big mouth ball king

Chapter 779
"Zlatan...Pedro...Messi, this should be Barcelona's last chance, Messi has the ball, the referee blows the whistle, the game is over."

The Bernabéu was in a state of boiling.

Guardiola looked pained, and he smiled bitterly: "Hehe, the league is over. Congratulations to Real Madrid for winning the La Liga championship."

Guardiola's words are half angry and half true. According to the current situation, the suspense in La Liga is indeed not big.

Arbeloa.

The lore hero.

Sometimes happiness is like hail, crackling on the head, and there is nowhere to hide.

"Alvaro, it's your first goal of the season, but it's like gold, you're a hero for Madrid."

Arbeloa scratched his head, "This should all be thanks to Tang Zhenglong, the first brother of our Real Madrid, because he passed the ball exquisitely."

"Alvaro, don't be humble, Tang Zhenglong didn't do anything, he just pushed the ball to you lightly, your explosive shot is so beautiful."

"Hahaha, if you are not on the court, you can't understand it. I can guarantee that 90% of the credit for this ball is Tang Zhenglong's."

"..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"It's hard for me to explain, but good passing is a guarantee of goals."

"..."

"yes?"

Everyone is suspicious.

Soon, Tang Zhenglong appeared in front of the reporter.

"Alvaro said your passing was the key to the goal, do you think that's the case? Or did he owe you money and had to say that?"

"..."

"Nima!"

"First of all, Alvaro didn't owe me a penny. Secondly, I agree with what he said. I asked everyone why Messi was so strong in Barcelona, ​​but he became a soft-footed shrimp when he returned to Argentina?"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

When did Messi become a soft-legged shrimp in Argentina?It's just that the performance is a little bit worse, but it's also very strong.

When Tang Zhenglong saw that no one was paying attention to him, he asked himself and answered, "It's very simple, because Barcelona has Xavi."

The reporters started rolling their eyes, Tang Zhenglong was about to start bragging again!

"I am Xavi of Real Madrid."

"Don, can you stop insulting Spanish football?"

"..."

Tang Zhenglong took out the "Little Book of Hate".

The reporter was scared to pee, "I was wrong, don't remember my name, I was wrong, I was wrong."

"Yellow card warning, next time I will never let you down."

"..."

Everyone knows that being banned by Tang Zhenglong is equivalent to being banned by Real Madrid. If a football reporter in Spain is banned by Real Madrid, then what are you doing as a football reporter?Go home and farm.

******
"Interview with "Marca"? But I just accepted the invitation from "Aspen". Can I have another day?"

While talking on the phone, Arbeloa increased his voice, fearing that his teammates would not hear him.

Marcelo's face darkened.

"It's all mine. Originally, it was all mine. I'm the lore hero."

"Do you feel that Alvaro is becoming more and more like Tang Zhenglong?"

"It's not like, he is the second Tang Zhenglong."

"Cut, isn't it just scoring a goal? What's the big deal."

But soon, someone said: "But things are indeed abnormal. Tang Zhenglong told Marcelo beforehand that he can assist, but is it possible to predict this in advance?"

"Or Tang Zhenglong can really pass the ball to help his teammates score?"

The teammates looked at each other in blank dismay.

Someone said: "Tang is Chinese, could it be Qigong?"

"impossible."

However, this kind of thing is better to be believed than not to be believed. If Tang Zhenglong really has such skills, then it will be fun to hang out with him.

At this time Tang Zhenglong came, Arbeloa immediately hung up the phone, walked forward with coffee in his left hand and strawberry milkshake in his right.

"Boss, are you drinking coffee or a milkshake today?"

"I have a sore throat today, let me have a glass of lemonade."

"Okay, I'll get it right away."

"Dog legs!!" Everyone despised.

As soon as Arbeloa turned around, the lemonade came and it was Marcelo.

"Boss, here comes the lemonade."

Tang Zhenglong patted Marcelo on the shoulder, "Soon, not bad, not bad."

"nausea!"

At this time Benzema stood up.

"Don't be impulsive, although Arbeloa and Marcelo are extremely disgusting, but don't make a scene in public."

I saw Benzema took a step forward and called out the boss.

Everyone hit the ground.

"Damn!! Benzema, the big-eyed guy, has also fallen."

"I'm French, I want to treat you to a French meal, I hope you will appreciate it."

"Hahahaha, very good, I will definitely reward you."

"Boss, bring the two of us, we can also pay the bill." Arbeloa and Marcelo scrambled.

"Hahaha, how about this, you treat me to a Brazilian meal, and you treat me to a Spanish meal."

"no problem."

At this moment Ronaldo stood up, "Are you disgusting or not? Are you worthy of the Real Madrid jersey you wear? Real Madrid is a century-old giant. Before you do anything, think about the team's honor, okay?"

Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "Cristiano, I don't like to hear that. Why is it disgusting to have a good relationship with me?"

"If you are sensible, how can you only score 10 goals in a season."

puff.

Ronaldo vomited blood.

"Isn't it just a coincidence?"

"By coincidence?"

Tang Zhenglong patted Arbeloa on the shoulder.

"Let me tell you in advance, you will score two goals in the next game."

"..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Are you a weather forecaster?Two more?

Ronaldo sneered, "What if it can't be done?"

"I call you brother one!!"

"A word is settled!"

"cut!!"

*****
Tang Zhenglong was stupid. He turned the system over and over again, but he couldn't find the super assist skill.

"What should I do? The cowhide is blown out."

"System, what about super assists?"

"I didn't tell you, it's a trial skill, and it's been taken off the shelves now."

"Get off the shelf? Damn, think of yourself as a treasure escaper."

"System, I have blown out all my cowhide. If I can't do it this time, I will lose face in front of Ronaldo."

"Master, I have a healing bragging skill here, do you want to try it?"

"roll!!"

"disappear as far as you can."

Tang Zhenglong checked the schedule. Fortunately, the next opponent is Almeria, and the opponent is not strong. Maybe there is still hope to help Arbeloa double-gun.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

******
"Diego, the World Cup is approaching, is Argentina ready?"

Maradona shrugged.

"I don't know what you mean? I've been preparing for this day since the day I was born."

"Hahaha."

In a TV station in Buenos Aires, a live broadcast is in progress.

Some viewers asked: "Recently Tang Zhenglong of Real Madrid said that Messi is a soft-footed shrimp when he returns to Argentina. What do you think?"

"Put P."

The host coughed to remind Maradona that he was broadcasting live, but obviously the old horse didn't care.

"Tang Zhenglong is soft all over his body."

(End of this chapter)