Zen Strange Records

Chapter 1
"...The Tathagata knows and sees that all living beings have gained such immeasurable merit. Why? These living beings have no appearance of self, appearance of human beings, appearance of sentient beings, or appearance of life; they have no appearance, and no appearance of dharma. Why? These living beings have no appearance of self, appearance of human beings, appearance of sentient beings, or appearance of living beings; they have no appearance, and they have no appearance of dharma. Why? If sentient beings take the form of the mind, it will be for the longevity of our sentient beings. If we take the form of Dharma, it will be for the life of our beings. Why? If we take the form of dharma, it will be for the life of our beings. Therefore, we should not take the Dharma. It is necessary to take the illegal law. For this reason, the Tathagata often said: "You monks, you know that my Dharma is like a raft metaphor; the Dharma should be given up, let alone the illegal one." The distant voice spread slowly in the ancient temple. Monk Xin's old wrinkles were like crumpled toilet paper, squeezed together dryly.

Three or four meters away from him, a young monk aged sixteen or seventeen breathed impatiently. Looking closely, he saw that the young monk had fair skin and tender flesh, and a handsome appearance, with slightly immature facial features and a shiny bald head. It seemed extremely uncoordinated. A shabby gray-brown monk's robe was draped around his body. Although he was sitting cross-legged on the ground, he was looking left and right, very restless.

Finally, as if he couldn't stand the old monk's chatter, the young monk stretched his waist exaggeratedly: "Master, you have memorized this Diamond Sutra no less than thirty times, your apprentice and I are already hungry. back."

While rubbing his stomach in dissatisfaction, the little monk stood up with a resentful look on his face: "What kind of figure or elephant? If we don't eat, we will all look like dead!"

"Alas, rotten wood cannot be carved!" Monk Wan Xin sighed helplessly, dusted off his dusty old cassock, and jumped up from the ground. Unexpectedly, although he looked old and frail, he did not appear weak at all. , his movements were as majestic as those of a dragon and a tiger, but with his next words, his majesty was instantly lost.

"Little bastard, you think your master and I don't want to eat. This Milongjian is surrounded by towering cliffs, and birds are hard to find. It's just a stinky ditch. I want to eat, you boy find it for me!"

As he said that, he seemed to be still angry, and made three steps in parallel, rushed up and slapped the young monk, there was no trace of a monk who had attained the Tao, he looked like an ignorant rascal.

The little monk grinned: "Yes, yes, apprentice, I am also in a hurry. We have been trapped in this poor place for more than half a month, and we have eaten up all the food in our store!"

After sighing for a while, the master and the apprentice looked at each other speechlessly, and finally sighed together, as if chanting sutras could forget hunger, Wan Xin sat down again, not long after, the sound of chanting sutras that had already been heard resounded once again The whole temple.

The little monk shook his head, and walked out of the temple helplessly. At this time, the moon and stars were thinning outside, and the empty valley revealed a chill. It's been a series of adventures, all the way majestic, and the four big characters "son of the plane" are almost engraved on the forehead, how come to my side, I will starve to death in this barren mountain, it is really evil!"

It turns out that this little monk is not from this world, but an unlucky guy who caught up with the tide. As for the original name, it is no longer important. The closed disciple of Zen Master Wanxin, the elder of Jingyun Temple, grew up in Buddhism, but unfortunately, the so-called upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked, following a strange master, this Ye Xiaosan is naturally a stingy weirdo, who doesn't keep the rules and precepts very much, Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, but I have learned it all over the place.

His master, Zen Master Wan Xin, is even more famous in the martial arts world. He is known as the second among the four scum of Buddhism to "turn the tide". This man is really a strange person and a strong person, but he was born in the famous brothel painting house in the south of the Yangtze River. In the film, the mother was a famous courtesan, and she didn’t even know who the father was. She was arrested and exiled for stealing when she was 12 years old, but she encountered an amnesty halfway. jump.

But he didn't want to meet an astonishing person by chance—Patriarch Jingyun, one of the three monks, so he was accepted as a disciple and half-forced to become a monk.

Hmm... It's really hard to describe what happened after that. During this period, Ye Xiaosan, who was forced to listen to someone's youthful past dozens of times, could only say... What a pity for the great monk Jingyun Patriarch. If his old man was Quan I know that the four disciples I taught carefully have the title of the Four Scum of Buddhism, and I am afraid that even the coffin boards cannot hold them down.

"Are you really going to starve to death in this ghost place!" Ye Xiaosan rubbed his bare forehead depressedly. It's okay to be a monk, but I can bear it with a wonderful master. God wants to be so cruel, is this okay? The easy-to-get freshman made me starve to death in this damn place!

It is a long story to talk about why the master and apprentice two appeared in such a ghostly place where thousands of people disappeared.

This starts with the inheritance of the two people. When it comes to Patriarch Jingyun, he is one of the three monks. He is on par with the top ten masters in the world, Tianque Ten Sages. He can be said to be an outstanding person of the generation, and this outstanding person’s Let’s not talk about his life story for the moment, but let’s talk about his peerless martial arts that shocked the past and the present - Bodhi Determination, which is a set of magical skills that make people in the martial arts world salivate.

However...but...this set of magical skills has a daunting negative attribute, which is impotence...Yes, this Bodhi Determination has four levels of skills, and each level is advanced. The life span is increased by 30 years and the power is doubled. These four levels are the Shravaka Hinayana state, the Pratyekabuddha medium state, the Bodhisattva Mahayana state and the Buddha's ultimate state of perfection.

According to legend, Patriarch Jingyun has only reached the third level of cultivation, and he is already alone in the martial arts world, which shows the strength of his skills. Now, Ye Xiaosan's cheap master Wanxin Chan Master has just entered the second level, but the problem is not here. And in the first level of exercises, the Shravaka Hinayana realm.

When a practitioner officially begins to enter the first level, not only will his skill be unable to improve, but he will also lose his ability to do things. Only through day-to-day practice and understanding of Buddhism can he cross the threshold and step into the second level. At this stage, his skills have improved by leaps and bounds, and he has become a top martial arts master, although he is still unable to do anything...

Ahem...Unfortunately, Ye Xiaosan, who came from time travel, found sadly that he is in the first stage... To restore the masculinity of a man, there are only two ways at present, one is to practice to the point that no one can achieve in the legend. The other level of the fourth level he has passed is self-destruction, and there is a slight chance that his little brother can resurrect.

Who can stand this!Ye Xiaosan looked at his little brother who died before he was able to leave school with great grief, and sighed silently.

After all, the reason why the two masters and apprentices appeared in such a place this time has something to do with it. It turns out that not only Ye Xiaosan wants to regain his glory, but also his cheating master who was "nouned" and even thought about it a few times. ten years.A few months ago, I don’t know where this old and disrespectful guy got the news. It was said that there was a treasure of heaven and earth that could bring human flesh and bones to life in Milongjian, so he happily jumped into this unknown place. desperate situation.

As a result, Tiancaidibao was not found, and instead he was trapped here, unable to find a way out.

"If I commit suicide now, will I be able to travel through time again?" Ye Xiaosan was thinking about the possibility of "re-creating a new life" in despair. Suddenly, there was a clang at his feet. He took a closer look and found that while he was wandering aimlessly, he actually When we came to a pile of rocks, there were overgrown weeds in front of us, and there was actually a vague hole!
(End of this chapter)