i have a traveling frog
Chapter 3 My Frog Can Understand People
Chapter 3 My Frog Can Understand Human Language
Su Wenran pinched himself hard and found that it hurt and it was not a dream.
Looking at the frog house in the room, Su Wenran stood there for a long time before recovering.
Su Wenran picked up his phone and connected to the Internet. After searching for a long time, he found that the game official had finally opened domestic customer service not long ago.
This game is a big hit in China, so the officials naturally pay attention to domestic players, and it is inevitable to set up domestic customer service.
Su Wenran quickly called.
""Traveling Frog" game customer service, I am very happy to serve you." The very standard and formal answering words rang in Su Wenran's ears.
"Hey, I want to report a BUG. It's a huge BUG. Is there any reward?"
Su Wenran asked loudly, what happened just now was too unbelievable, he needs to find someone to figure it out, of course, if there is a reward for reporting bugs, he would naturally be more happy.
"Hello, please describe the bug you encountered in detail. As for the reward, we will apply for you depending on the situation." The voice of the customer service was pleasant, but there was no guarantee that Su Wenran would be rewarded.
"Your traveling frog, came to my room to travel!"
"..."
"Hey, you talk."
"...you...mean...that you saw a frog?"
"Yes, it's your traveling frog, exactly the same."
"..."
The customer service person on the other end of the phone had a stern look on his face. I have been working as a customer service agent for so long and I have met many people, but this is the first time I have met someone who can't tell the difference between games and reality.
"Hey, why are you silent again?"
"Sir, frogs are real animals that exist in reality. It's normal to see them, so don't make a fuss."
"No, have you ever seen a frog eating from a bowl? Have you ever seen a frog with a green hat on its back? The one in my house is just like this. Check if it's a bug? It's beside my bed." Su Wenran hurriedly explained.
"..."
The customer service staff on the other end was silent again, not knowing how to answer Su Wenran's words.
In his opinion, Su Wenran was either crazy, or the game went too far, and he regarded the frog he bought at home as a traveling frog in the game.
"Hey, why are you silent again?" Su Wenran asked.
The customer service staff couldn't laugh or cry, how to explain to a psychopath that he is a neuropathy is really difficult to learn.
"Also, the clovers in my game are no longer growing. It has been five days. Didn't they grow in batches in three hours?"
"Did you adjust the time on your phone?" Since the question about the game was asked, the customer service began to ask and answer.
"No, it just died twice."
"Oh, then I suggest you shut down and restart to have a look."
This time it was Su Wenran's turn to be speechless. This customer service staff didn't know anything. If there was a problem, he would shut down and restart the machine. Isn't this the same as an Internet cafe network administrator?
"What about the frog in my room?"
"It's up to you." The customer service's words lost the enthusiasm at the beginning and became cold and impatient.
"How do I deal with it?"
"Throw it out directly, or throw it out after stepping on it to death, or, kill it, and cook it!" The customer service was obviously impatient.
"..."
Su Wenran thought of this scene, and immediately said: "How can you eat frogs!"
"Hello, do you have any other questions?"
"Beep beep..."
Su Wenran was about to speak when he suddenly found that the call was disconnected. He thought it was the customer service who hung up the phone, and was about to get angry when he saw a text message prompting: Dear user, you have stopped due to overpayment, and the call service is reserved for 24 hours. Please hurry up Recharge!
"Damn, it was timely to call for recharge!"
Su Wenran dropped the phone and went to the stone house to take a look again.
I saw Brother Bao'er whittling wood like a toothpick. He saw Su Wenran approaching and glanced at him.
Su Wenran was startled, and found a trace of displeasure in Brother Bao'er's eyes.
"I'll go, Brother Bao'er, did you understand my phone call?"
Those resentful little eyes and the fierceness when peeling the toothpick, this is to take revenge on me!
Su Wenran shuddered all over, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Brother Bao'er, are you full?"
Brother Bao'er didn't respond at all and was still peeling the toothpick!
"Brother Bao'er, where have you been for so long, are you tired?"
Cut it, cut it.
Su Wenran felt a little embarrassed when he saw that he was completely ignoring her. He sat on the ground and watched for a while.
Brother Baoer kept peeling and peeling.
Seeing Brother Bao'er's movements, Su Wenran gradually calmed down from the shock and bewilderment just now.
Brother Baoer is still Brother Baoer.
Still so cold.
Su Wenran thought of the days and nights he spent with Brother Bao'er in the past few months, and gradually pulled out the little frog in the game, and turned into the real frog in front of him.
"Hey, my mental quality is not good, it's a joke."
Su Wenran smiled embarrassedly, thinking that if he was the customer service just now, he would definitely feel crazy.
"Brother Bao'er, whether it's a game or you come to me, I will always support you."
Su Wenran said to the stone house, he saw Brother Bao'er's action of sharpening the toothpick paused, and then resumed.
"Damn, I can really understand people!"
Brother Baoer cast a look of contempt...
"Brother Bao'er, when are you going to bed?"
"Brother Bao'er, when are you going to travel again?"
"Brother Bao'er..."
Knowing that Brother Bao'er could understand human speech, Su Wenran asked a lot of questions at once, but Brother Bao'er still sharpened his toothpick coldly and ignored them.
Su Wenran didn't mind at all. For him, even if he had a companion, someone who could talk to relieve boredom, even if he didn't respond, he would be much more angry than before.
Su Wenran talked for a while, and finally got tired, lying on the bed and giggling.
I don’t have parents, but now I feel like a parent.
Turning on the phone, Su Wenran talked to himself, and seemed to say to Brother Baoer: "Brother Baoer, help you prepare your luggage for the next departure."
Su Wenran took the opportunity to take a peek at Brother Bao'er, and saw that he was still chopping and chopping without responding.
Su Wenran opened the game, and there were more than 5000 clover in it. He didn't have the money to recharge to buy clover. These were collected and saved in the game every day.
There are not many foods in the store, only a few, but it is said that each food has different uses, some are suitable for going to far places, some are suitable for taking to tropical places, and some are suitable for taking to cold places, because I don’t know Bao’er Wherever he goes next time, Su Wenran usually packs a full suitcase.
It took 80 grasses to buy a quiche. It is said that after eating the quiche, the frog will be homesick. Su Wenran bought it without hesitation. He spent another 450 grasses on a standard tent and another 900 grasses. I bought a lantern and put an amulet in the end. The amulet can be used continuously. Su Wenran bought it for 3000 clover a long time ago.
After putting away the bags, Su Wenran filled the table again. When he looked at the clover, there were more than 3000 left, which was really useless.
However, looking at the full luggage, Su Wenran had a satisfied smile on his face.
(End of this chapter)
Su Wenran pinched himself hard and found that it hurt and it was not a dream.
Looking at the frog house in the room, Su Wenran stood there for a long time before recovering.
Su Wenran picked up his phone and connected to the Internet. After searching for a long time, he found that the game official had finally opened domestic customer service not long ago.
This game is a big hit in China, so the officials naturally pay attention to domestic players, and it is inevitable to set up domestic customer service.
Su Wenran quickly called.
""Traveling Frog" game customer service, I am very happy to serve you." The very standard and formal answering words rang in Su Wenran's ears.
"Hey, I want to report a BUG. It's a huge BUG. Is there any reward?"
Su Wenran asked loudly, what happened just now was too unbelievable, he needs to find someone to figure it out, of course, if there is a reward for reporting bugs, he would naturally be more happy.
"Hello, please describe the bug you encountered in detail. As for the reward, we will apply for you depending on the situation." The voice of the customer service was pleasant, but there was no guarantee that Su Wenran would be rewarded.
"Your traveling frog, came to my room to travel!"
"..."
"Hey, you talk."
"...you...mean...that you saw a frog?"
"Yes, it's your traveling frog, exactly the same."
"..."
The customer service person on the other end of the phone had a stern look on his face. I have been working as a customer service agent for so long and I have met many people, but this is the first time I have met someone who can't tell the difference between games and reality.
"Hey, why are you silent again?"
"Sir, frogs are real animals that exist in reality. It's normal to see them, so don't make a fuss."
"No, have you ever seen a frog eating from a bowl? Have you ever seen a frog with a green hat on its back? The one in my house is just like this. Check if it's a bug? It's beside my bed." Su Wenran hurriedly explained.
"..."
The customer service staff on the other end was silent again, not knowing how to answer Su Wenran's words.
In his opinion, Su Wenran was either crazy, or the game went too far, and he regarded the frog he bought at home as a traveling frog in the game.
"Hey, why are you silent again?" Su Wenran asked.
The customer service staff couldn't laugh or cry, how to explain to a psychopath that he is a neuropathy is really difficult to learn.
"Also, the clovers in my game are no longer growing. It has been five days. Didn't they grow in batches in three hours?"
"Did you adjust the time on your phone?" Since the question about the game was asked, the customer service began to ask and answer.
"No, it just died twice."
"Oh, then I suggest you shut down and restart to have a look."
This time it was Su Wenran's turn to be speechless. This customer service staff didn't know anything. If there was a problem, he would shut down and restart the machine. Isn't this the same as an Internet cafe network administrator?
"What about the frog in my room?"
"It's up to you." The customer service's words lost the enthusiasm at the beginning and became cold and impatient.
"How do I deal with it?"
"Throw it out directly, or throw it out after stepping on it to death, or, kill it, and cook it!" The customer service was obviously impatient.
"..."
Su Wenran thought of this scene, and immediately said: "How can you eat frogs!"
"Hello, do you have any other questions?"
"Beep beep..."
Su Wenran was about to speak when he suddenly found that the call was disconnected. He thought it was the customer service who hung up the phone, and was about to get angry when he saw a text message prompting: Dear user, you have stopped due to overpayment, and the call service is reserved for 24 hours. Please hurry up Recharge!
"Damn, it was timely to call for recharge!"
Su Wenran dropped the phone and went to the stone house to take a look again.
I saw Brother Bao'er whittling wood like a toothpick. He saw Su Wenran approaching and glanced at him.
Su Wenran was startled, and found a trace of displeasure in Brother Bao'er's eyes.
"I'll go, Brother Bao'er, did you understand my phone call?"
Those resentful little eyes and the fierceness when peeling the toothpick, this is to take revenge on me!
Su Wenran shuddered all over, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Brother Bao'er, are you full?"
Brother Bao'er didn't respond at all and was still peeling the toothpick!
"Brother Bao'er, where have you been for so long, are you tired?"
Cut it, cut it.
Su Wenran felt a little embarrassed when he saw that he was completely ignoring her. He sat on the ground and watched for a while.
Brother Baoer kept peeling and peeling.
Seeing Brother Bao'er's movements, Su Wenran gradually calmed down from the shock and bewilderment just now.
Brother Baoer is still Brother Baoer.
Still so cold.
Su Wenran thought of the days and nights he spent with Brother Bao'er in the past few months, and gradually pulled out the little frog in the game, and turned into the real frog in front of him.
"Hey, my mental quality is not good, it's a joke."
Su Wenran smiled embarrassedly, thinking that if he was the customer service just now, he would definitely feel crazy.
"Brother Bao'er, whether it's a game or you come to me, I will always support you."
Su Wenran said to the stone house, he saw Brother Bao'er's action of sharpening the toothpick paused, and then resumed.
"Damn, I can really understand people!"
Brother Baoer cast a look of contempt...
"Brother Bao'er, when are you going to bed?"
"Brother Bao'er, when are you going to travel again?"
"Brother Bao'er..."
Knowing that Brother Bao'er could understand human speech, Su Wenran asked a lot of questions at once, but Brother Bao'er still sharpened his toothpick coldly and ignored them.
Su Wenran didn't mind at all. For him, even if he had a companion, someone who could talk to relieve boredom, even if he didn't respond, he would be much more angry than before.
Su Wenran talked for a while, and finally got tired, lying on the bed and giggling.
I don’t have parents, but now I feel like a parent.
Turning on the phone, Su Wenran talked to himself, and seemed to say to Brother Baoer: "Brother Baoer, help you prepare your luggage for the next departure."
Su Wenran took the opportunity to take a peek at Brother Bao'er, and saw that he was still chopping and chopping without responding.
Su Wenran opened the game, and there were more than 5000 clover in it. He didn't have the money to recharge to buy clover. These were collected and saved in the game every day.
There are not many foods in the store, only a few, but it is said that each food has different uses, some are suitable for going to far places, some are suitable for taking to tropical places, and some are suitable for taking to cold places, because I don’t know Bao’er Wherever he goes next time, Su Wenran usually packs a full suitcase.
It took 80 grasses to buy a quiche. It is said that after eating the quiche, the frog will be homesick. Su Wenran bought it without hesitation. He spent another 450 grasses on a standard tent and another 900 grasses. I bought a lantern and put an amulet in the end. The amulet can be used continuously. Su Wenran bought it for 3000 clover a long time ago.
After putting away the bags, Su Wenran filled the table again. When he looked at the clover, there were more than 3000 left, which was really useless.
However, looking at the full luggage, Su Wenran had a satisfied smile on his face.
(End of this chapter)
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