I loaded the social death system
Chapter 157 A Unique Way of Drinking
Chapter 157 A Unique Way of Drinking
Liu Yi squatted down and carefully counted the bottles in the wine rack.
"There are 24 bottles of wine in this basket. They drank six bottles just now, so there should be six empty bottles and 18 new bottles here."
"But now there are only 17 bottles of wine. Why is this..."
Liu Yi counted three times and found that there was still one bottle missing, then he got up and looked up, just in time to see Xiao Bailian's face.
At this time, his two eyes had already met together, his little face was as pale as Li Xiu's seventh uncle and grandpa died three days ago.
The lips were bloodless, the brows and the corners of the mouth were still twitching, and the fingers were all twisted together.
"You are..."
Liu Yi turned around to look at the remaining three people: "What's wrong with him."
Just after asking, Liu Yi came to his senses, this Xiao Bailian wouldn't just sit in a bottle, right?
Liu Yi pointed to Xiao Bailian, then to the wine frame, and the three treasures nodded together.
Liu Yi walked towards Zhao Hanwei and other teachers who came to check, and threw up his hands helplessly.
"Teacher, what should I do now?"
The teacher swallowed.
How to do?
How do I know what to do?
The teachers are all stupid, okay?
Zhao Hanwei was still calmer, and said softly: "Teacher, why don't you send me to the hospital first."
"Ah, good, send it to the hospital first, hurry up!"
Several male teachers and students hurried up to support Xiao Bailian.
A group of people gathered at the door of the 404 dormitory, and many people came to watch the excitement immediately.
It was the first day for the students to come here, and most of them couldn't fall asleep. Now, when they saw that they were having fun, they immediately crowded over.
"Yo, what's the matter?"
"Why are there so many people?"
"Hey, why are they supporting President Xiao?"
"Look, President Xiao's hand has been smashed into chicken feet. What happened?"
"Hey, what's the matter?" A few brave ones yelled, after all, everyone was curious.
Zhang Bolin never speaks out of his head, he just opens his mouth.
"Xiao Bailian stole our wine!"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
……
None of the students understood why, only the corners of Xiao Bailian's mouth twitched even more.
He originally wanted to kill two birds with one stone, that is, to get rid of Liu Yi and the others, and to add some stains to Zhao Hanwei's image.
But now he can't even open his mouth. This is losing his wife and losing his army!
"Come and follow along with you in your dormitory!" The teacher scolded, and they have nothing to do with this matter.
Liu Yi gave the other three guys a look, telling them to pack up quickly.
And he went with them. After all, Zhao Hanwei was there, so it was best to go by himself, and he was also good at making decisions.
I called several cars and rushed directly to the big hospital in the city, because this is not a small cold, and the small clinic may not be able to handle it.
After entering the local hospital, Xiao Bailian was directly dragged to have a CT scan as soon as he talked about the situation.
Half an hour later, a doctor on night shift looked at the CT photo in his hand.
After watching for a minute or two, he took off his glasses on the bridge of his nose, wiped them with a wet paper towel, and wiped them carefully with a glasses cloth for a long time before putting them back on the bridge of his nose.
This doctor looked to be in his fifties, and his hair was more than half gray. At first glance, he looked like he had seen countless people and experienced many battles.
But even such an experienced doctor, looking at this CT photo, remained silent.
Liu Yi, Zhao Hanwei, and a group of teachers all helped Xiao Bailian to the side to worry. When they saw the doctor frowning and sighing, everyone immediately became nervous.
After a while, this man spoke.
"Oh, luckily you came early!"
Hiccup... When Xiao Bailian heard this, he almost twitched, he was so frightened.
"If I come a little later...I'll have to get off work."
Hiccup... When Xiao Bailian heard this, he almost twitched again, so angry.
Liu Yi is happy, this doctor is quite humorous.
The doctor looked at the CT photo upside down several times, and finally showed the photo seriously to everyone.
On this CT, a complete wine bottle was inserted between the pelvis of an adult male.
Puff puff... Liu Yi couldn't help lowering his head and laughing a few times.
At this time, Xiao Bailian had already recovered a little and glared at him: "Why are you laughing!"
"No, nothing, I just remembered some happy things."
Puff puff……
Xiao Bailian heard someone laughing, and looked back angrily, it turned out to be the old doctor.
"Why are you laughing? Do you have medical ethics?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a professional, and I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it..." As he spoke, the doctor put his thumb and index finger in his mouth to hold back his laughter.
Huhuhu... Xiao Bailian was furious, but he couldn't say anything.
"Okay, okay, let's come to see a doctor. I know you are suffering, but as a doctor, I still need to know everything about the patient in detail before making a diagnosis."
"I have a question now, please answer it seriously."
Seeing the serious expression on the doctor's face, everyone became nervous.
"I just want to ask, is this bottle of yours a pure life or a journey to the end of the world?"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
Liu Yi is about to rush to answer this question: "This is from the Facebook series."
"Yes, yes, this bottle is thin..."
Xiao Bailian looked at the two of them, how about I change the hospital and you two can talk!
The teacher was also impatient, coughed hard, and the old doctor came back to his senses.
"I'm sorry, the conversation got distracted." The doctor began to type up the list on the computer, and decided on the next treatment plan for Xiao Bailian.
"How did you cause this? To be honest, don't be shy with me. After all these years, I haven't seen anything. Carrots, cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, and chili peppers. You are not surprised."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
"One, I accidentally sat in it..."
"Tsk, that's what everyone who came here said. This is the same routine as a friend of mine..."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
The doctor typed out a long list and asked Xiao Bailian to go to the anorectal department immediately.
When it comes to the anorectal department, everyone can't follow.
Xiao Bailian was lying on the hospital bed alone. The white coat on the side looked at the CT, and took out a large tongs from the plate on the side, which was as big as fire chopsticks for holding coal balls.
"Take off your pants, pouted!"
Xiao Bailian took off his pants as he died.
"Hey, your hemorrhoids are quite serious. Today I will solve other problems first, but you also need to have a look at your hemorrhoids."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +666! 】
The doctor put on rubber gloves, stretched his fingers, and opened them for a look.
"Hey, your way of drinking is quite unique, isn't it hanging upside down with a golden hook?"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
Hey!
The doctor picked up the pliers and clamped it, and pulled it out hard, but he couldn't pull it out.
In the end, he had no choice but to step on the hospital bed with one foot, and push his whole body backwards, making a tug-of-war posture.
boo...
A clear and dull voice resounded, Xiao Bailian finally showed a happy expression.
But the doctor used too much force and fell backwards with the bottle in his arms.
As soon as he fell down, the foot that was on the bed just now kicked forward...
(End of this chapter)
Liu Yi squatted down and carefully counted the bottles in the wine rack.
"There are 24 bottles of wine in this basket. They drank six bottles just now, so there should be six empty bottles and 18 new bottles here."
"But now there are only 17 bottles of wine. Why is this..."
Liu Yi counted three times and found that there was still one bottle missing, then he got up and looked up, just in time to see Xiao Bailian's face.
At this time, his two eyes had already met together, his little face was as pale as Li Xiu's seventh uncle and grandpa died three days ago.
The lips were bloodless, the brows and the corners of the mouth were still twitching, and the fingers were all twisted together.
"You are..."
Liu Yi turned around to look at the remaining three people: "What's wrong with him."
Just after asking, Liu Yi came to his senses, this Xiao Bailian wouldn't just sit in a bottle, right?
Liu Yi pointed to Xiao Bailian, then to the wine frame, and the three treasures nodded together.
Liu Yi walked towards Zhao Hanwei and other teachers who came to check, and threw up his hands helplessly.
"Teacher, what should I do now?"
The teacher swallowed.
How to do?
How do I know what to do?
The teachers are all stupid, okay?
Zhao Hanwei was still calmer, and said softly: "Teacher, why don't you send me to the hospital first."
"Ah, good, send it to the hospital first, hurry up!"
Several male teachers and students hurried up to support Xiao Bailian.
A group of people gathered at the door of the 404 dormitory, and many people came to watch the excitement immediately.
It was the first day for the students to come here, and most of them couldn't fall asleep. Now, when they saw that they were having fun, they immediately crowded over.
"Yo, what's the matter?"
"Why are there so many people?"
"Hey, why are they supporting President Xiao?"
"Look, President Xiao's hand has been smashed into chicken feet. What happened?"
"Hey, what's the matter?" A few brave ones yelled, after all, everyone was curious.
Zhang Bolin never speaks out of his head, he just opens his mouth.
"Xiao Bailian stole our wine!"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
……
None of the students understood why, only the corners of Xiao Bailian's mouth twitched even more.
He originally wanted to kill two birds with one stone, that is, to get rid of Liu Yi and the others, and to add some stains to Zhao Hanwei's image.
But now he can't even open his mouth. This is losing his wife and losing his army!
"Come and follow along with you in your dormitory!" The teacher scolded, and they have nothing to do with this matter.
Liu Yi gave the other three guys a look, telling them to pack up quickly.
And he went with them. After all, Zhao Hanwei was there, so it was best to go by himself, and he was also good at making decisions.
I called several cars and rushed directly to the big hospital in the city, because this is not a small cold, and the small clinic may not be able to handle it.
After entering the local hospital, Xiao Bailian was directly dragged to have a CT scan as soon as he talked about the situation.
Half an hour later, a doctor on night shift looked at the CT photo in his hand.
After watching for a minute or two, he took off his glasses on the bridge of his nose, wiped them with a wet paper towel, and wiped them carefully with a glasses cloth for a long time before putting them back on the bridge of his nose.
This doctor looked to be in his fifties, and his hair was more than half gray. At first glance, he looked like he had seen countless people and experienced many battles.
But even such an experienced doctor, looking at this CT photo, remained silent.
Liu Yi, Zhao Hanwei, and a group of teachers all helped Xiao Bailian to the side to worry. When they saw the doctor frowning and sighing, everyone immediately became nervous.
After a while, this man spoke.
"Oh, luckily you came early!"
Hiccup... When Xiao Bailian heard this, he almost twitched, he was so frightened.
"If I come a little later...I'll have to get off work."
Hiccup... When Xiao Bailian heard this, he almost twitched again, so angry.
Liu Yi is happy, this doctor is quite humorous.
The doctor looked at the CT photo upside down several times, and finally showed the photo seriously to everyone.
On this CT, a complete wine bottle was inserted between the pelvis of an adult male.
Puff puff... Liu Yi couldn't help lowering his head and laughing a few times.
At this time, Xiao Bailian had already recovered a little and glared at him: "Why are you laughing!"
"No, nothing, I just remembered some happy things."
Puff puff……
Xiao Bailian heard someone laughing, and looked back angrily, it turned out to be the old doctor.
"Why are you laughing? Do you have medical ethics?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a professional, and I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it..." As he spoke, the doctor put his thumb and index finger in his mouth to hold back his laughter.
Huhuhu... Xiao Bailian was furious, but he couldn't say anything.
"Okay, okay, let's come to see a doctor. I know you are suffering, but as a doctor, I still need to know everything about the patient in detail before making a diagnosis."
"I have a question now, please answer it seriously."
Seeing the serious expression on the doctor's face, everyone became nervous.
"I just want to ask, is this bottle of yours a pure life or a journey to the end of the world?"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
Liu Yi is about to rush to answer this question: "This is from the Facebook series."
"Yes, yes, this bottle is thin..."
Xiao Bailian looked at the two of them, how about I change the hospital and you two can talk!
The teacher was also impatient, coughed hard, and the old doctor came back to his senses.
"I'm sorry, the conversation got distracted." The doctor began to type up the list on the computer, and decided on the next treatment plan for Xiao Bailian.
"How did you cause this? To be honest, don't be shy with me. After all these years, I haven't seen anything. Carrots, cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, and chili peppers. You are not surprised."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
"One, I accidentally sat in it..."
"Tsk, that's what everyone who came here said. This is the same routine as a friend of mine..."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
The doctor typed out a long list and asked Xiao Bailian to go to the anorectal department immediately.
When it comes to the anorectal department, everyone can't follow.
Xiao Bailian was lying on the hospital bed alone. The white coat on the side looked at the CT, and took out a large tongs from the plate on the side, which was as big as fire chopsticks for holding coal balls.
"Take off your pants, pouted!"
Xiao Bailian took off his pants as he died.
"Hey, your hemorrhoids are quite serious. Today I will solve other problems first, but you also need to have a look at your hemorrhoids."
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +666! 】
The doctor put on rubber gloves, stretched his fingers, and opened them for a look.
"Hey, your way of drinking is quite unique, isn't it hanging upside down with a golden hook?"
【Ding!From Xiao Bailian's social death value +999! 】
Hey!
The doctor picked up the pliers and clamped it, and pulled it out hard, but he couldn't pull it out.
In the end, he had no choice but to step on the hospital bed with one foot, and push his whole body backwards, making a tug-of-war posture.
boo...
A clear and dull voice resounded, Xiao Bailian finally showed a happy expression.
But the doctor used too much force and fell backwards with the bottle in his arms.
As soon as he fell down, the foot that was on the bed just now kicked forward...
(End of this chapter)
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