big mouth ball king

Chapter 957 The system wants me to die!
In the last round of the Champions League, the match against Auxerre is indifferent to Real Madrid, anyway, the group is ahead of schedule.

But for Tang Zhenglong, that was very crucial, he received the task of the last dragon ball.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned when he received the task.

Task: France is a passionate country, collect 100 kisses or slaps from female fans of the visiting team.

Reward: The seventh Dragon Ball.

"Slap?"

"The second choice is you, you can choose to slap or kiss."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, he was slapped by 100 French girls, how can he mess around after that.

"I choose sweet kisses."

"Master, I think you'd better go to France. If it's too difficult, you can choose to have sex."

"..."

"System, Nima has gone bad!"

******
Auxerre, located in the north of France, is the fourth largest city in Burgundy, with a population of 35000 in the city and 92000 in the metropolitan area.

Such a city is only as big as a county in China. Despite the small number of people, the football atmosphere is very lively.

When he came to Auxerre, Tang Zhenglong thought about his mission.

"100 French chicks?"

"It's very difficult."

During training, many local fans from Auxerre came.

"Ramos, I love you."

"Cristiano."

"Don, you're so handsome."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled and waved at the fans.

After training, Tang Zhenglong went to the fans.

The ancestors signed autographs and took photos with the fans in a dignified manner, and then changed the subject.

"Do you know what day it is today?"

"What day?"

"World Kissing Day."

DUANG! !
There is such a festival?
Have you heard of Eye Protection Day and Arbor Day, but there is still a festival for kissing?
Tang Zhenglong took out his mobile phone, he asked Saul to register a website yesterday, and made people look like dogs, pretending to be real.

"See for yourself."

Everyone took a look, wow, this is the website of the United Nations, so it seems that World Kissing Day is real.

Tang Zhenglong patted himself.

"I am very honored to be invited by the United Nations to be the image ambassador of World Kissing Day."

puff.

The system sprayed.

"Master, I am convinced!!"

You look at me, I look at you.

"Don, do you want us to kiss you?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "If possible, but only on the cheeks."

"no problem."

1, 2, 3, 4... 27.

A total of 27 French girls.

"There are so few people?"

Tang Zhenglong was a little dissatisfied.

This method can only be fooled in the training ground, after this village, there will be no such shop.

"That's right, the number of people is a bit small, can you invite your female friends to come here, and let's celebrate this wonderful festival together?"

"Of course, just wait a minute, we'll call right away."

After waiting for half an hour, no one came. Real Madrid was going back to the hotel.

"Tang, let's go." Mores came over and called Tang Zhenglong.

"Boss, wait a little longer."

"I wanted to talk about you just now, what happened to you today? Are you so close to the fans?"

"Boss, we play football similarly to Cowherd, we all serve the fans."

Morris was dumbfounded.

Playing football is similar to a cowherd?

"Don!! Take this back to me, or I will beat you!!"

……

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"I'll give you 30 seconds. If you still don't leave, I'll ask Jose to come and invite you in person."

Tang Zhenglong knew that there was no other way, so he could only think of other ways.

*******
"Saul, help me make another website."

"Didn't you just make one yesterday? World Kissing Day, hahaha, how did you come up with it?"

……

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"Can you stop laughing? I was also blackmailed, so I can't help it."

"Extortion? Have you called the police?"

……

"never mind."

Saul is probably a private matter.

"Then what website are you doing today?"

"For charity, send a kiss and a child in Africa gets $1."

"African children?"

Why does Saul feel so familiar, as if Tang Zhenglong once "cared" for African children.

"Tang, are you in any trouble? You can tell me, I have a lot of friends."

"No! You can just do it."

*******
Today is the last training before the game, Tang Zhenglong must seize the opportunity.

"Dear fans."

"Don, I love you."

Tang Zhenglong still looked like a human being, first he signed the autograph, took a group photo, and then took out his mobile phone.

"Did you know that many children in Africa live on less than US$1 a day?"

"I know, but what can we do?"

"Look at this event."

Everyone looked at it, shit!There are still such activities.

"But this website doesn't say who to kiss?"

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands, "I like to do charity very much, why don't you kiss me."

"Great."

55, 56, 57.

"Nimma!! There are still not enough people."

How many people are there in this city?
"It's less than 30 dollars, can you invite your friends to come and participate in the event together, the more the better."

"Okay, Don, you're not allowed to go."

"I'm sure I won't go."

******
"Are you going?"

"I do not go."

Mourinho grabbed Tang Zhenglong by the collar.

The seven dragon balls will be obtained soon, even if he is beaten up, Tang Zhenglong has to complete the task.

"Are you crazy? Are you a nympho?"

"It's charity."

"I'll ask again for the last time, are you going?"

"Don't go!!"

At this time the girl came, but also followed by a large group of old men.

"..."

Mourinho laughed and said, "Haha, something happened."

Tang Zhenglong took a look, is it a fake website?

"Boss, I think we'd better go now."

"Come on, continue with your performance."

"..."

"For the sake of children in Africa, it's nothing to be beaten."

"..."

"Boss, I was wrong. African children are not important, but my life is important."

Tang Zhenglong quickly ran onto the bus.

"Where is the problem?"

******
"Where are people? See if I don't kill him, dare to lie to our girls in Auxerre."

It turned out that the website Saul hired someone to build had a fatal flaw. The English version was fine, but the French version was machine-translated.

"Go to the stadium tomorrow, don't let me catch that bastard, or all three legs will be broken."

"It's disgusting. They lied to us that it was a charity event. I didn't expect it to be fake."

"Girls, prepare a giant TIFO and make sure to expose the ugly face of this bastard."

"good idea."

*******
"What should I do? It's still far behind."

"Master, I'll give you an idea, let those angry girls beat you up, and slap you in the face, then the task will be completed."

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……

It is estimated that it is not sex, but disfigurement.

"Forget it, let's talk about the game tomorrow. If you score an own goal or something, maybe the fans will be willing to do anything when they are happy."

(End of this chapter)