends on me too?"
Messi's pass had serious consequences, because Real Madrid's defensive attention was all on Messi's side, and the defense against Ibrahimovic was basically zero.
After all, Ibrahimovic is basically equivalent to being abandoned by Guardiola.
Many people forget that Ibrahimovic is actually very strong. Ibrahimovic broke into the penalty area with the ball, and he vented all his anger on the ball.
With a kick sticking to the ground, the ball was drawn heavily towards the far corner of the goal.
This kind of ball, Casey can only look at the ball and sigh.
(End of this chapter)
The only defensive technique that Tang Zhenglong knows is the trick of "following the strange sorghum", which is to follow secretly, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, and breaking the ball.
This trick is okay for some players of average level, but it is basically useless for players of Messi's level.
"No, there is no chance at all."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea, I can buy skill cards.
"System, I want to buy a defensive skill card."
Choose to choose.
Tang Zhenglong saw Cannavaro's god-level defense, but he didn't know how effective it was, and it was a bit expensive, costing 2000 points, and it only lasted 10 minutes.
In other words, successfully defend Messi 10 times within 3 minutes?
It seems time is a bit tight.
"Master, I also want to remind you that this skill has side effects."
"What side effects?"
"..."
"Cannavaro is 1 meters."
Tang Zhenglong's heart skipped a beat, "Could it be possible that I will become 1 meters too?"
"Yes, as we all know, Cannavaro's defensive skills are unique to short players, so if the height does not match, the effect will not come out."
Tang Zhenglong was taken aback for a while.
1 meter 75?
If it is lower than 1 meters, then I will not be tall and mighty, and I will not be handsome.
Woo woo woo.
"Master, you're not tall, are you okay?"
"Fuck you, 1 meters is the threshold, the boundary between handsome guys and ordinary people, below 8 meters is not majestic."
The system sweats to death.
"Then do you want it?"
Tang Zhenglong had an idea again.
"Do you have Stam's skills?"
"Why Stam?"
"Because he is over 1 meters."
"..."
"No, and the height is something that is more refundable than less compensation."
"Nimma, that is, if you exceed 1 meters, you don't need to make up? If you are less than 8 meters, let me lose it?"
"That's right!!"
"..."
"Then exchange it!!"
"okay."
******
Ronaldo stared at Tang Zhenglong, making Tang Zhenglong feel uncomfortable.
"Could it be that this guy sees that I'm five centimeters shorter?"
"What are you looking at? I haven't seen a handsome guy."
"..."
"Why do I feel that something is wrong with you?"
"..."
"Damn! So obvious?"
"woo woo woo woo."
"I see, you look like a pervert following Messi."
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, luckily I haven't noticed that I've become shorter, but my majesty is still there."
At this moment Marcelo ran over.
"Hey, Don, why do I think you seem to be shorter?"
"..."
"Maybe you have cataracts. You have time to look at your brain, do a gastroscopy, and check your intestines."
puff.
Ronaldo laughed.
With a dark face, Marcelo said to himself: "It's getting shorter, could it be my illusion?"
*****
"System, why is there no effect? I still only follow this move."
"Master, you have to intercept it head-on."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong ran back to the position of the midfielder, and Guti looked at it, "Tang, what are you doing back? This is my position."
"The head coach asked me to help you defend Messi."
"What did the boss say?"
"Yes, if you don't believe me, ask."
Guti looked at the sidelines, and Pellegrini pointed to Tang Zhenglong, meaning to tell Tang Zhenglong to get out.
But Guti misunderstood it and asked him to cooperate with Tang Zhenglong.
"Really!!"
"Okay, you take the first shot, and I will fill up behind you."
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Remember, don't be so rough, it's easy to get cards."
Guti reckoned that Tang Zhenglong's role could only be to disgust Messi and make him worry a little more when passing others. The real defense can only be done by himself.
Messi runs forward with the ball.
"Don, remember, you don't need to stop the ball, just don't foul."
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and showed a confident smile.
"What is this guy laughing at?"
"Also...why do I think this guy is a little short?"
Messi's left shoulder sank, and then he adjusted the ball to his right foot, and then began to accelerate infinitely. If you compare a player to a sports car, then Messi is Ferrari's gear change.
At the moment when Messi was completely superior, Tang Zhenglong suddenly stretched out his foot to block the ball, and the whole process was accurate.
Guardiola looked silly.
The Barcelona players looked dumbfounded.
Real Madrid players looked silly.
Guti was even more dumbfounded. He was the closest and saw the whole process clearly. Tang Zhenglong's block interception was too accurate, he can be called a master.
"Damn, Tang, so your defensive ability is so strong?"
Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and laughed, "It's not bad, it's the top three in the world."
puff.
Pepe and Ramos also ran over.
"Tang, the kick just now was fine, the kick was so accurate, it's a pity not to play as a defender."
Peipei laughed and said, "Tang Zhenglong is so short, he won't be tortured to death playing a guard."
"Bah! You are short, I am a little Asian giant."
At this time, Tang Zhenglong felt someone behind him, turned around and looked, "Marcelo, what are you doing?"
Marcelo is comparing his height with Tang Zhenglong. He is 1 meters. It stands to reason that Tang Zhenglong is much taller than him.
In fact, short people are more sensitive to height, which is why Marcelo is very keen to feel that Tang Zhenglong has become shorter.
"Don, you've really gotten shorter. You used to be much taller than me."
puff.
"That's because... I cut my hair."
"Does hair count as height?"
"Nonsense, isn't hair part of the body?"
"In short, can you forget about my height and pay more attention to my skills? My skills are so superb, this is the most important thing."
*****
"So fast, he was so fast just now, is it a coincidence?"
Messi has passed more defenders than Luo Zhixiang's girlfriends. He knows too much about defenders' defense.
Tang Zhenglong's defensive action just now was too fast, so fast that it was outrageous.
"It must be a coincidence."
Messi is ready to do it again.
Guti also wanted to see if Tang Zhenglong just got lucky.
"Don, be careful."
"Stop talking nonsense, what should you do, why go, don't delay the defense of the world's third defender."
Guti Khan.
"Now I understand Ronaldo's mood. Cooperating with this guy can drive people crazy!"
Messi rushed to Tang Zhenglong.
"Come on, hahaha, look at my super defense."
At this moment, Ibrahimovic shouted, "Leo, pass the ball."
Messi looked up, he is not a selfish person, the interests of the team are more important, so he passed the ball.
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Pass the ball? System, how does this count?"
"Of course your defense failed."
"It depends on me too?"
Messi's pass had serious consequences, because Real Madrid's defensive attention was all on Messi's side, and the defense against Ibrahimovic was basically zero.
After all, Ibrahimovic is basically equivalent to being abandoned by Guardiola.
Many people forget that Ibrahimovic is actually very strong. Ibrahimovic broke into the penalty area with the ball, and he vented all his anger on the ball.
With a kick sticking to the ground, the ball was drawn heavily towards the far corner of the goal.
This kind of ball, Casey can only look at the ball and sigh.
(End of this chapter)
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