big mouth ball king

Chapter 928 I don't want to score goals

"Attention everyone, now that Tang Zhenglong's disgusting methods have been upgraded, he deliberately said the truth."

"Yes, he asked me to shovel him, and he still told me with a smile, like a crazy person."

……

"He told me to guard him hard and not give him any chance to shoot."

"He's a pervert."

Woo woo woo.

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong came over at this time and patted the AC Milan player on the shoulder.

"Defend me well, make sure you don't give me a chance to shoot, and kill every shot I have in the bud."

"Your! Understood!"

Nesta couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't come to disgust us, it's not your turn to dictate to AC Milan."

Tang Zhenglong was upset, "What are you talking about, isn't defense your job?"

"Yes."

"Then what's wrong with what I said?"

"..."

"Anyway, it's not your turn to say it."

The game continues.

Di Maria passed the ball to Tang Zhenglong, who was about to shoot, when Abate pushed Tang Zhenglong down.

Tang Zhenglong got up and thanked Abate.

"Thank you, just a little bit."

"What's close?"

"I was almost able to kick. You know, a striker of my level, once he gives me a chance to shoot, he will score 100% of the goals."

Abate's face darkened.

Tang Zhenglong looked happy, and patted Abate on the shoulder, "Keep working hard, it's better to be rough next time and kick me."

……

"You are so rich, why don't you cure your illness first?"

"..."

Free kick, Tang Zhenglong walked away immediately.

The system reminded: "Master, you kick the free kick, don't hide."

"..."

"Hehe, the free kick is not contracted by me again, everyone can take the rain and dew, don't be a hooligan."

"Hehe, master, you are doing it on purpose."

Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to go over and prepare to kick off.

"You can't pass the ball, you have to shoot."

"Why!"

"Why do you say so?"

Tang Zhenglong was wilted.

The opponent's wall is so thin, it must not be able to resist it.

"Hey, I said, can you add a few people, so that I can't stop my shot."

"It's none of your business."

"I don't like to hear that. You guys can't defend well, why don't you let me say it?"

Flamini rushed out, "Referee, can you take care of me, this bastard has disgusted us for a long time."

The referee couldn't control it either. Tang Zhenglong didn't insult his opponent, and he didn't interfere with the game. He just reminded the opponent to strengthen their defense. Although it's weird, it's not against the rules.

"Don, can you shut up?"

"Yes, but please tell me that I violated that UEFA rule?"

The referee is sweating, and UEFA will definitely not have this rule after 100 years, because it is too weird.

Tang Zhenglong yelled at the goalkeeper - "Defend the far corner, my free kick is very good."

AC Milan is everyone gnashing their teeth.

Tang Zhenglong started his run-up, kicked a curve ball, and the ball hit the crossbar with a bang.

The entire AC Milan team broke out in a cold sweat. In fact, Tang Zhenglong himself was more scared than them.

"It's so dangerous, I almost got in."

Tang Zhenglong began to pretend to be X, "I told you earlier, add a few more people, is my Tang Zhenglong's footwork a joke?"

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Di Maria leaned over, "Don, I admire you so much now."

"what?"

"You did it on purpose, right? In fact, you really want to score goals, but you deliberately act like you don't want to score goals, so that the opponent can't guess you."

"..."

"is it possible?"

Di Maria gave a thumbs up, "Excellent, I will pass the ball to you, after every ball."

"do not!!"

"Damn, Tang, your acting skills are so good, I thought it was real."

"It's true!!"

Di Maria showed an "I understand" expression.

Tang Zhenglong wants to cry, does anyone in the world take my words as words?
"Forget it, let me confess. For a great striker like me, it's too difficult not to score goals."

"Hey, why did I hear the sound of vomiting."

"Master, it's me!!"

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Inzaghi's header hangs from the far corner, and Cassie hugs the ball without taking a fake move.

Casey immediately throws the ball to attack.

The ball reached Khedira's feet, and Ronaldo was unguarded at all, and he dribbled the ball into the penalty area by himself.

With a burst shot, the ball was thrown by the goalkeeper. Everyone saw that the ball bounced towards Tang Zhenglong.

Nesta rushed over quickly.

Tang Zhenglong shoots! !

The ball hit Nesta's leg and bounced into the goal.

GOOOOOOOOAL! !
"Hahaha, I didn't score this goal, it was an own goal, the system, you can't blame me."

Tang Zhenglong ran to the referee, "Referee, this is an own goal and has nothing to do with me."

The referee was completely dumbfounded. He had only seen someone desperately trying to win the goal to his own account, but this was the first time he saw someone pushing it out.

The referee said to the fourth official through the headset: "Write it down for me, I want to make an opinion to UEFA. In the future, players must undergo a mental examination before playing."

"it is good."

The referee laughed and said, "Whether it was your goal or not, it doesn't matter what you say. I need to discuss it with the linesman."

"Referee, it's really an own goal, I admit it."

Tang Zhenglong raised his hands.

"It's useless even if you lift your feet up."

At this time, the lineman's voice came from the headset.

"It's an own goal."

The referee ruled that the goal was counted as Nesta's own goal.

Tang Zhenglong was overjoyed.

"Haha, it's an own goal, not my goal."

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The people of AC Milan were stunned.

"Crazy, really crazy."

Soon, Real Madrid's offense made a comeback, and AC Milan players trembled when they saw Tang Zhenglong.

This guy...what the hell is he trying to do? He's not a normal person at all.

Tang Zhenglong passed Flamini and faced Nesta.

It was another fake move. In desperation, Nesta made a kick. Tang Zhenglong had an instinct, and when the opponent made a kick, he fell.

It's like a "Pavlovian" experiment, that's pretty much it.

"Haha, penalty kick."

"Master, you go and take the punishment."

Tang Zhenglong stayed in the air for half a second.

"Then I won't fall."

Tang Zhenglong got up abruptly.

"Referee, I admit that I flopped."

The referee also gave Tang Zhenglong a yellow card.

Tang Zhenglong breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay.

Unexpectedly, the referee pointed to the penalty spot.

"Referee, I admit it, I flopped."

"I gave you a yellow card because you behaved strangely, and whether it was a dive or not, I will decide, you are not the referee."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

Woo woo woo.

"Referee, I really flopped, I really flopped, this is not a penalty."

Tang Zhenglong was reluctant to hold the ball, and then walked in front of Amelia.

"I believe in you, you will be able to save my penalty, come on."

Amelia was stunned.

(End of this chapter)