big mouth ball king

Chapter 858 Lemons Are So Sour
"Damn, have you ever been in prison?"

"No, but I like watching American dramas, have you watched Prison Break?"

The thief shook his head.

"Either you immediately admit that you stole the tickets and apologize sincerely, or I will send these two officers to send you to pick up soap."

"Woooo, well, I admit it, but I really can't blame me for this."

"Do not blame you?"

"It's the way it is."

It turned out that Ibrahimovic was striking up a conversation with two girls, and they were chatting happily. The game ticket was revealed, and the thief also took advantage of it.

Ibrahimovic.

"nonsense!!"

"I believe it!!" Tang Zhenglong laughed.

"Two police officers, this thief is handed over to you. You can deal with it as you like. Don't look at my face. I'll give you a heavy sentence!!!"

The thief wondered, why did Tang Zhenglong emphasize the heavy sentence?
"Oh my god, it turns out that this is also a slang word."

Tang Zhenglong said the opposite, what he really meant was to give me a heavy sentence and punish this guy severely.

"No, my mother is sick."

"Give me the address, and I will take care of your mother from now on."

The thief was dumbfounded.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "After entering, be a good person and pick up soap."

The two police officers burst out laughing, Tang Zhenglong looked like an old policeman, he was really playing tricks by intimidation.

After the policeman left with the thief, Tang Zhenglong patted Ibrahimovic.

"This matter is mainly your responsibility. You revealed the ticket, at least half of the responsibility."

"Screw you."

"I'm a victim."

"Okay, I'm going back, don't see you again, it's no good to be with you two."

……

……

"Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far."

Tang Zhenglong put his hands on his hips and held his head high, "I'm just going too far, what can you do to me?"

……

"Mino, can you bear this?"

"I can!"

puff.

What else can Ibrahimovic say?
After Tang Zhenglong left, Ibrahimovic was still muttering, and Raiola said with a smile: "Do you still remember that girl mentioned Manchester City?"

"remember."

"It's true, I've already been quoted, and it's more than [-] million."

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded.

"Is this guy worth so much now?"

Raiola nodded.

Depend on! !

Ibrahimovic is like eating a lemon, it makes my heart feel sour!
"Hehe, the football world is so realistic. Although this guy hates him, he scores a lot of goals. What can you do?"

……

"I don't agree!!"

"Don't be dissatisfied, but don't tell it, it's still a secret."

"Ah."

*******
At night, Tang Zhenglong was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

Han Peng handed over the watermelon.

"No! I'm tired of eating watermelon every day."

"Brother Long, what do you like to eat? I'll get it right away."

"Don't eat."

Suddenly, there was a ding, there was information, it was the Real Madrid group.

"Teammates, I've decided, I'm going to make it public."

"Congratulations, Cristiano, you finally admitted that you like men."

"Congratulations."

"Happy together."

"Congratulations."

C Luo Han died, "These bastards!!"

"Tang Zhenglong, get out."

"what?"

"Come on, you know what I mean?"

Everyone knows that Ronaldo wants to admit that he already has a son.

"If my social media gets flooded later, will you guys save me?"

"Won't!!"

……

"Well, I don't want to count on you beasts either. I've already written it and I'm ready to post it."

"Send it."

Marcelo said with a smile: "I stared at my social media, it should rise a lot."

"why?"

"Because the girls unfollowed by Cristiano will follow me."

puff! !

"Is it as serious as a child?"

"Nonsense, a lot of girls are nympho, they chase after stars all for YY, now that you have a child, their dreams will be broken, hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong made a smile first.

"Curly hair, it's not your turn to attract fans, it's me who attracts fans."

"you??"

"What? Do you want to compare who has more followers?"

"Compare to compare."

"Cristiano, come and be a witness."

"What about people?"

Ronaldo went to rest after posting, regardless of whether he was a huge wave or a scourge.

******
Several hours passed.

"Nimma! Curly, your theory is seriously wrong. Ronaldo not only didn't lose fans, but more."

"impossible."

"Look at this comment, Mini Luo is so cute, you must be a good father."

"The child's mother must be a beautiful woman."

"Blessings, Cristiano, my eternal hero."

"Curly hair, come out and get beaten."

"I understand."

Marcelo made a surprised expression.

"What do you mean?"

"It must be because Portugal was eliminated. Everyone sympathizes with Cristiano."

"pity?"

"Yes, people are sympathetic."

"No, if you say that, then everyone should sympathize with you."

"What do I have to sympathize with? We've qualified in Brazil."

"I'm talking about your face. It's a face that makes people feel sympathetic. It's disabled. If you were in our country, you could apply for a disability certificate."

puff! ! !
Marcelo and Tang Zhenglong are jealous watching Ronaldo gaining popularity.

"Nimma, tens of thousands in an hour."

"I'm so upset."

Tang Zhenglong said, "How about we make a news story?"

"for example?"

"For example, if you admit that you are actually a woman, the operation was done in Thailand, or Korea."

……

"Tang Zhenglong, can you get out of here?"

……

"Forget it, I'm going to sleep."

"Offline."

"Am I the only one left now?"

Depend on! !

Tang Zhenglong was startled.

"Han Peng, are you going to die? Startle me."

"Brother Long, big news, your teammate Ronaldo actually has a son."

"I already knew that."

……

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I still need to report to you now?"

……

"Brother Long, do you actually have a son outside?"

"I don't."

"What if!!"

"Just in case you are big!!!"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it again, it's not right.

"Han Peng, it stands to reason that you should get married too."

"It's still early."

"How is your girlfriend?"

"The relationship is stable, but that's about it."

"Han Peng, to be honest, have you ever done anything to feel sorry for her?"

"Absolutely not!!"

"Hehe, why are you nervous!!"

"Han Peng, if you want a child in the future, do you prefer a son or a daughter?"

"It's all good, what's the difference between men and women now."

"That's right!!"

*****
Waking up early in the morning and turning on the computer, Ronaldo mustered up the courage to read the comments, and his heart was relieved.

Especially the group of teammates, each of them "duplicate" and complained about it, but they all sent blessings one after another.

Tang Zhenglong's comment received the most likes.

"Cristiano, at least in terms of being a father, you are better than me."

(End of this chapter)