big mouth ball king

Chapter 805 The troubles of the eighth grade of German

"Don't talk nonsense, okay? I'll grab your hair?" Tang Zhenglong's disdainful expression deserves a beating.

Robben was mad.

"it is true."

It is impossible for the referee to judge, even if Tang Zhenglong really grabbed his hair, how much impact would it have?
The game continues.

Tang Zhenglong ran to Guti's side.

"That... I suddenly don't want to defend Robben, I leave it to you."

Guti was taken aback.

"Why? Your defense is pretty good."

"Of course I know this, but defense is very tiring."

Guti suddenly felt like five thunderbolts.

He was struck by lightning.

Tired of defending?

A professional player is afraid of getting tired?

"Tang, do you want me to call you a foot-washing girl and make you a complete set?"

"..."

"No, I have no bad hobbies."

In short, Tang Zhenglong stopped defending, and Pellegrini saw it, and I will go!This is AWOL.

"Tang, what's the matter with you? I didn't let you run away, how can you switch places by yourself?"

"Boss, I'm tired."

Pellegrini was also stunned.

"you are tired?"

"Boss, I found it tiring to defend. Fortunately, I chose to play forward back then. Otherwise, I would have died short-lived."

"..."

"Don, don't you know that a good striker also helps defend, such as the Italian striker."

"But I'm a Chinese striker."

"..."

"I didn't mean that, I meant..."

"I mean forwards in any country, they have to defend."

"But you just said that Italian strikers only defend."

Pellegrini clenched his fists, "I'll ask again, are you going?"

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Marcelo and Arbeloa laughed.

"Don, get beaten."

"Fortunately, it's just a hit on the head. Why are you two idiots smiling so happily?"

"Hahaha, Tang, you have always looked down on us playing guards, and now you are also a guard, congratulations."

"..."

"Pooh!!"

When Tang Zhenglong played as a defender, the most annoying thing was the Bayern player. This guy has a German level [-], and he talks so much and has such a big mouth.

"Schweinsteiger."

People ignore it.

Tang Zhenglong simply called him by the nickname, "Little Pig."

"How is Sarah?"

Sarah is a German supermodel and Schweinsteiger's girlfriend.

"Why did you mention my girlfriend?"

"To tell you the truth, Sarah was my dream girl when I was still in Germany."

"..."

Schweinsteiger predicted what Tang Zhenglong would say next, and it must be very unbearable.

"Would you like to hear about my dreams?"

"No, it must be obscene."

Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression, "How do you know? Could it be that you have entered my dream?"

puff.

Schweinsteiger darkened.

"I read the newspaper. It is said that you and Sarah have no relationship. She is very busy, and you are also very busy. The two of you get together less often and leave more."

"Excuse me, is this about your business?"

"Of course, if you break up, then I'm going to pursue Sarah."

Schweinsteiger sneered: "You like me to eat leftovers so much?"

Tang Zhenglong waved his index finger, "NO."

"I want Sarah to know how incompetent her ex-boyfriend was, and there is no harm without comparison."

"Hehe, go to hell!!"

Van Gaal didn't look right, why did Schweinsteiger chat with Tang Zhenglong?

"What are you talking about with that bastard?"

"It's nothing, he keeps mentioning my girlfriend."

"That's deliberately disgusting you, just ignore him."

"But he is very fluent in German."

"..."

There is a saying that you are not afraid of hooligans, but you are afraid of hooligans who are educated. This sentence is universal, and Van Gaal feels this way now.

"How about this, you tell the referee first that he verbally harassed you, and then lure him."

Schweinsteiger smiled and said, "That's at least one yellow card."

"Ha ha."

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"Referee, that Tang Zhenglong always insults my family, can you take care of me?"

After Zidane headed Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup, FIFA also began to pay attention to verbal violence.

Public opinion believes that Materazzi lost control because of what Zidane's family members said.

"I also know a little German. If it is true, then I will punish severely. Now FIFA is very strict about language violence on the pitch."

Schweinsteiger smiled, that's great.

While defending, Schweinsteiger deliberately said: "Don, what is the dream you said about Sarah? Tell me about it."

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"No, the content is pornographic and violent, I dare not say it."

"It's okay, it's just a dream, tell me."

"Really?"

In order to facilitate the referee's understanding, Schweinsteiger raised his voice deliberately and said: "Sarah is my girlfriend, and we have a very good relationship."

Tang Zhenglong said.

Piggy and the referee were all dumbfounded.

Schweinsteiger was taken aback, "Did you play games with my girlfriend?"

"Yes, CS`GO."

"Then may I ask if this has anything to do with being very pornographic and violent?"

The referee interjected: "I know that, this game is a bit violent."

"..."

"Referee, you understand me."

Schweinsteiger has a dark face, Tang Zhenglong is really cunning, the style of painting just now is not like this.

Schweinsteiger leaned forward, "Don, did you say that on purpose because the referee was on the sidelines?"

"Nonsense, in fact, in my dream, I was with your girlfriend..."

After Tang Zhenglong finished speaking, Schweinsteiger was stunned.

"Damn!!! 40 minutes? You can 40 minutes? You lied to ghosts."

"Hehe, don't doubt the ability of others just because you can't do it yourself."

Schweinsteiger was helpless, Tang Zhenglong's words were full of spring and autumn, and he couldn't grasp the handle at all. This guy is a hundred times more cunning than Materazzi.

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Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Klose stand in front of Van Gaal.

"Well, in the second half, I will find a lip-language expert to collect evidence. After the game, I will ask Tang Zhenglong to pay the price."

"Boss, I'm afraid it will be difficult."

"why?"

"Because that guy speaks code words."

"code word?"

"For example, when the guy said headlights, he didn't really talk about cars with you, but that's what he meant."

Schweinsteiger gestured, and Van Gaal understood.

"Shameless."

So even if we collect evidence, he can deny it after the game.

Van Gaal was furious.

"Is there no way to let him harass my players?"

Klose spoke at this time.

"The reason why Real Madrid players are in the mood to chat is because the score is ahead. If we score another goal, I am afraid they will not be in the mood to chat."

"Yes." Lahm also said: "On the football field, everything depends on strength."

Van Gaal calmed down, "In the second half, we must score, 2 to 1, then we can at least drag into overtime."

(End of this chapter)