Zen Strange Records

Chapter 3 The bald head that fell from the sky

It's just that this so-called novice gift pack is a little different from what I imagined. There are three stacks of cards in this gift pack. In addition to the original chance card, one is three coupons for prostitution, and the other is a coupon for a blind date. , these are all cheating names, the system's explanation is simple and clear.

Free whoring ticket: benefactor, the poor monk from the east...cough cough, benefactor, let's enjoy the meal. (By virtue of this coupon, the host can be forced to eat and drink for free at any time and any place).

Blind date coupon: benefactor, the poor monk is destined for you! (Considering the host’s own conditions, I’m really sorry, this system considerately recommends this product, you can randomly meet a beauty, don’t thank me, I’m just a passing system——by library sauce)

I always feel that these two things are full of malice, hey!Besides, except for a certain little brother who was absent from work, how handsome he is in this life, okay?Ye Xiaosan looked at these two strange things wanting to cry without tears, and always felt that his future was gloomy. Forget it, something is better than nothing. Besides, this is just a novice gift package, and there may be some surprises in the future. Let's take a look at the anticipated S-level random opportunity.

Le Tian's Ye Xiaosan quickly sorted out his messy mood, and turned to look at the chance card.

The S-level random chance card can randomly trigger a chance. The content of the chance depends on the specific performance of the host. Ask the host if you want to use it immediately.

"Use!" Ye Xiaosan did not hesitate, and immediately chose to use it. Just as the voice fell, a "ding" sounded in his mind, and the content of the opportunity emerged immediately: "Congratulations to the host for drawing an S-level opportunity—— Falling off a cliff."

Uh, an adventure on a cliff?Ye Xiaosan's heart skipped a beat, an ominous premonition welled up in his heart, and at this moment, a gust of wind hit in front of him, accompanied by the girl's angry and coquettish scolding: "Hmph, ignore me several times, let me go!" Die!"

Before he finished speaking, Ye Xiaosan felt a silky jade hand lightly pressing on his chest, his throat felt sweet all of a sudden, his whole body flew out like a spring, and fell into the abyss.

"I'm lying!" The shrill scream accompanied by Ye Xiaosan's thin body, quickly sank into the hidden clouds...

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Turning back a little bit in time, under the Milongjian, on the verdant and beautiful Tianxiao Peak, there is already a bustling voice of people. Heroes from all over Kyushu gather here one after another. Chatted loudly, or cursed loudly, but without exception, everyone's eyes were on the peak of Tianxiao Peak, in that group of hazy and gorgeous flames.

This group of flames is so incompatible with the surrounding scenery, because this is where the phoenix nirvana is. Although the flames are dazzling, everyone present is more or less accompanied by unique skills, and they can vaguely see the flames in the flames. , an elegant and noble fiery red giant bird, struggling in pain.

As the saying goes, "there are five phoenixes, phoenixes with five colors and red; phoenixes with yellow colors; phoenixes with green ones; phoenixes with purple ones; and swans with white ones." This giant bird is undoubtedly the most powerful among the five kinds of phoenixes. Huofeng, it can be seen that the rumors that are popular in the world are not false. This Huofeng has really reached the critical moment of nirvana, and is completely powerless to fight against everyone present.

It can be said that most of the people in the rivers and lakes present today have this kind of fluke mentality. Don't look at the hero and the gentleman in your daily life. Famous persons, himself and the others are just big snakes in the land. Compared with common people, their natural beauty is incomparable, but if they want to make a career, it is far from enough.

Birth, talent, and opportunity are indispensable. The first two cannot be forced, but the third is a huge profit. If you can get a drop of phoenix blood by chance, then not to mention being invincible, you can at least be reborn and open up a new world. the gate.

However, having said that, the atmosphere at the scene was somewhat weird. I saw everyone looking at me and I looking at you, their eyes were extremely fierce, but their bodies were motionless. The whole scene was extremely embarrassing. , everyone just wants to fish in troubled waters, get a drop or two, and dare not take risks.

"Cut, how long do we have to wait, big brother, if we don't want to leave it up to us." Xu Shi got impatient, and a big man in the crowd showed a look of impatience. After taking a step, he was pulled back tightly by the big brother at the side: "What kind of bastard are you? I just wanted to praise you, but then I became restless again. When will it be your turn for such a big event?" My two identities can participate, you want to kill our brother!"

"Brother, don't be angry. It's my fault. Let's wait and wait." The man laughed innocently. Perhaps he was afraid of his elder brother, so he stopped and didn't dare to say anything. However, he stopped, and the atmosphere on the entire peak suddenly became boiling. Everyone was bustling and ready to move. At this moment, a clear and sharp phoenix call suddenly spread.

However, just as the sound started, it stopped abruptly, and a black shadow fell from the sky like lightning, and with a loud "bang", it slammed on Huofeng's body fiercely. A cry of pain came from the smoke.

For a moment, the entire Wangdu Cliff was silent, and even the air on the cliff was slightly condensed. Everyone looked at the peak in a daze, confused, and the ghost knew what happened.

At the same time, someone in the crowd yelled: "It's Sixi Hall!" Before the words fell, the crowd on the mountain road dispersed hastily. Not far away, two figures, one tall and one short, suddenly approached. Nearly, in the blink of an eye, he has come to the cliff.

"Jie Jie, I thought there were so many heroes gathered on Xiaofeng today, but I didn't want to see a group of wine bags and rice bags. I am really disappointed!" The figure just stood still, and the first person laughed strangely. Slender and tall, with a slightly hunched back, sunken eye sockets and a wide chin, he is really ugly. He is dressed in a bright yellow scholar's robe that is neither fish nor fowl. Scratching desperately on the frosted glass of the Western Tribute makes people get goosebumps all over.The man spoke with sarcasm, and glanced at the crowd contemptuously. Wherever his eyes went, the "heroes" avoided him one after another, not daring to look at him. Make the slightest sound.

"Hehehe, Boss doesn't know something. This group of soft-footed shrimps are used to bullying and bragging, but when they see your majesty, big brother, they are in awe from the bottom of their hearts." An equally sharp voice sounded beside the man, without any hesitation. He mercilessly ridiculed the group of knights, but he was a short dwarf less than one meter tall. He had a strange life, with a full beard, a hoarse voice, and a weathered face, but he had a short figure. Looking from a distance, he looked like a Fat monkey.

Even so, none of the people present dared to make fun of it. Gein, these two people with strange faces are the stubborn second monsters of the evil gang "Sixitang", the boss of which is known as "Weird Lao Tzu". Chang Qianqiu, and the second child "weird boy" Ma Wei.

Just when everyone was facing a big enemy, the smoke and dust on the peak cleared away, and a tattered little monk stood up unsteadily, rubbing his neck, and cursed: "Grandma is a bear, grandpa killed me!" , who threw this broken bird here!"

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Seeing the cliffs passing by quickly on both sides of his body, Ye Xiaosan was about to blurt out a national curse, should it be said that this system is powerful?This Falling off a Cliff Adventure came as soon as it was said, without even a preparation, this altitude, it can't be really cold, right?
As if sensing Ye Xiaosan's question, Ku Jiang's voice sounded in his mind again: "Please don't worry, the host. This product has excellent after-sales service. Return, funeral, and reincarnation are all in one package, so you don't have any worries."

"Go, go! Crow's mouth, you cheating system, and that woman, wait for me, if you don't die today, you will definitely kill her in the future."

Before the words fell, the person had already fallen heavily on something soft, and then there was a mournful long moan, Ye Xiaosan was taken aback, and immediately felt a burning sensation all over his body.

Only then did he realize that he had fallen on a mountain peak, and by coincidence, he had landed on a huge red strange bird with a chicken head, a swallow jaw, a snake neck, and a turtle back. , fishtail, five-color, about six feet high, because it was hit so hard, it has already taken in more air and less air out at this time.

I always feel that this bird looks familiar... But now is not the time to think about it. The whole body of this strange bird is burning with reddish flames. The flames flowed into Ye Xiaosan's body like blood along the wounds made by Ye Xiaosan. It made his whole body burn like a flame, and the pain was unbearable.

Ye Xiaosan climbed up from the bird with a clang, and cursed loudly as he climbed: "Grandma is a bear, grandpa killed me, who threw this broken bird here!"

After opening his mouth to curse, after seeing the situation around him clearly, he was dumbfounded, what the hell is this, why are there so many people?

On the other hand, the people on Tianxiao Peak were even more dumbfounded, looking at the completely finished Huofeng under Ye Xiaosan with eyes in disbelief, and lost their voice for a moment, is this the end?The fire phoenix that many martial arts people dreamed of just died like this?
(End of this chapter)