big mouth ball king
Chapter 819 An Interesting Story Caused by a Banana
Chapter 819 The Funny Story Caused by a Banana
Ding sound.
"Master, I have some sorry news for you."
"what?"
"You and Marcelo don't have enough samba points."
Boom! ! !
Like a bolt from the blue.
"Does that mean the mission failed?"
"System, you can't treat me like this, woo woo woo."
"..."
"There are remedies."
Hearing that it could be remedied, Tang Zhenglong was a little relieved.
"How to fix it?"
"You have to do a samba with the opposing player."
"Isn't that different?"
"It's not the same. To dance samba with the opponent's players, you only need to score more than 50, which means that you are as good as mentally retarded."
……
……
"You are retarded!!"
But since it could be remedied, Tang Zhenglong certainly didn't want to give up. He looked around and finally locked his eyes on Alves.
Daniel Alves.
Tang Zhenglong, one of the best right backs in the world, happens to be facing him. This guy is difficult to deal with, so will he dance samba with him?
Tang Zhenglong leaned forward.
"Daniel, do you want to dance with me?" Tang Zhenglong had a weird expression, and Alves felt a little fluffy.
"Dance?"
"Don, have you ever been in prison? Isn't this a slang word in prison?"
……
A black line appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.
"No, literally, can you dance, samba, like I just did with Marcelo."
"..."
"what!!"
Alves was shocked.
"You're a samba!!!!"
It's like using two yuan a catty of tea to pretend to be West Lake Longjing, it's just crazy.
"You call Marcelo, I promise to kill him."
Soon Marcelo came. Seeing that he was the big brother of the national team, he immediately became respectful.
"Daniel, why are you looking for me?"
"Shame on you Brazil."
"..."
"Is there something in Brazil that I'm sorry for you? You want to insult our quintessential samba dance."
Marcelo looked at Tang Zhenglong, then at Alves, and probably understood.
"Daniel, this bastard lied to me, he said it was to help disabled children."
Alves said I would not listen to the explanation.
"Don't let me see you again."
"And you." Alves pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
******
In today's football, there is very little racial discrimination in Chiguoguo. After all, once such a thing happens, it must be severely punished.
However, there are still many invisible racial discriminations. The most typical one is throwing bananas into the stadium, which implies that people of color, like monkeys, should eat bananas.
This kind of behavior is disgusting, because UEFA can't punish a person for holding a banana.
Barcelona's corner kick, Alves ran to the corner flag area, ready to take the corner kick, at this time some extreme fans threw bananas to the corner flag area.
This was very bad, and the referee immediately ran over to stop it all.
But fans still throw bananas, and some fans eat bananas.
"Eat it, bananas are delicious, you should like bananas the most."
Alves' face was livid, and he tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart. If he was furious, like Cantona, and went to confront the fans, then he would lose.
At this moment, someone came over, picked up a banana, peeled off the skin, and began to eat the banana.
Everyone saw that it was Tang Zhenglong.
"Not bad, not bad, just to replenish energy."
Conveniently, Tang Zhenglong took two more, handed one to the referee and one to Alves.
"Try them all, they're pretty good, they should be Philippine bananas."
Alves was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.
This scene was fully broadcast by the camera, and the audience burst into thunderous applause.
"Tang Zhenglong's emotional intelligence is too high."
"Xiaolonglong is awesome, shame on those extreme fans."
Tang Zhenglong said to Alves: "The best way to meet scumbags is to ignore their existence. These scumbags in life are here to find a sense of existence. The more you ignore them, the more pathetic they will be."
Alves laughed, "Thank you, Don."
At this time, players from Barcelona and Real Madrid came to pick up the bananas on the ground one after another, and the applause from the audience became louder.
The few extreme fans who made trouble were like rats crossing the street, covering their faces to avoid being recognized.
******
After a successful defense, Alves extended his hand to Tang Zhenglong.
"stand up."
Looking at Alves' smile, Tang Zhenglong felt that there was something to be said.
"That...can you?"
"Impossible!! Marcelo is shameless, I want it."
"..."
"Don, why do you insist on insulting Bi Brazil's national quintessence? Other requirements are fine, but this is not enough."
Tang Zhenglong is going to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"You are discriminatory, just like those extreme fans just now."
"..."
Nima! !
"I discriminate against you?"
"The reason why you don't dance samba with me is because I'm Chinese and you think I can't dance well."
"No." Alves quickly explained.
"That is, you think Chinese people can't dance samba well, so you discriminate against me. Marcelo is much better than you, at least he won't discriminate against me."
"Do you know how much I love samba?" Tang Zhenglong said with tears in his eyes, "I have been learning from Marcelo for a year, but I am stupid."
******
"Tang Zhenglong studied with me for a year?" Marcelo was confused, thinking: "Do you believe Tang Zhenglong's nonsense?"
But he dared not expose Tang Zhenglong.
"Does Tang Zhenglong really love Brazil that much?"
Marcelo laughed dryly: "Don might like Brazilian beauties, but the rest should be impossible."
Alves patted his thigh, "That's right, Tang Zhenglong must have learned samba because he wanted to chase after Brazilian girls."
……
……
"I understand, you are not a disgrace to Brazil, you are the pride of Brazil."
……
……
Anyway Marcelo's speechless.
******
A dead ball chance, Alves patted Tang Zhenglong, "Come on, face the girl you love, and enjoy the samba."
"Girl? Your sister?"
"Why my sister?"
Tang Zhenglong swayed with Alves.
"Hahaha, you are so ugly."
"I just don't know much about it."
"It's okay, I can introduce you to a samba teacher."
"That's great."
******
puff! ! !
Gao Lin's face darkened.
"Damn it, Han Peng, you did it on purpose and sprayed me again."
"Hahaha, look quickly."
Everyone saw that this time Tang Zhenglong was dancing the samba with the opposing players.
"Hahaha, Brother Long is mighty."
Peppa Pig has tattoos on his body, Brother Long is a social person.
"Tang Zhenglong is really awesome. He can even handle the opponent's players. In the World Cup, we can have an affair."
"Director Zhu, what do you think?"
Zhu Guanghu gave Han Peng a hard look.
"Why don't you go back to China now, and I'll change to a striker."
……
……
(End of this chapter)
Ding sound.
"Master, I have some sorry news for you."
"what?"
"You and Marcelo don't have enough samba points."
Boom! ! !
Like a bolt from the blue.
"Does that mean the mission failed?"
"System, you can't treat me like this, woo woo woo."
"..."
"There are remedies."
Hearing that it could be remedied, Tang Zhenglong was a little relieved.
"How to fix it?"
"You have to do a samba with the opposing player."
"Isn't that different?"
"It's not the same. To dance samba with the opponent's players, you only need to score more than 50, which means that you are as good as mentally retarded."
……
……
"You are retarded!!"
But since it could be remedied, Tang Zhenglong certainly didn't want to give up. He looked around and finally locked his eyes on Alves.
Daniel Alves.
Tang Zhenglong, one of the best right backs in the world, happens to be facing him. This guy is difficult to deal with, so will he dance samba with him?
Tang Zhenglong leaned forward.
"Daniel, do you want to dance with me?" Tang Zhenglong had a weird expression, and Alves felt a little fluffy.
"Dance?"
"Don, have you ever been in prison? Isn't this a slang word in prison?"
……
A black line appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.
"No, literally, can you dance, samba, like I just did with Marcelo."
"..."
"what!!"
Alves was shocked.
"You're a samba!!!!"
It's like using two yuan a catty of tea to pretend to be West Lake Longjing, it's just crazy.
"You call Marcelo, I promise to kill him."
Soon Marcelo came. Seeing that he was the big brother of the national team, he immediately became respectful.
"Daniel, why are you looking for me?"
"Shame on you Brazil."
"..."
"Is there something in Brazil that I'm sorry for you? You want to insult our quintessential samba dance."
Marcelo looked at Tang Zhenglong, then at Alves, and probably understood.
"Daniel, this bastard lied to me, he said it was to help disabled children."
Alves said I would not listen to the explanation.
"Don't let me see you again."
"And you." Alves pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
******
In today's football, there is very little racial discrimination in Chiguoguo. After all, once such a thing happens, it must be severely punished.
However, there are still many invisible racial discriminations. The most typical one is throwing bananas into the stadium, which implies that people of color, like monkeys, should eat bananas.
This kind of behavior is disgusting, because UEFA can't punish a person for holding a banana.
Barcelona's corner kick, Alves ran to the corner flag area, ready to take the corner kick, at this time some extreme fans threw bananas to the corner flag area.
This was very bad, and the referee immediately ran over to stop it all.
But fans still throw bananas, and some fans eat bananas.
"Eat it, bananas are delicious, you should like bananas the most."
Alves' face was livid, and he tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart. If he was furious, like Cantona, and went to confront the fans, then he would lose.
At this moment, someone came over, picked up a banana, peeled off the skin, and began to eat the banana.
Everyone saw that it was Tang Zhenglong.
"Not bad, not bad, just to replenish energy."
Conveniently, Tang Zhenglong took two more, handed one to the referee and one to Alves.
"Try them all, they're pretty good, they should be Philippine bananas."
Alves was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.
This scene was fully broadcast by the camera, and the audience burst into thunderous applause.
"Tang Zhenglong's emotional intelligence is too high."
"Xiaolonglong is awesome, shame on those extreme fans."
Tang Zhenglong said to Alves: "The best way to meet scumbags is to ignore their existence. These scumbags in life are here to find a sense of existence. The more you ignore them, the more pathetic they will be."
Alves laughed, "Thank you, Don."
At this time, players from Barcelona and Real Madrid came to pick up the bananas on the ground one after another, and the applause from the audience became louder.
The few extreme fans who made trouble were like rats crossing the street, covering their faces to avoid being recognized.
******
After a successful defense, Alves extended his hand to Tang Zhenglong.
"stand up."
Looking at Alves' smile, Tang Zhenglong felt that there was something to be said.
"That...can you?"
"Impossible!! Marcelo is shameless, I want it."
"..."
"Don, why do you insist on insulting Bi Brazil's national quintessence? Other requirements are fine, but this is not enough."
Tang Zhenglong is going to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"You are discriminatory, just like those extreme fans just now."
"..."
Nima! !
"I discriminate against you?"
"The reason why you don't dance samba with me is because I'm Chinese and you think I can't dance well."
"No." Alves quickly explained.
"That is, you think Chinese people can't dance samba well, so you discriminate against me. Marcelo is much better than you, at least he won't discriminate against me."
"Do you know how much I love samba?" Tang Zhenglong said with tears in his eyes, "I have been learning from Marcelo for a year, but I am stupid."
******
"Tang Zhenglong studied with me for a year?" Marcelo was confused, thinking: "Do you believe Tang Zhenglong's nonsense?"
But he dared not expose Tang Zhenglong.
"Does Tang Zhenglong really love Brazil that much?"
Marcelo laughed dryly: "Don might like Brazilian beauties, but the rest should be impossible."
Alves patted his thigh, "That's right, Tang Zhenglong must have learned samba because he wanted to chase after Brazilian girls."
……
……
"I understand, you are not a disgrace to Brazil, you are the pride of Brazil."
……
……
Anyway Marcelo's speechless.
******
A dead ball chance, Alves patted Tang Zhenglong, "Come on, face the girl you love, and enjoy the samba."
"Girl? Your sister?"
"Why my sister?"
Tang Zhenglong swayed with Alves.
"Hahaha, you are so ugly."
"I just don't know much about it."
"It's okay, I can introduce you to a samba teacher."
"That's great."
******
puff! ! !
Gao Lin's face darkened.
"Damn it, Han Peng, you did it on purpose and sprayed me again."
"Hahaha, look quickly."
Everyone saw that this time Tang Zhenglong was dancing the samba with the opposing players.
"Hahaha, Brother Long is mighty."
Peppa Pig has tattoos on his body, Brother Long is a social person.
"Tang Zhenglong is really awesome. He can even handle the opponent's players. In the World Cup, we can have an affair."
"Director Zhu, what do you think?"
Zhu Guanghu gave Han Peng a hard look.
"Why don't you go back to China now, and I'll change to a striker."
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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