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Chapter 479 Hypnotic Football

Chapter 479 Hypnotic Football
A goal is like a layer of window paper, which looks solid, but as long as it is pierced, light will come through.

With 1 goal, Maritimo is not in a hurry.Even 1:0 is enough to win the championship.

Maritimo is not in a hurry to attack, and Rio Avi is not in a hurry to come out. They are currently ranked in the middle, with no worries about relegation and no hope of winning the championship. It is not unacceptable to lose 1 goal to the champion.

Lose less and win!
The two teams played very restrained, and soon the first half of the game was over.

During the intermission, the commentator analyzed: "The champion is in sight, and Maritimo must focus on stability. In the second half, it is estimated that he will not attack too much, and Rio Avi's fighting spirit is doubtful. Therefore, the second half of the game may not be very good."

In the second half, they changed sides and fought again.

As expected, the two teams played more conservatively.

If the score was not rewritten most of the time in the first half, at least one of the two teams was trying to find a way to attack, and the game was more than intense, but not exciting enough, then in the second half, the two teams had no intention of attacking. The only thing they thought about was how to survive the 45 minutes.

Rio Avi is very sensible, he handed over the ball to Maritimo, and he stayed in his own half and stayed there.

Maritimo got the ball and began chamfering in the midfield. All kinds of short passes, cross passes, and long-distance transfers were dazzling.

Let the ball go up and down, but it just doesn't enter the 30-meter area in front of the opponent's goal.

Occasionally, he lost his game and accidentally passed the ball to a dangerous area, and the experienced Dzeko and Vukovic immediately returned the ball, never causing any trouble to the opponent.

Like a scumbag, Maritimo said to the girl who brought him to the hotel for the first time: "I'll just dawdle and never go in!"

This way of playing makes the fans in the stands drowsy. It has broken away from the scope of ordinary health-preserving football and has evolved into "hypnotic football" with medical effects.

Some long-term insomniac fans finally entered the long-lost dreamland under the treatment of the "hypnotic football" of the two teams.

In China, PP Sports is responsible for the commentary of the game is "Crosstalk Football" partners Dong Lu and Li Xin.

If it is said that the "hypnotic football" game between the two teams made everyone relax, these two commentators are the only ones out of the ordinary.

Especially Dong Lu.Teacher Dong is very vigilant now, after all, he has a "record".

When Real Madrid played against Paris in the Champions League, the score was also 1:0, and the scene was as calm as this game.At the 76th minute of the second half, the drowsy fans were awakened by a snoring sound from the computer.

Of course, it wasn't the little lion snoring on Rising's anti-virus software, but the commentator Dong Lu had already taken the lead and was hypnotized before the fans!
It is said that the husband of a female football fan had just left the night shift. When he opened the door, he heard the sound of a man snoring in the bedroom. He shed tears silently. Then he left the house and sent a text message to his wife: "Let's get a divorce."

To this day his wife is still wondering why her husband left...

For this reason, Mr. Dong "admitted" his mistake on Weibo, "To be honest, I can't bear it anymore, maybe it's time to rest, it's not that I don't love it, but that I'm getting old..."

Although he was sincere, positive and proactive in admitting his mistakes, he was severely fined by LeTV Sports because of the bad influence and even the surprise of allies (the British "Sun" and other media reported).

You have learned a lot from eating a pit, this time Teacher Dong dared not sleep anymore no matter what!

However, this kick was too hypnotic, and the "older" teacher Dong couldn't bear it a little bit. In addition, he drank a couple of liang of supper before the game, and now the more he looks at it, the heavier his eyelids are.

Li Xin was very worried about his state of responsibility, so he could only stimulate Dong Lu by asking questions frequently.

"What do you think of this kick?"

"What do you think of the pass here?"

"What do you think of this mistake?"

"The camera showed a close-up of a female fan, what do you think?"

……

Dong Lu was at a loss for words when he was asked, and he slandered in his heart: "How can I see it? Watch it in the studio like you."

Just when Li Xin was worried.When it was time to ask something more, he suddenly realized that his partner reached into his pocket and grabbed a handful of fiery red peppers!

"Tsk~" Li Xin gasped.If this pepper is not mistaken, it is the hottest Chaotian pepper!
It seems that Dong Lu is also working hard for his commentary career!

Soon, the drowsy audience in front of the computer was startled by the startled shouts of the commentator.

"Suck~~~this ball...it's so exciting!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Go forward!"

"Aww~~ Hurry up...water, water...parallel, this kick is too watery!"

……

The audience in front of the computer wondered, is this ball so passionate?As for the surprise?
Li Xin was almost moved to tears, it's easy to be a commentator!In order not to be hypnotized, I also worked hard!

The players of Maritimo and Rio Avi didn't know that one of their football matches would cause a Chinese commentator on the other side of the ocean to have a burning pain in his butt in the next week, and he didn't even dare to squat in the toilet.

They played the game in accordance with the previous rhythm very tacitly, and continued to hypnotize the fans.

The Portuguese fans have no complaints at all, because both Maritimo fans and Rio Avi fans know what their team needs most, and they are very clear about the meaning of this game. The result of this game is more important than the process.

On the contrary, it is the Chinese fans who are not calm.

Many keyboard warriors have turned on the troll mode again on the Internet, and raised their bar with netizens.

"What did you play in this game! Are you sorry that I don't sleep to watch the game at night? Refund the ticket!"

"Upstairs, you are watching the computer at home! Have you bought the ticket? Even if they refund the ticket, you won't be refunded!"

"...Then pay the electricity bill with me!"

……

"Hehe, I said earlier that Chinese coaches are not good! At the critical moment, they are bloodless! Playing such a ball is an embarrassment in front of the whole world!"

"Upstairs, the coach on the opposite side is Portuguese. They played badly, and they are still one goal behind!"

"I don't care! I don't care what the Portuguese do. I watched this game because of the Chinese. So I want to spray the Chinese"

……

"Playing so badly, I really wonder, how did you get the first place in the league?"

"They are undefeated, they won all the way!"

"Hmph, the other teams must be too bad! Portuguese football is hopeless!"

……

"From this game, we can see Gao Yuan's character and true level, too conservative! He's the same as his master Li Xiaopeng!"

"Some people said before that they want him to be the head coach of the national team, which is ridiculous!"

"It's not how high his level is, it's because his players are too strong, Dzeko, Vukovic, Antonio, Danso! With these people, my grandma can lead the team to win the championship!"

……

The game was not very exciting, but the trolls were very enjoyable and very happy!
After all, Gao Yuan and Maritimo have never had a chance to spray since Gao Yuan and Maritimo were awesome, and this game has allowed them to get what they wanted.

In the end, the game came to an end in a slow and dull rhythm.

The referee blows three whistles and the game is over.

0:1
Maritimo has won the championship!
(End of this chapter)

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