big mouth ball king

Chapter 935

I rely on! ! !

Thiago flew over with a shovel, but Tang Zhenglong jumped up to avoid it, otherwise it would be a disaster.

"Referee, don't you care?"

Thiago smiled slightly, "I didn't kick it again."

……

"referee!!!"

The referee shrugged and said that he didn't get a shovel, so he couldn't control it.

"Doesn't matter?"

"Well, don't blame me for using the "drum washing machine" mode that I haven't used for a long time."

Soon, the Atlético players shoveled Tang Zhenglong again, this time he was seen rolling wildly on the lawn with his hands on his legs.

"what!!!"

Tang Zhenglong rolled from the edge of the court to Atletico Madrid's bench.

The head coach of Atletico Madrid can't stand it anymore.

"If you have the ability, go to Barcelona."

"what!!!"

Tang Zhenglong was still rolling.

At this time, all Atletico Madrid's bench came out.

"Come on, let's throw him back to Real Madrid."

"What are you doing? Oh my god!! Stop it, those who offend China will be punished even if they are far away."

"stop."

Atletico Madrid's bench players couldn't help but lift up Tang Zhenglong and throw it to Real Madrid.

Mourinho was angry.

"What are you doing? Tang Zhenglong is a real person, he is not a thing. Are you throwing garbage?"

Flores also felt that it was too much, and immediately went over to apologize.

"Jose, our players are a little excited, but your players are too rogue, he is a rolling dragon."

"..."

The referee came running.

He signaled all six people who threw Tang Zhenglong just now to come over.

This is also the substitute player that Atletico Madrid signed up for in this game.

Flores knew it was bad.

"Referee, I apologize."

The referee pointed to the stands.

"All up to the stands."

Flores was shocked, and all the substitutes were sent off?
This should be the first time in football history.

"Referee, punish me, it's all my fault."

"I don't want to say it again."

Raul Garcia said angrily: "He rolled in front of us."

"I will punish him, but it's your fault that you throw him like trash."

Flores patted his player.

"Let's go."

"..."

Atletico Madrid's substitute players can only go to the stands.

After dealing with Atletico Madrid, the referee walked towards Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong acted first: "Referee, my leg is broken."

"Yellow card."

"You really think you are a washing machine."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong took a rest on the sidelines, and then ran back to the court.

*****
Morais leaned over, "Tang Zhenglong has made a fortune. He exchanged a yellow card for all six opponents to be sent off."

"Hehe, this kid is really a thief."

On the field, the Atlético Madrid players hated Tang Zhenglong, but for the time being, they can't be rough because the referee must have zero tolerance.

Ding sound.

Task: Give Aguero a green hat and help him put it on personally.

Reward: 500 mouth points.

Punishment: I was green.

……

"System, you mean the real green hat? The real thing?"

"Yes."

Tang Zhenglong died in sweat. In fact, there is no such thing as a green hat in foreign countries. Many teams have green hats, and it doesn't matter in foreign countries.

but……

Now is the Internet age, sooner or later you will be picked up.

The most important thing is, if I give it, will Aguero take it?
"System, you are so wicked!!"

"well enough!!"

Tang Zhenglong found Diarra on the bench.

"Can you do something for me?"

"what?"

"We have a lot of white hats in Real Madrid, you helped me figure out the green ones."

"Green hat?"

"Correct."

"Where do you want to go?"

"Let me ask you, do you know the meaning of a green hat?"

Diarra shook his head, "I know Real Betis fans wear cuckolds."

……

……

If this word is in China, it can fight with you.

"That's right, I was invited by the United Nations Environmental Protection Organization to promote environmental protection."

"Is there such an organization in the United Nations?"

"..."

"Yes, it's similar to UNICEF."

Diarra didn't know, "Okay, I'll help you."

The first half is over.

Tang Zhenglong went to Aguero with a green hat.

"Kun."

"..."

"What do you want? Let me tell you, I can't beat you. I have professional ethics."

……

"I want to give you a green hat."

Aguero looked at it, "Isn't this a Real Betis hat?"

"..."

all know?
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "The team that you must never join in this life is Real Betis, otherwise you will be laughed to death by domestic fans."

Cuckold Don! !

"No, this is actually a hat launched by an environmental protection organization of the United Nations to promote environmental protection."

"Mother Earth is being polluted day by day. If this continues, what will happen to our descendants?"

"Maybe after 100 years, our children and grandchildren will not be able to find a lawn to play football on. Can you bear it?"

Aguero nodded, "I know that environmental protection is very important, but since this organization can find you, it proves that they are blind, so I refuse to participate."

"Don't, you put on the green hat first."

Aguero took a step back, "Don't touch me, or I will complain to the referee immediately."

……

……

"This is how to do?"

The overlord bows hard? ?

"Master, no, the other party must agree."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, and he could only show the acting skills of an Oscar winner.

"Woooooo."

Aguero froze, "Why are you crying?"

"Did you know that in Africa, every second a child dies from malnutrition?"

"..."

"This little green hat is their hope."

"What do you mean?"

"Actually, I have an identity as an ambassador of UNICEF. They said that as long as I send out a little green hat, I will donate 100 US dollars to African children."

"..."

"That's good, I'll donate $1."

Tang Zhenglong choked up and said, "Is this about money? This is about love."

"Does it mean that if I wear a green hat, I will have love?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

Aguero thought to himself: "It doesn't seem like a big deal, why don't you just bring it?"

"Okay, give it to me."

"No, I have to bring it for you, and it must be caught by the camera, so that $100 can reach the hands of African children."

"So troublesome?"

Without further ado, Tang Zhenglong put the hat on Aguero's head with a click.

Aguero laughed, "It's quite appropriate."

Tang Zhenglong thought: "Nonsense, I made it for you."

"Okay, I'm leaving first, and I thank you for your kindness on behalf of African children."

*****
Back in the locker room, everyone found that Aguero was wearing a green hat, which is not surprising in the West.

"Kun, where did you get the green hat?"

"Given by Tang Zhenglong."

"..."

"What's going on, don't you have hatred?"

"It's like this. It's a charity event of the United Nations. As long as I wear a green hat, African children can get 100 dollars."

Everyone was stunned, "Why do I always think this is a conspiracy?"

(End of this chapter)