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Chapter 274 A battle caused by a piece of sweet and sour fish (more updates)

Add more brothers and deacons to "Never recite lines"!
The old people always teach their children and grandchildren to chew slowly when eating and not to babble, that is uncivilized, and not to compete with younger siblings for food, that is wrong.

However, now a bunch of old men and women have completely forgotten all of this, and everyone wants to put their heads on the plate and eat.

Especially the skinny Mr. He, he has severe anorexia, which makes many doctors helpless, but now, looking at the chopsticks in Mr. He's hand, it is so fast, accurate and ruthless. He can even pick up three or four round peanuts without falling down.

The rest of the people also ate their mouths full of oil.

As today's old birthday star, although Bai Chuanfeng's grandma wants to maintain a little image, after all, there are so many guests watching, but she can't compete with these old brothers and sisters at all, because the taste of this food is really rare in the world ah.

The three Bai Liyun brothers were all dumbfounded. Is that old lady who eats all kinds of things his own mother?Certainly not, my old lady is a very gentle person, she has never been able to eat like this, this damn is like a wolf that has been hungry for three days and sees a lamb, that ferocity is too cruel.

Lei Zhen's two sons and grandson Lei Dongtian were also there. They looked at their old man, and they were all dumbfounded.

Lei Zhen always likes to eat, but he has the old problem of constipation, so he usually doesn't eat much, but it's not because he doesn't want to eat, but because his physical condition doesn't allow him to eat so much.

But now?Seeing the old man eating, his face turned red, his mouth was full, and his cheeks were bulging, but just like this, the chopsticks in his hand still stuffed some vegetables into his mouth.

After Lei Zhen's two sons and grandson Lei Dongtian reacted, they almost peed their pants.

"Brother, don't let our dad eat it. He has constipation. The doctor told him to eat less greasy food. Look at him now... my god." Lei Zhen's second son Lei Bao said to his elder brother Lei Bao. Tiger said anxiously.

Lei Hu didn't know about this situation, but he didn't dare to go there, why?Because he knows his father's temper so well, when he is concentrating on doing one thing, if he disturbs him at this time, it is to find him, it doesn't matter if you are a son or a grandson, you can just scold him If it is serious, it is very likely to use the sole of the shoe to pump the ass.

Therefore, Lei Hu was too anxious to go there.

Old Man He's son was also anxious. His father hadn't eaten much in the past two days. Logically speaking, it should be a good thing that she could eat now, but his stomach had been empty for too long. He could easily be injured if he suddenly stood up. Gastrointestinal.

"He Zongrui, go and stop your grandpa, don't let him eat again." He didn't dare to take care of his father, so he encouraged his son to go over. The old man loved his grandson and would definitely be obedient.

He Zongrui rushed to Mr. He's side in three or two steps, grabbed the hand that was still holding the vegetables, and said: "Grandpa, you can't eat anymore, you will last, your body is important."

Who knew that the old man He swung his arm, directly threw He Zongrui's buttocks and squatted, and said with staring eyes: "Get out, get out of here quickly, and delay my eating, do you know? Let me tell you, boy, the food on this table is not good." The most delicious meal I have eaten in so many years. I never thought that there are such delicious meals in the world. What happens to my body if I eat them? Even if I eat them to death, I will be full...Old Thunder, I just licked that piece of braised pork, put it down, it's mine."

Lei Zhen, who was sending a piece of braised pork to his mouth, turned his head and looked at old man He. His mouth was full of vegetables, and he couldn't speak clearly. He said vaguely: "It is recorded in Chinese medicine left by our ancestors that saliva is also called Jinjin. Yuye, it’s okay to eat some, I don’t dislike it.”

"........."

"Damn it! You old bastard!" After a long time, old man He started yelling.

It's a mess, a complete mess.

Grandma Bai Chuanfeng's birthday banquet was going on in an orderly manner, but in the end, these old people directly messed it up. What the hell is this?What's the matter?Isn't it just a table of meals?Which one of these people has not been a luxury food for half his life, what delicious food has he never eaten?You said that you are all so old, why don't you eat like this without integrity and image, and there are so many high-level people watching here, if this spreads, it will be shameful.

Almost all of them have black lines on their heads and faces. Today they can finally answer an eternal mystery left over from history - is Lian Po still able to make a living at this old age?
Answer: Great!
Not only can they eat, but they can eat several large bowls of rice. With the fighting power of these old people, it is estimated that even a table of food will not be enough for them. They are too fierce.

"Ahem..." After all, Bai Liyun came back to his senses a little faster than the others, and hurriedly coughed a few times.

He has to smooth things over for these old people, and help them guard this "shameful" secret, and not spread it to the outside world, or these big families will be ashamed to death.

Everyone was also woken up by Bai Liyun's coughing, and they couldn't laugh or cry. Some shook their heads, not knowing what to express.

"Everyone, what happened today..."

What Bai Liyun meant was: Brothers, you haven't seen what happened today, and you can't tell it outside. You're still dreaming, it's not real.

These people were all human beings, and they immediately understood what Bai Liyun meant.

One by one, they hurriedly made promises that they would never tell anyone about this matter.

Being able to mix in the market to the present point, their reputation is still trustworthy.

Bai Liyun cupped his fists around to express his thanks, but he was also in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he reacted quickly. If he forgot to remind everyone, it probably won't be a surprise to the newspapers tomorrow.

Everyone said hello and then started to sit down to drink and discuss business. However, most people would turn their heads to look at the tables of the old men and women intentionally or unintentionally. When they saw the food on the table, they would eat it immediately. When it was over, they felt a little relieved. It wasn't that they were nervous, but they were relieved for these old people. They thought that it was finally over. If it went on like this, all these old men and women would probably have to die in the end. .

They were dumbfounded, but it was Su Baiyang who was even more dumbfounded than them.

From the beginning to now, Su Boyang didn't react at all. He just stared and opened his mouth, just sitting there like a fool, watching these old men and women fighting with the table full of food.

"Damn, old man Lei, are you still shameless? You just robbed me of a piece of braised pork, and now you're robbing me of my sweet and sour fish. Believe it or not, I'll fight you hard?"

"Old man He, you are no match for me even if you try your best. This sweet and sour fish is mine."

"You shameless old bastard, I'll fight you."

Chirping, banging, crackling...

"Hey, hey, why are you two old things fighting again? Let go quickly, Lao He, you are about to tear off Lao Lei's ears, and Lao Lei, your hands, oops, are full of oil , Why are you stabbing Lao He's nostrils, oops, stop hitting you two."

What the hell, what's going on?

Everyone was stunned and quickly looked back. When they saw Old Man He and Lei Zhen already struggling together, they were all speechless.

Isn't it just a piece of sweet and sour fish?Who the hell hasn't seen it or eaten it? You said that you two are such an older person. As for tearing your face for a piece of sweet and sour fish?

He Zongrui and Lei Dongtian couldn't sit still at this moment, and He Zongrui's father and Lei Bao Lei Hu also ran over.

Nima, these people are all giants in shopping malls and financial giants, and they are calm as usual when the sky is falling, but today they are completely in a hurry, there is no way, my father is fighting with others, what a fucking It hurts.

A few people hurriedly separated the two wrestling old men, and saw that Lei Zhen's ears were red, and old man He's nostrils were also red.

The two were still staring.

Seeing the appearance of these two people, everyone was angry and amused, but at the same time they were speechless, they were also very curious - what kind of dish was this, worthy of these old people disregarding their image, even for a piece of candy? Is vinegar fish really so delicious?

(End of this chapter)