The proficiency life of rebirth

Chapter 81 This Netizen Is Really Difficult to Lead

The room was silent.

Two old men, you look at me, I look at you, don't know what to say.

After being silent for 5 minutes, Xu Dongjun finally couldn't bear it anymore and broke the strange atmosphere in the room, stood up from the bed covered with beige quilt, and said, "Dad, we will talk about this issue later! Come on, I'll give you a massage."

"Ah."

Xu Wei nodded sullenly, and walked out of the room first.

As soon as he went out, Tang Wenxiu, who was sitting on the sofa watching the "Republic of China House Drama TV Series", looked towards him.

Xu Wei nodded silently.

Xu Dongjun sat down on the sofa, picked up the apple on the coffee table and started to chew: "Mom, don't worry about my affairs, I know what I'm doing."

"It's not washed yet. How can your father and I feel relieved when you say you're like this?"

Tang Wenxiu snatched the bitten apple from his hand, picked up the fruit knife on the coffee table, and peeled it.

He said earnestly in his mouth: "Since you know what you are doing, then you can do it. But if you want your dad to teach you how to cook, you have to show your grades!"

"Dele."

Xu Dongjun laughed happily, took the peeled apple that his mother handed over, and after solving it in threes and fives, he said earnestly: "Mom, let me give you a massage."

As she spoke, she put her hands on Tang Wenxiu's shoulders.

Tang Wenxiu stretched his back and relaxed his whole body.

Then it's time for Xu Dongjun's performance.

That night, Xu Dongjun slept deeply, and when he woke up, it was already the next morning.

"Today is another good day."

After running home in the morning, Xu Dongjun took a refreshing hot shower and went to the kitchen, where he made himself an fried egg and improved his cooking skills a little.

Then I had breakfast with the steamed buns my mother put on the dining table and the milk in the refrigerator.

When eating, what Xu Dongjun didn't expect was that Zhang Dahe actually called him on WeChat.

It's not surprising to receive Zhang Dahe's message, but it's surprising that it's so early.

Xu Dongjun answered the phone and heard Zhang Dahe ask: "Old Xu, did you watch last night's game? It made my blood boil."

Xu Dongjun asked curiously, "What game?"

Zhang Dahe directly broke the defense: "Damn it! You don't know, right? Last night, slapping and slapping the final? EDG won, so I asked you if you were awesome? If it weren't for my limited skills, I would have wanted to play professionally But, I can't play a job, so I can be the boss of a job in the future."

"...You leave my Xiuni girl alone!"

Xu Dongjun really didn't know that last night was the masquerade final. He has basically quit the game now, and said calmly: "Not bad, it's good to win."

If it had been before, when he heard the news, he might have been so excited that he might even have split his legs.

Zhang Dahe was full of enthusiasm: "Just two words, awesome! Old Xu, are you going to make trouble? I've already made an appointment."

Xu Dongjun shook his head and refused: "Forget it, I have something to do today and have to go out."

Zhang Dahe pursed his mouth and said: "It's really boring. By the way, I'll give you a link. You must click on it at ten o'clock today."

Xu Dongjun became vigilant: "Is your link serious?"

Zhang Dahe said: "If it's serious, I won't send it to you."

Xu Dongjun sternly refused: "Hmph! I, Xu Dongjun, have nothing to do with gambling and drugs. Ten o'clock, right? I will definitely click in on time."

But Zhang Dahe said: "Damn! What are you thinking? I am so worried that I have no resources. All the 9+1 URLs I saved before are invalid. What I sent you is a live broadcast link. At ten o'clock, Zhao Fan is so forced to live Wash your hair upside down."

Xu Dongjun was startled: "Damn! Was he stimulated? Even if Liu Xiaoqi rejected him, there's no need to be so cruel to him, right?"

Zhang Dahe asked curiously: "What? He was rejected by Liu Xiaoqi, and Zhao Fan confessed his love? It's not like his style? But it's okay, Liu Xiaoqi didn't dump him at all."

"???"

Xu Dongjun wondered: "Isn't Zhao Fan washing his hair for Liu Xiaoqi in the live broadcast?"

Zhang Dahe said: "When did I say that he did it for Liu Xiaoqi? He did it because EDG won. Just wait, there are a lot of idiots lately...cough, a lot of people live broadcast doing awesome things recently People who wash their hair while standing upside down, or eat hot pot while standing upside down are trivial things, but those who run naked and live stream and drink excrement water are the real tough guys."

Xu Dongjun's three views were washed away, and he was stunned: "It's not necessary..."

Zhang Dahe: "What the hell is this belief! I won't say anything anymore, I'm going to make appointments with other people to play blackmail."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Dongjun wanted to search about EDG on his phone, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

It’s really hard to lead netizens this year. It’s also a headache to come to EDG, right?
Then, he picked up the plate and went to the kitchen...

"The house hasn't been cleaned for a long time?"

While washing the dishes, Xu Dongjun looked at the oil stains on the range hood and patted his forehead in frustration.

He is the most idle person at home, if he doesn't do this kind of thing, who will do it?

Putting the washed dishes and chopsticks into the storage cabinet, Xu Dongjun moved into the living room, and then went to his mother and his mother's room.

The inside of the house is not very dirty, it's the kind of dirt that cannot be cleaned with a broom, but it is definitely messy.

"Since we have to clean up, let's clean it thoroughly, tidy up what should be tidied up, throw away what should be thrown away, and wash what should be washed."

Xu Dongjun took action immediately.

For the arrangement of the room, he made a little plan, first deal with the bedroom, then the kitchen, the living room, and finally the toilet.

Follow the rules of space from top to bottom, from inside to outside.

Then I walked into Mom and Dad's room with a bucket of water, a broom and a rag.

In the first step, he first put the clothes on the balcony into the closet, and arranged the clothes in the closet according to the seasons, putting the clothes in the current season in an easy-to-reach place, and putting the clothes in the changing season at the bottom.

The overall clothes are arranged according to the rules of male left and female right. For the sake of beauty, colors can also be classified.

He can only do this step, after all, he is not a professional organizer.

Once the clothes are packed, he can start cleaning.

Wipe the glass first, then the bedside table, and finally the floor.

The bed was clean, so he didn't need to do it, but some dirt on the floor tiles made his hands sore from wiping.

He had to sigh: "It turns out that cleaning is so tiring."

At the same time, his cleaning ability has improved rapidly, and his storage ability has also been triggered by the way. This is the rhythm for him to engage in housekeeping!
Mom and Dad's room is done, next is his own room.

"Hey, what is this?"

There was a cabinet under the bed that Xu Dongjun had forgotten about, and he pulled it out out of curiosity.

Dust the surface and open the cabinet.

Seeing the contents inside, Xu Dongjun couldn't help laughing.

"They are all childhood toys. Bumpman, [-]x[-], game consoles, spinning tops, yo-yos, marbles... there are so many Yu-Gi-Oh cards."

These toys are basically not complete, and they are all missing arms and legs, but they are all his childhood memories.

Xu Dongjun smiled, carefully wiped off the dust on the toys, and finally put them back into the clean cabinet and stuffed them under the clean bed.

(End of this chapter)