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Chapter 149 The Pig Hits the Tree
Chapter 149 The Pig Hits the Tree
He said what is this pain in the wind and rain?
Wipe away your tears and don't ask why...
The trucks hit the road.
A family of four, eating self-heating hot pot and singing, don't mention how happy they are.
In stark contrast, Xiao Bailian was trembling in the back of the car surrounded by pigs.
"What kind of sin have I done!"
Xiao Bailian vigorously pushed away the pigs around him, but immediately there were other pigs squeezing towards him, it seemed that they saw him new and they all came to join in the fun.
Going out today, because he had to show off his demeanor in front of hundreds of freshmen, he dressed up specially.
Burberry plaid shirt.
LV casual pants.
Gucci sneakers.
Spray on the perfume of Hermès, and it will work together. This will not confuse the young girls who have just entered the school, and the things after that will be easy to grasp.
This outfit, Xiao Sanwan, looks really energetic when wearing it.
But no matter how energetic you are, you can't stand the pig!
No matter how fragrant the perfume of Hermès is, it can't suppress the smell of pigsty now!
Xiao Bailian pinched his nose, weeping against the wind.
How miserable!
He wanted to write a miserable word on himself.
Alas, if I knew I wouldn't pretend to be aggressive, it would be fine if I just let the bus come back to pick me up, why did it become like this.
Now if he is asked to choose again... Maybe he will still pretend to be aggressive, his nature is hard to change.
"Get up, get up, why are you surrounding me!"
Not to mention, the pigs nowadays are all pretty and pretty.
Looking at it from a distance, it is really not necessarily possible to tell which is a human and which is a pig.
The cart was full of pigs, and the ground was slippery. After all, pigs don’t choose places to go to the toilet.
And in the innermost part of the back bucket, there are two strong and large boars tied up.
This is a treasure, much more valuable than ordinary pigs.
With that size and appearance, you can tell at a glance that he is not on the same level as ordinary pigs.
The most powerful thing is the big bell on the back of the pig's butt.
That can't be called a bell anymore, it should be said that two boxing gloves are hung.
Now Xiao Bailian is besieged by a group of pigs, he keeps hiding, he can only kick and slap him.
But the pig had rough skin and thick flesh, and the kitchen knife could still run for half a day after cutting the neck. What use could his little arms and legs do?
Fighting and retreating, Xiao Bailian felt as if he stepped on something while walking.
Looking down, it was a piece of rope.
That's a good thing. If you hold the rope in your hand and use it as a whip, it will be much easier for you.
He quickly pulled the rope hard and held it in his hand.
There are several methods of tying pigs, some are dead, some are live, and there is a better one, dead inside and alive outside.
No matter how hard the tied pig struggles, it will get tighter and tighter, but when it wants to be untied, the breeder can release it by pulling the end of the rope.
Now Xiao Bailian is pulling the end of the rope!
clap clap clap...
Holding the rope and pumping it a few times, the pigs did not dare to get close to him, Xiao Bailian felt that he was like an old general who was in charge of everything.
"Oh, a pig is a pig, don't even think about climbing on top of a person!"
Xiao Bailian was already short-tempered, but now he is able to vent his anger on pigs.
He pointed at the most beautiful pig, raised his hand and slapped it: "I'll beat you Liu Yi to death!"
"It must be because of you!"
"You screwed me to death."
As soon as he got angry, all the pigs retreated.
"Come on, come on again, let me see if you still dare to rub against us."
As soon as he finished speaking, he could only hear a few low humming sounds from behind him.
"What the hell?" Xiao Bailian felt that the voice was not right when he heard it, but before he could even turn around, he was suddenly thrown down.
This kind of pig breeding pig, what else can it do if it is not suitable for breeding?
But with whom, that is the question.
Now that this kind of pig has been seen all over the place, it seems that the one in front of me is the fairest, and the key point is that it smells delicious!
Come on then, I have to finish my work.
then……
"Help!"
"Help!"
A scream echoed on the highway.
A car passed by, and the driver lowered the glass and wondered.
"Hey, why does the pig's sound sound human now?"
"No!"
"Master driver, save me!"
"I have hemorrhoids, I can't stand it!"
"Oh……"
Five minutes later, Xiao Bailian was lying on the ground in the back of the truck.
There was a hole in the back of his LV casual pants, and a bright red halo of blood was slowly spreading.
It seems that the quality of LV is still not good. If it is a domestic brand, it will definitely not be overwhelmed by the breeding pigs.
It took a full half an hour before Xiao Bailian got up with a dirty face.
Now he has no desires and desires, and he just wants to reach bliss early.
At this point the truck driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled at him.
"Brother, the place you mentioned is almost here, get ready to get off!"
Xiao Bailian took a look.
There are several buses in the distance, and a group of students are unloading luggage from the bus.
He felt anxious for a while, his current state was too embarrassing, he couldn't see people.
But the truck driver was still an enthusiastic person and wanted to send him as close as possible, so he was still driving straight towards the crowd.
Xiao Bailian became anxious, so he simply hid behind the pigs, got out of the car secretly after a while, found a place to freshen up and reappeared.
The image in front of people must be perfect!
But God will easily follow his wishes.
Truck drivers always pay attention to efficiency, and this truck is also driving in a hurry.
Among the students who happened to be unloading their luggage, a girl's suitcase was broken, and the cosmetics inside fell all over the place.
Several lipsticks were rolling on the road outside.
It is said that lipstick is the life of a girl, she didn't care so much and rushed to the road, and she wanted to pick her own treasure.
This can scare the truck driver!
Step on the brakes quickly!
Two black tire marks appeared on the ground, and with the sharp sound of brakes, the front of the truck almost touched the girl's little face.
Both the driver and the girl were almost scared, but they were all fine.
But not everyone is okay!
The pigs fighting in the back were thrown off by the sudden brake.
Roar……
Several pig calls came.
It is said that men are reliable and sows can climb trees.
Now the sow not only climbed the tree, but also went to the sky.
Zhuzhu flew out directly, at a speed of 80 miles per hour, and hit a big tree with a bang.
And Xiao Bailian, who was originally hiding behind the pig, did not escape the teasing of the laws of physics and flew out together.
However, he was lucky, he flew a little late, and his whole body fell on the pig that had already landed, so he was buffered and nothing major happened.
Liu Yi and Zhao Hanwei happened to be nearby, and they took a full look at the flying pigs all over the sky.
Shocked, the two ran to the scene of the accident with other students.
"Ah, isn't this President Xiao!"
Liu Yi saw Xiao Bailian lying on the pig at a glance.
Afterwards, he observed the surrounding area again, and immediately came to a conclusion.
"It's a pig hitting a tree, you're hitting a pig!"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
……
(End of this chapter)
He said what is this pain in the wind and rain?
Wipe away your tears and don't ask why...
The trucks hit the road.
A family of four, eating self-heating hot pot and singing, don't mention how happy they are.
In stark contrast, Xiao Bailian was trembling in the back of the car surrounded by pigs.
"What kind of sin have I done!"
Xiao Bailian vigorously pushed away the pigs around him, but immediately there were other pigs squeezing towards him, it seemed that they saw him new and they all came to join in the fun.
Going out today, because he had to show off his demeanor in front of hundreds of freshmen, he dressed up specially.
Burberry plaid shirt.
LV casual pants.
Gucci sneakers.
Spray on the perfume of Hermès, and it will work together. This will not confuse the young girls who have just entered the school, and the things after that will be easy to grasp.
This outfit, Xiao Sanwan, looks really energetic when wearing it.
But no matter how energetic you are, you can't stand the pig!
No matter how fragrant the perfume of Hermès is, it can't suppress the smell of pigsty now!
Xiao Bailian pinched his nose, weeping against the wind.
How miserable!
He wanted to write a miserable word on himself.
Alas, if I knew I wouldn't pretend to be aggressive, it would be fine if I just let the bus come back to pick me up, why did it become like this.
Now if he is asked to choose again... Maybe he will still pretend to be aggressive, his nature is hard to change.
"Get up, get up, why are you surrounding me!"
Not to mention, the pigs nowadays are all pretty and pretty.
Looking at it from a distance, it is really not necessarily possible to tell which is a human and which is a pig.
The cart was full of pigs, and the ground was slippery. After all, pigs don’t choose places to go to the toilet.
And in the innermost part of the back bucket, there are two strong and large boars tied up.
This is a treasure, much more valuable than ordinary pigs.
With that size and appearance, you can tell at a glance that he is not on the same level as ordinary pigs.
The most powerful thing is the big bell on the back of the pig's butt.
That can't be called a bell anymore, it should be said that two boxing gloves are hung.
Now Xiao Bailian is besieged by a group of pigs, he keeps hiding, he can only kick and slap him.
But the pig had rough skin and thick flesh, and the kitchen knife could still run for half a day after cutting the neck. What use could his little arms and legs do?
Fighting and retreating, Xiao Bailian felt as if he stepped on something while walking.
Looking down, it was a piece of rope.
That's a good thing. If you hold the rope in your hand and use it as a whip, it will be much easier for you.
He quickly pulled the rope hard and held it in his hand.
There are several methods of tying pigs, some are dead, some are live, and there is a better one, dead inside and alive outside.
No matter how hard the tied pig struggles, it will get tighter and tighter, but when it wants to be untied, the breeder can release it by pulling the end of the rope.
Now Xiao Bailian is pulling the end of the rope!
clap clap clap...
Holding the rope and pumping it a few times, the pigs did not dare to get close to him, Xiao Bailian felt that he was like an old general who was in charge of everything.
"Oh, a pig is a pig, don't even think about climbing on top of a person!"
Xiao Bailian was already short-tempered, but now he is able to vent his anger on pigs.
He pointed at the most beautiful pig, raised his hand and slapped it: "I'll beat you Liu Yi to death!"
"It must be because of you!"
"You screwed me to death."
As soon as he got angry, all the pigs retreated.
"Come on, come on again, let me see if you still dare to rub against us."
As soon as he finished speaking, he could only hear a few low humming sounds from behind him.
"What the hell?" Xiao Bailian felt that the voice was not right when he heard it, but before he could even turn around, he was suddenly thrown down.
This kind of pig breeding pig, what else can it do if it is not suitable for breeding?
But with whom, that is the question.
Now that this kind of pig has been seen all over the place, it seems that the one in front of me is the fairest, and the key point is that it smells delicious!
Come on then, I have to finish my work.
then……
"Help!"
"Help!"
A scream echoed on the highway.
A car passed by, and the driver lowered the glass and wondered.
"Hey, why does the pig's sound sound human now?"
"No!"
"Master driver, save me!"
"I have hemorrhoids, I can't stand it!"
"Oh……"
Five minutes later, Xiao Bailian was lying on the ground in the back of the truck.
There was a hole in the back of his LV casual pants, and a bright red halo of blood was slowly spreading.
It seems that the quality of LV is still not good. If it is a domestic brand, it will definitely not be overwhelmed by the breeding pigs.
It took a full half an hour before Xiao Bailian got up with a dirty face.
Now he has no desires and desires, and he just wants to reach bliss early.
At this point the truck driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled at him.
"Brother, the place you mentioned is almost here, get ready to get off!"
Xiao Bailian took a look.
There are several buses in the distance, and a group of students are unloading luggage from the bus.
He felt anxious for a while, his current state was too embarrassing, he couldn't see people.
But the truck driver was still an enthusiastic person and wanted to send him as close as possible, so he was still driving straight towards the crowd.
Xiao Bailian became anxious, so he simply hid behind the pigs, got out of the car secretly after a while, found a place to freshen up and reappeared.
The image in front of people must be perfect!
But God will easily follow his wishes.
Truck drivers always pay attention to efficiency, and this truck is also driving in a hurry.
Among the students who happened to be unloading their luggage, a girl's suitcase was broken, and the cosmetics inside fell all over the place.
Several lipsticks were rolling on the road outside.
It is said that lipstick is the life of a girl, she didn't care so much and rushed to the road, and she wanted to pick her own treasure.
This can scare the truck driver!
Step on the brakes quickly!
Two black tire marks appeared on the ground, and with the sharp sound of brakes, the front of the truck almost touched the girl's little face.
Both the driver and the girl were almost scared, but they were all fine.
But not everyone is okay!
The pigs fighting in the back were thrown off by the sudden brake.
Roar……
Several pig calls came.
It is said that men are reliable and sows can climb trees.
Now the sow not only climbed the tree, but also went to the sky.
Zhuzhu flew out directly, at a speed of 80 miles per hour, and hit a big tree with a bang.
And Xiao Bailian, who was originally hiding behind the pig, did not escape the teasing of the laws of physics and flew out together.
However, he was lucky, he flew a little late, and his whole body fell on the pig that had already landed, so he was buffered and nothing major happened.
Liu Yi and Zhao Hanwei happened to be nearby, and they took a full look at the flying pigs all over the sky.
Shocked, the two ran to the scene of the accident with other students.
"Ah, isn't this President Xiao!"
Liu Yi saw Xiao Bailian lying on the pig at a glance.
Afterwards, he observed the surrounding area again, and immediately came to a conclusion.
"It's a pig hitting a tree, you're hitting a pig!"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
……
(End of this chapter)
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