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Chapter 140 A pair of sharp-toothed fighters
Chapter 140 A pair of sharp-toothed fighters
Deng Jiuliu looked at Bao Sanlan again, obviously wanting him to help Chen Feng solve the toilet problem.
This time Bao Sanlan will quit, he is a big man who wipes another big man's ass, if he speaks out, the world will laugh at him!
"I won't do it!" Bao San refused sternly, "If you want to wipe his ass, go yourself!"
Chen Feng urged: "No, no, no, I can't hold it anymore!"
Deng Jiuliu quickly waved his hand: "Quickly untie his acupoints and take him to a corner for convenience!"
Bao Sanlan immediately went to unlock the acupoints, Chen Feng felt that he could move, he squatted down in the corner in a hurry, pretending to go to the toilet, while checking his body condition.
It's a pity that although he was able to move, he couldn't use his internal force, and he didn't know what trick the opponent used, as if he had sealed his internal force.
After all, he is from Mantuo Mountain Villa, so it is normal to have some superb techniques.
Chen Feng squatted on the ground and took a look at the situation. Although this corner was a blind spot and Deng Jiuliu, who was in the middle of the ruined temple, could not see him, at this moment Bao Sanran was standing in front of him, staring at Chen Feng.Chen Feng, who couldn't use his inner strength, couldn't escape at all.
He had no choice but to find another way. Chen Feng picked up his pants and stood up. Bao Sanlan actually sniffed hard with his nose, walked over and pushed Chen Feng away to take a look, and exclaimed: "You kid didn't poop!"
If it's an ordinary person, how could it be possible to watch other people's shit, but Bao Sanlan, a big fool, just did it.
Chen Feng could only say awkwardly: "I just squatted down and didn't want to pull anymore."
Deng Jiuliu hurried over, tapped Chen Feng's acupuncture points again, then threw him to the ground, and said viciously: "Lie down and do nothing. If you dare to play tricks again, don't blame me for being rude!"
Chen Feng couldn't move again, so he bit his bullet and said, "Do you believe me when I say I want to pee?"
Deng Jiuliu said coldly: "I just gave you a chance not to pee, and now you suddenly want to pee again?"
"It's hard to say this kind of thing." Chen Feng said helplessly.
"Then throw down your pants!" Deng Jiuliu no longer compromised.
Chen Feng shut up and said nothing. Since it was night, he would wait for the other party to rest before thinking of a solution.
It's just that Deng Jiuliu and Bao Sanlan didn't intend to sleep. With their martial arts level, they can still be energetic after a few days without sleep.
Chen Feng secretly tried to use internal force to break through, but this time was different from the one in the Song Mansion.After Luo Zhenhao tapped the acupuncture points, he could at least mobilize his internal force to attack.But now, Chen Feng can't sense the internal force at all, so how can he break through the acupuncture points?
It's not an option to just sit and wait like this, and in the middle of the night, Chen Feng yelled again: "I'm hungry again!"
"Why are you so busy!" Bao Sanlan said impatiently.
Chen Feng pouted: "I didn't eat anything all day, I only ate a little pheasant, would you be full?"
Bao Sanluan rubbed his stomach and said, "I really can't get enough."
Deng Jiuliu couldn't stand it anymore, he patted Bao Sanlan on the head, and said, "Whether he can eat or not, giving him a pheasant is already very good, can't he starve to death?"
"Yes." Bao Sanlan smiled and scratched his head.
Chen Feng kept cursing secretly in his heart, with the shrewd Deng Jiuliu present, it was too difficult to find a breakthrough, if there was a chance to be alone with Bao Sanluan, then he would have a chance to escape.
"Hey, I heard movement outside, you guys go out and have a look!" Chen Feng said intentionally.
The corners of Deng Jiuliu's mouth turned up, and he sneered, "Hehe, with your sharp ears, why didn't we hear it?"
Chen Feng said seriously: "I won't lie to you, the whole capital knows that my hearing is good. I can hear clearly anyone walking within a hundred miles!"
"If you keep playing, we'll treat it as a show." Deng Jiuliu was unmoved.
Chen Feng continued to talk: "I'm not exaggerating. I think back in the capital, I could hear the sounds inside the palace from outside the palace. Guess what I heard?"
Bao Sanlan became interested and asked curiously: "Did Mo Fei have sex with the emperor's concubine?"
Chen Feng smirked and said: "That's not pointing out! There are so many beauties in the emperor's harem, can he come here by chance? Many noble concubines may not get lucky once a year, so what should they do?"
Although the content was not suitable for children, it just caught Bao Sanlan's attention. Even Deng Jiuliu moved his position towards Chen Feng. Although he deliberately turned his head to the side, his ears were straight.
Chen Feng paused for a moment, then continued: "A lot of ladies are young, not to mention not being able to get the emperor's favor, even if the emperor comes to her place, at the age of the emperor, can they satisfy the ladies? Ladies Unable to hold back, I can only..."
At this point, Chen Feng suddenly shouted loudly: "No, I really need to pee!"
"Stinky boy, I want to pee." Deng Jiuliu got up and wanted to solve it by the wall.
Chen Feng said contemptuously: "If you want to pee, go out and pee. The smell of your urine affects my mood, so I won't tell my story anymore!"
Bao Sanlan agreed and said: "Brother Deng, let's go outside, I'll see this kid will be fine!"
"Alright, I'll come as soon as I go!" Deng Jiu flowed out of the ruined temple.
The time to urinate is not long, Chen Feng hurriedly urged Bao Sanlan: "Brother Bao, my urgency has not been resolved yet, so I can't tell a story like this, so hurry up and untie my acupoints."
"Okay, okay!" Bao Sanlan didn't even think about it, and directly unblocked the acupoints for Chen Feng.Of course, Chen Feng was still unable to mobilize his internal energy, and because of this, Bao Sanlan was able to untie the acupoints with confidence.
Chen Feng walked to the window and asked while pretending to untie his pants: "Brother Bao, what method did you use to prevent me from mobilizing my internal energy? I have never heard of this kind of kung fu in Jianghu, could it be the unique skill of Mantuo Villa? "
Bao Sanlan proudly said: "Naturally, it is the unique skill of our Mantuo Villa, called closed-muscle acupressure method. As long as you use this technique to acupoint, you can block the meridian, naturally you cannot let the internal force circulate, and you can't even feel the existence of the internal force." .Ordinary acupressure methods can only allow you to move freely, but cannot untie your tendons. Only by using the same method of closing tendons and acupoints can you truly untie your shackles."
It turned out that the tendons were blocked, but this acupuncture technique did not completely block the tendons, so people couldn't detect it.
"What a wonderful technique." Chen Feng said this, but he was already searching for this skill in the martial arts book.
The method of closing tendons and acupoints is not very valuable, and only needs 42 cultivation points to exchange for. It is a pity that Chen Feng's cultivation points are only in his early twenties. It is all because of breaking through the internal force that the cultivation points are used up, and it is also the case at the critical moment powerless.
Last time I was in trouble, I could still learn the Turtle Breathing Technique, but now I can't. It seems that I need to prepare enough cultivation points in the future so that I can learn some skills needed on the spot at any time.
The hope of escape was wasted again, Chen Feng was hesitating whether to escape through the window.Now that he can't use his internal force, he might be pulled back by Bao Sanlan before he jumps out of the window.
At this helpless juncture, Deng Jiuliu came back in a hurry, with a nervous look, and said: "Your ears are really good, and someone is approaching outside!"...
(End of this chapter)
Deng Jiuliu looked at Bao Sanlan again, obviously wanting him to help Chen Feng solve the toilet problem.
This time Bao Sanlan will quit, he is a big man who wipes another big man's ass, if he speaks out, the world will laugh at him!
"I won't do it!" Bao San refused sternly, "If you want to wipe his ass, go yourself!"
Chen Feng urged: "No, no, no, I can't hold it anymore!"
Deng Jiuliu quickly waved his hand: "Quickly untie his acupoints and take him to a corner for convenience!"
Bao Sanlan immediately went to unlock the acupoints, Chen Feng felt that he could move, he squatted down in the corner in a hurry, pretending to go to the toilet, while checking his body condition.
It's a pity that although he was able to move, he couldn't use his internal force, and he didn't know what trick the opponent used, as if he had sealed his internal force.
After all, he is from Mantuo Mountain Villa, so it is normal to have some superb techniques.
Chen Feng squatted on the ground and took a look at the situation. Although this corner was a blind spot and Deng Jiuliu, who was in the middle of the ruined temple, could not see him, at this moment Bao Sanran was standing in front of him, staring at Chen Feng.Chen Feng, who couldn't use his inner strength, couldn't escape at all.
He had no choice but to find another way. Chen Feng picked up his pants and stood up. Bao Sanlan actually sniffed hard with his nose, walked over and pushed Chen Feng away to take a look, and exclaimed: "You kid didn't poop!"
If it's an ordinary person, how could it be possible to watch other people's shit, but Bao Sanlan, a big fool, just did it.
Chen Feng could only say awkwardly: "I just squatted down and didn't want to pull anymore."
Deng Jiuliu hurried over, tapped Chen Feng's acupuncture points again, then threw him to the ground, and said viciously: "Lie down and do nothing. If you dare to play tricks again, don't blame me for being rude!"
Chen Feng couldn't move again, so he bit his bullet and said, "Do you believe me when I say I want to pee?"
Deng Jiuliu said coldly: "I just gave you a chance not to pee, and now you suddenly want to pee again?"
"It's hard to say this kind of thing." Chen Feng said helplessly.
"Then throw down your pants!" Deng Jiuliu no longer compromised.
Chen Feng shut up and said nothing. Since it was night, he would wait for the other party to rest before thinking of a solution.
It's just that Deng Jiuliu and Bao Sanlan didn't intend to sleep. With their martial arts level, they can still be energetic after a few days without sleep.
Chen Feng secretly tried to use internal force to break through, but this time was different from the one in the Song Mansion.After Luo Zhenhao tapped the acupuncture points, he could at least mobilize his internal force to attack.But now, Chen Feng can't sense the internal force at all, so how can he break through the acupuncture points?
It's not an option to just sit and wait like this, and in the middle of the night, Chen Feng yelled again: "I'm hungry again!"
"Why are you so busy!" Bao Sanlan said impatiently.
Chen Feng pouted: "I didn't eat anything all day, I only ate a little pheasant, would you be full?"
Bao Sanluan rubbed his stomach and said, "I really can't get enough."
Deng Jiuliu couldn't stand it anymore, he patted Bao Sanlan on the head, and said, "Whether he can eat or not, giving him a pheasant is already very good, can't he starve to death?"
"Yes." Bao Sanlan smiled and scratched his head.
Chen Feng kept cursing secretly in his heart, with the shrewd Deng Jiuliu present, it was too difficult to find a breakthrough, if there was a chance to be alone with Bao Sanluan, then he would have a chance to escape.
"Hey, I heard movement outside, you guys go out and have a look!" Chen Feng said intentionally.
The corners of Deng Jiuliu's mouth turned up, and he sneered, "Hehe, with your sharp ears, why didn't we hear it?"
Chen Feng said seriously: "I won't lie to you, the whole capital knows that my hearing is good. I can hear clearly anyone walking within a hundred miles!"
"If you keep playing, we'll treat it as a show." Deng Jiuliu was unmoved.
Chen Feng continued to talk: "I'm not exaggerating. I think back in the capital, I could hear the sounds inside the palace from outside the palace. Guess what I heard?"
Bao Sanlan became interested and asked curiously: "Did Mo Fei have sex with the emperor's concubine?"
Chen Feng smirked and said: "That's not pointing out! There are so many beauties in the emperor's harem, can he come here by chance? Many noble concubines may not get lucky once a year, so what should they do?"
Although the content was not suitable for children, it just caught Bao Sanlan's attention. Even Deng Jiuliu moved his position towards Chen Feng. Although he deliberately turned his head to the side, his ears were straight.
Chen Feng paused for a moment, then continued: "A lot of ladies are young, not to mention not being able to get the emperor's favor, even if the emperor comes to her place, at the age of the emperor, can they satisfy the ladies? Ladies Unable to hold back, I can only..."
At this point, Chen Feng suddenly shouted loudly: "No, I really need to pee!"
"Stinky boy, I want to pee." Deng Jiuliu got up and wanted to solve it by the wall.
Chen Feng said contemptuously: "If you want to pee, go out and pee. The smell of your urine affects my mood, so I won't tell my story anymore!"
Bao Sanlan agreed and said: "Brother Deng, let's go outside, I'll see this kid will be fine!"
"Alright, I'll come as soon as I go!" Deng Jiu flowed out of the ruined temple.
The time to urinate is not long, Chen Feng hurriedly urged Bao Sanlan: "Brother Bao, my urgency has not been resolved yet, so I can't tell a story like this, so hurry up and untie my acupoints."
"Okay, okay!" Bao Sanlan didn't even think about it, and directly unblocked the acupoints for Chen Feng.Of course, Chen Feng was still unable to mobilize his internal energy, and because of this, Bao Sanlan was able to untie the acupoints with confidence.
Chen Feng walked to the window and asked while pretending to untie his pants: "Brother Bao, what method did you use to prevent me from mobilizing my internal energy? I have never heard of this kind of kung fu in Jianghu, could it be the unique skill of Mantuo Villa? "
Bao Sanlan proudly said: "Naturally, it is the unique skill of our Mantuo Villa, called closed-muscle acupressure method. As long as you use this technique to acupoint, you can block the meridian, naturally you cannot let the internal force circulate, and you can't even feel the existence of the internal force." .Ordinary acupressure methods can only allow you to move freely, but cannot untie your tendons. Only by using the same method of closing tendons and acupoints can you truly untie your shackles."
It turned out that the tendons were blocked, but this acupuncture technique did not completely block the tendons, so people couldn't detect it.
"What a wonderful technique." Chen Feng said this, but he was already searching for this skill in the martial arts book.
The method of closing tendons and acupoints is not very valuable, and only needs 42 cultivation points to exchange for. It is a pity that Chen Feng's cultivation points are only in his early twenties. It is all because of breaking through the internal force that the cultivation points are used up, and it is also the case at the critical moment powerless.
Last time I was in trouble, I could still learn the Turtle Breathing Technique, but now I can't. It seems that I need to prepare enough cultivation points in the future so that I can learn some skills needed on the spot at any time.
The hope of escape was wasted again, Chen Feng was hesitating whether to escape through the window.Now that he can't use his internal force, he might be pulled back by Bao Sanlan before he jumps out of the window.
At this helpless juncture, Deng Jiuliu came back in a hurry, with a nervous look, and said: "Your ears are really good, and someone is approaching outside!"...
(End of this chapter)
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