big mouth ball king

Chapter 892

Tang Zhenglong rushed to the sidelines, grabbed the glass and drank it.

"Hey, what's wrong with the taste of this beer?"

……

"Never mind, have another drink."

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"Hey, can I ask, where did you buy this beer? It tastes so weird."

The other party was stunned.

"Who says it's beer? It's whiskey."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

Two glasses of whiskey, no wonder my chest is on fire.

Tang Zhenglong was also too impatient, eager to complete the task, but he didn't expect it.

"System, have I completed the task?"

"Overfulfilled, but master...will you hang up?"

"..."

"Damn!! How does the stadium security in Spain do, and whiskey can also be brought in?"

Soon, the spirit of wine came up.

"Oops!!"

Seeing Tang Zhenglong's appearance, Marcelo stepped forward and asked, "Tang, what's wrong with you, your face is so red?"

"I am shy."

"Why are you shy?"

"You're so handsome!!"

"Don, are you crazy?"

Drink two glasses of whiskey, it is not crazy, but drunk.

Ayoze also found that something was wrong with Tang Zhenglong.

"what happened to you?"

"I'm shaky no matter how I walk."

"is it?"

"Have you been drinking?"

"No."

"By the way, don't you want to learn how to eat soft rice? I can teach you."

"Really?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded, and then told all about himself and Fermina, Ayoze was dumbfounded.

"Can you step back a bit, what happened to that Linda?"

"Oh, Linda, that's right."

……

"Well, can you go back a little bit, I want to know, what happened to Kaya?"

"Oh, Kaya, listen."

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"Well, who is this Edith?"

"My last boss' daughter."

……

It's been a long time since I saw Ayoze, "Did you also date the boss's daughter?"

"correct."

"And Lauren."

……

"Who is this Lauren?"

"Oh, Lauren, listen."

******
Laudrup called Ayoze over.

"What are you doing? Is the team paying you to chat with each other?"

"Ah???? Answer me."

"Boss, that guy named Tang Zhenglong, his private life is too rich."

"It's none of your business!!"

Ayoze said timidly: "Boss, our professional players also eat their youth. If we can find a rich woman, it's actually not bad."

Laudrup was stunned, no wonder everyone said that it is easy to learn bad, but difficult to learn good.

This guy has learned badly.

Laudrup patted Ayoze on the shoulder, "A man has to rely on himself. It is shameless to rely on others, such as Tang Zhenglong."

Ayoze looked at Tang Zhenglong and thought: "It's great to be like Tang Zhenglong!!!"

Laudrup flicked Ayoze's forehead, "I warn you, next time Tang Zhenglong breaks through at your point, I will replace you immediately and send you to the second team."

"The second team has an aunt who does cleaning, you can eat her soft food."

puff.

Ayoze's face turned black.

"Boss, I understand, I won't talk to Tang Zhenglong again."

"It's almost there."

******
"System, I seem to have really hung up."

"Who told you to drink so much?"

"How do I know it's whiskey!!!"

Mourinho patted Tang Zhenglong.

"Are you uncomfortable, why are you shaking?"

"Boss, it is like this."

Tang Zhenglong made up a story.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain...

"STOP!!"

"Say it in one sentence."

"I've been drinking."

……

……

Five thunders struck the top! ! !

Mourinho trembled all over.

"you've been drinking??"

Drunk driving is deducted 12 points, so what about drunk driving?Banned for a season?Seems like FIFA has no rules for alcohol kicks.

Because no one knows how to drink alcohol.

"I'll replace you right away."

Unexpectedly, all this was seen by Laudrup.

"Okay, big news."

Laudrup immediately complained to the fourth official.

"An opposing player who drinks alcohol and plays football should be banned for life."

The fourth official found Tang Zhenglong.

"you've been drinking?"

"Ah."

"It's like this. When I celebrated my goal just now, the Mallorca fans poured on me."

"Put P."

Laudrup insisted, "Referee, this must be suspended?"

The referee is embarrassed, how to deal with this kind of thing?There are no rules.

"Referee, you don't need to embarrass yourself, I will replace him immediately."

"Referee, if you don't care about this matter, then there will be no discipline on the court, and everyone will be like Tang Zhenglong, drinking and playing football."

Mourinho said with a smile: "In fact, some players in the Danish league just drink a little wine to play."

"That's keeping out the cold, and it's August and it's hot."

The referee needs to make sure that Tang Zhenglong is still awake.

He patted Mourinho, "Don, let me ask you, who is this?"

"Our boss, Jose Mourinho."

The referee patted Laudrup.

"who is this?"

"My grandson."

puff.

Laudrup rolled up his sleeves.

The referee laughed, "You can still make jokes and prove that it's okay. I think so, don't make substitutions, you continue to play."

"All right!!"

*****
In fact, there is a feeling of being slightly drunk when drinking, which is a wonderful feeling and very comfortable.

Tang Zhenglong sobered up a little, almost to the point where he was slightly tipsy.

"System, I feel very good now."

"I now know what Drunken Master feels like."

Di Maria sent the ball over, Tang Zhenglong didn't stop the ball, rubbed the ball lightly, and the ball just flew over the opponent's entire defense line and reached the feet of Benzema.

Benzema froze when he received the ball.

"When did Tang Zhenglong pass the ball so well?"

Mourinho was even more surprised. Tang Zhenglong's pass was as accurate as a cheat.

There is a feeling of passing the ball in Harvey's peak period.

Benzema easily pushed the far corner of the goal.

The score became 3-0.

Benzema ran back and said with a smile, "Don, your pass just now was amazing."

"can you?"

"It's a lot like Zidane."

"Hahaha."

Soon, Tang Zhenglong sent another pass that can be called a textbook, but Di Maria did not seize the opportunity.

Mourinho froze.

Could it be that Tang Zhenglong became a midfield master because of drinking alcohol?
Alcohol can do this?

Mourinho is a little excited, so can he be allowed to play the position of midfielder?
If Tang Zhenglong keeps passing the ball like this, how many goals can Real Madrid score in a game?

Mourinho found Tang Zhenglong.

"Tang, try the front midfielder, I feel that your feet feel very good."

"I think so too."

Tang Zhenglong arrived at the position of the front midfielder.

Of course Laudrup was not happy.

"Eccentric, the referee is a black whistle, such a person should have been sent off long ago."

(End of this chapter)