I loaded the social death system
Chapter 145 On The Road
Chapter 145 On The Road
After receiving Liu Yi's coffee, Zhao Hanwei felt comfortable eating and drinking it.
"What are you looking at?" After getting out of the car, Zhao Hanwei obviously recovered from the embarrassment of being slept on by Liu Yi's lap.
"Don't you think this fine drizzle is beautiful? It's especially suitable for painting." Liu Yi looked a little artistic at this time because he was full.
"Well, I also like rainy days. I even bought a transparent umbrella so that I can look up at the sky even in rainy days."
"Aren't you afraid of cervical spondylosis?" Zhang Bolin's head poked out from the crack of the seat.
Zhao Hanwei:......
I told you that I kill people without blinking an eye, but you asked me if my eyes are dry.
Liu Yi also shook his head. This guy must have been single for several years.
With this brain circuit, it is impossible for ordinary girls to match him.
"Eat yours, there are so many weird ideas." Liu Yi also couldn't laugh or cry. I have to say that it was quite fun to have these guys around.
The car was forced all the way, speeding on the highway.
Liu Yi and Zhao Hanwei chatted from time to time without getting too intimate.
Zhao Hanwei's temperament is like this, if you are too enthusiastic, she will feel uncomfortable. A proper sense of distance is very important.
"This time for sketching, you try to get a few better paintings, and I can hang them in Yisheng's corridor when I get back."
"Well, if you say that, I feel a little stressed."
Zhao Hanwei doesn't hate pressure.
But who calls Liu Yi the boss? He has to listen to what the boss says.
belch!
From time to time, Zhang Bolin's hiccups could be heard behind him.
"Berlin, how much have you drunk? I feel like you are almost catching up with the tractor."
"Hi, old Liu, hi, I'm just, hi, I just drank a little too much, hi, it's fine."
"How much did you drink?"
Zhang Bolin counted the bottles under his feet.
"Three 1.25-liter Cokes, one two-liter bottle, and two cans of Sprite."
Liu Yi counted, good guy, this guy drank almost six and a half liters of drink!
"If you can drink as well as you can drink Coke, I guess you will have a bright future in the future."
Zhang Bolin patted his stomach and let out a ton of water: "Wine doesn't taste as good as Coke."
Liu Yi didn't bother to pay attention to him, the whole thing was just a bag of wine and food, and it really meant it literally.
Half an hour later, Liu Yi was closing his eyes when he felt someone knocking on the back of his chair.
"Well, what's the matter?"
"Old, old Liu, I can't do it anymore."
"What's wrong?"
"The Coke is down!" Zhang Bolin didn't dare to speak loudly, it was obvious that he was holding back enough.
"Go down, what do you mean?"
"I want to release water!"
"Tsk!" Liu Yi tsk: "How old are you? Besides, I'm not your parents, so I can still take care of your toilet."
"And who told you to drink so much, good guy, just your amount, not to mention humans, hippos can't stand it."
Zhang Bolin was so full of suffocation that he leaned forward, half standing, and couldn't sit down anymore.
Now he is relying on this perseverance and the strength of his body muscles to compete with his bladder.
This bladder is certainly firm, but he also has a limit. Now that the limit is approaching, can Zhang Bolin not be in a hurry.
However, he found the right person. Liu Yi was smart and had many ways. He complained, but he still had to help him solve the matter.
"If you say you, you know how to sleep. You didn't go to the toilet when you stopped to rest just now, but now you are working hard."
Liu Yi got up while talking, and went to say hello to the tour guide and the driver, and asked if he could stop the car, or he would hold back something later.
As the saying goes, can a living person be suffocated by urine?
But to tell the truth, you can’t die from suffocation, and it is still possible to get sick, especially for men, and it is easy to affect function.
So Liu Yi is quite empathetic.
But when asked, the driver shook his head.
For parking on the highway, the fine of 200 yuan is small, but he can't bear the demerit points.
And if there is a traffic accident, whose fault is it?
To put it bluntly, they agreed to stop at the next service area for 3 minutes, so that Zhang Bolin could make a quick decision.
But Liu Yi glanced at the phone map, and the next service area was still more than 40 kilometers away.
According to the speed of the bus, and it was raining now, the car did not dare to drive too fast. Liu Yi reckoned that it would take at least half an hour.
When he told this to Zhang Bolin, his face turned green and he was holding back.
"Old, Old Liu, don't say 10 minutes, I'm afraid 3 minutes will be difficult."
Liu Yi looked at his face that was still bursting with veins, and was also worried for him.
Although if Zhang Bolin peed in front of a car of people, he would probably gain a lot of social value.
But in the end it's my classmates and buddies, I can't bear it.
And if he pissed, wouldn't everyone have to spend the remaining hours of the journey in this urine-smelling carriage, who could bear it!
I have to think about it quickly.
"Hey, didn't you drink several bottles of Coke just now?"
"How do you drink it directly, and no matter how you fill him up, wouldn't it be fine!"
Liu Yi slapped his head, and I forgot about it.
But Zhang Bolin still shook his head: "I dislike the fact that the bottle is too big and takes up space, so I crushed it and crushed it into twists."
Liu Yi clapped his hands, all right, let's kill ourselves.
It is still forgivable for the evil done by the sky, but it is impossible to live for the evil done by oneself.
"Then how about I find you a few straws to connect them up, and you just do an internal circulation?"
【Ding!From Zhang Bolin's social death value +233! 】
Zhao Hanwei held back her laughter and patted Liu Yi, telling him to be serious.
But I have to say that Zhao Hanwei saw how Liu Yi was busy trying to find a way for his friend just now, and she appreciated this behavior of worrying about others.
After thinking about it, didn't he also be taken care of by Liu Yi?
All kinds of dots came to my heart, and my cheeks were flushed.
Liu Yi also racked his brains, he was at his wit's end, looked out the window, and thought of a solution that didn't work.
"Berlin, it's really not possible, just open the window and pee directly!"
Zhang Bolin was shocked, this will work!
Liu Yi chuckled: "Look, the rain outside is getting heavier and heavier. It was still a drizzle just now, but now it has changed to a torrential rain."
"Once the rain is heavy, it will have two benefits for you."
"First, you can't see clearly, no one can see what you're doing."
"Second, what comes down from the sky is water, and what you release is also water, two waters and one water, no one will know, and no evidence will be left."
Liu Yi touched the non-existent beard, and at the same time waved the non-existent feather fan.
"How about it, this method works."
How can Zhang Bolin still have air traffic control that doesn't work well? If it sounds reasonable, then let's do it.
Anyway, I have no other choice.
He got up straight away, stood by the window, pushed open the window with force, and the rain from outside poured in, and immediately wetted half of his trousers.
Take out the guy, no matter if anyone sees it, sir, I can't hold back anymore!
Crashing, he urinated for five or six minutes. Seeing that Zhang Bolin had lost a lot of weight, he stopped.
But he is satisfied, some people are not happy.
5 minutes ago...
Thanks to book friends Ai Lijiang and Autumn for their rewards.
(End of this chapter)
After receiving Liu Yi's coffee, Zhao Hanwei felt comfortable eating and drinking it.
"What are you looking at?" After getting out of the car, Zhao Hanwei obviously recovered from the embarrassment of being slept on by Liu Yi's lap.
"Don't you think this fine drizzle is beautiful? It's especially suitable for painting." Liu Yi looked a little artistic at this time because he was full.
"Well, I also like rainy days. I even bought a transparent umbrella so that I can look up at the sky even in rainy days."
"Aren't you afraid of cervical spondylosis?" Zhang Bolin's head poked out from the crack of the seat.
Zhao Hanwei:......
I told you that I kill people without blinking an eye, but you asked me if my eyes are dry.
Liu Yi also shook his head. This guy must have been single for several years.
With this brain circuit, it is impossible for ordinary girls to match him.
"Eat yours, there are so many weird ideas." Liu Yi also couldn't laugh or cry. I have to say that it was quite fun to have these guys around.
The car was forced all the way, speeding on the highway.
Liu Yi and Zhao Hanwei chatted from time to time without getting too intimate.
Zhao Hanwei's temperament is like this, if you are too enthusiastic, she will feel uncomfortable. A proper sense of distance is very important.
"This time for sketching, you try to get a few better paintings, and I can hang them in Yisheng's corridor when I get back."
"Well, if you say that, I feel a little stressed."
Zhao Hanwei doesn't hate pressure.
But who calls Liu Yi the boss? He has to listen to what the boss says.
belch!
From time to time, Zhang Bolin's hiccups could be heard behind him.
"Berlin, how much have you drunk? I feel like you are almost catching up with the tractor."
"Hi, old Liu, hi, I'm just, hi, I just drank a little too much, hi, it's fine."
"How much did you drink?"
Zhang Bolin counted the bottles under his feet.
"Three 1.25-liter Cokes, one two-liter bottle, and two cans of Sprite."
Liu Yi counted, good guy, this guy drank almost six and a half liters of drink!
"If you can drink as well as you can drink Coke, I guess you will have a bright future in the future."
Zhang Bolin patted his stomach and let out a ton of water: "Wine doesn't taste as good as Coke."
Liu Yi didn't bother to pay attention to him, the whole thing was just a bag of wine and food, and it really meant it literally.
Half an hour later, Liu Yi was closing his eyes when he felt someone knocking on the back of his chair.
"Well, what's the matter?"
"Old, old Liu, I can't do it anymore."
"What's wrong?"
"The Coke is down!" Zhang Bolin didn't dare to speak loudly, it was obvious that he was holding back enough.
"Go down, what do you mean?"
"I want to release water!"
"Tsk!" Liu Yi tsk: "How old are you? Besides, I'm not your parents, so I can still take care of your toilet."
"And who told you to drink so much, good guy, just your amount, not to mention humans, hippos can't stand it."
Zhang Bolin was so full of suffocation that he leaned forward, half standing, and couldn't sit down anymore.
Now he is relying on this perseverance and the strength of his body muscles to compete with his bladder.
This bladder is certainly firm, but he also has a limit. Now that the limit is approaching, can Zhang Bolin not be in a hurry.
However, he found the right person. Liu Yi was smart and had many ways. He complained, but he still had to help him solve the matter.
"If you say you, you know how to sleep. You didn't go to the toilet when you stopped to rest just now, but now you are working hard."
Liu Yi got up while talking, and went to say hello to the tour guide and the driver, and asked if he could stop the car, or he would hold back something later.
As the saying goes, can a living person be suffocated by urine?
But to tell the truth, you can’t die from suffocation, and it is still possible to get sick, especially for men, and it is easy to affect function.
So Liu Yi is quite empathetic.
But when asked, the driver shook his head.
For parking on the highway, the fine of 200 yuan is small, but he can't bear the demerit points.
And if there is a traffic accident, whose fault is it?
To put it bluntly, they agreed to stop at the next service area for 3 minutes, so that Zhang Bolin could make a quick decision.
But Liu Yi glanced at the phone map, and the next service area was still more than 40 kilometers away.
According to the speed of the bus, and it was raining now, the car did not dare to drive too fast. Liu Yi reckoned that it would take at least half an hour.
When he told this to Zhang Bolin, his face turned green and he was holding back.
"Old, Old Liu, don't say 10 minutes, I'm afraid 3 minutes will be difficult."
Liu Yi looked at his face that was still bursting with veins, and was also worried for him.
Although if Zhang Bolin peed in front of a car of people, he would probably gain a lot of social value.
But in the end it's my classmates and buddies, I can't bear it.
And if he pissed, wouldn't everyone have to spend the remaining hours of the journey in this urine-smelling carriage, who could bear it!
I have to think about it quickly.
"Hey, didn't you drink several bottles of Coke just now?"
"How do you drink it directly, and no matter how you fill him up, wouldn't it be fine!"
Liu Yi slapped his head, and I forgot about it.
But Zhang Bolin still shook his head: "I dislike the fact that the bottle is too big and takes up space, so I crushed it and crushed it into twists."
Liu Yi clapped his hands, all right, let's kill ourselves.
It is still forgivable for the evil done by the sky, but it is impossible to live for the evil done by oneself.
"Then how about I find you a few straws to connect them up, and you just do an internal circulation?"
【Ding!From Zhang Bolin's social death value +233! 】
Zhao Hanwei held back her laughter and patted Liu Yi, telling him to be serious.
But I have to say that Zhao Hanwei saw how Liu Yi was busy trying to find a way for his friend just now, and she appreciated this behavior of worrying about others.
After thinking about it, didn't he also be taken care of by Liu Yi?
All kinds of dots came to my heart, and my cheeks were flushed.
Liu Yi also racked his brains, he was at his wit's end, looked out the window, and thought of a solution that didn't work.
"Berlin, it's really not possible, just open the window and pee directly!"
Zhang Bolin was shocked, this will work!
Liu Yi chuckled: "Look, the rain outside is getting heavier and heavier. It was still a drizzle just now, but now it has changed to a torrential rain."
"Once the rain is heavy, it will have two benefits for you."
"First, you can't see clearly, no one can see what you're doing."
"Second, what comes down from the sky is water, and what you release is also water, two waters and one water, no one will know, and no evidence will be left."
Liu Yi touched the non-existent beard, and at the same time waved the non-existent feather fan.
"How about it, this method works."
How can Zhang Bolin still have air traffic control that doesn't work well? If it sounds reasonable, then let's do it.
Anyway, I have no other choice.
He got up straight away, stood by the window, pushed open the window with force, and the rain from outside poured in, and immediately wetted half of his trousers.
Take out the guy, no matter if anyone sees it, sir, I can't hold back anymore!
Crashing, he urinated for five or six minutes. Seeing that Zhang Bolin had lost a lot of weight, he stopped.
But he is satisfied, some people are not happy.
5 minutes ago...
Thanks to book friends Ai Lijiang and Autumn for their rewards.
(End of this chapter)
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