big mouth ball king

Chapter 92

The Cologne bus drove into Schalke's home stadium, which is the most devilish home stadium in Germany and even in Europe. The noise of fans celebrating a goal here surpassed the roar of Boeing planes taking off.

Cologne was a guest at Schalke, and the official arranged a warm-up step. At this time, the stadium was very quiet, with only a small number of reporters.

Tang Zhenglong warmed up with his teammates and played some simple coordination, such as crossing the header from the side, and one-on-one passing.

Tang Zhenglong was in a team with Podolski, and the two passed the ball face to face.

"Lukas, if we win the DFB-Pokal, how will you celebrate?"

"I don't know, I don't discuss things that haven't happened yet."

"Hehe, you are really boring."

At this moment Podolski smiled and said, "Don, will you stay next season?"

"Why do you ask that?"

It's funny to say that Podols basically thought Tang Zhenglong was hateful, but after half a year of contact, he found that he actually started to like Tang Zhenglong.

"answer me."

Tang Zhenglong scratched his head, "If Real Madrid and Bayern Munich don't invite me, then I should stay in Cologne."

puff! !

"Don, why are you so natural when you brag."

"Maybe it's stronger."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, which made Podolski look embarrassed.

After a while, Tang Zhenglong suddenly wanted to pee.

"I want to pee."

"Come on then."

Tang Zhenglong ran into the player's tunnel, but it was troublesome, the place was too big, it was Tang Zhenglong's first visit, and it was not a working day, there was not even a staff member, so he couldn't find a place to ask.

"Damn it, the locker room isn't open either."

The more anxious he was, the more anxious Tang Zhenglong became. He searched and searched, anyway, as long as he could push the door and get in.

Finally Tang Zhenglong pushed open a door, went in and saw that it was a large room with luxurious decoration, it looked like a VIP room.

"It doesn't matter, find the toilet, and Tang Zhenglong starts to act."

At this moment, the door closed, and a man with a cigar came in. Yes, this is the office of Schalke manager Aschauer at the stadium.

Ashor suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Could it be that someone came in?"

"Who?"

Tang Zhenglonghan, sure enough, someone is there, but the pants are all taken off, so it has to be solved.

"Hi, I'm a Cologne player, use your toilet."

As soon as this remark came out, Aschau almost exploded in anger. Even Schalke players were not allowed to enter his office, and a Cologne player actually came to his office and wanted to pee.

Ashaoer, who was mad with anger, pushed open the door, only to see Tang Zhenglong facing the urinal, ready to ing.

"Asshole, get out."

"Sir, I'll be quick, I'm really in a hurry."

"Are you going to get out or not? If you don't get out, I'll find security right away."

"Sir, I'm really in a hurry."

The frustrated Ashaoer directly stretched out his hand to grab Tang Zhenglong's shoulder, he didn't expect a tragedy!
"what!!!"

Tang Zhenglong let out his breath.

Ashaoer was dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong pissed on his pants.

"Bastard, I killed you."

That's the way it was said, but A Shaoer couldn't get close to Tang Zhenglong, so he went out to change his clothes first, and Tang Zhenglong was ready to run away after finishing the solution.

But Aschauer has already found security, and he asked the Cologne Club to give an explanation.

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After stepping on the court, Stevens called the players to prepare to take the bus back to the hotel.

But after counting the number of people, Tang Zhenglong was missing.

"Where did Tang go?"

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and shook their heads.

"Lucas, I remember Don and you teamed up to pass the ball."

Podolski nodded. "Don said he was going to pee, and then disappeared."

"Could it have fallen into the toilet?" Schultz laughed.

"Hahaha."

"Stop making trouble, go and find Tang, we're going back."

After a while, someone came back and hurriedly said: "Head, it's not good, Tang was detained by security and is in the manager's office."

Stevens almost fainted from anger, this Tang Zhenglong is really a troublemaker, can he cause such a big trouble just by urinating?
When he came to Ashaoer's office, Stevens gave Tang Zhenglong a hard look, and then said with a smile, "Rudy, how did Tang offend you?"

Ashaoer was still very angry, he pointed to Tang Zhenglong, "Let your players tell you themselves."

"Don, what did you do?"

"I... peed on him."

"what?"

Stevens couldn't believe his ears, what a joke! !

"Don, are you serious?"

"It's the way it is."

Tang Zhenglong told the story, and Stevens understood.

"You shouldn't be in the manager's office."

"I wanted to go to the locker room, but the door was closed, and I couldn't hold back."

Stevens apologized to Aschauer, "It was a misunderstanding, and I apologize to you, the pitch is too big."

Asauer sneered, "Stop pretending, I know what you mean."

"What?" Stevens was confused.

"You guys want to disgust me with such indecent means, right? Is that how you beat Leverkusen?"

No matter what country you are in, it is probably very unlucky to be peed on by someone.

Stevens is not happy anymore, isn't it just to use your bathroom?If you don't bluff, Tang Zhenglong can't pee on you.

"Rudy, in fact, you are also at fault for this matter, isn't it just to use your toilet? Why do you care so much about a few minutes?"

When Asauer heard this, he became even angrier, "Believe it or not, I sued Club Cologne."

Stevens shrugged, "If you want to sue, I can't help it."

"Hey, boss is so cool today." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

In fact, Stevens couldn't understand the other party's arrogance, and he felt apologetic at first, but when he saw the other party's attitude, even the slightest apology in his heart disappeared.

Tang Zhenglong stood up abruptly, patted his chest, "I do things alone, I peed on you, I will go and explain it to the media."

A Shaoer is stupid, he is prosecuting for the crime of breaking into a private office, if it is known that Tang Zhenglong peed on him, he will be ashamed to the Baltic Sea.

"You bastard, don't ever mention this to me again, you know?"

"Don't mention it? Well, if you apologize to my boss, I won't mention it, otherwise..."

What the hell! !
Ashaoer was stupid, he was born in 1944, he lived so long, it was the first time he met someone like Tang Zhenglong.

"You bastard!!"

"Yes, I'm an asshole, so apologize to my boss quickly, or I will tell the media that I accidentally pissed on Schalke manager Aschauer."

……

"I fought with you!!"

The security guard hurriedly persuaded him to fight.

(End of this chapter)