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Chapter 343 The Joyful Life of Avril Lavigne and Dragon Mother
Chapter 343 The Joyful Life of Avril Lavigne and Dragon Mother
Avril is dumbfounded
How long did it take her to come back from walking?
Twenty days is less than a month!
So many things happened before and after!
A long-planned mutiny, one of the group of public enemies of the universe ups and downs Qian Xu, and turns against the third force of the fifth star ring!
Don’t underestimate this [-]%
It includes the God of War, the giant ape, the orc with the largest base, the goblin who protects his shortcomings to the point of being unreasonable, and the first nobleman of the empire
"Is Qian Xu crazy?" Avril asked very 'tactfully'
"Maybe." Thinking of the scene before Qian Xu left, Warfield seemed to sigh and said, "But it's a good thing."
Avril:? ? ?
Pointing to the streets where people used to come and go and life was full of turmoil, now there are only two or three kittens, and there are more cleaning robots than pedestrians
"Do you think this is a good thing?"
old general nodded
“What I’m more afraid of is rotting without knowing it, rather than the challenge.”
dragon mother awe
Although the lifespan of the other party may not be as long as Longzu Meimei's sleep
The person who might say this is undoubtedly an elder full of wisdom!
"What's more, who can say that we have no chance of winning?"
After watching Phoenix and Zagara leave the planet, that Asahika Warfield disappeared
Confidence hangs on his face again
I don't know if it's an illusion, but the old general's teeth seem to have some abnormal luster flickering
When Avril Lavigne asked again, the old general didn't answer
Even if she hates this kind of half-talking annoying guy, she has to accept it
Otherwise, what else can we do?
Then I took Dragon Mother to go to the spa
After staying like this, ten days have passed
If it is said that Avril Lavigne just thought this place was a place where she could eat, drink, have fun and have a little strength
Now she is thinking about the procedures for household registration change.
First of all, the residents she thought were under the rule of the Freedom Federation had already packed up and fled.
But I discovered it accidentally.
This group of people actually gathered in a place called an Internet cafe and lay neatly on the ground with a helmet surrounded by wires on their heads.
At first glance, she thought she had arrived at a funeral parlor!
Later, after Long Mu explained, she realized that the place was called an Internet cafe, and the helmets on their heads could allow their consciousness to reach another world.
Shocked, she tried it right away.
An hour later, she sat up with a complicated expression.
Consciousness can indeed reach another world, where you can fabricate a fake skin, take a funny or literary or rebellious name, and then perform in another world what you can do in the real world or even the real world. everything about
just
In the so-called cultural background and the main storyline, the empire is a vicious invader, and the master is a group of greedy bastards
Hmm.. although there is nothing wrong with it per se
But who dares to say it so blatantly?
Inexplicably, Qian Xu's big face appeared in his head saying that cultural invasion
Then, she came to the only place with 'popularity'
"School?" Looking at the two gilt characters, Avril was a little puzzled
She naturally knows what learning means, or as long as it is a creature with sound intelligence.
But what is school?
typo?
Is the smile of the smile wrong?
Think of those low-level orcs with expressions called smiles that are actually scaring children.
After shaking her head with a look of disgust, she pulled Long Mu to leave here
But Mother Long dragged her in.
I thought that as soon as I entered, I would see three or five thousand orcs turning their heads and smiling at them.
But I didn’t expect to see an even more horrifying scene.
Through the window, she clearly saw the group of orcs who were [-] meters tall and weighed [-]. They were reading with great interest in a book that couldn't even cover half of his face..
Not long after, a few 'disabled' humans who were less than two meters tall and weighed no more than two hundred catties carried a skinned 'human' into the classroom
"Hello, teacher!" A group of orcs stood up neatly, and the majestic voice almost knocked down the roof!
Avril tilted her head slightly, and found that there seemed to be more than one such room.
When I looked back again, I found that the few humans said 'please sit' to them calmly and took out a pair of earplugs from their ears
Before he could figure out where to start complaining, the man standing in position C spoke first
"Everyone's grades in the cultural class are at [-] on average, so I also abide by the previous bet, and today I will explain to you the structure of the human body and the means to address various weaknesses."
This time, without being pulled by the Dragon Mother, Avril Lavigne unconsciously put her eyes on the man.
But after feeling it for a while, I lost interest in him.
It's just a 'humanoid' with no energy response at all, what else can it say?
Turning her head to look at Mother Long, she found that Mother Long was looking forward to it, and she couldn't ignore Mother Long's nature, so she listened patiently
"Which classmate can tell me, how many places can cause fatal injuries to humanoid creatures?"
really!Avril rolled her eyes
Head, heart, where else?
Just as she thought, an orc gave these two answers without hesitation
Humans slapped the table
"How did I teach you! Do things with your brain first!"
Now, the class is quiet
Avril Lavigne looked like she was watching a good show
Said that the orcs have no brains?
I'm afraid this human being has never been greeted by a fist the size of a sandbag!
But unexpectedly, the group of orcs sat obediently in their seats, pulling their hair and frowning into a knot, but they didn't mean to turn their faces at all?
When I turned my head and wanted to ask Mother Long what was going on, she found that Mother Long was also frowning and wagging her fingers, as if she was calculating something
In just a blink of an eye, the human voice once again attracted her attention.
"Today's homework is to copy today's class notes ten times!" After angrily growling, the human walked up to the mannequin
"As far as your strength is concerned, there is nothing wrong with smashing the enemy's head with armor, and piercing the enemy's heart without armor, but it is very unscientific."
Walking up to an orc, the human said to him
"What would you do if the enemy's strength was about the same as yours?"
"Do all you can to kill him!"
"Even if that kills you?"
"Orcs have nothing to fear!"
The human nodded, turned and walked towards the podium
The orc grinned, turned around and gave the classmate behind him a high-five.
"Heroic, fearless, but stupid."
The orc's smile froze on his face
With one slap, the desk in front of me was photographed into [-] pieces
"Teacher! You can't insult our tradition!" Anyone who is not blind can see the anger on his face
But also as long as you are not blind, you can see that this guy who should have thought with his fist did not make a move!
"Insult? You call this an insult?" Humans sneered
"Then after you die, what is it that others eat your food, sleep with your daughter-in-law and beat your children and don't have to support your parents? Is it right?"
"Pfft!" Avril couldn't hold back her laughter
But thanks to her, the orc in the classroom shifted his eyes full of anger to her
"Onlookers please keep quiet!"
Just as Avril was about to get angry, Mother Long grabbed her arm. Mother Long smiled at the humans and then ran two fingers across her sexy lips, signaling that she would be quiet, and whispered to Avril
"Look, you will understand."
The human nodded and said again
"Yes, you are very brave, even the weakest one of you can beat me until my mother doesn't even know me, but who can tell me why your population is growing negatively every year when you are so powerful? Let me tell you the answer! "
"Take injuries for lives, even if you can't do it, you can trade lives for lives, but when the enemy knows your character, every time they send two guys weaker than you, they can trade injuries for your lives every time!"
"And what I want to teach you is that you can kill those two guys with bare hands with little or no injuries!"
"First of all, it's the eyes. I won't go into details about the pain and consequences caused by blindness and severe pain. If you still don't understand, you will know by poking your own eyes."
"Secondly, the temple and the bridge of the nose. The former can temporarily blind or double your eyes after being hit hard, and the latter can cause a lot of pain and at the same time, tears will flow unconsciously to blur your vision."
"It's the throat. It can cause pain to the enemy and at the same time cause the enemy to have symptoms such as retching and breathing difficulties. After smashing the opponent's throat, you can withdraw and leave. The death of creatures that cannot breathe is only a matter of time. Of course, this also excludes Get rid of the ones that don't have necks and can breathe through their skin."
Side of neck, nape of neck, collarbone, armpits, solar plexus, abdomen, crotch, ribs, waist, spine, fingers, wrist joints, elbow joints, shoulder joints, knee joints, ankle joints, insteps.Atlantoaxial joint..
The teacher pointed at the mannequin, but the words he said made the orcs' eyes shine!
One pierced his own eyes and screamed strangely
One took off his chin and left drool everywhere
One was holding his collarbone so that his face was flushed red
One punched himself in the temple and fell unconscious
Even Dragon Mother nodded frequently
Avril somewhat understands what Dragon Mother means.
As she continued to walk towards the deep corridor, she realized that the courses taught in each classroom were different!
The place where they stayed the longest is precisely the most basic place..
What military skills, ordnance and equipment analysis and use situation teaching, energy use method analysis, troop composition analysis.
and the last line 'science is power'
Avril's eyes lit up after hearing this!
Under Long Mu's repeated urging, she reluctantly left the place she despised just an hour ago
Avril Lavigne, who was sitting in the restaurant, looked at Dragon Mother angrily
"Why did you bring me out!"
"Because there are better things for you to know."
The Dragon Mother chuckled and shook her head.
It's been so many years, but I still can't help but want to 'trick' the other party when I see the posture of this little girl
"Is there anything more important than letting me take revenge? As long as I know their deployment and fighting habits, I will definitely not lose next time!"
Dragon Mother chuckled and shook her head again
"It's different. Theories that are very novel to those races are just a reference for us. Our path is different from theirs." Like a confidant elder sister, she began to teach Avril
"Our existence that can occupy a place in the star ring pays more attention to strength. If you have my energy strength or physical strength, does that old guy still have the guts to attack you?"
"If everyone has the energy intensity and body of the dragon clan, then the dragon clan will be over soon!" Avril said angrily
Mother Dragon nodded and then waved to call the waiter.
"Two filet steaks, the rest is just as usual...Does my friend also need to be your member to enjoy this kind of food?" After ordering the meal, Mother Long remembered that you need to be a member when ordering here
The waiter in cheongsam smiled sweetly at Mother Long and then said
"Hello, Ms. Dragon Mother, the commander has specifically ordered that as long as you bring guests, we will meet your needs unconditionally. You are the only SVIP on this planet."
Avril Lavigne looks disgusted
"It's as if I can't live without leaving your house!"
Mother of Dragon and the waiter looked at each other and smiled, but no one popularized the truth
Never set a flag!
10 minutes later
With a fork in one hand, she picked up a steak that was missing a few pieces and was bigger than her face, and with a spoon in her other hand, she gave Avril a happy smile while delivering dessert to her mouth
"It's so fragrant!"
Dragon Mother smiled without saying a word, she didn't mean to slap her face at all.
Instead, he concentrated on dealing with the steak in front of him.
"Sister, how did you find this delicious shop?" After a long time, Avril, who was full and full, leaned on a comfortable chair without grace, and asked with a full belch
"Delicious?" Long Mu's hand stopped moving, "You just eat it?"
Avril winks
"if not?"
Mother Dragon was a little speechless.
"The owner of this meat steak is a strange beast floating in the star ring. After the scientists here fuse a substance extracted from the universe into these meat steaks, it can strengthen the body and energy strength of the creature, even for me. A little boost."
Avril blinked again and felt her own energy reaction..
"Waiter! One hundred more!"
"Sorry, only one serving per person per day."
"My sister is that p!"
"Sorry, this is for the sake of your body."
".Sister~~"
The sweet and cloying coquettishness came, and Mother Long waved her hand at the waiter.
After she left, Mother Long said to Avril
"Although this kind of meat steak can improve our body and energy to a certain extent, it will take a while. If you eat too much in a short period of time, the result will not be an improvement, but a conflict with the energy in the body. Until In the end, he will become a monster that is neither human nor beast."
She was right. In order to increase his energy intensity, Felder did a lot of experiments. Even the food they were eating now was something Qian Xu dug out of Felder's 'heritage'.
But Qian Xu hid a little from this woman
That kind of energy extract is still unstable, and the consequences of long-term consumption are unknown
It seems that what Dragon Mother got was a delicacy, but she has unknowingly become a big white rat
Just like Warfield educated Qian Xu
Don't trust anyone, no matter who he is!
(End of this chapter)
Avril is dumbfounded
How long did it take her to come back from walking?
Twenty days is less than a month!
So many things happened before and after!
A long-planned mutiny, one of the group of public enemies of the universe ups and downs Qian Xu, and turns against the third force of the fifth star ring!
Don’t underestimate this [-]%
It includes the God of War, the giant ape, the orc with the largest base, the goblin who protects his shortcomings to the point of being unreasonable, and the first nobleman of the empire
"Is Qian Xu crazy?" Avril asked very 'tactfully'
"Maybe." Thinking of the scene before Qian Xu left, Warfield seemed to sigh and said, "But it's a good thing."
Avril:? ? ?
Pointing to the streets where people used to come and go and life was full of turmoil, now there are only two or three kittens, and there are more cleaning robots than pedestrians
"Do you think this is a good thing?"
old general nodded
“What I’m more afraid of is rotting without knowing it, rather than the challenge.”
dragon mother awe
Although the lifespan of the other party may not be as long as Longzu Meimei's sleep
The person who might say this is undoubtedly an elder full of wisdom!
"What's more, who can say that we have no chance of winning?"
After watching Phoenix and Zagara leave the planet, that Asahika Warfield disappeared
Confidence hangs on his face again
I don't know if it's an illusion, but the old general's teeth seem to have some abnormal luster flickering
When Avril Lavigne asked again, the old general didn't answer
Even if she hates this kind of half-talking annoying guy, she has to accept it
Otherwise, what else can we do?
Then I took Dragon Mother to go to the spa
After staying like this, ten days have passed
If it is said that Avril Lavigne just thought this place was a place where she could eat, drink, have fun and have a little strength
Now she is thinking about the procedures for household registration change.
First of all, the residents she thought were under the rule of the Freedom Federation had already packed up and fled.
But I discovered it accidentally.
This group of people actually gathered in a place called an Internet cafe and lay neatly on the ground with a helmet surrounded by wires on their heads.
At first glance, she thought she had arrived at a funeral parlor!
Later, after Long Mu explained, she realized that the place was called an Internet cafe, and the helmets on their heads could allow their consciousness to reach another world.
Shocked, she tried it right away.
An hour later, she sat up with a complicated expression.
Consciousness can indeed reach another world, where you can fabricate a fake skin, take a funny or literary or rebellious name, and then perform in another world what you can do in the real world or even the real world. everything about
just
In the so-called cultural background and the main storyline, the empire is a vicious invader, and the master is a group of greedy bastards
Hmm.. although there is nothing wrong with it per se
But who dares to say it so blatantly?
Inexplicably, Qian Xu's big face appeared in his head saying that cultural invasion
Then, she came to the only place with 'popularity'
"School?" Looking at the two gilt characters, Avril was a little puzzled
She naturally knows what learning means, or as long as it is a creature with sound intelligence.
But what is school?
typo?
Is the smile of the smile wrong?
Think of those low-level orcs with expressions called smiles that are actually scaring children.
After shaking her head with a look of disgust, she pulled Long Mu to leave here
But Mother Long dragged her in.
I thought that as soon as I entered, I would see three or five thousand orcs turning their heads and smiling at them.
But I didn’t expect to see an even more horrifying scene.
Through the window, she clearly saw the group of orcs who were [-] meters tall and weighed [-]. They were reading with great interest in a book that couldn't even cover half of his face..
Not long after, a few 'disabled' humans who were less than two meters tall and weighed no more than two hundred catties carried a skinned 'human' into the classroom
"Hello, teacher!" A group of orcs stood up neatly, and the majestic voice almost knocked down the roof!
Avril tilted her head slightly, and found that there seemed to be more than one such room.
When I looked back again, I found that the few humans said 'please sit' to them calmly and took out a pair of earplugs from their ears
Before he could figure out where to start complaining, the man standing in position C spoke first
"Everyone's grades in the cultural class are at [-] on average, so I also abide by the previous bet, and today I will explain to you the structure of the human body and the means to address various weaknesses."
This time, without being pulled by the Dragon Mother, Avril Lavigne unconsciously put her eyes on the man.
But after feeling it for a while, I lost interest in him.
It's just a 'humanoid' with no energy response at all, what else can it say?
Turning her head to look at Mother Long, she found that Mother Long was looking forward to it, and she couldn't ignore Mother Long's nature, so she listened patiently
"Which classmate can tell me, how many places can cause fatal injuries to humanoid creatures?"
really!Avril rolled her eyes
Head, heart, where else?
Just as she thought, an orc gave these two answers without hesitation
Humans slapped the table
"How did I teach you! Do things with your brain first!"
Now, the class is quiet
Avril Lavigne looked like she was watching a good show
Said that the orcs have no brains?
I'm afraid this human being has never been greeted by a fist the size of a sandbag!
But unexpectedly, the group of orcs sat obediently in their seats, pulling their hair and frowning into a knot, but they didn't mean to turn their faces at all?
When I turned my head and wanted to ask Mother Long what was going on, she found that Mother Long was also frowning and wagging her fingers, as if she was calculating something
In just a blink of an eye, the human voice once again attracted her attention.
"Today's homework is to copy today's class notes ten times!" After angrily growling, the human walked up to the mannequin
"As far as your strength is concerned, there is nothing wrong with smashing the enemy's head with armor, and piercing the enemy's heart without armor, but it is very unscientific."
Walking up to an orc, the human said to him
"What would you do if the enemy's strength was about the same as yours?"
"Do all you can to kill him!"
"Even if that kills you?"
"Orcs have nothing to fear!"
The human nodded, turned and walked towards the podium
The orc grinned, turned around and gave the classmate behind him a high-five.
"Heroic, fearless, but stupid."
The orc's smile froze on his face
With one slap, the desk in front of me was photographed into [-] pieces
"Teacher! You can't insult our tradition!" Anyone who is not blind can see the anger on his face
But also as long as you are not blind, you can see that this guy who should have thought with his fist did not make a move!
"Insult? You call this an insult?" Humans sneered
"Then after you die, what is it that others eat your food, sleep with your daughter-in-law and beat your children and don't have to support your parents? Is it right?"
"Pfft!" Avril couldn't hold back her laughter
But thanks to her, the orc in the classroom shifted his eyes full of anger to her
"Onlookers please keep quiet!"
Just as Avril was about to get angry, Mother Long grabbed her arm. Mother Long smiled at the humans and then ran two fingers across her sexy lips, signaling that she would be quiet, and whispered to Avril
"Look, you will understand."
The human nodded and said again
"Yes, you are very brave, even the weakest one of you can beat me until my mother doesn't even know me, but who can tell me why your population is growing negatively every year when you are so powerful? Let me tell you the answer! "
"Take injuries for lives, even if you can't do it, you can trade lives for lives, but when the enemy knows your character, every time they send two guys weaker than you, they can trade injuries for your lives every time!"
"And what I want to teach you is that you can kill those two guys with bare hands with little or no injuries!"
"First of all, it's the eyes. I won't go into details about the pain and consequences caused by blindness and severe pain. If you still don't understand, you will know by poking your own eyes."
"Secondly, the temple and the bridge of the nose. The former can temporarily blind or double your eyes after being hit hard, and the latter can cause a lot of pain and at the same time, tears will flow unconsciously to blur your vision."
"It's the throat. It can cause pain to the enemy and at the same time cause the enemy to have symptoms such as retching and breathing difficulties. After smashing the opponent's throat, you can withdraw and leave. The death of creatures that cannot breathe is only a matter of time. Of course, this also excludes Get rid of the ones that don't have necks and can breathe through their skin."
Side of neck, nape of neck, collarbone, armpits, solar plexus, abdomen, crotch, ribs, waist, spine, fingers, wrist joints, elbow joints, shoulder joints, knee joints, ankle joints, insteps.Atlantoaxial joint..
The teacher pointed at the mannequin, but the words he said made the orcs' eyes shine!
One pierced his own eyes and screamed strangely
One took off his chin and left drool everywhere
One was holding his collarbone so that his face was flushed red
One punched himself in the temple and fell unconscious
Even Dragon Mother nodded frequently
Avril somewhat understands what Dragon Mother means.
As she continued to walk towards the deep corridor, she realized that the courses taught in each classroom were different!
The place where they stayed the longest is precisely the most basic place..
What military skills, ordnance and equipment analysis and use situation teaching, energy use method analysis, troop composition analysis.
and the last line 'science is power'
Avril's eyes lit up after hearing this!
Under Long Mu's repeated urging, she reluctantly left the place she despised just an hour ago
Avril Lavigne, who was sitting in the restaurant, looked at Dragon Mother angrily
"Why did you bring me out!"
"Because there are better things for you to know."
The Dragon Mother chuckled and shook her head.
It's been so many years, but I still can't help but want to 'trick' the other party when I see the posture of this little girl
"Is there anything more important than letting me take revenge? As long as I know their deployment and fighting habits, I will definitely not lose next time!"
Dragon Mother chuckled and shook her head again
"It's different. Theories that are very novel to those races are just a reference for us. Our path is different from theirs." Like a confidant elder sister, she began to teach Avril
"Our existence that can occupy a place in the star ring pays more attention to strength. If you have my energy strength or physical strength, does that old guy still have the guts to attack you?"
"If everyone has the energy intensity and body of the dragon clan, then the dragon clan will be over soon!" Avril said angrily
Mother Dragon nodded and then waved to call the waiter.
"Two filet steaks, the rest is just as usual...Does my friend also need to be your member to enjoy this kind of food?" After ordering the meal, Mother Long remembered that you need to be a member when ordering here
The waiter in cheongsam smiled sweetly at Mother Long and then said
"Hello, Ms. Dragon Mother, the commander has specifically ordered that as long as you bring guests, we will meet your needs unconditionally. You are the only SVIP on this planet."
Avril Lavigne looks disgusted
"It's as if I can't live without leaving your house!"
Mother of Dragon and the waiter looked at each other and smiled, but no one popularized the truth
Never set a flag!
10 minutes later
With a fork in one hand, she picked up a steak that was missing a few pieces and was bigger than her face, and with a spoon in her other hand, she gave Avril a happy smile while delivering dessert to her mouth
"It's so fragrant!"
Dragon Mother smiled without saying a word, she didn't mean to slap her face at all.
Instead, he concentrated on dealing with the steak in front of him.
"Sister, how did you find this delicious shop?" After a long time, Avril, who was full and full, leaned on a comfortable chair without grace, and asked with a full belch
"Delicious?" Long Mu's hand stopped moving, "You just eat it?"
Avril winks
"if not?"
Mother Dragon was a little speechless.
"The owner of this meat steak is a strange beast floating in the star ring. After the scientists here fuse a substance extracted from the universe into these meat steaks, it can strengthen the body and energy strength of the creature, even for me. A little boost."
Avril blinked again and felt her own energy reaction..
"Waiter! One hundred more!"
"Sorry, only one serving per person per day."
"My sister is that p!"
"Sorry, this is for the sake of your body."
".Sister~~"
The sweet and cloying coquettishness came, and Mother Long waved her hand at the waiter.
After she left, Mother Long said to Avril
"Although this kind of meat steak can improve our body and energy to a certain extent, it will take a while. If you eat too much in a short period of time, the result will not be an improvement, but a conflict with the energy in the body. Until In the end, he will become a monster that is neither human nor beast."
She was right. In order to increase his energy intensity, Felder did a lot of experiments. Even the food they were eating now was something Qian Xu dug out of Felder's 'heritage'.
But Qian Xu hid a little from this woman
That kind of energy extract is still unstable, and the consequences of long-term consumption are unknown
It seems that what Dragon Mother got was a delicacy, but she has unknowingly become a big white rat
Just like Warfield educated Qian Xu
Don't trust anyone, no matter who he is!
(End of this chapter)
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