Movie martial arts

Chapter 396 Husband and wife
The twilight is getting darker and darker, and the autumn mood is getting stronger and stronger.

Han Wen and Chu Liuxiang climbed the mountain in the twilight, and passed the Yuanyang Bridge, the Tomb of the Filial Piety, the Broken Beam Hall, the Hanhan Spring, the Sword Test Stone, the Erxian Pavilion, and the Immortal Cave...but they couldn't find a way to go straight to the "Yongcui Mountain Villa" .

"Is this 'Yongcui Villa' on Huqiu Mountain?" Chu Liuxiang couldn't help sighing, feeling depressed.

The poplars are rustling, the sound of autumn is everywhere, the grass has no paths, and the sky is full of autumn colors.

Han Wen frowned and said, "Have you never been to the 'Yongcui Villa'?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "No, I only heard that this green villa embraces the distant mountains and looks at Taihu Lake in the distance, with sandbirds sailing and misty bamboo trees. It is the most beautiful scenery in the whole mountain."

Han Wen wanted to say something more, but suddenly found a red light in the distance, swaying with the wind, it seemed to be at the highest point of the mountain, his eyebrows furrowed deeper, and he muttered: "What kind of trick is this? Weird!"

Chu Liuxiang rolled her eyes and said, "Anyway, let's go and have a look!"

The two stretched their bodies and swept up, only to see the majestic giant tower standing in the evening wind. The tower is seven stories high, and each floor has cornices slanting out.That red light was hanging on the eaves of the tower, but the surroundings were desolate and cold, but there were poplars, but no one could be seen.

Who hung this lantern here?What for?
The lights are like blood.In the blood-red light, there is actually a line of writing written on the stone tower.But it was written on the top floor of the stone pagoda, and it was impossible to see clearly from below.

Chu Liuxiang squinted her eyes, her eyes were sore, and she said for a long time: "Your eyes are better than mine, can you see clearly what is written?"

Han Wen seemed to be thinking, but shook his head.

Chu Liuxiang sighed and said, "Okay! Then I'll go up and have a look." Just as he was about to jump up, he was grabbed by Han Wen, and he continued, "I also know it must be their conspiracy, but if If you don’t go up and take a look, I’ll be very uncomfortable!”

Han Wen nodded and let go of his hand. Chu Liuxiang's figure had already been swept away. He himself knew that this must be another trap, so he did not dare to be careless in his actions.

I saw his body lightly landed on the eaves of the sixth floor, and finally saw the words written on it clearly—it was written: "Chu Liuxiang died here."

Chu Liuxiang glanced over these seven characters at a glance, although she was a little surprised in her heart, but she was not confused at all, she didn't take a second look, and jumped off.Unexpectedly, at this moment, a huge net was suddenly cast down from the top of the tower.

Han Wen kept looking up, and saw that the net was flickering. It seemed to be made of gold wire and iron. Although it was extremely light and soft, it was coming very fast. Seeing that Chu Liuxiang was about to be engulfed by this net, he couldn't help but Shen Sheng shouted: "Be careful!"

As he shouted, Chu Liuxiang's body fell suddenly. Although the giant net fell quickly, Chu Liuxiang's fall was even faster. Han Wen just breathed a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, from the fifth floor of the stone tower, a piece of silver light suddenly flew out like lightning. It turned out to be a rare outer weapon called the "Bo Sickle Spear". The tip of the spear hooked directly into Chu Liuxiang's knees.

Chu Liuxiang was startled, but his movements remained undisturbed, and he made a sudden move. He slapped on the eaves of the fifth floor tower, and his body fell upside down.But in this way, even though he avoided the sickle spear, he could no longer avoid the giant net, and his whole body was surrounded by the giant net, rolling and falling down.

The sickle gun took advantage of the momentum and lifted up the giant net with another hook. As a result, Chu Liuxiang was hung in the air. Even though he tried his best, he couldn't escape, and the net wires were actually cut into his flesh one by one.He didn't know how many crises he had faced in his life, but he had never seen such a secret weapon, such a secret move.

The silver light flickered endlessly, and Chu Liuxiang had been hoisted up.

Han Wen frowned suddenly, a long sword slipped out of his sleeve, and at this moment a person fell from the top of the tower like a bird.Although he couldn't see his appearance clearly in the night, he could already be seen to be tall, like a giant in the ancient prehistoric era.

He felt a darkness in front of his eyes, as if the whole stone pagoda had been pressed down on him, no matter where he dodged, he was always under the shadow of this group, Han Wen couldn't help but feel... interesting, and secretly thought of this trip Not empty.

If it were an ordinary person, in panic at this moment, the body would have to escape downwards, then there would be no way to escape this overwhelming blow.But Han Wen didn't take it easy after all. Instead of sliding down, he just slashed out with a light sword.

In the dark night, the sword was like a shooting star, bursting with light. The black figure was startled and did not dare to swipe its edge, but he was not an ordinary person. Sliding four or five feet away, dodged Han Wen's exquisite sword.

At this moment, the sickle gun suddenly retracted, and Chu Liuxiang, who was hanging in the air, fell down along with the net.

Chu Liuxiang fell, and Hanwen flew upwards, wanting to rescue Chu Liuxiang, but at the moment Han Wen not only wanted to bump into Chu Liuxiang, but also stabbed his sword into Chu Liuxiang's chest.

Han Wen hurriedly used the kung fu of a thousand catty pendant, and fell down first to catch Chu Liuxiang, but he looked a little embarrassed, and he couldn't help but secretly annoyed.

After a while, only one person laughed and said: "Others say how powerful these two are, so it turns out that's nothing more than that."

This person's voice was high-pitched, thin and fast, like a child under age, but every word he uttered could be transmitted far away, and his inner strength was so strong that at least decades of pure kung fu was required.

Another person said slowly: "There are many people with vain names in Jianghu, and these two are already pretty good."

The voice of this person was like that of Hong Zhong Dalu, and it was extremely slow. When he said one sentence, the other person could say at least three sentences.

Han Wen's ears were buzzing. Turning his head to look, he saw two people standing side by side, one tall and one short.

Even if the short man stood on tiptoe, he might not be able to reach the tall man's shoulders, and his body was thin and dry, but he wore a big straw hat like a wheel on his head.It was like a dish was placed on half of the chopsticks, the whole person was shrouded in the shadow of the straw hat, and his face could not be seen at all.

The taller man had eyes like copper bells, a waist as big as ten girths, and messy hair, loosely tied in a bun. He looked like the Zhang Er King Kong in the mountain temple.The clothes of these two people were very luxurious, and the tailoring was obviously top-notch, but once they were worn on them, they became ugly.

The short man had oil stains all over his Shuihu satin shirt. It was the first button, but he buttoned it in the third buttonhole.The tall man's robe was actually water-red, and it was at least three sizes too small, two feet shorter. It looked like it had been stolen.

It's unbelievable that such two people have such brilliant skills!

Han Wen squinted his eyes, put down Chu Liuxiang first, and said slowly: "Who are you? You sound so crazy! How dare you block my way..."

Before he finished speaking, the dwarf yelled, "Don't you even recognize me?"

Han Wen sneered, "Why do I need to know who you are?"

The dwarf sighed, and murmured: "I don't even know my old man, the young people of today!" He took off the big straw hat on his head while talking, and said, "You don't even know me anymore!" See who I am? I don't believe you don't know me!"

Only then did Han Wen realize that this man had no hair on his head, and his head was at least half as big as others.It was like having a steamed bun stuck in half of a chopstick. Han Wen had never realized that his laughing point was so low, and he couldn't help but laugh at this moment.

Provoked by Han Wen's laughter, the dwarf said angrily, "Haven't you seen who my old man is?"

Han Wen said: "I've just seen that you are bald, it's nothing unusual."

The dwarf rolled his eyes, but he wasn't angry anymore, instead he said with a smile, "What's wrong with the bald man?"

Han Wen was stunned for a moment and said: "Nothing?...Of course there is no hair."

The dwarf said: "Without hair, it means 'no hair', right?"

Han Wen shook his head again and again, he had never seen such a long-winded person before, so he couldn't be bothered to talk to him.

The dwarf put the big straw hat on his head again, raised his head, and said with a smile, "Where is the sky, why is it gone?"

He wore such a big straw hat, and indeed he could not see the sky anymore, Han Wen couldn't help laughing again, but Chu Liuxiang, who was trapped in the net, thought about it, all the flesh on his face suddenly froze, and there was a bit of shock in his eyes color.

The dwarf said angrily: "You are so ignorant! Now you still know who I am?"

Han Wen didn't speak, but Chu Liuxiang murmured, "You...are you the 'lawless' butcher dog?"

The dwarf clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "This kid doesn't understand anything! You finally have some knowledge, you can teach a child, and a child can be taught." He pointed at the giant again and said, "Do you know who he is? ?”

Chu Liuxiang sighed and said with a wry smile: "The Dog Butcher and Du Yupo have always been inseparable from Meng, Meng is inseparable from each other, how could I not know?"

The Dog Butcher laughed and said, "That's right, this is my wife: 'The Sky and Earth Net' Du Yupo, although my old man is lawless, once I get into her sky and earth net, I can't turn over again."

It is already unbelievable that this gigantic giant like a giant spirit is a woman, and it is even more unbelievable that she is the wife of this Confucian tree.

But Chu Liuxiang couldn't laugh anymore.Just because he knew that these two people looked funny, but they were one of the four couples with the most prestigious martial arts reputation and the highest martial arts in a hundred years.

Not only are these two people using foreign weapons that are extremely rare in the Jianghu, but also their martial arts are weird and their actions are unpredictable. No one has ever known the inheritance of the husband and wife, and no one will ever know when they will appear;
Sometimes these two people will suddenly disappear like a gust of wind, and they will not be heard from for 30 to [-] years, and no one knows where they have gone.

But everyone in the world knows one thing, and that is: I would rather offend the King of Heaven than this couple. No matter who offends them, they will never live a good life again.

The dog butcher was still laughing, almost out of breath, but after Du Yupo glared at him, he immediately didn't dare to laugh again.It's fine if she doesn't stare, but when she stares and gets angry, the clothes all over her body seem to burst, and Chu Liuxiang doesn't understand why she wears such small clothes.

But they don’t know that women with big feet must like to wear small shoes, and fat women must also like to wear small clothes. If a tall woman marries a short husband, she would like to saw off a section of her legs. Since the legs cannot be sawed, they will The clothes are two feet shorter, and I feel comfortable.

Chu Liuxiang rolled his eyes, as if he was thinking of something, and suddenly sneered, "Others say how powerful the Butcher and his wife are, so it turns out that's all there is to it."

The butcher said: "My old man didn't even move his hand, and you were already lying down. Aren't you still convinced?"

Chu Liuxiang sternly said: "If you dare to fight me openly, and you can defeat me with one move, I will naturally have nothing to say, but using such tricks to hurt people is not a hero."

The dog butcher laughed and said: "What you are talking about is layman's terms. If two people fight, as long as they can beat each other to the ground, no matter what method they use, they are capable. If my old man can fart, I will smoke you to death." , you should be more convinced."

Chu Liuxiang was so angry that he couldn't even speak. Suddenly, he shouted: "My hand...why can't I move it!"

The butcher Weng Gege smiled and said: "You are talking in layman's terms again. Didn't you realize that when my old man just pulled out the gun, he hit two of your acupoints?" He smiled and walked over , and said again: "It may be that my old man shot too fast just now, so you didn't feel it, now..."

Before he finished speaking, just as he walked in front of Chu Liuxiang, suddenly, Chu Liuxiang's hands stretched out from the mesh like lightning.The Dog Butcher apparently never dreamed of such a move, and in shock, Chu Liuxiang grabbed a pair of legs, and with a flick of his hand, his men also lay down.

Du Yupo roared angrily and flew up.

Chu Liuxiang scolded: "Stop, or your husband will die."

Du Yupo really didn't dare to take a step forward, her eyes were full of concern and anxiety, it was obvious that she really loved her little husband deeply.

The dog butcher has already cursed: "Little bastard, with this method, you can't be regarded as a hero!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "If two people fight, as long as they can beat each other to lie down, that's what they are capable of... You just said this yourself, have you forgotten it now?" The butcher was startled, and Chu Liuxiang continued. Teasing: "It's wonderful, it's called lifting bricks and smashing feet, farting and sniffing by oneself."

Unexpectedly, the butcher dog also laughed, and said: "Okay, okay, Chu Liuxiang really has some tricks, no wonder others are afraid of you."

Chu Liuxiang said: "How dare you?"

Tugouweng said: "But there is one thing that I really don't understand. I just tapped your acupoints, and I guess you can't even fart at the right time. How come you can do it all of a sudden?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled slightly and said, "You did tap my acupuncture points, but you forgot that I didn't come here alone!"

Butcher Dog Weng interrupted: "But just now, he obviously didn't...could it be when he was catching you..."

Chu Liuxiang said: "That's right! In terms of martial arts alone, his skills are still above mine. Don't you know the name of the Sword God Han Wen?"

"Okay! Let him go! We should go, we've wasted so much time!" Han Wen seemed to sigh, and then, with a flash of light in his hand, the net on Chu Liuxiang's body was broken!
"This……".

The butcher and Du Yupo's expressions suddenly changed. This net was Du Yupo's famous weapon, the dragnet, made of special materials. At this time... it was cut off!This is really scary!

"You guys! You can't go!" The Dog Butcher's complexion changed a few times, and he finally stopped in front of Han Wen and Chu Liuxiang, saying, "I know I can't beat you! I can't just let you go like this!"

"You and your wife have always had a clear grudge in your work, and you have no intention of hurting us. It's just that... you two were favored by Li Guanyu in the past, so you want to capture us and send us to Yongcui Villa, right? ", Chu Liuxiang removed the net on his body, and asked quietly.

Before Du Yupo could speak, the Dog Butcher laughed and said, "That's right, my old man originally wanted to send you two little ones as favors, so if you want to kill me now, it's justified."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "What if I don't want to kill you?"

Butcher Gouweng said: "I advise you to kill me. I am the weakest person. Since I fell into your hands today, even if you let me go, maybe I will still come to trouble you in the future."

Du Yupo changed her expression and said, "You...are you trying to persuade others to kill you?"

The butcher smiled and said: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I am tired of being a man. I will die early and be reincarnated early. I will be reincarnated as a woman in my next life. Then I will marry you and let you taste what it's like to be a husband. In this way, the two of us will Individuals are considered equal.”

Du Yupo's face was livid with anger, and hissed: "How dare you speak to me like that?"

Butcher Gouweng said: "If a person is going to die anyway, what else is he afraid to say?"

Han Wen said slowly from the side: "If I decide not to kill you, but to let you go?"

Butcher Gouweng said: "Why did you let me go?"

Han Wen said: "Why can't I let you go?"

The dog butcher said: "If I treat you like that, if you still let me go, you are crazy."

Han Wen smiled and said: "So what if you're crazy? I'm happy!"

The Dog Butcher was startled, and said: "If you don't kill me, it will be really bad."
The butcher and his wife had already left, but the red light was still hanging there. The fog had already enveloped the mountaintop. Under the light of the red light, the thick milky white fog looked like a splash of blood.

But there was still boundless darkness all around, and it was still the same as when Han Wen and the others came. Chu Liuxiang stared into the distance, as if still wanting to find out the whereabouts of the couple.But this strange couple has disappeared like the wind, from now on, Chu Liuxiang may never see them again, never hear from them again.

After a long time, Chu Liuxiang said faintly: "You have already launched a murderous plan, why did you stop?"

Han Wen looked around and said casually, "Because he is a henpecked person!"

"What's the point?" Chu Liuxiang asked in surprise.

Han Wen smiled and said: "If a man is afraid of his own wife, how can he have the courage to do other bad things? Besides, their couple's martial arts are a bit weak, so I'm not interested. What I'm looking forward to more is , who is waiting for me in front of me!"

"That's true!" Chu Liuxiang hugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Then let's... move on!"

(End of this chapter)