big mouth ball king
Chapter 865 The Love-Hate Press Conference
Chapter 865 The Love-Hate Press Conference
"Tang Zhenglong, how do you keep in good shape?"
"That's a good question." Tang Zhenglong smiled.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"boring."
"The secret is self-discipline."
"For example, don't eat junk food, French fries, cola, etc., I never touch it."
Han Peng in front of the TV was eating french fries, almost bursting out laughing, Tang Zhenglong was still eating french fries and potato chips last night.
Why does Tang Zhenglong want to eat French fries and potato chips together every time?
Because Tang Zhenglong said that the rain and dew should be evenly covered, and there should be no partiality. French fries and potato chips are both named potato, and the two brothers should be treated fairly.
"Also, don't go to nightclubs. As everyone knows, I'm not a womanizer."
puff.
The reporter on the scene was about to vomit.
"In addition, scientific training is the most important. I am the most serious one in every training session."
Immediately a reporter stood up.
"Tang Zhenglong, I have [-] photos of you lazily training, do you want me to send them to you?"
……
Tang Zhenglong asked back: "Is it your turn to ask questions now? Who are you? The press officer, I suggest that the security guard ask him to go out."
"Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far, you still don't drink Coke, do you want me to post [-] pictures of you drinking Coke?"
"..."
"And you are not close to women?"
"In this respect, you are simply China's Maradona."
……
The security guard came to the reporter, "Sir, if you don't shut up right away, then we can only ask you out."
The atmosphere was a bit embarrassing, and the Chinese female reporter didn't know what to do?
Tang Zhenglong immediately said: "It is also very important to have a good temper. For example, I have a good temper. The nonsense just now scolded me, but I don't care. Not only that, I will give him a chance to ask questions later."
"Tang Zhenglong, you are really too generous."
"Hahaha, of course."
The rest of the reporters rolled their eyes, they were all invited out by the security guards, how could they ask questions?Tang Zhenglong is really shameless.
In the second half of the press conference, Bosque simply drank the sports drink provided by the organizing committee. Anyway, there was nothing wrong with him. Everyone's focus was on Tang Zhenglong, but it was normal. Reporters like big mouths.
*******
woo woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
"Fermina, can you stop bragging?" Linda said angrily.
"Yeah, it's noisy."
"No, I want to cheer for Spain. Spain beat the Chinese team 5-0."
Woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
Fermina saw that the fans in South Africa were playing vuvuzela, so she also bought one.
This thing is really noisy.
"Linda, if you think so, with this, we won't be afraid of encountering hooligans."
puff.
"I advise you two to buy one and take it with you, it's fun."
"I don't, we are a gentleman's country in England."
"cut."
Fermina blew the vuvuzela and ran towards the court.
"Spain 5-0 China, long live Spain."
******
in the locker room.
Zhu Guanghu was sitting and making final preparations.
"I still say one word, stick to it! Wait for the opponent to make a mistake first."
"Yes!!"
"If we concede first, or if we lose at the end, then there is no shame, it's just the Asian champions losing to the European champions."
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "Director Zhu, the competition hasn't started yet, you can't do this..."
"..."
Zhu Guanghu looked at Tang Zhenglong's way of crossing Erlang's legs, and said angrily, "Do you want me to find you a pedicure?"
……
"Guide Zhu, to be honest, these are useless."
Zhu Guanghu was stunned.
"Then what do you say is useful?"
Tang Zhenglong snapped his fingers.
"Please close the second master!!"
I saw Han Peng holding a statue of Guan Yu coming out of a room inside.
The players were stunned.
"Tang Zhenglong, what are you doing?" Zhu Guanghu was also puzzled.
"Director Zhu, this is Second Master Guan, our Chinese martial sage."
"I use you to teach!!"
Zhu Guanghu pointed to Han Peng, "I mean when did you bring this thing in?"
"I hid it in my backpack."
Tang Zhenglong stood up and bowed respectfully in front of Second Master Guan.
"Second Master Guan, we are old friends. You helped me when I was at Everton. Now that I have come to the World Cup, you have to help me even more, because this is your motherland."
……
Everyone is stupid.
"Come, come, everyone, stand up and pay homage to Second Master Guan with me."
……
"What are you still doing?"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Director Zhu, why don't you come first?"
"I?"
"That's right, Director Zhu, let me tell you, it's very effective."
"Tang Zhenglong, are you trying to piss me off?"
"Guide Zhu, take a step to speak."
Zhu Guanghu moved over.
"Director Zhu, this is actually a psychological hint, similar to a psychiatrist. Now the teammates are very nervous. Let's say goodbye to Guan Erye, which can effectively relieve the tension of the players."
"really?"
"Of course."
Zhu Guanghu was dubious.
"It seems that there is nothing to lose." Zhu Guanghu thought to himself.
"Ok."
"Come, come, let's pay our respects to Second Master Guan."
……
……
"Director Zhu is also messing around with Tang Zhenglong?" Everyone thought to themselves.
But this is definitely not daring to say it.
"Prayer is still not enough, you must have words in your mouth."
"Then you teach us."
Tang Zhenglong said: "Second Master Guan, we have known each other for so long, you have to help me, woo woo woo."
……
"Why woo woo woo?"
"Stupid, Erye Guan is very sympathetic. He only knows we are miserable when we are sobbing, so he blesses us."
"Follow me quickly, Second Master Guan is very busy, and we'll kick off the ball later."
Everyone was still in a daze, this was the most wonderful pre-match preparation.
"Second Master Guan, we've known each other for so long, you can't help me, woo woo woo."
click! ! !
"I want you to be sincere, not to beg for food."
"Han Peng, you perform once."
"Design, Brother Long."
"Second Master Guan, we've known each other for so long, you can't help me, woo woo woo."
Woo woo woo.
"Not bad, not bad." Tang Zhenglong patted Han Peng on the shoulder, "That's the attitude."
Li Tie approached Zhu Guanghu secretly.
"Director Zhu, you just let Tang Zhenglong mess around like this?"
"Hehe, do you have a better way?"
"..."
"Actually, there is nothing to lose, but I really feel that everyone has relaxed, what do you think?"
"Ha ha."
******
Spanish dressing room.
Bosque called Ramos over.
"Follow me with Tang Zhenglong, this is the only request I have from you."
"Boss, it's not that easy to stare at Tang Zhenglong."
"I don't care about it. Anyway, this is my request to you. If Tang Zhenglong scores a goal, then I will find you."
Bosque is a completely different person. In normal times, he is a kind old man, but in the dressing room, he is an out-and-out lunatic.
(End of this chapter)
"Tang Zhenglong, how do you keep in good shape?"
"That's a good question." Tang Zhenglong smiled.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"boring."
"The secret is self-discipline."
"For example, don't eat junk food, French fries, cola, etc., I never touch it."
Han Peng in front of the TV was eating french fries, almost bursting out laughing, Tang Zhenglong was still eating french fries and potato chips last night.
Why does Tang Zhenglong want to eat French fries and potato chips together every time?
Because Tang Zhenglong said that the rain and dew should be evenly covered, and there should be no partiality. French fries and potato chips are both named potato, and the two brothers should be treated fairly.
"Also, don't go to nightclubs. As everyone knows, I'm not a womanizer."
puff.
The reporter on the scene was about to vomit.
"In addition, scientific training is the most important. I am the most serious one in every training session."
Immediately a reporter stood up.
"Tang Zhenglong, I have [-] photos of you lazily training, do you want me to send them to you?"
……
Tang Zhenglong asked back: "Is it your turn to ask questions now? Who are you? The press officer, I suggest that the security guard ask him to go out."
"Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far, you still don't drink Coke, do you want me to post [-] pictures of you drinking Coke?"
"..."
"And you are not close to women?"
"In this respect, you are simply China's Maradona."
……
The security guard came to the reporter, "Sir, if you don't shut up right away, then we can only ask you out."
The atmosphere was a bit embarrassing, and the Chinese female reporter didn't know what to do?
Tang Zhenglong immediately said: "It is also very important to have a good temper. For example, I have a good temper. The nonsense just now scolded me, but I don't care. Not only that, I will give him a chance to ask questions later."
"Tang Zhenglong, you are really too generous."
"Hahaha, of course."
The rest of the reporters rolled their eyes, they were all invited out by the security guards, how could they ask questions?Tang Zhenglong is really shameless.
In the second half of the press conference, Bosque simply drank the sports drink provided by the organizing committee. Anyway, there was nothing wrong with him. Everyone's focus was on Tang Zhenglong, but it was normal. Reporters like big mouths.
*******
woo woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
"Fermina, can you stop bragging?" Linda said angrily.
"Yeah, it's noisy."
"No, I want to cheer for Spain. Spain beat the Chinese team 5-0."
Woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo.
Fermina saw that the fans in South Africa were playing vuvuzela, so she also bought one.
This thing is really noisy.
"Linda, if you think so, with this, we won't be afraid of encountering hooligans."
puff.
"I advise you two to buy one and take it with you, it's fun."
"I don't, we are a gentleman's country in England."
"cut."
Fermina blew the vuvuzela and ran towards the court.
"Spain 5-0 China, long live Spain."
******
in the locker room.
Zhu Guanghu was sitting and making final preparations.
"I still say one word, stick to it! Wait for the opponent to make a mistake first."
"Yes!!"
"If we concede first, or if we lose at the end, then there is no shame, it's just the Asian champions losing to the European champions."
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "Director Zhu, the competition hasn't started yet, you can't do this..."
"..."
Zhu Guanghu looked at Tang Zhenglong's way of crossing Erlang's legs, and said angrily, "Do you want me to find you a pedicure?"
……
"Guide Zhu, to be honest, these are useless."
Zhu Guanghu was stunned.
"Then what do you say is useful?"
Tang Zhenglong snapped his fingers.
"Please close the second master!!"
I saw Han Peng holding a statue of Guan Yu coming out of a room inside.
The players were stunned.
"Tang Zhenglong, what are you doing?" Zhu Guanghu was also puzzled.
"Director Zhu, this is Second Master Guan, our Chinese martial sage."
"I use you to teach!!"
Zhu Guanghu pointed to Han Peng, "I mean when did you bring this thing in?"
"I hid it in my backpack."
Tang Zhenglong stood up and bowed respectfully in front of Second Master Guan.
"Second Master Guan, we are old friends. You helped me when I was at Everton. Now that I have come to the World Cup, you have to help me even more, because this is your motherland."
……
Everyone is stupid.
"Come, come, everyone, stand up and pay homage to Second Master Guan with me."
……
"What are you still doing?"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Director Zhu, why don't you come first?"
"I?"
"That's right, Director Zhu, let me tell you, it's very effective."
"Tang Zhenglong, are you trying to piss me off?"
"Guide Zhu, take a step to speak."
Zhu Guanghu moved over.
"Director Zhu, this is actually a psychological hint, similar to a psychiatrist. Now the teammates are very nervous. Let's say goodbye to Guan Erye, which can effectively relieve the tension of the players."
"really?"
"Of course."
Zhu Guanghu was dubious.
"It seems that there is nothing to lose." Zhu Guanghu thought to himself.
"Ok."
"Come, come, let's pay our respects to Second Master Guan."
……
……
"Director Zhu is also messing around with Tang Zhenglong?" Everyone thought to themselves.
But this is definitely not daring to say it.
"Prayer is still not enough, you must have words in your mouth."
"Then you teach us."
Tang Zhenglong said: "Second Master Guan, we have known each other for so long, you have to help me, woo woo woo."
……
"Why woo woo woo?"
"Stupid, Erye Guan is very sympathetic. He only knows we are miserable when we are sobbing, so he blesses us."
"Follow me quickly, Second Master Guan is very busy, and we'll kick off the ball later."
Everyone was still in a daze, this was the most wonderful pre-match preparation.
"Second Master Guan, we've known each other for so long, you can't help me, woo woo woo."
click! ! !
"I want you to be sincere, not to beg for food."
"Han Peng, you perform once."
"Design, Brother Long."
"Second Master Guan, we've known each other for so long, you can't help me, woo woo woo."
Woo woo woo.
"Not bad, not bad." Tang Zhenglong patted Han Peng on the shoulder, "That's the attitude."
Li Tie approached Zhu Guanghu secretly.
"Director Zhu, you just let Tang Zhenglong mess around like this?"
"Hehe, do you have a better way?"
"..."
"Actually, there is nothing to lose, but I really feel that everyone has relaxed, what do you think?"
"Ha ha."
******
Spanish dressing room.
Bosque called Ramos over.
"Follow me with Tang Zhenglong, this is the only request I have from you."
"Boss, it's not that easy to stare at Tang Zhenglong."
"I don't care about it. Anyway, this is my request to you. If Tang Zhenglong scores a goal, then I will find you."
Bosque is a completely different person. In normal times, he is a kind old man, but in the dressing room, he is an out-and-out lunatic.
(End of this chapter)
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