big mouth ball king

Chapter 919 What Are Your Weaknesses?
"Weakness scan?"

"what is that?"

"I've used it before, don't pretend to me!!"

"I didn't pretend, there is no such thing at all."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, this idiot system pretended to be an idiot to himself.

"What should I do?"

After much deliberation, I still had no choice but to ask Ibrahimovic for help.

"Zlatan..."

Ibrahimovic didn't even look at Tang Zhenglong.

Seeing Ibrahimovic's death, Tang Zhenglong sneered in his heart: "Then don't blame me."

"Zlatan, if you ignore me, then I will tell your teammates that you are actually a crook."

……

……

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded.

"Tang Zhenglong!! You play less p."

"Who told you not to find a girlfriend, I can say whatever I want."

Ibrahimovic was shaking with anger.

"Tang Zhenglong, believe it or not, I'll shoot you to death!!!"

"come!!"

Ibrahimovic knows that if Tang Zhenglong talks nonsense, it will seriously affect his image in the team.

"Well, what exactly do you want?"

"Tell me about Amelia's weakness."

"What do you mean?"

"For example, he is afraid of cockroaches, or he is afraid of sharp objects, in short, what is he afraid of."

Ibrahimovic looked at Tang Zhenglong with strange eyes, "Your condition is getting worse."

"Screw you!!"

"Okay, let me think about it."

Ibrahimovic thought about it.

"Have you ever heard that sound, two pieces of Styrofoam rubbing against each other, making a screeching sound."

"I know that many people are afraid of noise pollution."

"He seems to be afraid of that."

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Where can I find foam plastic?"

That can only be...

Real Madrid get another free kick.

Tang Zhenglong took a water bottle and rubbed it with his fingernails, making a sound like rubbing foam plastic.

Amelia was shocked and turned her head to look.

"Don't do it, it's too noisy."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "This is my freedom."

Chi Chi Chi! !

Amelia felt ten thousand insects crawling on her body.

"Can you die?"

"Hahaha, it works."

Alonso's corner kick missed a distraught Amelia and Real Madrid nearly conceded a goal.

Looking at Amelia's unlucky attribute, it has risen to 70.

"Haha, it works."

Tang Zhenglong came up with a more ruthless move, scraping the goal post with his shoe spikes, the sound...

Amelia was going crazy, he went to the referee, "Referee, that Tang Zhenglong seriously interfered with the game."

"What did he do?"

"He was scratching the goalposts with the spikes and the sound was so disgusting I almost threw up."

"Tang Zhenglong, is what he said true?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Yes, the soles of my shoes are covered with a lot of mud. I knocked them for the competition."

Amelia said angrily: "Then you shave it all at once."

"No, I can't shave cleanly once."

"Okay then, take off your shoes and let me scrape the head office for you?"

"No."

Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "Referee, I knock on the goal post with my sneakers, isn't this illegal?"

"..."

"Okay, let's continue the game. It's really not against the rules for him to do so."

Amelia is going crazy.

The attribute of the unlucky egg is raised to 80.

Real Madrid get another corner.

When Amelia turned her head, Tang Zhenglong was really next to the goal post, rubbing his feet on the goal. The kind of appearance that was about to be scratched or not scratched was the most uncomfortable.

"Oh my God!!"

A corner kick was taken, and Amelia jumped up to pick it up, when a sharp sound came from her ears.

呲呲呲.

呲呲呲.

"what!!"

Benzema took a look, what happened to this product?
Then I'm welcome.

Benzema smashes the ball into the goal.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL! !
Real Madrid lead 1-0.

Ding sound.

mission completed.

"Hahaha, the third Dragon Ball is here."

Just when Tang Zhenglong was in a good mood, AC Milan players surrounded him.

"Do you still want to be shameless?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Don't think we don't know what you did. If you dare to rub your shoe spikes against the goal post again, we will break your leg."

"Really? Hit me, hit me quickly."

Gattuso, the titan of AC Milan, stood up, "If you have the ability to single out during the intermission, now the camera is filming, you know we dare not do anything to you."

"Single?"

"Ha ha."

"I'm not going!!!"

Depend on.

The foreshadowing was so awesome, but in the end it turned out not to go.

"We are professional players, we have the ability to score goals."

"Let me ask you, how many goals can you score in a season?"

Gattuso is mad, he is a defensive midfielder, and he can't score a few goals in a season.

"Everyone, don't stop me. I'll beat him up. If he is banned, he will be banned."

Gattuso took a look, "Fuck, everyone really won't stop me."

This is embarrassing.

"Why don't you pull me?"

"Because we really want to beat him up, this kid is too arrogant."

"Then do it yourself."

"Humph!!!"

AC Milan players are a bit embarrassed.

"Forgive you this time, be careful during the intermission."

"Hehe, I'm afraid of you!!"

Soon, AC Milan won a corner kick.

The AC Milan players thought to themselves, "We can also learn from Tang Zhenglong, let's go to the goal too."

Several AC Milan players rubbed against Real Madrid's goal, making harsh noises, and the referee couldn't stand it anymore.

"What are you doing?"

"Referee, that's what Tang Zhenglong did just now, you can't double standards."

The referee decisively issued a yellow card.

……

……

"You guys are no longer kicking the goal, but a collective pole dance."

puff! !

Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing, "Group pole dancing, hahaha."

The AC Milan players were aggrieved in their hearts, but they could only scold "black whistle" in their hearts.

The game continues.

After Real Madrid took the lead, they retracted the front a little bit and stabilized the defense.

In this way, AC Milan has more ball possession opportunities.

Pirlo split the ball and right-back Zambrotta, who was the main player of the 2006 World Cup winner, rushed up.

Zambrotta threw off Marcelo's defense and made a curved pass, and Ibrahimovic rushed past.

The ball came behind him, but Ibrahimovic is different from others, he can wag his tail with a scorpion.

Ibrahimovic hooked his heel.

Ramos was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Ibrahimovic to do this trick, the scorpion tail wagging is Ibrahimovic's famous trick.

But this time Ibrahimovic's scorpion tail was not a shot, but a pass to the back point, and Inzaghi followed up and pushed the far corner of the goal.

GOOOOOOAL! !
Mourinho covered his head, this shot was so clever, it was like a pass in a basketball game.

Italian football is really hot.

Ibrahimovic rushed in front of Tang Zhenglong, "See, this is beautiful football, what are you?"

Tang Zhenglong ignored Ibrahimovic.

At this time, Real Madrid had a problem. Ramos, who was defending Ibrahimovic just now, strained his thigh and was sitting on the ground. Mourinho's heart skipped a beat.

"Nothing will happen to Ramos."

(End of this chapter)