big mouth ball king

Chapter 873 There Are Worse Things

Argentina lost 0 to 4 to Germany and went out in a disastrous defeat.

After the game, Maradona pointed out that he also hid in the hotel and did not accept any interviews.

"What's going on? How is it possible."

"how is this possible!!!"

Since the group stage, Argentina has performed very well, especially Messi has fully matured. Many people even expected Argentina to win the championship, but unexpectedly, Argentina finally left South Africa in this way.

The old horse turned on the TV.

"My character is so good, someone must speak for me, right?"

Take a look, Nima! !
All scolding themselves.

Turn around.

"Tang Zhenglong."

The old horse is stupid.

"Hasn't the Chinese team been eliminated? Why is this bastard still in South Africa? Look at what he's talking about."

It's okay if you don't listen, listen!The old horse almost died of anger.

"Diego doesn't have the talent to be a coach at all. It was a huge mistake for Argentina to ask him to be the coach, because Diego is not a brain."

puff.

Claudia smiled and said, "Don, you may be sued for saying this."

"Hehe, I have a very good relationship with Diego, he won't sue me."

"Why is he out of his mind?"

"Once we were eating pizza together, I asked Diego, how many slices would be better?"

"Diego said to cut it into 8 pieces. 12 pieces is too much to finish."

puff.

Claudia couldn't hold back, and bent over with a smile.

"Don, I'm 100% sure you're joking."

"Haha, did you see all this?"

Tang Zhenglong scratched his head and smiled.

Maradona was shaking with anger.

"This bastard is still the host now?"

Maradona checked on the Internet, and it was indeed the case, and he would also comment on the final.

"I remember the final being at the stadium in Johannesburg."

The old horse thought for a while, "The seats in the stands are so high, if I throw Tang Zhenglong down, will no one know?"

Exciting to think about.

Lao Ma called a TV station in Argentina.

"I'm Diego, I can help you explain the final."

"Free."

"Okay, see you then!"

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Johannesburg Soccer City Stadium, where the opening ceremony and final of the World Cup were held.

Entering the stadium, Tang Zhenglong and Claudia rushed to the commentary booth.

"I will put my ugly words first. If Taylor Swift does not show up, then I will leave immediately. I will not sell myself for a mere 10 euros."

Claudia rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry, she will definitely be there, unless she doesn't come by herself."

"..."

"Then I'll count on you too."

Claudia is also a little worried, what if Taylor really doesn't come?People like Tang Zhenglong can say and do it.

Looking at it from a distance, Claudia was relieved.

"Look."

"Mould."

Tang Zhenglong went over and sat down, pretending to be reserved.

"Claudia, hurry up and cheer me up."

"..."

"I said, I don't know what that means."

"It's just to flatter me and let the other party know that I'm handsome."

Claudia really didn't want to do this, but there was no other way, what if this bastard Tang Zhenglong left?
"Tang, the cologne on your body smells so special, what is it?"

"Haha, this is from Audi."

"..."

"Fool, it's Dior, not Audi." Claudia whispered.

Tang Zhenglong almost died of embarrassment, it's over!He must be regarded as a local turtle.

At this moment, a chuckle came from behind.

"This is the first time I've heard that Audi makes cologne?"

Tang Zhenglong turned his head and smiled awkwardly.

"I was wrong, it belongs to Dior."

As soon as these words came out, Taylor Swift smiled even more happily.

"I've heard about Dior. If Audi releases cologne, I'd like to buy a bottle."

"Hello, I'm Tang Zhenglong, read it with me."

"..."

"What follows is my catchphrase, just call me Tang Zhenglong."

"Haha, I'm Taylor."

"I've heard your song, you're so talented."

Taylor Swift said with a smile: "Actually, we Americans don't like football very much. I came to South Africa this time to participate in a brand event."

"It doesn't matter, watch a game of football, you will gradually like this sport, this is purely men's sport."

Taylor Swift pointed to Claudia, "Your female partner is very beautiful."

……

A black line appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.

"Claudia, can you stay away from me?"

"Are you crazy, I'm your partner."

"But Taylor Misunderstood."

Claudia said angrily: "Tang Zhenglong, it's almost enough, you really came to pick up girls."

"if not?"

"..."

"Tang Zhenglong, 10 yuan is still money. You have signed a contract. Do you have any spirit of contract?"

"Damn!! You can't tell me that a few words with Taylor are called benefits for me?"

"Then what do you want to do? Will people like you? Do you know music? Can you play an instrument?"

Tang Zhenglong's chest rose and fell, and he was about to explode with anger.

"I……"

"I can play the harmonica."

"Grandma's Penghu Bay, have you heard of it?"

Claudia pointed, "Speak to her if you have the ability, you can play the harmonica."

……

Tang Zhenglong turned his head and saw an acquaintance.

"Diego."

The old horse also looked over.

"come over."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, and said it was red flowers with green leaves. If I sat next to Maradona, then Taylor Swift would look at me again, wouldn't I be as tall as a male god?
Tang Zhenglong stood up.

"Where are you going?"

"You can't control it."

"return!!!"

Tang Zhenglong came to Lao Ma's side.

The old horse put on a show, thinking: "Trick this bastard first."

"Tang, long time no see, he's still so handsome."

"Haha, you too."

"Would you like to sit down and explain with me?"

"Okay." Tang Zhenglong sat down immediately.

"Diego, it's like this, can you do me a favor."

"What are you busy with?"

"Do you know wingman?"

"I know, it's the one who assists you when you're picking up girls."

Tang Zhenglong nodded quickly.

"that is!!"

"See there, it's Taylor Swift, a famous singer, I like her."

"OK, I understand."

The old horse volunteered, "I'll go first, and you will come over later."

"Okay, Diego, you are so kind to me, I will treat you to a big meal after the game."

"no problem."

The old horse has passed 20 minutes, and it seems to be talking and laughing, Tang Zhenglong is suspicious, what is this old man talking about?

Finally, the old horse came back and patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder.

"nailed it."

"It's done?" Tang Zhenglong expressed his surprise, so it's done?
"Go, maybe she will invite you to watch the game in the VIP seats."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong ran over, and just opened his mouth - Taylor Swift.

did not expect! ! !
With a slap, Taylor Swift slapped Tang Zhenglong in the face.

"Why hit me?"

(End of this chapter)