Movie martial arts
Chapter 9: Deceiving People Is a Skill
Chapter 9: Deceiving People Is a Skill
What is the handicraft handed down from generation to generation by the Tianying Gang?Needless to say, that is the time-honored kidnapping technique!It's a pity that in the generation of the desert judge, he abandoned this... art?The reason, after a little analysis, is probably three points;
First, how can kidnapping be more enjoyable than robbery?Second, kidnapping tickets is too troublesome and not straightforward enough. Judge Damo himself doesn’t like it. The last point is the most important point, that is—Judge Damo is illiterate and likes to draw. Pay homage to Mr. Guan;
Based on the above reasons, the Tianying Gang really seldom do this kind of thing. Usually, they rush into the house of a certain corrupt official or a certain filthy official. As fast as lightning, no one can catch up with them outside the pass;
But this time, the target is Taiyuan Mansion Tongzhi Ma Ming, who is a fifth-rank official and has already climbed more than half of the fourth-rank official rank. Such a high-ranking official, and Taiyuan Mansion is too close to Datong Town, the nine-border important town of the Ming Dynasty. Come on, if there is any trouble, it will be a large army!
Among the tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of troops, even if you are an inner martial arts master, you may only be able to hang yourself on the southeast branch... Either you will be blown up beyond recognition by the magic cannon, or you will be shot into a hedgehog by thousands of arrows, or ···It's even worse, being directly trampled into minced meat by the cavalry, which kind of death method is not good-looking!
So, this time the Skyhawk Gang or the Desert Judge didn't have any good ideas, so they could only take one step at a time;
There are still more than [-] miles away from Yangqu, the government office of Taiyuan Prefecture. The Tianying Gang left Heifengzhai and ran all the way for several days, and came to Guanmenguan. It is a very interesting place name. ;
It is actually quite simple to hide the sword, gun, sword and halberd, and to reward the guards. All the way into the closed gate, the judge of the desert looked at the sky and said: "Thirty miles is not close, even if we ride horses, we need to count the distance." For an hour, I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the county seat, so I'd better rest again! Get ready!"
"The monk wants to eat meat! The monk wants to drink... that's called Xinghua Village, right? Yes! I want Xinghua Village!", the great monk yelled and attracted the attention of passers-by. Comrade Han Wen couldn't bear it and slapped him: "Drink your uncle!"
Falling from the horse, the great monk was neither angry nor angry, and did not hurt his fur, but his clothes were a little dirty. He said with a smile: "If you don't give it to the monk... hey! The monk will report to the official! The official here is Quite a few! Hehe! Master Seng knows all your bad ideas!"
Everyone was speechless. This is the respected, secretive, and eccentric master from Shaolin Temple...?It's no different from a hooligan, isn't it?Oh, I'm still a foodie who only knows how to eat!
"You brought me here, you can handle it yourself!" The book boy snorted, quite dissatisfied. Han Wen touched his nose and then his arms, feeling like crying but without tears, where did I get the money?Rubbing his hands, he winked at Hu Meiniang;
Hu Meiniang didn't seem to see it this time. In the past, when Han made such a wink, it meant that he planned to further match her with Judge Da Mo, and then she would willingly pay for it, but this time... it's a little different It's the same!
Han Wen helplessly spread his hands to the great monk: "Master Xuanye, I... have no more money! If you want to drink and eat meat, go to the righteous master in front! It's not because you make me have no food! Hi! Morning If I know, I will throw you aside!"
"Aren't you known as the jade-faced poisonous gentleman? Don't we get rich if we just turn over a few people?" Monk Xuan Ye raised his eyebrows in shame, with a hint of obscenity. After turning his eyes, he said: "How about ... You give the antidote to the monk!"
"You still dare to stretch your paws at me? You are really an old birthday star who hanged himself--you are tired of living!", someone Han raised his eyebrows: "Since you are so troublesome, I will simply finish you..."
"Don't! Are you my uncle? The monk hasn't lived enough yet!" Xuan Ye quickly waved his hands. The so-called "seven insects and seven flowers poison" in Korean could theoretically kill him. Han Wen was angry, and the great monk could only persuade him;
"Okay! It's still necessary to earn some money!" Han sighed. The reason why Hu Meiniang didn't give him money was because her deal with Han Wen was exposed. The book boy was very angry at Han. Eat what is inside and outside, cut off his food and pay, and only provide him with a place to live;
If Judge Da Mo hadn't looked at him so pitifully, he would have starved to death long ago, so don't take part in wars, especially wars between two women, otherwise you will die so aggrieved that you don't know what to do dead!
After Han Wen looked around, he smiled and said, "Let's do it like this..."
After stopping at a closed inn, Han Wen borrowed a few taels of silver from the judge in the desert, and then went to the book pen studio, and bought a few pieces of paper and pens and ink for nothing, he wanted to - scam money!
In what way can people be fooled without losing a bad reputation?It's easy!lottery!To put it bluntly, it is gambling in disguise, taking advantage of people's distressed psychology of small and big to collect money!Of course, it needs to be planned, otherwise it will be nothing;
First of all, it is necessary to calculate how many lottery cards to make, so that you can make money while cashing out the prizes!To make people believe that the lottery is really able to draw something, then you need a—Trust!Only when there are more people can you make money!
"Fathers and folks who are passing by! Take a look! The latest lottery game! Use a little to make a big deal! You only need one penny, and you may get a BMW worth 30 taels of silver! This old man! Judging from your appearance, you really look like a child with white hair and a strong body. In one night... Hehe! You understand!
Why!This eldest sister, you are so beautiful as a flower, and your country is so beautiful!How can someone as noble as you travel on foot?Only a good white horse can match you!This big brother!It looks like a hero..."
In the private room on the second floor of Yuelai Inn, Judge Da Mo opened the window, and he could hear the voice of Korean in the distance. Seeing that the opposite side was already crowded with people, Judge Da Mo frowned: "What is this kid doing? "
"I saw that he tore up an hour's note, and I don't know what to do...", the book boy replied coldly, but his curiosity was hidden under his indifferent appearance;
I don’t know where the great monk brought a gong. Han Wen held this in his hand and that was the other. He knocked on the Han Wen and praised everyone who came over. On the temporary platform, there is a white BMW in hand;
"Fathers and elders! This is a new lottery game designed by the kid! As long as you only need one penny, you may win a BMW! This is a BMW worth 30 taels! Only one penny, only one penny!", Han Someone's hoarse roar infected many people;
But this emerging thing is destined not to be quickly accepted by people. Only a few dozen people came up to draw a lottery, and some asked with a blank note: "What does this mean?"
"Unfortunately, you didn't win the lottery! It seems that your luck is not very good!", Han Wen explained with a smile, the hand behind his back moved, and the great monk who changed his clothes and wrapped in a turban appeared, wanting to draw proudly Ten pictures!
"No...no...huh? What does this drawing of a horse mean?" the monk asked puzzledly, and Han Wen shouted: "Congratulations! You have won the lottery!"
"Drawn? Really? Is this horse mine?", What is a professional troll?That's it!Monk Xuan Ye's performance is still in place!In fact, before he came to the stage, he was holding a note in his hand;
Han Wen showed a very unlucky look, and said: "Guest officer... you are really lucky! This round is cancelled, and only three rounds will be played today. If you meet someone like you... good boss It's all lost! Hey!"
Another big wooden box was put up, matching the embarrassing face of Han Wen with a huge loss, this is what people like to see!Seeing the great monk galloping away on horseback, the crowd went crazy, and generously donated their money, playing ten, twenty... one pass ten ten pass one hundred, and soon the place was full of crowds, let alone thousands!
Han Wen's face became more and more sad, and everyone became more and more happy. In fact, Han was happy in his heart. It was not until the prizes were almost drawn that he threw the two slips of paper with horses on them into two big boxes respectively;
After three rounds of lottery draws, the crowd dispersed. Some people asked Han Wen if he still wanted to show off. Han Wen replied as if he was a family member: "I lost a lot this time... I have no capital!"
Actually?
"Quack quack quack! We are rich too!", it was quite strenuous to carry two bags of scattered silver with Han's small body!Seventy or eighty catties, that is, seven or eight hundred taels of silver, was put into his bag by him!
And all he paid was two horses plus 60 taels of silver, and blank paper worth five taels of silver...
The members of the Tianying gang stared at Hanwen as if they had seen a ghost, they didn't understand, what kind of method was this?Monk Xuan Ye kept yelling: "The monk wants to drink Xinghua Village! You little boy! You have a trick in my hands again! I knew that smiling is not a good thing! You are deceiving!"
"Liar! They are voluntary! Don't dare to talk too much..." Han glared at him, and the monk immediately shut up and said with a smile, "Monk... I want to eat meat!"
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What is the handicraft handed down from generation to generation by the Tianying Gang?Needless to say, that is the time-honored kidnapping technique!It's a pity that in the generation of the desert judge, he abandoned this... art?The reason, after a little analysis, is probably three points;
First, how can kidnapping be more enjoyable than robbery?Second, kidnapping tickets is too troublesome and not straightforward enough. Judge Damo himself doesn’t like it. The last point is the most important point, that is—Judge Damo is illiterate and likes to draw. Pay homage to Mr. Guan;
Based on the above reasons, the Tianying Gang really seldom do this kind of thing. Usually, they rush into the house of a certain corrupt official or a certain filthy official. As fast as lightning, no one can catch up with them outside the pass;
But this time, the target is Taiyuan Mansion Tongzhi Ma Ming, who is a fifth-rank official and has already climbed more than half of the fourth-rank official rank. Such a high-ranking official, and Taiyuan Mansion is too close to Datong Town, the nine-border important town of the Ming Dynasty. Come on, if there is any trouble, it will be a large army!
Among the tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of troops, even if you are an inner martial arts master, you may only be able to hang yourself on the southeast branch... Either you will be blown up beyond recognition by the magic cannon, or you will be shot into a hedgehog by thousands of arrows, or ···It's even worse, being directly trampled into minced meat by the cavalry, which kind of death method is not good-looking!
So, this time the Skyhawk Gang or the Desert Judge didn't have any good ideas, so they could only take one step at a time;
There are still more than [-] miles away from Yangqu, the government office of Taiyuan Prefecture. The Tianying Gang left Heifengzhai and ran all the way for several days, and came to Guanmenguan. It is a very interesting place name. ;
It is actually quite simple to hide the sword, gun, sword and halberd, and to reward the guards. All the way into the closed gate, the judge of the desert looked at the sky and said: "Thirty miles is not close, even if we ride horses, we need to count the distance." For an hour, I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the county seat, so I'd better rest again! Get ready!"
"The monk wants to eat meat! The monk wants to drink... that's called Xinghua Village, right? Yes! I want Xinghua Village!", the great monk yelled and attracted the attention of passers-by. Comrade Han Wen couldn't bear it and slapped him: "Drink your uncle!"
Falling from the horse, the great monk was neither angry nor angry, and did not hurt his fur, but his clothes were a little dirty. He said with a smile: "If you don't give it to the monk... hey! The monk will report to the official! The official here is Quite a few! Hehe! Master Seng knows all your bad ideas!"
Everyone was speechless. This is the respected, secretive, and eccentric master from Shaolin Temple...?It's no different from a hooligan, isn't it?Oh, I'm still a foodie who only knows how to eat!
"You brought me here, you can handle it yourself!" The book boy snorted, quite dissatisfied. Han Wen touched his nose and then his arms, feeling like crying but without tears, where did I get the money?Rubbing his hands, he winked at Hu Meiniang;
Hu Meiniang didn't seem to see it this time. In the past, when Han made such a wink, it meant that he planned to further match her with Judge Da Mo, and then she would willingly pay for it, but this time... it's a little different It's the same!
Han Wen helplessly spread his hands to the great monk: "Master Xuanye, I... have no more money! If you want to drink and eat meat, go to the righteous master in front! It's not because you make me have no food! Hi! Morning If I know, I will throw you aside!"
"Aren't you known as the jade-faced poisonous gentleman? Don't we get rich if we just turn over a few people?" Monk Xuan Ye raised his eyebrows in shame, with a hint of obscenity. After turning his eyes, he said: "How about ... You give the antidote to the monk!"
"You still dare to stretch your paws at me? You are really an old birthday star who hanged himself--you are tired of living!", someone Han raised his eyebrows: "Since you are so troublesome, I will simply finish you..."
"Don't! Are you my uncle? The monk hasn't lived enough yet!" Xuan Ye quickly waved his hands. The so-called "seven insects and seven flowers poison" in Korean could theoretically kill him. Han Wen was angry, and the great monk could only persuade him;
"Okay! It's still necessary to earn some money!" Han sighed. The reason why Hu Meiniang didn't give him money was because her deal with Han Wen was exposed. The book boy was very angry at Han. Eat what is inside and outside, cut off his food and pay, and only provide him with a place to live;
If Judge Da Mo hadn't looked at him so pitifully, he would have starved to death long ago, so don't take part in wars, especially wars between two women, otherwise you will die so aggrieved that you don't know what to do dead!
After Han Wen looked around, he smiled and said, "Let's do it like this..."
After stopping at a closed inn, Han Wen borrowed a few taels of silver from the judge in the desert, and then went to the book pen studio, and bought a few pieces of paper and pens and ink for nothing, he wanted to - scam money!
In what way can people be fooled without losing a bad reputation?It's easy!lottery!To put it bluntly, it is gambling in disguise, taking advantage of people's distressed psychology of small and big to collect money!Of course, it needs to be planned, otherwise it will be nothing;
First of all, it is necessary to calculate how many lottery cards to make, so that you can make money while cashing out the prizes!To make people believe that the lottery is really able to draw something, then you need a—Trust!Only when there are more people can you make money!
"Fathers and folks who are passing by! Take a look! The latest lottery game! Use a little to make a big deal! You only need one penny, and you may get a BMW worth 30 taels of silver! This old man! Judging from your appearance, you really look like a child with white hair and a strong body. In one night... Hehe! You understand!
Why!This eldest sister, you are so beautiful as a flower, and your country is so beautiful!How can someone as noble as you travel on foot?Only a good white horse can match you!This big brother!It looks like a hero..."
In the private room on the second floor of Yuelai Inn, Judge Da Mo opened the window, and he could hear the voice of Korean in the distance. Seeing that the opposite side was already crowded with people, Judge Da Mo frowned: "What is this kid doing? "
"I saw that he tore up an hour's note, and I don't know what to do...", the book boy replied coldly, but his curiosity was hidden under his indifferent appearance;
I don’t know where the great monk brought a gong. Han Wen held this in his hand and that was the other. He knocked on the Han Wen and praised everyone who came over. On the temporary platform, there is a white BMW in hand;
"Fathers and elders! This is a new lottery game designed by the kid! As long as you only need one penny, you may win a BMW! This is a BMW worth 30 taels! Only one penny, only one penny!", Han Someone's hoarse roar infected many people;
But this emerging thing is destined not to be quickly accepted by people. Only a few dozen people came up to draw a lottery, and some asked with a blank note: "What does this mean?"
"Unfortunately, you didn't win the lottery! It seems that your luck is not very good!", Han Wen explained with a smile, the hand behind his back moved, and the great monk who changed his clothes and wrapped in a turban appeared, wanting to draw proudly Ten pictures!
"No...no...huh? What does this drawing of a horse mean?" the monk asked puzzledly, and Han Wen shouted: "Congratulations! You have won the lottery!"
"Drawn? Really? Is this horse mine?", What is a professional troll?That's it!Monk Xuan Ye's performance is still in place!In fact, before he came to the stage, he was holding a note in his hand;
Han Wen showed a very unlucky look, and said: "Guest officer... you are really lucky! This round is cancelled, and only three rounds will be played today. If you meet someone like you... good boss It's all lost! Hey!"
Another big wooden box was put up, matching the embarrassing face of Han Wen with a huge loss, this is what people like to see!Seeing the great monk galloping away on horseback, the crowd went crazy, and generously donated their money, playing ten, twenty... one pass ten ten pass one hundred, and soon the place was full of crowds, let alone thousands!
Han Wen's face became more and more sad, and everyone became more and more happy. In fact, Han was happy in his heart. It was not until the prizes were almost drawn that he threw the two slips of paper with horses on them into two big boxes respectively;
After three rounds of lottery draws, the crowd dispersed. Some people asked Han Wen if he still wanted to show off. Han Wen replied as if he was a family member: "I lost a lot this time... I have no capital!"
Actually?
"Quack quack quack! We are rich too!", it was quite strenuous to carry two bags of scattered silver with Han's small body!Seventy or eighty catties, that is, seven or eight hundred taels of silver, was put into his bag by him!
And all he paid was two horses plus 60 taels of silver, and blank paper worth five taels of silver...
The members of the Tianying gang stared at Hanwen as if they had seen a ghost, they didn't understand, what kind of method was this?Monk Xuan Ye kept yelling: "The monk wants to drink Xinghua Village! You little boy! You have a trick in my hands again! I knew that smiling is not a good thing! You are deceiving!"
"Liar! They are voluntary! Don't dare to talk too much..." Han glared at him, and the monk immediately shut up and said with a smile, "Monk... I want to eat meat!"
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PS: Please support the new book!Please collect and recommend!
(End of this chapter)
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