I loaded the social death system

Chapter 165 Egg Yolk

Xie Budong slowly opened his eyes.

The eyes flickered, as if a figure was flashing in front of him.

vomit!
After waking up, there is endless spitting water.

Spit out all the water in the stomach and lungs.

Liu Yi glanced at it, and felt that there were several liters, and he really drank a lot.

"Xiaodong, Xiaodong!" Huang Jiye knelt down on the ground, shaking his friend vigorously.

Xie Budong's brains were almost shaken for him.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Are you drowning?"

"I'm drowning?"

Xie Budong didn't believe that he could dive deep without equipment, and would overturn his car in this small swimming pool?

wrong!

As his head gradually became clear, Xie Budong remembered everything.

All of a sudden, his face, which was still pale just now, turned red.

Seeing this, Liu Yi hurriedly slapped his hands: "Come on, let's congratulate this master for breaking his breath-holding record!"

clap clap clap...

Every applause was like a slap on his face, embarrassing this arrogant guy who was full of confidence just now.

【Ding!The social death value from Xie Budong is +999! (From the designated social card!)]

【Ding!The social death value from Xie Budong is +999! (From the designated social card!)]

【Ding!The social death value from Xie Budong is +999! (From the designated social card!)]

……

Xie Budong stared fixedly at the ceiling, and at the same time sucked the taste in his mouth, why does it smell like garlic?

"Who gave me artificial respiration just now?"

Huang Jiye didn't know how to answer, everyone looked at Zhang Bolin who was wiping his mouth.

The corner of Xie Budong's mouth twitched as he looked at the rough man.

After being watched for a while, Zhang Bolin scratched his head and said embarrassingly, "I will take responsibility."

vomit! ! !
【Ding!The social death value from Xie Budong is +999! (From the designated social card!)]

……

Xie Budong rushed to the toilet, held the toilet and vomited for a long time, leaving only Huang Jiye to face Liu Yi and others in embarrassment.

"Your two friends are gone, are you still swimming?"

【Ding!The social death value +144 from Xie Huang Jiye! 】

"tour!"

Huang Jiye was a little embarrassed at this time.

Why are the two good friends taking a break from cooking today? Usually, everyone cooperates very well, and every time they flirt with a girl, they can succeed.

He never thought about whether the girl in the nightclub and Zhao Hanwei, who are serious people, are the same.

Since I went to the nightclub, many girls went there with the mentality of looking for fun and fishing, so they will naturally cooperate with your performance.

But now he uses the means he usually uses, and it will definitely not be effective.

Furious and alone, he jumped into the swimming pool, and swam vigorously as if wanting to avenge his shame.

Before swimming, he specially tightened the rope around his waist, for fear that he would swim too fast and his pants would not keep up with him, just like Niu Zhuangzhuang.

Again and again, it must be repeated, since you still don't leave, then don't blame me for being cruel.

Liu Yifei put a designated social death card on his head.

After that, he ignored the guy who was still holding on to the beep.

I have to touch it myself, no, I'm teaching Zhao Hanwei how to swim, so I don't have time to take care of him.

The lifeguard also hated Huang Jiye to the core. Before he came, it was fine. Once he came, there were two troubles.

Don't blame the hotel for a while, thinking that these problems were caused by fishing.

Huang Jiye looked at Liu Yi and the others with resentment in his eyes. He didn't succeed in picking up girls, and he returned empty-handed, and almost caught up with his friends.

He couldn't swallow this breath.

This is the standard dandy mentality, and it belongs to being out of breath.

This guy was wearing a pair of flamboyant yellow SpongeBob SquarePants, wandering around Liu Yi and the others from time to time, looking for opportunities.

The security officer stared at him intently, afraid that something might happen to this guy.

But Huang Jiye was swimming, and the lifeguard sitting on the high platform felt something was wrong.

I don't know if it's because of quality problems, or because the water temperature here is relatively high.

Huang Jiye's SpongeBob SquarePants faded!
As the color faded, a yellow streak of water appeared where he swam, reaching the back of his buttocks.

Drop drop drop...

The lifeguard was so angry that he almost blew his whistle.

Nima, peeing in the swimming pool, you have to be shameless!
Of course he didn't dare to say it so directly, lest he be guilty of insulting the guest.

"Sir, please don't pull the wires in the pool!"

As soon as the lifeguard spoke, Huang Jiye didn't feel that he was talking about him, and continued swimming.

As for Liu Yi and the others, seeing the situation on the water surface, they had all climbed ashore, and they couldn't stay in this swimming pool.

"Hey, tell me, why are you still peeing!"

Huang Jiye was flopping about, glanced at the shore, and saw several girls looking at him with disgust, then he listened carefully to the lifeguard's call, and then looked back.

Hey!
Half of the water in the pool is yellow!

Now he is yellow mud falling into his crotch, not shit or shit.

The lifeguard took the walkie-talkie and called the security again.

I was also very angry with a few security guards, and went back and forth for the second time. Why is the swimming pool so uneven today?

When I came to the swimming pool to have a look, several security guards were also shocked. What did they eat? It was too yellow!

The security captain picked up the pole that was fishing for sundries, and directly trapped Huang Jiye.

"Come up!"

"Come with us!"

According to the hotel's regulations, peeing in the pool will cost you money.

The water fee, cleaning fee, labor fee for this pool, plus the depreciation of the swimming pool filtration system, it would definitely not work if he was not fined a few thousand.

Money is still a trivial matter, the key is shameful!
Huang Jiye was turned away by several security guards all the way, and the passing guests all asked.

"What's going on here?"

"Caught us peeing in the pool!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's shameless to do such a thing for such an adult..."

In the security room where they were taken, Niu Zhuangzhuang, who was naked before, was also there, and the two brothers were reunited.

"According to the hotel's regulations, those who defecate in the swimming pool need to be compensated according to the price!" The security captain will not care whether you are a guest or not.

Because his behavior has affected the normal life of other guests, and it will also affect the reputation of the hotel.

"I didn't pee, yes, yes, it's the pants, they're faded!"

But now, he has also realized that these damn pants, he still wants to be coquettish, but he didn't expect to make himself miserable!

"How do you prove it's the pants and not you?"

Huang Jiye was also anxious and took off his clothes directly in front of several male security guards.

"You take it to soak in hot water, and you'll know if you don't see it."

The security guard thought it made sense, but when they looked at Huang Jiye's crotch, they were stunned.

"Okay, no need to soak in water, the pants are faded, we know."

Huang Jiye was still puzzled, you were so vicious just now, how did you know it every minute now?

Niu Zhuangzhuang on the side widened his eyes and pointed with his hand.

"Jiye, your egg is yolk!"

Huang Jiye looked down.

【Ding!From Huang Jiye's social death value +999! (From the designated social card!)]

【Ding!From Huang Jiye's social death value +999! (From the designated social card!)]

【Ding!From Huang Jiye's social death value +999! (From the designated social card!)]

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(End of this chapter)