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Chapter 300 Dai Quan: Your Majesty, Umbrella has dealt with us again.

There are already many people waiting at the reservation point for an outing outside Yangzhou city.

"I'm coming."

"Look, it's really unusual. They can keep up with the speed of the horse."

"Oh my god, isn't this a monster? How can it run alone without people and livestock to pull it?"

"Idiot! You don't speak strangely, this is just a mechanism, at most it's exquisite and unique, and it's worth your fuss?"

"Hey, this movement is not small. Look, after this mechanism passed by, the ground was pressed down. My dear, how heavy it must be."

"Hiss, didn't you find out? This mechanism seems to be made of refined iron, and the glass is so transparent, how much does it cost to get it out?"

"The artisans of Umbrella are also very good. Not only can they produce snow-white salt, but they can also create mechanisms that can fly in the sky and run on the ground. Maybe there are even underwater ones."

"Hey, you said that if this wheel is installed on our carriage, wouldn't it be fine?"

"Come on, you, if you really want to put it up, it's nondescript, why is it necessary, let alone do you have the money to buy it?"

"No, I was thinking, look, there seems to be a bump-relieving structure on the wheel. If we can figure it out, it would be better to install a set on our carriage, too?"

"Hmph, there are so many good things from Umbrella, who the hell doesn't want them? Doesn't it depend on how the state consultations go?"

"Yeah, I don't understand the current situation, so let's wait and see."

"Oh, I see. There are people inside, and there are people above and below. Look, they are still looking out."

"Hey, I said, if you sit on this thing and go to war on the battlefield, no horse can compare to it, right?"

"Sure, with this size and weight, no amount of horses can stop it."

"Besides, didn't you see that the house is not fully enclosed. If someone is holding a bow, arrow and firecracker on it, how can you fight this battle?"

"No, no, I just don't know how the defense of this mechanism is. If it can block knives, slashes and arrows, well, no one can stop it."

"I don't know what the principle of this mechanism is. Can our craftsmen imitate it?"

"If it works, um, someday this old man will have to ask His Majesty for an order, even if it can't be completely copied, there is a general idea, if you can run, then it will be much easier to fight the barbarians outside the nine borders It's over."

"Cut, pull it down."

"Now those civil servants in the imperial court are trying to trouble us military generals. How could they be willing to spend energy, money, food and materials to do this?"

"Not necessarily, although the national treasury is empty and the court has no money, but if we cooperate with Umbrella, there is nothing we need, and then we can support us with some skilled craftsmen, isn't it also possible. "

"Come on, I don't know what Umbrella thinks at the moment. If it were you, would you like to teach other countries this skill?"

"Not to mention that it's hard to say whether there is something that people will like in our big work. Even if they like it, whether we can afford the price is also a question."

"Hey, yes, we can only be greedy."

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Not to mention what the civil servants and generals present were talking about, but only said that Emperor Yonghe was eager to see him, and he didn't care about losing face, so he had already personally led people to greet him.

Well, in fact, he just wanted to see what this rare mechanism of Umbrella looked like.

The distance is too far, I can't see clearly, I feel anxious.

Well, it would be perfect if the king of Umbrella invited him in for a sit-down.

Unfortunately, this can only be thought about.

Needless to say, those ministers will definitely not agree.

Even if they agree, they have to go in and check in person to confirm safety.

However, King Umbrella must have resentment in this case.

I kindly invite you to come in and sit down, why do you still suspect that I want to harm you?
Roll the ball, I still can't bear it.

Is anyone qualified to go up to something like a dragon?
You are courting death!

Thinking of this, Emperor Yonghe felt a little depressed.

Why can't this bullshit rule be changed?

Of course, he also knew that this was a necessary procedure to protect the emperor's safety since ancient times, and it must not be sloppy.

Although he believed that Umbrella would not do anything to him, those ministers did not dare to take this risk.

Then again, if he acted arbitrarily, could be as majestic as the founding emperor, and said what he said, he would not have such concerns.

It's a pity, he is nothing, and he doesn't speak forcefully!

As for the Supreme Emperor?
God, he can do it, he is not afraid of being harmed, and no one dares to stop him from going in.

But why let him in?
Zhen is the current emperor of Daqian, the most noble person in the world, there is no one, okay?

Let's not talk about such a good thing, let's not talk about it, he can only watch, um, I don't feel comfortable thinking about it.

Well, it would be better not to mention it.

Hey, let's talk about it.

Among the gifts that Umbrella gave him back then, there was a carriage, which was a bit of a big deal, at best a little weird.

It looked pretty good at first, but now it looks like it can't be compared.

Shop around, can't see it.

stingy!

So stingy.

There is such a good thing, but I just gave it a small piece. Fortunately, I was very satisfied with it at the beginning.

If I had known this would happen, the carriage should not have been kept, and it would have been the only way to relieve my hatred by cutting it down and using it as firewood.

In other words, after Umbrella's team arrived at the place.

The knight who opened the way quickly slowed down, then got off his horse, and led the vehicle to find a place to stop.

Yu Chao didn't get out of the car, and didn't even open the doors of the two cars.

He just opened the window, said something to a knight, and closed the window.

Not long after, someone from Umbrella found Emperor Yonghe, who was waiting to see him through.

Dai Quan, as Emperor Yonghe's henchman, knew that the emperor was impatient, so he took the lead to meet him.

"Excuse me, my lord, I don't know why the king of your country hasn't come out yet?"

"His Majesty the Emperor of our country came to greet him in person. Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

Although Dai Quan was a little unhappy in his heart, he was not stubborn when speaking, and dared not speak out.

Oh, the emperor of my family has come to welcome you in person, but why don't you rush out to meet him? What do you mean?

Knowing that we are waiting for you, your majesty still puts on airs to make our emperor wait. Could it be that you look down on us and don't give my emperor face?

If he really said that, he would be like the eunuch next to the empress, who couldn't eat and walked around.

Who the hell knows if Umbrella will find some excuse to get angry again, Dai Quan doesn't dare to take the risk.

This is not a man of great power, his little power is of no use to others.

However, Manager Tang didn't show up, and directly sent a small officer, who was not polite at all.

"Hmph, do you still have the nerve to ask?"

"Didn't I, Umbrella, inform you that today's outing only invites members of your country's royal family?"

"What qualifications do those messed-up people have to participate in the private exchanges between the two emperors?"

"What do you guys mean by appearing here? Is this in line with your etiquette and customs?"

"Also, don't you know that there are female relatives coming from our side? You have so many people watching here, is this your style?"

"Is it possible that I heard wrongly? The atmosphere of your Daqian is actually very civilized, and there is no bad habit of women not being allowed to show their faces in public?"

Good guy.

Although the words of others are a bit harsh, they are right.

Can't explain it at all.

This embarrassment is completely self-inflicted!
Even mentioning the term "bad habits" is definitely a humiliation!
Why is it so unlucky to encounter such a thing?
Dai Quan smiled wryly and said, "Uh, I'm really sorry, please forgive me, my lord."

"This, um, don't worry, it should be resolved soon, please wait a moment."

"We come as we go, please forgive me."

Dai Quan smiled awkwardly and politely at the other party, then quickly said goodbye and ran away.

Mom, I've never been so embarrassed.

This is different from being criticized by those ministers in Daqian. They are all members of the family. If they feel uncomfortable, they will probably look for opportunities to give advice to the emperor. Sooner or later, he will come back with revenge.

But right now, being confronted face-to-face by Umbrella and other cruel people from the country, Dai Quan didn't dare to think carefully.

Even the Emperor Daqian changed his face when he talked about Umbrella, how could he dare to complain about this dog who served others.

Emmm, why did such a bad thing happen to me?
Gou Jin's Ministry of Rites, are you all blind?

Do we still need our family to remind you about this kind of diplomatic etiquette?

What are you all doing to eat?
Why is it always picked on by Umbrella on this kind of issue?

Shame!
I hope the emperor won't take his anger out on our family later, otherwise, don't blame our family for giving you small shoes to wear in the future.

snort!
"My lord, slave, the slave is back."

Emperor Yonghe was in a hurry, and cursed casually: "What's the matter when you come back, is it possible that I still have ten miles to welcome you?"

"What nonsense, tell me quickly, what's going on with Umbrella, why hasn't she come out to see me?"

Emperor Yonghe wanted to say whether they were giving me a blow or something, but he held back.

He was also afraid that if he said the wrong thing right now, he would be slapped in the face.

Dai Quan said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, this matter, alas, I'm too embarrassed to talk about it, it's too embarrassing."

???

what?

Look at Dai Quan's meaning, could it be that he made a mistake again?
Emperor Yonghe asked: "Say it quickly, if you dare to be coy, be careful, I will give you a board!"

Dai Quan glanced at the court ministers who were still listening, and said aggrievedly, "My lord, Umbrella is picking things up for us again."

"People said that the king's letter of credence to you indicated that he invited you and the royal family members to have an outing today, but there are too many people here now, and their identities don't match."

"Besides, there are women relatives over there, here."

Dai Quan gestured to the surroundings, and continued: "I asked, and said"

"Don't you know that we have female relatives coming? You have so many people watching here, is this your style?"

"Is it possible that I heard wrongly? The atmosphere of your Daqian is actually very civilized, and there is no bad habit of women not being allowed to show their faces in public?"

Dai Quan imitated the other party's words, and slapped many people in the face on the spot, and some members of the etiquette department regretted it.

Nima, now I'm going to be trained again.

No, it's not just a matter of being scolded. If something happens, I'll embarrass Dagan, and I'll have plenty of shoes to wear later.

Whether this little life can even be saved depends on the emperor's mood.

Hey, why do you have to be too busy to join in the fun?

Well now, just to join in the fun, I actually forgot such things, it's really yellow mud falling into my crotch-it's not shit, it's shit!
"Your Majesty, tell me, under such circumstances, how dare I ask the other party to come out!"

"The servant was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack to get in!"

Well, this pot is thrown out.

It's not easy!

Our family is just a rootless eunuch, how could we take the blame for those big brains?
What a pity!
Emperor Yonghe's face turned black, and he looked at the ministers around him, his eyes were spitting fire.

"Damn things!"

"You are still ministers of the imperial court, why should I consider this matter for you?"

"Is this how you arranged it?"

"Umbrella is slapping me in the face. You actually embarrass me in terms of etiquette. Do you still want to lose face?"

"What they said is right. Could it be that you would like your female relatives to be watched by others? It doesn't matter, right?"

"Also, I have already said that King Umbrella invited me, the Supreme Emperor and others to go out for an outing. You must come to join in the fun. Now it's all right, it's all a shame, are you satisfied?"

The emperor couldn't wait any longer.

"Stupid, aren't they?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand the emperor's words, or you are too thick-skinned?"

"Why don't you hurry up and get rid of me, and get rid of all irrelevant people and others?"

"Hmph, this matter is not over, I will deal with you later!"

Ok.

After the Supreme Emperor got angry, the effect was very good.

After a while, the venue was vacant.

The remaining personnel, except for members of the royal family, well, in fact, the only men are the emperor and the emperor, and those eunuchs are not counted.

As for the guards, they were all far away.

no way.

Everyone knows it.

I really want to do something, these big inner guards are actually not very useful.

It's better to be a bachelor, at least it can show their sincerity.

Not only that, Emperor Yonghe also arranged for the queen and others to meet the other party's female relatives, so as not to be challenged again.

As for whether this was against etiquette, disrespectful to the royal family, or whether it was too embarrassing for Umbrella.

Emperor Yonghe said that if you make a mistake, you have to admit it, and a small loss is nothing.

If you are not polite, don't you have to separate people.

Who is to say that Daqian is weak, but Umbrella is strong.

Now, most importantly, without the flies buzzing in his ears, would he have a chance to sit in that magical mechanism?

That being said, I'm really looking forward to it.

(End of this chapter)