Obviously not the protagonist, but the villain came at me

Chapter 147 Introducing Life!

"When a person sits at home, does disaster come from heaven?"

After Xu Beisheng returned to the central region, he sat in the room, looking out the window at the rare sight of the cooperation between the monster race and the human race, and sighed faintly.

He went back to Qianlingzong and was called back without even sitting on his butt!

He was named "Messenger" by Su Xueyu and Luo Lin's officers and men, symbolizing the peace representative of the two races.

Xu Beisheng cut the tea with a sad face, took a sip and sighed in relief:

"Don't worry about it, it's just an overseer with no power."

The reason for such a sigh.

It was because after he returned to Zhongyu, he just sat by the window of the house and was idle for three whole days!
Every day is like the fresh water in the teacup in your hand, it's dull and boring!
He looked left and right at the scene outside the window, and then sighed helplessly.

No.

There are no entertainment facilities!

On the big loess, there are only miners carrying manuscripts to mine, there are big men of the monster race, and there are also big men of the human race.

The digging was in full swing.

Xu Beisheng was idle and bored a few days ago, so he also went up to help shirtless, but they were terrified and stopped him:

"No way, no way, you are an honorable Messenger! Let us do these tasks."

"Come on, Master Jieshi, this is the orange that is abundant in the Yaozu, you can taste it."

Therefore, Xu Beisheng, who had just lifted the manuscript, was pushed into the shade by these big men, serving tea and water in various ways.

After that, Xu Beisheng also learned to be smart.

He simply huddled in the room to supervise the work, lest the group of miners see him and swarm up to fawn over him.

But there is also a good point.

Xu Beisheng is idle and has more time to go through the plot line.

The more he thought about it, the more disappointed he became.

He simply dropped his pen and ink with a look of irritability, and burst into a foul language:

"Damn it, I can't even understand the plot! The heroines are letting themselves go one by one, and I'm just kidding, as long as I don't die after ten years!"

This helplessness was due to the fact that at this stage Luo Lin was supposed to be fighting and killing in the borderlands, causing disturbances.

Then Lin Po, who was ordered by Qianlingzong, rushed to the frontier to have a wonderful encounter with female number four.

but now?
Luo Lin seems to have fully realized that, for the sake of peace, he is willing to chop off his head horns for himself!

Xu Beisheng couldn't resist her determination, and asked Su Xueyu, who was supposed to be close to Lin Po, the story line became more and more wrong!
Looking at everything that has developed now, Xu Beisheng is just amazed:
"I'll go! I'm the protagonist of the plot, right? Everything revolves around me? Am I the sun or something?"

Whoosh whoosh—

In the next moment, there was really a ray of light revolving around Xu Beisheng, making him dizzy.

After the light and shadow fell to the ground, the Phantom Devourer, which looked like a little Shiba Inu, sat firmly beside Xu Beisheng, wagging its tail excitedly:

"Wang!"

"Hey, son of a bitch, you have to remember, you are a noble phantom-eating beast, not a cat or a dog, you understand?"

"Wang...?"

After being named Goudan, Goudan's character is more docile and appropriate, and he doesn't understand what it means anyway.

All he knew was that if he wagged his tail at Xu Beisheng, the master would give him something delicious, and what he ate was bones.

This time Goudan was hungry, so he came out and wagged his tail wildly.

But Xu Beisheng ignored him. He just looked out the window and murmured sadly:
"Hey, it would be great if there were a few good-looking girls here. Staring at these old men all day, I'm going crazy."

that moment.

Quietly watching Xu Beisheng's pussy, a wit appeared in his eyes, which was unprecedented wisdom.

...

[Hey, on the sixth day of coming to Zhongyu Loess, I don't have anything to say, so let's just leave it at that, I'll have a good meal when I go back, and watch more beautiful girls to cultivate my sentiments. 】

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing today's plot sharing, power +3, and the Hammer of Warcraft Spiritual Wisdom +1."

"Huh? I'll go, the system has a brain twitch today? Did you give it a magic weapon?"

On the sixth day, when Xu Beisheng was too idle to panic, he received a spiritual enlightenment hammer from the system.

It's just a hammer, its function is to hit the monster's head with a hammer, and it can unlock the wisdom!
Xu Beisheng didn't even think about it, he called Goudan, and it came several times.

Almost knocked the dog egg out of the bag!
Shagou still wagged his tail foolishly, watching him goof off without any special performance.

"Cut, bad luck!"

So, Xu Beisheng threw the enlightening hammer into the Qiankun bag with a look of disgust, let's eat ashes!

That day he turned around and sat at the table, earnestly continuing his old work!

Being in the Central Territory, Xu Beisheng listed all the dangers that may be encountered in the Central Territory plot, so as to guard against them.

Not the next day, he encountered an unspeakable crisis.

Early in the morning, Xu Beisheng planned to take the quilt outside to bask in the sun, so that he could sleep soundly at night. Unexpectedly, when he lifted the quilt, he saw some shocking scenes:

Under the quilt, there are all kinds of women's tube tops, purple, white, red, blue, big, small, fat, and thin, just like a tube top shop!

"Fuck! Fuck!! Where are there so many women's tube tops! Are they haunted?!"

Xu Beisheng blushed, hid these fragrant tube tops, stuffed them in a lock box, and pushed them deep into the bed!
He wanted to return the property to its original owner, but how could he return it?
Running to the big loess where there are strong mining men, holding a loudspeaker and shouting, "Who's girl lost her tube top"?

Faced with this supernatural phenomenon, Xu Beisheng attributed it to the mysterious monsters that only appeared in the Central Territory:

Steal a raccoon!

This is a kind of low-level monster with a jaw-dropping style. It often likes to steal human items and collect them as trophies!
But what the hell, which raccoon is shameless enough to steal a woman's tube top?

Xu Beisheng has only heard of raccoons stealing food, but this is the first time he has ever stolen a tube top!
A day or two.

It's not over yet!
Xu Beisheng hid a box of tube tops, and when he went downstairs to pee the next day, the bed was filled with eclectic tube tops, and the key was with his body temperature!

Seems like a room full of women just took off here...

No, this is absolutely impossible.

In a radius of hundreds of miles, there are only big mining men outside the window!
Xu Beisheng, who hadn't finished solving the plot line, fought wits and courage with these tube tops.

He vowed to catch the raccoon who stole the tube top!

So the next day.

Xu Beisheng borrowed an invisibility cloak from Master Su Xueyu, pretended to go downstairs, and actually lurked at the door to observe everything.

no way.

No more practice, Xu Beisheng's house will be filled with boxes full of tube tops!
When the time comes to be misunderstood, he will become famous!

rustling.

Sure enough, not long after Xu Beisheng pretended to leave, there was a commotion in the house.

Immediately afterwards, a ball of light floated out of the window, slowly spinning and dancing...

Xu Beisheng stared at that light, and it became more and more familiar, and he always felt that he had seen it somewhere——

The next moment, the ball of light condensed into a dog-like shape by itself.

That monster that looks like a dog.

It was Xu Beisheng's phantom-eating beast, Goudan!

Xu Beisheng's eyes widened in astonishment, resisting the urge to swear, and watched helplessly as Goudan took out fruitful victories from his own space and threw them on the master's bed.

The Phantom Devourer is a magic beast of the illusion and space system. Like the Soul Devourer Sword, it has the ability to open up small spaces.

But Xu Beisheng never expected it.

Goudan can be so insane!
It directly fills the space with a tube top!
What's more deadly is...

This time, Xu Beisheng knew three of them.

Because he just happened to see them pass through! !
(End of this chapter)