big mouth ball king
Chapter 854 Ibrahimovic is Coming
Chapter 854 Ibrahimovic is Coming
Maldives, a place like heaven.
Ibrahimovic lay on the big bed in the hotel, turned on the TV, and prepared to watch the news of the World Cup.
"The Chinese team should be eliminated. Tang Zhenglong can also come to Maldives to play with me."
"Haha, that bastard, why do I miss him so much?"
After watching for a while, Ibrahimovic froze.
"What! The Chinese team advanced to the knockout round."
"..."
"how is this possible?"
Ibrahimovic picked up the phone and immediately called Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, did you guys bribe the referees like the Koreans?"
"Pooh!!"
"Zlatan, can you speak human language?"
"By the way, where are you?"
"Maldives."
"Did you really go to the Maldives?"
"Yes, the room I booked is very big, and I was planning to wait for you to come and live with me."
"Hehe, that disappoints you, it's impossible for me to go."
"pity."
"Damn!" Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.
Ibrahimovic is not good here alone, although the Maldives is a holiday paradise, but it is actually very quiet here, suitable for friends to come together.
"Why don't I go to South Africa to find you, anyway, you can only be in the stands in the third game, let's watch the game together."
"Don't!! It's better for you to be in the Maldives."
"That's it, I'll call Fatty to join us."
"Nima!!"
"By the way, the tickets are up to you, hurry up and get us two VIP tickets."
"Why do not you go to hell!!"
"Okay, let's stop talking, I've booked a plane ticket."
Putting down the phone, Tang Zhenglong clasped his hands together, "Bless Ibrahimovic's plane fell, Erye Guan bless you."
******
Ibrahimovic's big mouth is also a favorite of reporters, and this guy is very good at hyping himself. He posted on social media as soon as he got on the plane.
"See you, Nelspruit!!"
When I came to South Africa, there were many reporters waiting at the airport. When Ibrahimovic came, that was news and money.
"Zlatan, Zlatan..."
Ibrahimovic waved.
"Zlatan, didn't you say that you refused to come to South Africa to watch the football, and that the World Cup in South Africa would not be worth watching without you."
"That's right, but Tang Zhenglong begged me to watch the game. He said that the Chinese team has advanced to the top [-] of the World Cup. This is a great event. It must be shared with my good friend and his agent." Ibrahimovic patted Raiola on the shoulder.
The reporter was suspicious.
"Did Tang Zhenglong beg you to come?"
"That's right, that kid cried and begged me to come to South Africa to watch the game, and he paid for the tickets."
"But as far as I know, the relationship between Tang Zhenglong and you is average."
Ibrahimovic sneered, "Which newspaper do you belong to? Why did you hire a reporter like you? You're almost bankrupt."
……
……
I can't afford it! !
"Let me tell you, I have a very good relationship with Tang Zhenglong. He always calls me Big Brother when he sees me."
******
In front of the TV, Tang Zhenglong was about to burst into tears.
"Brother Long, what's wrong with you?"
"Han Peng, I heard that killing people in South Africa is not illegal, why don't you go and settle this thing?"
puff.
"Brother Long, this is also a star."
"Ball P, like P bug, is not staying in the Maldives at all, but went to South Africa to disgust me."
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and soon Ibrahimovic called.
"Tang, Fatty and I are here, come out and meet us and give us the tickets."
"..."
"God of Plague."
"How is it? Don't say anything."
"Okay, where do you two live? Give me the hotel address."
"OK."
*******
"I didn't expect the Chinese team to reach the top [-]. It's a miracle."
"Hehe, Zlatan, why don't you move to China, you have no future in the Swedish team."
"Don't force me to beat you as soon as we meet, okay?"
"Stop arguing, both of you, and have a drink first."
Raiola said with a smile: "South Africa is really good, the girls here are so enthusiastic."
Tang Zhenglong smiled, "If you spend money, the girls there are not enthusiastic."
"Bah, I'm so handsome, do I still need to spend money?"
……
Tang Zhenglong took out the tickets, "The tickets are here for you, I'm leaving."
"do not."
"What else do you want to do!!"
"Give me your tickets, too."
"..."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid you'll let me go. Give me the ticket, and then the three of us will go in together."
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm not you, I can't miss the appointment."
"Then bring the tickets."
Tang Zhenglong didn't want to fight anymore.
"Okay, here you are."
"Haha, see you outside the stadium then."
"Zlatan, did you buy insurance before you came to South Africa?"
Ibrahimovic was taken aback, "Why are you asking this?"
"South Africa is in a mess. I was wondering if you could be the beneficiary of the policy if you die?"
"roll!!"
Hahaha, Raiola laughed.
******
Outside the stadium, Ibrahimovic and Raiola waited for 20 minutes.
The fat man asked suspiciously: "Is that guy Tang Zhenglong not coming?"
"Haha, how is it possible, the ticket is in my hand."
"That too."
Ibrahimovic put his hand into his pocket to touch it, and he froze for a moment.
"what happened?"
"The tickets are gone."
Raiola shuddered.
"Are you kidding me! Don will kill you."
Ibrahimovic touched up and down his whole body, but he couldn't see the ticket.
"Probably lost."
Raiola froze.
"Zlatan, you are such a piece of trash!!"
At this time Tang Zhenglong came.
"You two are so early, hahaha, why do you have a bad face? Is the jet lag not reversed?"
"..."
Ibrahimovic and Raiola are like two fools.
"what happened?"
"That... Don, I want to tell you something, but you promise not to die of anger."
Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression.
"You like men?"
"Hahaha, I guessed it a long time ago, Zlatan, it's nothing, love has no boundaries, even if you fall in love with a dog, I can understand."
……
"No."
"what is that?"
"The ticket is lost."
As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a full minute as if he had been punched by someone.
"You fucking say it again."
"The ticket is lost."
"What did I say? I said I won't give you the tickets, but if you insist, you'll even leave mine."
Ibrahimovic is like a child who did something wrong.
"I was wrong, I was afraid that you would let me go."
"Let Nima's pigeons go, what should we do now? None of the three of us can get in."
"Why don't you buy a scalper ticket." Raiola said.
"I'll go." Ibrahimovic volunteered.
"Don't go, you will definitely be deceived."
"What should I do?"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it.
"How about you two being caddies?"
The two were taken aback, "Have you ever seen a caddy like us?"
"South Africans are face blind, and the caddies seem to have disabilities."
"so what?"
"You just play a child with Down's syndrome." Tang Zhenglong pointed to Raiola.
"You go black your face and play a black fool."
Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded after hearing this.
(End of this chapter)
Maldives, a place like heaven.
Ibrahimovic lay on the big bed in the hotel, turned on the TV, and prepared to watch the news of the World Cup.
"The Chinese team should be eliminated. Tang Zhenglong can also come to Maldives to play with me."
"Haha, that bastard, why do I miss him so much?"
After watching for a while, Ibrahimovic froze.
"What! The Chinese team advanced to the knockout round."
"..."
"how is this possible?"
Ibrahimovic picked up the phone and immediately called Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, did you guys bribe the referees like the Koreans?"
"Pooh!!"
"Zlatan, can you speak human language?"
"By the way, where are you?"
"Maldives."
"Did you really go to the Maldives?"
"Yes, the room I booked is very big, and I was planning to wait for you to come and live with me."
"Hehe, that disappoints you, it's impossible for me to go."
"pity."
"Damn!" Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.
Ibrahimovic is not good here alone, although the Maldives is a holiday paradise, but it is actually very quiet here, suitable for friends to come together.
"Why don't I go to South Africa to find you, anyway, you can only be in the stands in the third game, let's watch the game together."
"Don't!! It's better for you to be in the Maldives."
"That's it, I'll call Fatty to join us."
"Nima!!"
"By the way, the tickets are up to you, hurry up and get us two VIP tickets."
"Why do not you go to hell!!"
"Okay, let's stop talking, I've booked a plane ticket."
Putting down the phone, Tang Zhenglong clasped his hands together, "Bless Ibrahimovic's plane fell, Erye Guan bless you."
******
Ibrahimovic's big mouth is also a favorite of reporters, and this guy is very good at hyping himself. He posted on social media as soon as he got on the plane.
"See you, Nelspruit!!"
When I came to South Africa, there were many reporters waiting at the airport. When Ibrahimovic came, that was news and money.
"Zlatan, Zlatan..."
Ibrahimovic waved.
"Zlatan, didn't you say that you refused to come to South Africa to watch the football, and that the World Cup in South Africa would not be worth watching without you."
"That's right, but Tang Zhenglong begged me to watch the game. He said that the Chinese team has advanced to the top [-] of the World Cup. This is a great event. It must be shared with my good friend and his agent." Ibrahimovic patted Raiola on the shoulder.
The reporter was suspicious.
"Did Tang Zhenglong beg you to come?"
"That's right, that kid cried and begged me to come to South Africa to watch the game, and he paid for the tickets."
"But as far as I know, the relationship between Tang Zhenglong and you is average."
Ibrahimovic sneered, "Which newspaper do you belong to? Why did you hire a reporter like you? You're almost bankrupt."
……
……
I can't afford it! !
"Let me tell you, I have a very good relationship with Tang Zhenglong. He always calls me Big Brother when he sees me."
******
In front of the TV, Tang Zhenglong was about to burst into tears.
"Brother Long, what's wrong with you?"
"Han Peng, I heard that killing people in South Africa is not illegal, why don't you go and settle this thing?"
puff.
"Brother Long, this is also a star."
"Ball P, like P bug, is not staying in the Maldives at all, but went to South Africa to disgust me."
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and soon Ibrahimovic called.
"Tang, Fatty and I are here, come out and meet us and give us the tickets."
"..."
"God of Plague."
"How is it? Don't say anything."
"Okay, where do you two live? Give me the hotel address."
"OK."
*******
"I didn't expect the Chinese team to reach the top [-]. It's a miracle."
"Hehe, Zlatan, why don't you move to China, you have no future in the Swedish team."
"Don't force me to beat you as soon as we meet, okay?"
"Stop arguing, both of you, and have a drink first."
Raiola said with a smile: "South Africa is really good, the girls here are so enthusiastic."
Tang Zhenglong smiled, "If you spend money, the girls there are not enthusiastic."
"Bah, I'm so handsome, do I still need to spend money?"
……
Tang Zhenglong took out the tickets, "The tickets are here for you, I'm leaving."
"do not."
"What else do you want to do!!"
"Give me your tickets, too."
"..."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid you'll let me go. Give me the ticket, and then the three of us will go in together."
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm not you, I can't miss the appointment."
"Then bring the tickets."
Tang Zhenglong didn't want to fight anymore.
"Okay, here you are."
"Haha, see you outside the stadium then."
"Zlatan, did you buy insurance before you came to South Africa?"
Ibrahimovic was taken aback, "Why are you asking this?"
"South Africa is in a mess. I was wondering if you could be the beneficiary of the policy if you die?"
"roll!!"
Hahaha, Raiola laughed.
******
Outside the stadium, Ibrahimovic and Raiola waited for 20 minutes.
The fat man asked suspiciously: "Is that guy Tang Zhenglong not coming?"
"Haha, how is it possible, the ticket is in my hand."
"That too."
Ibrahimovic put his hand into his pocket to touch it, and he froze for a moment.
"what happened?"
"The tickets are gone."
Raiola shuddered.
"Are you kidding me! Don will kill you."
Ibrahimovic touched up and down his whole body, but he couldn't see the ticket.
"Probably lost."
Raiola froze.
"Zlatan, you are such a piece of trash!!"
At this time Tang Zhenglong came.
"You two are so early, hahaha, why do you have a bad face? Is the jet lag not reversed?"
"..."
Ibrahimovic and Raiola are like two fools.
"what happened?"
"That... Don, I want to tell you something, but you promise not to die of anger."
Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression.
"You like men?"
"Hahaha, I guessed it a long time ago, Zlatan, it's nothing, love has no boundaries, even if you fall in love with a dog, I can understand."
……
"No."
"what is that?"
"The ticket is lost."
As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a full minute as if he had been punched by someone.
"You fucking say it again."
"The ticket is lost."
"What did I say? I said I won't give you the tickets, but if you insist, you'll even leave mine."
Ibrahimovic is like a child who did something wrong.
"I was wrong, I was afraid that you would let me go."
"Let Nima's pigeons go, what should we do now? None of the three of us can get in."
"Why don't you buy a scalper ticket." Raiola said.
"I'll go." Ibrahimovic volunteered.
"Don't go, you will definitely be deceived."
"What should I do?"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it.
"How about you two being caddies?"
The two were taken aback, "Have you ever seen a caddy like us?"
"South Africans are face blind, and the caddies seem to have disabilities."
"so what?"
"You just play a child with Down's syndrome." Tang Zhenglong pointed to Raiola.
"You go black your face and play a black fool."
Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded after hearing this.
(End of this chapter)
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