big mouth ball king

Chapter 951
Guardiola frowned.

It was good, but now the ball is lost first.

0 to 1, still in his own home Camp Nou, which is very uncomfortable.

booooooooooooo.

Clap clap clap.

booooooooooooo.

Clap clap clap.

The two voices interlaced at the scene, Real Madrid took the ball, the audience booed, Barcelona took the ball, the audience applauded, Mourinho didn't need to look, he knew who was attacking now.

At this time Tang Zhenglong ran over.

Mourinho was still furious at this moment. Tang Zhenglong slapped himself just now. Although he said it was to frame Barcelona, ​​it might also be taking the opportunity to retaliate.

"Why are you coming back?"

"Boss, my shorts are broken."

"The shorts are broken?"

Mourinho feels fresh, what's wrong with the shorts?
"The strap is broken, so I can't fasten my trousers."

"It doesn't matter, it won't fall."

"But what if there is a confrontation?"

"It can't be such a coincidence, the other party is picking up your pants? Besides, our opponent is not an islander, who is so short."

puff.

Mourinho patted Tang Zhenglong.

"Don't make trouble, you already have a yellow card."

Tang Zhenglong can only go back to the game.

******
Messi!

Messi!

Messi dribbled the ball and Ramos was pushed to the limit every time he met Messi.

Messi hit the ball, Tang Zhenglong resisted with his upper body, but Messi's confrontation was also very strong, Ramos shoveled.

This is the limit of the limit. If you can't shovel it, you can only surrender.

Ramos' toe touched the ball and the ball went out of the baseline.

Cassie came up and patted Ramos, "It's so dangerous, it was almost a penalty."

Ha ha.

Messi tried several breakthroughs, but Real Madrid is not a weak team after all, so it is not so easy to pass.

Messi began to choose to pass the ball.

Villa's ability in the penalty area is still very strong.

After receiving a pass from Messi, Villa kept the ball and fired with his left foot.

The ball was pumped a little high, which shocked Cassie into a cold sweat.

"so close."

Barcelona is in control of the game, but Real Madrid is not so easy to get through. Barcelona fans are starting to get a little anxious.

It was Real Madrid's turn to attack.

Busquets is close to Tang Zhenglong.

"We meet again, actor."

Busquets shuddered, "Actor?"

To be called actor by an actor, this feeling... weird.

In the game against Inter Milan last season, Busquets flopped, but he didn't pretend well, and was caught by the camera when he peeked, which is terrible.

Tang Zhenglong looked at Busquets through his fingers.

"Do you think you are stupid? Why peek through your fingers? You can just squint, that's how I am."

Tang Zhenglong narrowed his eyes.

"You still need to hone your acting skills. After the game, I will give you a book, Tang Zhenglong's Diving Book."

"roll!!"

Alonso passed the ball to Tang Zhenglong. In front of the penalty area, Tang Zhenglong could only get the ball with his back.

Busquets stuck close to Tang Zhenglong, never letting him turn around.

"I have to turn around and pass the ball."

Tang Zhenglong was about to forcefully turn around when he suddenly felt chilly below.

"What? Is it raining?"

"It doesn't matter that much."

"Hey, why are the Barcelona players stunned and staring at me blankly? Is it because I'm handsome?"

Tang Zhenglong went straight to Ronaldo.

The Barcelona players were still stunned.

Ronaldo single-handedly scored.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL! !
Only then did the Barcelona players react.

"Referee, Tang Zhenglong fouled, he...he...he doesn't wear pants."

*******
Strictly speaking, Tang Zhenglong committed a foul.

Now the game has strict requirements for players to wear.

In the 80s, it was okay to dress like Platini (jersey spread over shorts, no shin pads), but now it is absolutely not.

Players must tuck their jerseys into their shorts, which must also be worn.

"Referee, Busquets pulled my pants."

"Referee, his trousers are obviously not worn properly, otherwise it would be impossible to pull them down. The quality of the trousers is very good now."

"Referee, I'm really dressed."

"Besides, Barcelona players can ignore me, why do they look at me? Is it because they are ashamed, not as old as me?"

"Referee, listen to what he said?"

"Don't get excited, I said big, it's my mind."

"roll."

Referees are also difficult to deal with. Why does Tang Zhenglong always give problems to referees?
In the future, should UEFA set up a Tang Zhenglong research group to study the Tang Zhenglong issue.

The referee said to Busquets: "You should have been given a yellow card, but the goal was scored, forget it."

"The referee is wise!!"

******
I'll go for it.

The shorts are broken, and there are unexpected gains?
Mourinho was elated.

"Don, it's a good thing I didn't ask you to change your shorts, did you?"

"..."

"Jose, haven't you figured out the key yet?"

"Isn't the point just that you dropped your shorts? The other party was dumbfounded?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"The key is not to drop, but to be big!!!"

"big!!!!"

"Why do we feel shocked when we see the pyramid? Because it's big!!!"

Mourinho was stunned, and he called Mores, "Tell the boss, our team needs a psychiatrist."

"..."

*******
Puyol wanted to cry but had no tears. As a World Cup champion, he has never seen such a big storm, but Tang Zhenglong is so weird, which is really rare.

"Teammates, ignore everything Tang Zhenglong says to us in the future, just treat him as air, and even talking to him will cause bad luck."

"Yes!!!"

Busquets approached Tang Zhenglong.

"You dead liar."

"what?"

"There's something wrong with your shorts, otherwise they wouldn't fall off so easily."

"Hehe, to be honest, isn't it very big?"

"..."

Busquets was shaking with anger.

"Why do you look like you're having a heart attack?"

"It's about to explode, and you are the murderer."

puff.

Busquets ran away, he was afraid that he would really die of anger.

******
0 to 2, this score is a bit dazzling.

Fortunately, there is still a long time to play.

Xavi has the ball, this is the brain of Spain and the brain of Barcelona's midfield.

Many people only know that Messi is great, but in fact, the real one is Harvey who is strategizing behind him.

Xavi passes the ball to Iniesta.

Facing Real Madrid's defenders, Iniesta resorted to a croquette.

It is to pass the ball to the right foot with the left foot, and then move the ball forward with the right foot to pass the opponent.

Fried meatballs can be regarded as Iniesta's patent, just like the pendulum is Ronaldo's patent.

Ding sound.

Mission: Successfully pass Busquets with a croquette.

Bonus: Get bigger.

Punishment: getting smaller.

……

"What gets bigger?"

"It's just what you think."

"So?"

"you know."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, this reward is actually pretty good.

But croquettes?This will not! !
Fried meatballs look simple, but they are not. If it is so simple, why can't others, and Iniesta is the best?
"Okay, then I'll fry the meatballs."

(End of this chapter)