big mouth ball king
Chapter 781 A Special New Neighbor
Chapter 781 A Special New Neighbor
"Tang, the people next door to us seem to have started to move. Shouldn't you buy it too? It will be more fun if the two yards are connected."
Tang Zhenglong's face was dark.
"I will only marry seven or eight wives in the future. Why do I need so many houses? I am not a king."
puff! !
At night, the doorbell rang.
Ding dong.
Ding dong.
Linda went to answer the door.
There is a child at the door.
"Hello."
"Hello, are you lost?"
"No, I'm looking for Tang Zhenglong."
"..."
******
In the living room, Fermina, Emma, and Linda surrounded the child.
"What's your name, kid?"
"I……"
Fermina said: "It's too young, maybe it doesn't have a name yet."
"Damn Tang Zhenglong, his own son has even abandoned him."
"Child, let me ask you, does your father play football?"
"Yes."
The three girls smiled triumphantly.
really! !
"Is your dad at Real Madrid?"
"Yes."
Fermina slapped her thigh.
"Is your father a scumbag!"
"no!!"
"Then who is your mother?"
"Father won't tell me, it's a secret."
Emma said affectionately: "What a sensible child, it's a pity, Tang Zhenglong is such a bastard."
"Then let me ask you last, is your father single?"
The kid nodded.
At this point, the three girls feel that there is no need to ask any more questions. There is only one truth!
******
"Damn!! Where did you find the extras? Today is not April Fool's Day."
Fermina said angrily: "Tang Zhenglong, you scum, it doesn't matter, but you can't deny your son."
"Is there something wrong with your eyes? This kid is obviously not Chinese."
"Maybe mother is Spanish."
Tang Zhenglong was so angry that he was half dead.
"That can't be anything like me."
Emma said: "It is possible, for example, that I am not like my dad at all, and it is possible genetically."
Tang Zhenglong also felt strange, so he knelt down and asked, "Let me ask you, is your father really a football player?"
"Correct."
"Real Madrid?"
"Is your father curly-haired, shorter than me, a little wretched?"
"No, my dad is very handsome."
Fermina said angrily: "Look, you abandoned him, and he still said you were handsome."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was puzzled. It stands to reason that he was the only handsome guy in Real Madrid, so there was nothing wrong with that, but he had never done such a thing.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
When I opened the door, it was Ronaldo.
"My son is lost. I want to ask, have you ever seen a child?"
"dad."
Xiao Luo rushed over.
Fermina, Emma, Linda, and Tang Zhenglong were dumbfounded at the same time.
"dad?"
"C Ronaldo?"
******
"what happened?"
Ronaldo said: "This is still a secret, but I will admit it after the World Cup. I already have a son."
"Who is that mother?"
"..."
"I signed a non-disclosure agreement, so I can't tell."
Tang Zhenglong clapped his hands together.
"Let me just say, where's my son, don't you keep slandering me, okay? Generally, handsome guys are not scumbags, and scumbags are all wretched men."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Ronaldo.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a good father."
"By the way, Cristiano, why did you move next door to my house?"
"Hehe, you can control where I can buy a house if I have the money?"
Tang Zhenglong felt something was wrong, there was a conspiracy.
"No! You have to move. You have so many gossips. The paparazzi are like flies. They will affect me."
"Well, I can sell you the house."
"how much is it?"
"I bought it for 550 million. How about it? I'll give you a discount and sell it to you for 3000 million."
"..."
"Cristiano, have you changed your career to blackmail? You bought it for 500 million, and you sold me for 3000 million?"
"It's too expensive? Then I'll leave it to my son. Do you like it here? Little Luo?"
"like."
"In the future, come to Uncle Tang's house to play when you have time."
"understood."
"..."
Rumbling, Tang Zhenglong felt like he was struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender.
*****
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
Early in the morning, laughter and laughter came from downstairs, and one didn't need to look to know that Xiao Luo was coming.
Tang Zhenglong got up and went downstairs with a dark face.
"Will you not open the door?"
"What are you talking about, he's still a child."
"Good morning, Uncle."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong could only touch Xiao Luo's head, "Where's your father?"
"Dad has gone to the club, and Daddy said slobs stay up so late."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Fermina laughed till she was rocked.
Tang Zhenglong had a premonition that his good days were over, he was not a father, but there was an extra child in the family for no reason, who could ask for reason?
******
Ball correction.
With a snap, the ball hit Ronaldo on the back of the head.
"Damn!! Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far, is this the fifth time today?"
"Sau Rui, I didn't mean to."
"I think you did it on purpose."
During the training interval, Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.
"Cristiano, let's make a compromise, okay? You bought it for 550 million? I'll give you 551 million, and you can earn a little."
"..."
"I'm sorry, there is no 3000 million, no discussion."
"Cristiano, don't go too far, I will fight back!!"
"Counterattack? Hehe, Fermina seems to like my son quite a lot. Do you think she will become Xiao Luo's stepmother because of her mother's love?"
Boom! !
This is what Tang Zhenglong is most worried about. The lethality of children is too strong.
"Cristiano, okay, don't blame me then."
"Okay."
*****
In the evening, Ronaldo came to Tang Zhenglong's house with a bottle of wine. On the one hand, he was eating, and on the other hand, he was watching how his son was playing here.
When I entered the door, I saw Ronaldinho playing football in the living room.
"dad."
"Son, what are you playing?"
"Uncle Tang is teaching me how to play football."
"That's great, you can show it to Dad."
Ronaldinho ran over and took up his gloves.
Ronaldo stared blankly.
"Why are you wearing gloves?"
"Being a goalkeeper."
Cristiano Ronaldo was like a thunderbolt, and he was stunned.
"Dad, Uncle Tang said that I should become a goalkeeper."
"No, no, you should be a great striker like your father, that's the prestige."
"But I like being a goalkeeper."
"A goalkeeper is useless, a striker."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Luo cried.
"Whoa, I'm going to be the goalkeeper."
Ronaldo was helpless, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Tang Zhenglong snickering.
"You bastard, it's all your fault. If my son becomes the goalkeeper, I'll never end with you."
"Tang Zhenglong, take a step to speak."
"Okay."
When he came to the corner, Ronaldinho probably couldn't hear him, so Ronaldo said, "Don, can we reconcile?"
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression, "I don't know what you're talking about?"
(End of this chapter)
"Tang, the people next door to us seem to have started to move. Shouldn't you buy it too? It will be more fun if the two yards are connected."
Tang Zhenglong's face was dark.
"I will only marry seven or eight wives in the future. Why do I need so many houses? I am not a king."
puff! !
At night, the doorbell rang.
Ding dong.
Ding dong.
Linda went to answer the door.
There is a child at the door.
"Hello."
"Hello, are you lost?"
"No, I'm looking for Tang Zhenglong."
"..."
******
In the living room, Fermina, Emma, and Linda surrounded the child.
"What's your name, kid?"
"I……"
Fermina said: "It's too young, maybe it doesn't have a name yet."
"Damn Tang Zhenglong, his own son has even abandoned him."
"Child, let me ask you, does your father play football?"
"Yes."
The three girls smiled triumphantly.
really! !
"Is your dad at Real Madrid?"
"Yes."
Fermina slapped her thigh.
"Is your father a scumbag!"
"no!!"
"Then who is your mother?"
"Father won't tell me, it's a secret."
Emma said affectionately: "What a sensible child, it's a pity, Tang Zhenglong is such a bastard."
"Then let me ask you last, is your father single?"
The kid nodded.
At this point, the three girls feel that there is no need to ask any more questions. There is only one truth!
******
"Damn!! Where did you find the extras? Today is not April Fool's Day."
Fermina said angrily: "Tang Zhenglong, you scum, it doesn't matter, but you can't deny your son."
"Is there something wrong with your eyes? This kid is obviously not Chinese."
"Maybe mother is Spanish."
Tang Zhenglong was so angry that he was half dead.
"That can't be anything like me."
Emma said: "It is possible, for example, that I am not like my dad at all, and it is possible genetically."
Tang Zhenglong also felt strange, so he knelt down and asked, "Let me ask you, is your father really a football player?"
"Correct."
"Real Madrid?"
"Is your father curly-haired, shorter than me, a little wretched?"
"No, my dad is very handsome."
Fermina said angrily: "Look, you abandoned him, and he still said you were handsome."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was puzzled. It stands to reason that he was the only handsome guy in Real Madrid, so there was nothing wrong with that, but he had never done such a thing.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
When I opened the door, it was Ronaldo.
"My son is lost. I want to ask, have you ever seen a child?"
"dad."
Xiao Luo rushed over.
Fermina, Emma, Linda, and Tang Zhenglong were dumbfounded at the same time.
"dad?"
"C Ronaldo?"
******
"what happened?"
Ronaldo said: "This is still a secret, but I will admit it after the World Cup. I already have a son."
"Who is that mother?"
"..."
"I signed a non-disclosure agreement, so I can't tell."
Tang Zhenglong clapped his hands together.
"Let me just say, where's my son, don't you keep slandering me, okay? Generally, handsome guys are not scumbags, and scumbags are all wretched men."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Ronaldo.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a good father."
"By the way, Cristiano, why did you move next door to my house?"
"Hehe, you can control where I can buy a house if I have the money?"
Tang Zhenglong felt something was wrong, there was a conspiracy.
"No! You have to move. You have so many gossips. The paparazzi are like flies. They will affect me."
"Well, I can sell you the house."
"how much is it?"
"I bought it for 550 million. How about it? I'll give you a discount and sell it to you for 3000 million."
"..."
"Cristiano, have you changed your career to blackmail? You bought it for 500 million, and you sold me for 3000 million?"
"It's too expensive? Then I'll leave it to my son. Do you like it here? Little Luo?"
"like."
"In the future, come to Uncle Tang's house to play when you have time."
"understood."
"..."
Rumbling, Tang Zhenglong felt like he was struck by lightning, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender.
*****
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
Early in the morning, laughter and laughter came from downstairs, and one didn't need to look to know that Xiao Luo was coming.
Tang Zhenglong got up and went downstairs with a dark face.
"Will you not open the door?"
"What are you talking about, he's still a child."
"Good morning, Uncle."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong could only touch Xiao Luo's head, "Where's your father?"
"Dad has gone to the club, and Daddy said slobs stay up so late."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Fermina laughed till she was rocked.
Tang Zhenglong had a premonition that his good days were over, he was not a father, but there was an extra child in the family for no reason, who could ask for reason?
******
Ball correction.
With a snap, the ball hit Ronaldo on the back of the head.
"Damn!! Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far, is this the fifth time today?"
"Sau Rui, I didn't mean to."
"I think you did it on purpose."
During the training interval, Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.
"Cristiano, let's make a compromise, okay? You bought it for 550 million? I'll give you 551 million, and you can earn a little."
"..."
"I'm sorry, there is no 3000 million, no discussion."
"Cristiano, don't go too far, I will fight back!!"
"Counterattack? Hehe, Fermina seems to like my son quite a lot. Do you think she will become Xiao Luo's stepmother because of her mother's love?"
Boom! !
This is what Tang Zhenglong is most worried about. The lethality of children is too strong.
"Cristiano, okay, don't blame me then."
"Okay."
*****
In the evening, Ronaldo came to Tang Zhenglong's house with a bottle of wine. On the one hand, he was eating, and on the other hand, he was watching how his son was playing here.
When I entered the door, I saw Ronaldinho playing football in the living room.
"dad."
"Son, what are you playing?"
"Uncle Tang is teaching me how to play football."
"That's great, you can show it to Dad."
Ronaldinho ran over and took up his gloves.
Ronaldo stared blankly.
"Why are you wearing gloves?"
"Being a goalkeeper."
Cristiano Ronaldo was like a thunderbolt, and he was stunned.
"Dad, Uncle Tang said that I should become a goalkeeper."
"No, no, you should be a great striker like your father, that's the prestige."
"But I like being a goalkeeper."
"A goalkeeper is useless, a striker."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Luo cried.
"Whoa, I'm going to be the goalkeeper."
Ronaldo was helpless, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Tang Zhenglong snickering.
"You bastard, it's all your fault. If my son becomes the goalkeeper, I'll never end with you."
"Tang Zhenglong, take a step to speak."
"Okay."
When he came to the corner, Ronaldinho probably couldn't hear him, so Ronaldo said, "Don, can we reconcile?"
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression, "I don't know what you're talking about?"
(End of this chapter)
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