big mouth ball king
Chapter 776
Chapter 776
There is no law that says that underwear cannot be put on the head, but... normal people don't do it.
"Take off the shin guards, this is the national derby, can you show some face?"
"Referee, Barcelona players want to beat me, they must defend themselves."
"..."
The referee patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "With me here, no one would dare to beat you. Be obedient, go and take off the shin guards on your body."
"Really?"
"I promise."
"OK then."
At the beginning of the second half, the pace of the game was not so fast. 1-1 was temporarily acceptable for both sides.
The ball reached Messi's feet, and the Argentine dribbled the ball past the midfield with ease and gave Xavi a kick.
Barcelona's brain takes the ball, which is a signal to speed up.
Sure enough, Harvey went straight to Seib.
Xavi and Iniesta are the kind of midfield masters who can send the ball through.
Just when the ball was about to reach Ibrahimovic's feet, someone suddenly kicked across.
Ramos! !
In the most critical position, make the most critical card position.
Guardiola had to give a thumbs up. If Ramos didn't touch the ball, then Ibrahimovic could face Cassie directly.
Soon, Real Madrid also attacked in front of the penalty area. Alonso had no chance to pass the ball at this point, so he took a long shot by himself.
Tang Zhenglong ran over, "Brother Long, pass it on to me."
"You were stared at to death just now."
"It's okay, I can flop."
"..."
"And I could roll into the box and maybe a penalty."
Alonso is sweating to death, why is this guy still confident in saying such a thing?
"Brother Long, remember to pass it to me next time."
A few minutes later, Alonso came to the penalty area again with the ball. Barcelona was still the same, staring at Tang Zhenglong, Ronaldo, and Benzema. Without a pass point, Alonso was useless and could only shoot from a distance.
Alonso looked at it, and the situation was similar to before, what should we do?
"How about... watching Tang Zhenglong's performance?"
Alonso pushed the ball flat, and the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet. Before Keita stretched his legs, Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground, and then rolled and rolled into the penalty area.
"Penalty!!"
The referee came running.
Keita was in a hurry: "Referee, he rolled into the penalty area, and the place of the foul was outside the penalty area."
"Oh no, I didn't foul at all."
Keita was confused by Tang Zhenglong.
"I didn't touch him at all."
"But you yourself said that the place of the foul was outside the penalty area."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong got up.
"Referee, this is a penalty."
"No, you rolled into the restricted area."
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression, "It may be too painful, I don't even remember."
Keita was going crazy.
"I didn't touch you at all."
Free kick.
Tang Zhenglong squeezed into the crowd, this time Barcelona learned a lesson, three people double-teamed Tang Zhenglong, in addition to the two people on the left and right, another one was arranged behind Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, what shall we do with you this time?"
"..."
Also, there is another Barcelona lying behind the wall.
"Thank you, Tang, for contributing to the development of football tactics. In the future, lying behind the wall will probably be standard equipment."
puff.
As a result, Tang Zhenglong had nothing to do, and Ronaldo's elevator ball was also high.
*****
"what!!"
Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground.
Keita took a look, "Nimma, come again!!"
But this time he has experience.
"Referee, first, he rolled into the penalty area, second, I didn't touch him, he flopped."
After speaking, Keita was full of confidence.
The referee was taken aback, "This... I know."
"you know?"
"So I didn't blow the whistle."
No whistle?
That means the game is still on.
Tang Zhenglong, who rolled into the penalty area, stood up with a whoosh. At the same time, Alonso passed the ball through.
With a burst shot, Valdes didn't respond.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! !
******
"What's the matter with you? The referee didn't blow the whistle, so go and say something." Guardiola was furious.
"Woooooh, boss, I'm an African kid, I'm too simple, I've never met such a bad person since I was a child."
"It's not an excuse."
Guardiola thought, "Can't we just buy an Asian defender in order to defend Tang Zhenglong?"
"In short, one, don't care what he said to you, two, don't care what he did, and three, listen to the referee's whistle."
"I see, boss."
*****
"Brother Long, how are you doing?" Tang Zhenglong smiled happily.
Alonso has also seen it for a long time. There are almost a few tricks to break the dense defense. One is a long shot, the second is a long pass, and the third is a free kick and a corner kick.
And what Tang Zhenglong relied on to break through the dense defense--flopping?
"Actually, I think I can be as famous as people like Michels and Cruyff. They are the creators of football tactics."
"In the future, I will consider publishing a book, and I will ask Tang Zhenglong to teach you how to play football."
"Don, then I must leave the football circle immediately."
……
Guardiola called Messi.
"So do we."
"How?" Messi asked.
"Just like Tang Zhenglong, when the opponent approaches you, you will fall to the ground and roll into the restricted area."
Messi Khan died.
"Boss, I can't act."
"Learn!!"
Messi was very polite, but he also said firmly: "Boss, I really can't."
Guardiola had no choice but to call Busquets.
"When you do this..."
"Ok?"
Busquets nodded.
"Boss, it's fine."
"That's good."
Busquets' acting skills are also very good, second only to Tang Zhenglong.
Soon, his opportunity to perform came. In front of the penalty area, Guti stretched his legs and swept it, only touching Busquets lightly, but the latter turned around halfway in the air like an electric shock, and then fell into the penalty area.
Professor Bu didn't call for nothing, the whole process was done in one go, and even the lineman didn't see any flaws.
"Penalty."
The referee points to the penalty spot.
"Penalty."
Real Madrid players quit, this is a flop.
Ramos, Guti, Ronaldo and Tang Zhenglong all surrounded him.
"It's a flop."
Guti used his own personality to guarantee, "Referee, I really didn't touch him, I swear to the team emblem."
The referee refused to listen.
Tang Zhenglong contended: "Referee, I assure you as a diving expert, this is really a diving."
"..."
Everyone looked at Tang Zhenglong.
The referee gave Tang Zhenglong a verbal warning.
penalty!
Messi stood in front of the ball, facing Cassie, Messi hit a dead corner, the moment the ball went into the goal, the Bernabéu booed loudly.
"Diving."
"Black whistle."
Busquets and Guardiola smiled at each other.
Here Tang Zhenglong applied to Pellegrini, "Boss, I went to defend Busquets and flopped in front of me, which insulted my profession."
(End of this chapter)
There is no law that says that underwear cannot be put on the head, but... normal people don't do it.
"Take off the shin guards, this is the national derby, can you show some face?"
"Referee, Barcelona players want to beat me, they must defend themselves."
"..."
The referee patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "With me here, no one would dare to beat you. Be obedient, go and take off the shin guards on your body."
"Really?"
"I promise."
"OK then."
At the beginning of the second half, the pace of the game was not so fast. 1-1 was temporarily acceptable for both sides.
The ball reached Messi's feet, and the Argentine dribbled the ball past the midfield with ease and gave Xavi a kick.
Barcelona's brain takes the ball, which is a signal to speed up.
Sure enough, Harvey went straight to Seib.
Xavi and Iniesta are the kind of midfield masters who can send the ball through.
Just when the ball was about to reach Ibrahimovic's feet, someone suddenly kicked across.
Ramos! !
In the most critical position, make the most critical card position.
Guardiola had to give a thumbs up. If Ramos didn't touch the ball, then Ibrahimovic could face Cassie directly.
Soon, Real Madrid also attacked in front of the penalty area. Alonso had no chance to pass the ball at this point, so he took a long shot by himself.
Tang Zhenglong ran over, "Brother Long, pass it on to me."
"You were stared at to death just now."
"It's okay, I can flop."
"..."
"And I could roll into the box and maybe a penalty."
Alonso is sweating to death, why is this guy still confident in saying such a thing?
"Brother Long, remember to pass it to me next time."
A few minutes later, Alonso came to the penalty area again with the ball. Barcelona was still the same, staring at Tang Zhenglong, Ronaldo, and Benzema. Without a pass point, Alonso was useless and could only shoot from a distance.
Alonso looked at it, and the situation was similar to before, what should we do?
"How about... watching Tang Zhenglong's performance?"
Alonso pushed the ball flat, and the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet. Before Keita stretched his legs, Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground, and then rolled and rolled into the penalty area.
"Penalty!!"
The referee came running.
Keita was in a hurry: "Referee, he rolled into the penalty area, and the place of the foul was outside the penalty area."
"Oh no, I didn't foul at all."
Keita was confused by Tang Zhenglong.
"I didn't touch him at all."
"But you yourself said that the place of the foul was outside the penalty area."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong got up.
"Referee, this is a penalty."
"No, you rolled into the restricted area."
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression, "It may be too painful, I don't even remember."
Keita was going crazy.
"I didn't touch you at all."
Free kick.
Tang Zhenglong squeezed into the crowd, this time Barcelona learned a lesson, three people double-teamed Tang Zhenglong, in addition to the two people on the left and right, another one was arranged behind Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, what shall we do with you this time?"
"..."
Also, there is another Barcelona lying behind the wall.
"Thank you, Tang, for contributing to the development of football tactics. In the future, lying behind the wall will probably be standard equipment."
puff.
As a result, Tang Zhenglong had nothing to do, and Ronaldo's elevator ball was also high.
*****
"what!!"
Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground.
Keita took a look, "Nimma, come again!!"
But this time he has experience.
"Referee, first, he rolled into the penalty area, second, I didn't touch him, he flopped."
After speaking, Keita was full of confidence.
The referee was taken aback, "This... I know."
"you know?"
"So I didn't blow the whistle."
No whistle?
That means the game is still on.
Tang Zhenglong, who rolled into the penalty area, stood up with a whoosh. At the same time, Alonso passed the ball through.
With a burst shot, Valdes didn't respond.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! !
******
"What's the matter with you? The referee didn't blow the whistle, so go and say something." Guardiola was furious.
"Woooooh, boss, I'm an African kid, I'm too simple, I've never met such a bad person since I was a child."
"It's not an excuse."
Guardiola thought, "Can't we just buy an Asian defender in order to defend Tang Zhenglong?"
"In short, one, don't care what he said to you, two, don't care what he did, and three, listen to the referee's whistle."
"I see, boss."
*****
"Brother Long, how are you doing?" Tang Zhenglong smiled happily.
Alonso has also seen it for a long time. There are almost a few tricks to break the dense defense. One is a long shot, the second is a long pass, and the third is a free kick and a corner kick.
And what Tang Zhenglong relied on to break through the dense defense--flopping?
"Actually, I think I can be as famous as people like Michels and Cruyff. They are the creators of football tactics."
"In the future, I will consider publishing a book, and I will ask Tang Zhenglong to teach you how to play football."
"Don, then I must leave the football circle immediately."
……
Guardiola called Messi.
"So do we."
"How?" Messi asked.
"Just like Tang Zhenglong, when the opponent approaches you, you will fall to the ground and roll into the restricted area."
Messi Khan died.
"Boss, I can't act."
"Learn!!"
Messi was very polite, but he also said firmly: "Boss, I really can't."
Guardiola had no choice but to call Busquets.
"When you do this..."
"Ok?"
Busquets nodded.
"Boss, it's fine."
"That's good."
Busquets' acting skills are also very good, second only to Tang Zhenglong.
Soon, his opportunity to perform came. In front of the penalty area, Guti stretched his legs and swept it, only touching Busquets lightly, but the latter turned around halfway in the air like an electric shock, and then fell into the penalty area.
Professor Bu didn't call for nothing, the whole process was done in one go, and even the lineman didn't see any flaws.
"Penalty."
The referee points to the penalty spot.
"Penalty."
Real Madrid players quit, this is a flop.
Ramos, Guti, Ronaldo and Tang Zhenglong all surrounded him.
"It's a flop."
Guti used his own personality to guarantee, "Referee, I really didn't touch him, I swear to the team emblem."
The referee refused to listen.
Tang Zhenglong contended: "Referee, I assure you as a diving expert, this is really a diving."
"..."
Everyone looked at Tang Zhenglong.
The referee gave Tang Zhenglong a verbal warning.
penalty!
Messi stood in front of the ball, facing Cassie, Messi hit a dead corner, the moment the ball went into the goal, the Bernabéu booed loudly.
"Diving."
"Black whistle."
Busquets and Guardiola smiled at each other.
Here Tang Zhenglong applied to Pellegrini, "Boss, I went to defend Busquets and flopped in front of me, which insulted my profession."
(End of this chapter)
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