Chapter 392 Jokes
San Francisco in August is sunny and sunny, and there are many tourists who come here admiringly.

People were enjoying this perfect time, but suddenly there was a thunder on the flat ground, and a deafening roar came from the sky.

Moo!
After a howl like a bison, a ferocious monster with a head like an ax and a body length of more than 70 meters jumped out of the water and jumped onto the Golden Gate Bridge!

Rows of cars on the bridge were crushed under its tread, like cardboard boards being crushed, and the bridge shook accordingly.Immediately afterwards, the two front legs of the ax head monster exerted strength, and its huge body took advantage of the momentum to climb onto the bridge.

"God, what's that?"

"Is it a monster?"

"Did I not wake up?"

The sudden loud noise plunged the whole city into panic, and people rushed to flee. Some bold young people took out their mobile phones and posted the videos on the Internet.

"What the Chinese said is true!"

"There is really a monster attack!"

"Where is the government, where are the people from the government?"

As soon as the monster attacked the Golden Gate Bridge, the U.S. Department of Defense received the attack information, and passed the temporary combat regulations in just 3 minutes.

Fighter jets took off from a nearby aviation base and headed straight for the Golden Gate Bridge.

"Tell me, the Pacific Rim project that the Chinese said is shit! There are no so-called alien monsters at all, and the ancient creatures known on the earth are all within the controllable range."

The Secretary of Defense pointed to Dustin, the security adviser in the conference room, with a sullen face and asked sharply.

"It's impossible, it doesn't make sense at all!"

Dustin's face paled, "Physicists have studied the so-called spatial fluctuations mentioned by China, and they all agree that it is a joke."

"A huge creature like this needs extremely harsh food and living environment, how is it possible..."

"The Pacific Rim Project is definitely a Chinese conspiracy, concocted to mislead our research direction!"

Dustin tried to defend himself.

"Get out and eat shit in that monster's poop! America is ruined by idiots like you."

"Because of your misjudgment, the whole city has to pay for it!"

"Damn it, why aren't you in San Francisco today, going to that damn Will show?"

Facing the questioning from the Minister of Defense, Dustin could only swallow silently, his legs were shaking non-stop, and his bald forehead was covered with layers of fine sweat.

In fact, he did agree to Will Show's invitation a week ago, but he turned it down temporarily due to something happening a few days ago.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly ran out of the house, took out his mobile phone and dialed.

Beep!
All the phone calls are busy.

At the same time, at the recording site of the Will Show on the San Francisco TV station, the host Will was joking about the current hot news with great interest.

He talked and laughed happily under the camera, but during the recording process, he keenly noticed that the staff outside the recording site were a little restless.

"What's going on, why is the quality of this group of staff so poor?" Will was a little unhappy, but he didn't show it, and tried to maintain a perfect demeanor.

"Originally, we invited Mr. Dustin, an international security consultant, to be a guest on the Will Show again, and share with us the joy brought to the audience by the so-called Pacific Rim project this year."

"However, it's a pity that Mr. Dustin was unable to come due to temporary errands. He once made an oath on the show that if alien monsters attack the earth, he will..."

Rumble!
Before he could finish speaking, the whole studio suddenly shook, and Will was caught off guard and fell to the ground.

He stood up and laughed, "What happened?"

"Is there an earthquake, or is there an alien monster attacking the earth?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room shook again. This time the room was tilted nearly 45 degrees. The tables and chairs in the room rolled to the corner, and Will was thrown to the ground.

The camera was fixed on the ground, perfectly recording everything that happened in the room, and then a big hole was suddenly cracked in the wall behind Will, and a ferocious giant hand tore the whole building apart along the big hole with a length of more than ten meters. the gap!

Crackling!

The masonry debris was mixed with the falling objects in the room, the sound of sirens, the roar and explosion of the plane, the roar of monsters, and the screams of people before they died rushed over.

Looking at the giant palm slapping the sky from a distance, Will's face turned pale, and before he died, he thought about the oath that Dustin had made.

"Fuck you Dustin, why did I believe your nonsense?"

"If I am alive, I must feed you shit in front of the entire American audience!"

boom!
The building collapsed.

He casually knocked over the building beside him, raised his head and let out a roar.

From the time he landed on the Golden Gate Bridge to rushing into downtown San Francisco, in just ten minutes, he caused unimaginable damage.

Unlike Mu Tou, who landed in Fukushima, all the actions of the ax monster are destructive, destroying everything in sight.

It doesn't even need to attack, it lowers its head and rushes around randomly.

Military fighter jets have arrived on the battlefield for the first time.

Part of the launched missiles was dodged by it and fell into the city. Even if the remaining part exploded on it, it would basically not cause too much damage.

"Who can help me?"

A middle-aged man in the ruins was crushed to half of his body, and blood flowed out from the crushed place. He desperately called for help, but in the next second, the bricks and stones falling from his head smashed him into a pulp.

This is not one or two, similar tragedies are happening all over the city.

Crying children, helpless old people, people who were crushed while running.

In the past, none of the defense measures of human beings was aimed at such a huge monster. Therefore, in the face of such emergencies, not only ordinary people ran around like headless chickens, but even the military and the government were helpless.

"Ask for help, ask for support!"

"Our weapons can't break through the opponent's defense at all!"

The fighter jet flew around the ax-headed monster at high speed. The pilot was looking for a weak point to attack, but when he got a little closer, he was swept away by the monster's body, and a ball of sparks exploded in the air.

In the end, the monster ignored the surrounding attacks at all, and just buried its head in the collision. The missiles fired from the fighter plane fell on it, which further expanded the damage to the city.

"Mr. Minister, what to do, if this continues, the whole of San Francisco will be destroyed by it!"

"Has our country developed a secret mech like China's?"

"For these monsters, aren't we prepared at all?"

The Minister of Defense was full of bitterness. A year ago, everyone took that Chinese as a joke, but a year later, everyone discovered that they themselves were the biggest joke.

"Mr. Minister, a call from the White House!"

At this moment, a communications soldier suddenly stepped forward and said anxiously.

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