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Chapter 7

"You damn thieves, put the monk down quickly! The monk is angry! Then I will shoot you all into minced meat!" Before entering this place called Heifengzhai, I heard someone angry utter yelling;
Han Wen picks his ears, this man's voice is really loud: "Shen Yang! What's going on? Could it be that you are still doing some kind of kidnapping here?"

Shen Yang, the leader of the Heifeng village, the bald man who pretended to be the judge of the desert, heard the words, and hurriedly replied: "Go back to the words of the uncle! That bastard got into our village somehow, and ate us all." A sheep, and drank three jars of wine... and then we hung it up!"

"I stole something on the head of a bandit. This guy... is quite interesting!" Han Wen smiled and said: "Get some food. Our Sky Eagle Gang will spend a few days at your place. Of course, we won't let you go." You brought out the food in vain. There are 300 taels of silver notes here. You can do whatever you want! Don’t have any bad intentions! Otherwise..."

"Move your head!", Shen Yang gestured to his head, with a wretched smile on his wretched face, Han Wen shook his head, and handed him the silver ticket: "Clean up a few clean places, don't let us Live in a 'pig sty'!"

"Yes! Understood!" Shenyang took the bank note and looked left and right, afraid that it was a fake, and after confirming that it was genuine, he excitedly shouted at the bandits, and followed Han's words;

"You are really generous, 300 taels of silver is enough for us to stay in any good hotel for a month!" Judge Da Mo shook his head, stretched the wound on his waist and couldn't help but Siha, Si Ha breathed out;
Han Wen winked at the two tigresses, and the two stepped forward knowingly to help them, Han Wen smiled and said: "People don't hurt the tiger's heart, but tigers hurt people's! I'm afraid that these little thieves will get hot-headed for a while! There is no harm in being vigilant! As for why they were given 300 taels of silver... just to see how they choose!"

The test is just a test. If these people are small and rich, they will be satisfied with these 300 taels of silver. If they are well served, everyone will be happy. If these people are not satisfied, they will still be thinking about the money in the pockets of the Tianying Gang ···Bandit rules, kill!

"Little thief! Let the monk down quickly! Damn, there are still mosquitoes! Oops! He is sucking the blood of the monk! The monk is angry! Really angry!", thunderous roar suddenly The explosion sounded, and Hanwen's head buzzed;

The book boy frowned: "What's the matter with this man? If he yells like that, will we still have a rest? Go and see!"

The tattered yellow monk robe was soaked in greasy, and a string of Buddhist beads showed a strange red color, each of which was the size of a thumb, with hideous ghost faces carved on them, with bald head, big eyes, thick eyebrows, and wide mouth... It's hard to imagine a The monk turned out to be like this;
"Hey! Great monk! Can you keep your voice down? We're disturbing our rest!", the bald man probably felt close to the bald head, and said;
The great monk picked his eyes. He was hung on a big wooden frame, his hands were tied and hung, and there was nowhere to rely on. Hearing this, he roared: "If you are hung up, can you not shout? You! Bald head! Put the monk down quickly! Otherwise... I want you to look good!"

"I wipe!" Han Wen cursed secretly, rolled his eyes, and put his hands together: "Amitabha! Master! This is your fault! You violated the precepts of anger and meat. I heard people from Heifengzhai say, you He also committed the crime of stealing! The Buddha said..."

"Your uncle! It's useless to tell the monk! Didn't the little white face teach you? Put the monk down, and the monk will teach you a good lesson!" The great monk yelled, his mouth was very vicious !

"You don't have to drink a toast! In order to make this master come to his senses and understand the truth of my Buddha's compassion, I decided... to bring some basins of water! Give him a bath! The weather in the northwest is really nice! At noon It was sunny, but now it is sunset, Master! When I see you again tomorrow morning, I hope you will not be frozen into a popsicle!", Han Wen's slow threat;
"Damn it, I knew there was nothing good for smiling! Little boy! Monk... don't don't! Monk is convinced! Okay?" Seeing several basins of water being brought over, the great monk could only can shut up

Shen Yang rushed over and said, "Gentlemen! The little one has prepared a place to live, and has prepared some wine and meat..."

"You wicked bastard! Didn't the monk just eat something? You hang him up! Why are you rushing to flatter them when they come? Believe it or not, the monk slapped you to death?" The monk was furious, his eyebrows were erected, and he looked like an angry King Kong;
Shen Yang said contemptuously: "Who do you think you are? It's good if you don't break your legs if you steal something! Do you know who these people are?"

"Okay! Let's go!" Judge Da Mo interrupted Shen Yang's words, and left first. Han Wen stayed behind with a smile. He is now interested in this great monk. With such a loud voice, could it be that he has practiced the lion's roar? work?

As soon as the great monk saw that Han Wenhai stayed behind, he shouted: "Little white face! What do you want to do? The monk did not offend you! You can't make trouble! I knew that little white face is the worst, full of bad water! Especially He has read the book!"

Han Wen casually fiddled with the water in the wooden barrel next to him, and said with a smile, "I'm glad you said that, master! In fact, I'm a person who has studied! Hehe! My Buddha is merciful! Tell me, how do you want to die? "

"Wow...", the great monk yelled, and Han Wen laughed endlessly below: "Master! I want to ask you a few things! First, it is your name, or your dharma name, and second, where are you from?" Where, then, tell me, your martial arts shouldn't be bad, right? Why don't you come down by yourself?"

"Hmph! Monk...don't! I say!" Seeing someone Han pick up the bucket, the monk immediately frightened: "The monk's name is Xuanye! The patriarch of Shaolin Temple in Songshan is also the uncle! If you are sensible, hurry up!" Let the monk down!"

It is rumored that there are not many people in the Shaolin Temple who can use Xuan characters to become dharma names in the seven crosses. It seems that the status of this great monk is really not low!Han Wen rolled his eyes: "I heard that the masters of Shaolin Temple are all highly respected people, they cultivate their minds and Zen, they are quiet and brilliant!

You claim to be the Patriarch Uncle of Shaolin Temple, but you are a little too young, right?Besides, looking at you, you don't look like a master, but rather like those evil people who pretend to be Shaolin Temple people and ruin the reputation of Shaolin Temple, or..."

"You know what a fart! The monk is the previous generation of Shaolin abbot who took his apprentice on his behalf! The abbot of this generation will also call me uncle when he sees me! Humph! Don't look at our young age, we are martial arts wizards who are once in a thousand years. The world is invincible!" Xuan Ye said carelessly, despising Han very much;
"Tsk tsk! Master of the Shaolin sect! Since you are so powerful, why did you still fall into the hands of a few little thieves? Yo! You were hanged up, the invincible hand in the world? You invincible hand in the world! Believe it or not, I have more than a dozen Is there a way to make you die in pain?" Han Wen raised his eyebrows: "Don't talk about those useless! Who can't brag?"

Monk Xuan Ye wants to cry but has no tears. Damn it, he just can't stand that white-bearded abbot and nephew's nagging, and wants to go out for a stroll!The reputation of the first life was completely ruined here, and I was hanged up by a few small thieves, and now I also ran into a little boy;
The binding techniques of these little thieves are still very professional. Monk Xuan Ye has no way to use his strength, otherwise he would have slipped away long ago, so why bother to yell here?Immediately sighed: "The tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the hairless phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken!"

"Hahaha!" Han Wen laughed: "Where did you, a monk, get so many exclamations? Master! You should be pure in heart and have few desires, and you should abide by the rules and precepts. I heard that Shaolin Temple punishes monks who violate the precepts by burning them with fire! Don’t want me to help them teach you a lesson?”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Well, Hanwen was stunned, a big monk actually cried, and Nei Niu cried all over his face?

"Isn't it just to steal something to eat? As for burning it with fire? Shaolin Temple eats green vegetables and tofu every day, and I'm starved and thin... woo woo! I hate you, little boy! I curse you for not lifting, Longyang..."

"I'm going! Your uncle! I have to show you some color today!" Han Wen was furious and poured a bucket of water on it. The temperature difference in the northwest was too big at night. At night, the cold wind blew, and the monk The upper teeth were broken, and he said tremblingly: "What do you want to do, little white face? The monk is convinced, will it work?"

"We don't want anything, you want to rectify the name of Shaolin Temple! Things like you that break the rules should be eradicated! Do you think so?" Han Wen was unmoved;
Master Xuan Ye wanted to cry but had no tears: "Small man! Too... I have nothing on me, only a string of Buddhist beads. This is the treasure of the Shaolin Temple, and it is the relic left after the cremation of the great monks who have been respected in the past dynasties. , I can’t give it to you! How about? Let me teach you some kung fu?”

This is what I was waiting for, Han Wen was very happy, and his face remained calm: "Teach me a few kung fu? Are you too embarrassed? Just you? The one who was hanged up by some little thieves?"

"Come here! Look at me, don't you have any scars? They beat me like that, and I have nothing to do! This is the skill of the golden bell!" Xuan Ye said; Han Wen walked over suspiciously, and lifted him Looking at the monk's robe, it is indeed so;

"You've been fooled!" Xuan Ye smiled, put his toes on Han Wen's shoulders, and suddenly jumped up. With this little strength, he jumped to the top of the wooden frame, his horse's steps were very steady, and he was swaying. Not a muscle moved on the wooden frame;
His eyes were slightly closed, and the monk's robe fluttered with the wind, "Hey!", with a loud shout, the thick hemp rope tied to his thumbs snapped, and Monk Xuan Ye said bullishly: "Young boy! I don't want to deal with it!" you!"

Han Wen was stunned, and then pointed to the wooden frame with a smile. Under Xuan Ye's horrified eyes, the wooden frame collapsed, leaving only his screams;
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